Chapter 271: The Tiger Exits
As soon as the train of thought opened, Xue Xiang quickly thought about all kinds of poisonous schemes, ways to save himself, Xue Laosan couldn't think of a way to harm people for a while, this kid is absolutely thousands, his brain is already extremely smart, plus jīng is studying the knowledge of Guiguzi and other calculators, in the blink of an eye, he thought of three plans for killing people, and five plans for desperate households......
Thinking about it, thinking about it, Xue Laosan had a flash of inspiration, and he really let him come up with a strategy to save himself and attack at the same time, and this strategy has always been by his side, but he has been pursuing it for a long time!
A plan has been acquired, the small cabinet, in an instant, the valley is silent, the water is blooming, Xue Laosan finally opened his eyes!
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The red tongue of fire greedily licked the air, and the sauce chicken on the campfire was roasted and dripping with grease, and with a thud, it was swallowed by the tongue of fire, bursting out of a bright and bewitching green sè.
Gradually, the grease dried up, and the charred body turned red, and because no one turned it, the red soon turned to purple black, and finally to pitch black, and then, the unbearable smell of burnt paste immediately filled the air.
"Cāo, Biaozi, it's pasty, it's paste, you can't even smell it when you're guarding the side!"
At this point, the hall had fallen into dead silence for five minutes, and it was not until Sun Fatzi yelled and kicked over the bracket that the atmosphere in the field recovered.
"It doesn't matter, whether he's a god or a demon, let's go straight to the hard one, and have a thunderbolt to subdue the demon!"
At this moment, Li Guangli has no time to reprimand Wang Biao, who has been treated like shit by him, and for him, it is urgent to clean up Xue Xiang!
Li Guangli gave an order, and everyone immediately shouted, and then took action, pouring oil and pouring oil, pulling the thread, and testing the detection machine of the testing machine, in short, the blow that Xue Xiang gave them was too big, subverting their world view, and it seemed that Xue Laosan had really become some kind of devil. And against the devil, is there anything comparable to such a thunderbolt and a lightning bolt?
A group of people were busy, and the fat man was motionless, standing beside Li Guangli!
Li Guangli frowned slightly, and glanced at Sun Fatzi, who immediately knew that Director Li was unhappy. Hurriedly said: "Director." Don't look at me standing stupidly, I want to be lazy, how can I be so slippery, I am waiting for them to be busy before completing the most important part! ”
Hearing what Sun Fatzi said, Li Guangli's brows were slightly flat, "Cheng, I want to see what kind of tricks your grandson is going to do, so I said it in advance." If you play well, you will be rewarded, if you don't play well, don't blame me for turning my face and not recognizing people. ”
Sun Fatzi nodded, but he didn't speak, and there was a sè between his eyebrows, obviously. There must be a clever idea in his heart.
Six people were holding a generator, and the roar of the machine was soon heard, and the two people on the other side were holding two finger-thick wires and were about to go around the iron chair.
At this moment, Sun Fatzi shouted: "Slow! ”
The eyes of the audience all looked at him, but they saw that he was not in a hurry and walked towards the two people, and snatched the wires of the two of them. scolded: "It's all a pig brain, it's all here, I don't know how powerful the guy in the cabinet is, you tie the wire to the chair." Later, who's going to get him to the chair? ”
Sun Fatzi woke up the person in the dream with a word, yes, at this moment, who didn't know that the guy in the cabinet was not easy to deal with, and if he wanted to get people to the chair and tie them up, he had to open the cabinet first, but to open the cabinet, who dared to guarantee that the guy would not resist desperately, and if he didn't get it right, it would be a situation that would not end!
Smack, smack, smack!
Li Guangli suddenly slapped his face, walked towards Sun Fatzi with a smile, and when he got closer, patted Sun Fatzi on the shoulder, and said to everyone: "Have you seen it, all study, learn, look at people and old Sun, do anything, don't forget to use your brains......"
Sun Fatzi was praised, and the fat face immediately trembled with laughter, and the rest of the people looked disgusting, and even more indignant people slandered Li Guangli like turning a book, I don't know when Sun Fatzi said "deaf and dumb", who scolded him like a stupid pig, and changed his words quickly at this time!
But at this moment, no matter what everyone thinks, they all have to admit that Sun Fatzi is polite, and they all understand what Sun Fatzi is going to do next.
Very simple! It's nothing more than bolting this wire to the cabinet, anyway, it's all iron guys, and the wires are coiled in a bunch in the corner, and it's no problem to go around the room, not to mention pulling it from south to north.
Sun Fatzi held two wires, and then walked towards the cabinet, and arrived at the front in a moment!
Bang bang, Sun Fat Man stretched out his hand and patted the cabinet, and said with a smile: "Lao Tzu doesn't care what kind of monster you are, today I will let you taste your grandson's ability to catch ghosts and subdue demons, and tell you clearly, this is 36 volts alternating current, electricity is electricity does not die, but the taste of ten thousand arrows piercing the heart, keep you to taste, never forget, Lao Tzu persuaded you to be obedient, lest Lao Tzu accept ......"
Boom!
Sun Fatzi didn't pick up the word "pick", the mutation rose sharply, and after a loud bang, a big hole broke out of the iron wall of the cabinet, and a big hand broke out of the hole, and jīng pinched Sun Fatzi's throat accurately, so that he couldn't say a word again.
