Section 83 If you come, I promise not to kill you

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After learning the lesson that the electric car will run out of power, Qin Ren of the slut duo bought a pink women's bicycle and rode it on the road himself, and poured three bottles of Estee Lauder premium perfume plus mineral water into the water gun that children played, which was of great use.

This water gun with a white plastic shell is very expensive, it costs more than 200 yuan, it looks a bit like a revolver, the waterline shot is very thin and short, the strength is very large, and it can shoot out more than ten meters away.

Yunluo got this water gun, the quiet and fresh perfume smell was very fragrant, but Qin Ren himself put a small set of individual packages in the pockets on both sides of the blue dress, and then went on the road.

Qin Ren's body is lì stick, riding a bicycle with Yunluo, the degree is not slower than an electric car, and even Qin Ren can soar more than a hundred yards if he is willing, and sure enough, the man who can play mountaineering and outdoor is all kinds of strong.

"Ah Luo, look, it's the two couples holding hands in front, you shoot the man with a water gun, don't show it." Qin Ren was probably very anxious before meeting the fiancées of the twin beauties, and wanted to have some fun and relax.

"No problem." Yunluo nodded solemnly, when Qin Ren rode a pink women's bicycle to approach behind the couple, Yunluo pulled the water gun very covertly, and a perfume arrow shot at the hem of the boy's white T-shirt, the sound of the water gun was very small, and it did not arouse the boy's vigilance.

Qin Ren laughed, like a second goods, pedaling the bicycle past the couple, at this moment, Qin Ren, who has omnipotent motor nerves, flicked his right hand, and a small set accurately fell into the hat behind the girl wearing a hooded thin shirt.

The smell of Estee Lauder's high-end perfume, boys may be very dull, but girls must have a smart nose, if you are jealous, ask the boy how the perfume smell came from, and don't quarrel to hell. And the small set in the girl's coat and hat can also make the boy wonder if the girl has another man.

Doing bad things is really a recreational activity that can make people physically and mentally happy.

Yunluo and Qin Ren formed a group to break up the couple, Yunluo was responsible for shooting perfume with water guns for boys, and Qin Ren stuffed small condoms for girls or boys. The two bastards have also been seen several times, but the walking ones can't catch up with the cyclist.

Later, Qin Ren felt that he hadn't had enough fun, so he rode a bicycle with Yunluo, and in a relatively remote highway where there were no traffic police, he went to harm the eldest sister who rode a bicycle, the couple who rode an electric car, and the beautiful woman or handsome guy who opened the window of the car.

Qin Rengao was tired of riding a bicycle, so he threw the pink women's bicycle to the side of the road, and took Yunluo to the big shopping mall to buy two large SLRs, one of which cost tens of thousands.

Carrying a high-spec SLR long-lens camera, Qin Ren took Yunluo to a very prosperous pedestrian street intersection to squat on the street to play street photography. Qin Ren is very artistic, he first clicked and took more than a dozen photos, and showed Yunluo a look, and Yunluo understood how to play.

was photographed in Qin Ren's SLR shot, none of them were the face of the sister paper, nor did they have beautiful legs, all of them were the big and small breasts of the sister paper, this is a big-tailed wolf.

Yunluo happily picked up the SLR camera, adjusted the focus according to Qin Ren's teaching, and quickly took a picture of the chest of a denim sleeveless jacket girl, which won Qin Ren's appreciation.

But it didn't take long for Qin Ren and Yunluo to be chased and killed by seven girls in short skirts and hot pants, and they had to flee from this street corner.

It was Qin Ren's death, and the seven young girls who were shopping together were all very good-looking, and they were glared at by a girl with a little pepper, Qin Ren still didn't know whether to live or die and muttered to Yunluo, and his voice was still very loud: "Ah Luo, you see, this little girl in red has the smallest breasts, and she doesn't even have a cup, it's really pitiful." ”

It's a pity that the one in red is Xiao Pepper, so the little girl raised her arms angrily, and the seven sisters came over and killed Qin Ren and Yunluo. Qin Ren and Yunluo have ghosts in their hearts, if the photos in the SLR are seen by the girls, it will be light to beat them both up, and it is also light to smash both SLRs, and it is not impossible to call the police.

The sisters can't outrun the two big men, Qin Ren hung a big SLR, or the handsome one, took Yunluo to the city to buy a lot of snacks and spices, and then began to toss, took the mobile phone to check the map of West Lake City, and the two of them ran to the nearby park, there are a lot of cute pets here, cats, dogs, Lori.

Qin Ren squatted on the grass with satisfaction, holding a single-lens reflex and patting Lori in a powder blue dress in the distance, and happily talking nonsense with Yunluo, Qin Ren only patted Lori's slender and tender little beautiful legs this time, if Lori's parents saw it, they would definitely call the police.

"The bite force of the giant panda is second only to the polar bear, and the brown bear is on par, the running degree can exceed the highest height of Liu Xiang's flat land in the mountains at an altitude of 2,000 meters, can climb a tree of more than 20 meters, and can play with three or four wolves as cushions. From this, I realized a truth.,Lori is justice if she wants to be cute! ”

After taking the beautiful art photos of Lori, Qin Ren became serious, and took out a freshly baked roast duck leg, palm-sized dried fish, and colorful and beautiful soft elastic marshmallows, and cooperated with Yunluo in the division of labor, and the two bad guys went together to scourge all kinds of cute things on the grass in the park, causing countless dogs to bark and cats to cry.

Qin Ren fed the snow-white and cute smiling angel Samoyed to eat roast duck legs with mustard, Yunluo gave the short-eared cat dried fish with croton, Qin Ren smiled handsomely and teased Lori to give a very beautiful marshmallow to eat, and the sweet candy was bitter coptis ......

Well, after the bad thing was done, Qin Ren ran away with Yunluo, leaving behind the chaos of the park.

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Qin Ren and Yunluo, who were happy for a few handfuls, went to the cold drink shop to eat something, Qin Ren thought about it, and felt that these two large SLR cameras Yunluo could also be used, so he didn't throw them away, but found SF Express and sent the two SLRs to Room 3O2, No. 145 Xueyuan Road, the recipient was An Chuyu, and the mobile phone number of Yunluo's girlfriend was written.

Yunluo was negligent for a while, and he didn't remember what the two SLRs were shooting, all of them were sister's breasts and Lori's beautiful legs, which really made people speechless and asked the sky. Qin Ren, you are really a good brother in the pit.

Originally, Yunluo could have thought of this little problem, but Qin Ren had previously pulled Yunluo in the cold drink shop to bet on what color Xiao Nene was, a beautiful woman in a black pleated short skirt, and whoever lost at night would jump into the West Lake to touch a fish.

Yunluo readily agreed, he really didn't believe it, Qin Ren was tall and handsome, but he was not strong enough to ask a strange girl what color he was. Both people can have three color choices, but the two sides can't be the same, if there is the same, they will win or lose, and if they win, they can take that color.

Red, white, and black, this is Yunluo's answer, and Qin Ren picks pink, beige, and pale green.

Then Yunluo witnessed the shamelessness of the earthlings, Qin Ren got up and walked out of the cold drink shop, and came back in a few minutes, signaling Yunluo to watch a good show, in order to be interesting enough, Yunluo didn't eavesdrop on what Qin Ren did.

After a while, a little Zhengtai walked in, walked to the side of the short skirt girl, reached out and lifted the sister's short skirt, revealing a corner of the pink little Nene, Xiao Zhengtai shouted at Qin Ren: "Uncle Yunluo, it's pink, give me a hundred yuan that you said you wanted." ”

The angry gaze of the short skirt girl followed Xiao Zhengtai's pure eyes, and she stared at Yunluo's classmates.

"Rely on you Qin Ren to frame me." Yunluo saw the short skirt girl rushing over angrily, raised her delicate palm and was about to slap Yunluo, Yunluo's classmate squatted down decisively and flashed the slap, slipped out of the cold drink shop with a drill, and scolded Qin Ren at the door of the store.

The short skirt girl's beautiful eyes turned, looking at the rich and handsome Qin Ren, and she was angry: "Two scumbags!" "The short skirt girl shook her hand and slapped it over, Qin Ren is omnipotent, she escaped from the cold drink shop after drilling the table, and she still had time to take a hundred yuan and stuff it to Xiao Zhengtai, and ran away side by side with Yunluo.

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The two best friends each counted that the other party was a bastard, so they went to a very exquisite restaurant to ask for a private room for a big meal, Qin Ren was also a little hungry, and he didn't make any more trouble during the whole meal, and ate a table of dishes with Yunluo.

Qin Ren is very good at eating, and the dishes he orders are also the signature dishes of this restaurant, as well as many local famous dishes in West Lake City. A table full of dried bamboo shoots and duck pot, casserole fish head king, hibiscus crystal shrimp, double-flavored chicken, egg yolk and blue crab, and straw duck.

There is a very small bathroom in the private room, and there is a very small window on the wall more than two meters high, when Qin Ren went to wash his hands after eating, a flash of inspiration flashed in his head, and he whimsically pointed to the small window and said to Yunluo: "Ah Luo, let's escape the order, climb out of that small window, the outside is a floor, it is very safe." ”

Yunluo looked at the smooth white tiles on the four walls, ordinary people would never be able to climb up, not to mention that the small window was composed of two aluminum alloy glass windows, a single glass window could not even be drilled out by children, if Qin Ren wanted to climb out, he had to remove the two aluminum alloy glass windows, but it was not easy to start with a place more than two meters high.

"Hahaha, this is the time for my climbing skills to move, Ah Luo took off his shirt and twisted it into a rope, you stand here, let me climb up with my shoulders." Qin Ren neatly took off his blue dress, tore it with a claw knife, knotted it into a rope, and then knotted it into a long rope with Yunluo's outer cloth strips.

Yunluo stood very firmly, Qin Ren stepped on Yunluo's shoulders with a relay of his palms, and stepped on it again, Qin Ren rushed up to the small window more than two meters high, and quickly demolished the two alloy windows, Qin Ren turned over and passed through the small window, hung down a rope made of clothes, and pulled Yunluo up.

Two big men, just such a shameless escape.

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