The change was abrupt, but none of the people in the audience rushed forward to rescue, and no one shouted, or fled, because the scene in front of them was weird and terrifying!
Because, everyone knows that this cabinet is made of iron, even if it was originally built, there was no jīng steel or alloy, but in the end it is also iron, and it is not the kind of thin iron sheet, twenty inches wide iron plate, strong and abnormal, ordinary iron hammer rammed up, it may not be damaged, even if it is vigorously struck, the iron plate is at most bent, concave and convex, how can there be such a style like this moment, someone punched like a drill bit paper, tofu block, to dig out a big hole.
Li Guangli and the others stood stupidly and didn't move, but Xue Laosan in the cabinet couldn't wait to come out, just now, when he opened his eyes, he was ready to break out of the cabinet, but he had been immersed in the six senses, so that he couldn't figure out the movement outside, and he was worried that these guys had guns, and he was afraid that one would be careless and suffer a secret loss, after all, the national art is not a magic skill, and when the enemy situation is unknown, it is good to deal with the gun.
I sat like this for seven or eight minutes, listening attentively to the movement outside, although the sound insulation of this cabinet is excellent, but for a person with Xue Xiang's ear power, as long as there is a trace of air, it is enough to transmit sound, not to mention the iron thing, the sound transmission effect itself is excellent, so the movement outside let him hear it clearly.
Just now, Sun Fatzi's arrogant words have let him know what means these guys are going to take, and under the anger, where do they care if they don't have guns, a black tiger will dig out his heart, and the wall will be broken immediately!
He is now a master of national arts, although he is not in the legendary realm of holding iron into mud, this kind of broken copper and iron, where can he still be trapped.
Xue Laosan was worried that someone was holding a gun, so when he was suspicious outside, he followed up with a kick, and the iron plate in front of him collapsed directly, and he jumped out.
There was a loud bang, and the iron plate slammed into the ground, bringing up smoke and dust in the sky.
This loud bang also woke up Li Guangli and the others!
Everyone subconsciously shouted, and ran towards the door, all at this moment, Xue Lao Sanyan can let them escape, although he has not heard of the bestiality of these guys, but he has personally learned it, not to mention the casual electrocution, it is the cabinet he stayed in before, ordinary people can bear it.
Xue Laosan really hated and poisoned these people, so he had to leave some unforgettable lessons for this group of perverts!
Among the people who fled, Li Guangli was the most fat, who would have thought that this guy would ride in the dust and run at the forefront, and he really deserved to be the leader of these people, and even ran away, which was also in line with the essence of the leader to go first!
However, what these guys encountered tonight was Xue Laosan, a super pervert, at the moment, the human 100-meter sprint record has just crossed into ten seconds, but for Xue Laosan, 100 meters is a problem of more than ten steps, and in the extreme case, he himself doesn't know how many seconds.
Just like right now, seeing that Li Guangli was only three or four meters away from the gate, Xue Laosan, who was still twenty or thirty meters away, arrived in an instant.
Li Guangli only felt a flower in front of him, and in front of the gate that was still empty before, there was one more person, who firmly blocked the opening and closing of the two gates, and the gate that escaped was sealed like this!
"Xue Xiang! What are you going to do, don't forget what your identity is now, where is this, you dare to escape from prison, the crime is added to the third class, no one can protect you, I advise you to go back obediently! ”
Li Guangli knows what this guy is thinking at the moment, don't flash it, don't look at the six or seven big men behind him at this moment, just looking at the performance of this kid, the number of people is ten times more, I'm afraid it will be for nothing.
Li Guangli is worthy of being an old official, although the official is not big, he is only a mere official department, but he is an old oilman who knows when to say something.
If it was an ordinary criminal official, he would be hesitant to be said by Li Guangli at this moment, but Xue Laosan had deliberately saved his mind to find a prisoner, where would he care what crime and how many others!
Xue Laosan was too lazy to talk, so he stepped forward directly, waved his hands a few times, and these guys fell to the ground like soft mud, and they were all pinched and fainted by Xue Xiang holding the jade pillow point on his neck.
When Li Guangli and the other eight woke up, it was only a few minutes since they fainted, but when they woke up, several guys were surprised to find that they couldn't move, but were tied around the cabinet, and the rope tied was the wire connected to the generator that couldn't stop roaring!
After figuring out their own situation, these guys were really frightened, and then looked up like sweeping the room, and their eyes happened to meet Xue Xiang, who was bending down to pick up two wire knots.
This surprise really made everyone's souls fly out of the sky, because everyone knows what this kid is going to do next!
Damn, who the hell made such a big coil of wires indoors, so lazy, I don't know how to cut it short and cut it short, why is it like this, I was tied up three turns around the wire, and the end of the wire was still fucking paralyzed on the ground!
A bunch of people were full of resentment in their hearts, but when Xue Xiang picked up the wire, stepped to the transformer in front of the generator, and stepped on the switch with one foot, everyone's horror reached its peak, and the miserable screams almost tore their throats!
", it's not much!"
Fluttering, Xue Xiang shouted, the two threads collided together, and immediately burst out blue and beautiful sparks, like the charming eyes of the god of death.