Chapter 15: Nonsense
He Hongyao looked at the smug Aunt Wu with some surprise, this woman was simply an unorthodox madman, and asked her, "What else do you need?" "It's worth laughing at like this?
He Hongyao couldn't help frowning: "No need, just wait for the medicine to be ready...... Sister Wu, what are you laughing at? ”
Aunt Wu hurriedly covered her reddened lips, and said to He Hongyao with eyebrows: "Sister, how about you say that if we two sisters join forces and go to visit the Golden Luan Treasure Hall of the Central Plains Emperor together?" ”
"Jinluan Treasure Palace?"
He Hongyao looked at Aunt Wu with some puzzlement, is this woman more than a madman? Simply a madman!
Why did you suddenly get the idea of the Central Plains Emperor again?
He Hongyao couldn't help but look at Aunt Wu, who was already middle-aged, with some disgust, and thought to herself, You don't look at how old you are? Could it be that the emperor is also as crazy as you, and will ask you, an old bustard who runs a brothel, to visit his Jinluan Treasure Palace?
"Yes, think about it, what kind of beautiful man in this world can compare to the emperor? What kind of beautiful man still has to bow down in front of the emperor? Like a dog? We should think about opening up a little bit, and get the emperor first, I only understand now that no matter how noble the lady is, it can't compare to the glory of the concubine and the lady, so ah, we should take a shortcut if we have such a wonderful thing......"
"Don't say it, I don't want to hear it!"
He Hongyao suddenly interrupted Aunt Wu's thoughtful self-talk with a little annoyance, and she finally understood what this woman meant.
"I'm not so shameless yet!"
He Hongyao glared at Aunt Wu with disdain.
Since she Aunt Wu is already old, she said such a thing to herself, obviously wanting He Hongyao to rely on her youth and beauty to tempt the emperor of the Central Plains.
Who doesn't know that the emperor of the Central Plains today said that he was a half-cut old man with a big head and a rough body, like a farmer? Compared with her beloved Xiao Langjun, let alone carrying shoes, the toilet is not worthy!
Aunt Wu not only insulted her by saying this, but also humiliated her beloved man Xia Xueyi.
With He Hongyao's temper, if it wasn't Aunt Wu who said this, He Hongyao would definitely be unkind to her!
Aunt Wu, who was talking happily, couldn't help but be stunned for a moment, looked at He Hongyao's angry face, and immediately quickly showed a flattering smile: "That's it, my sister is a fairy-like girl, I am talking nonsense blindly, actually...... Red medicine, don't be angry, I just think that's the case between men and women, everything is fucking fake, eating, drinking, having fun, and being rich is real! ”
He Hongyao snorted coldly and turned his head: "Sister Wu, if you want to go, just go, I'm not you, I just want Xiao Langjun to be a man, and the rest, even the king of heaven, I'm not rare!" ”
Aunt Wu suddenly clapped her hands and smiled: "Okay, okay, no matter what, my sister is ambitious, I'm just talking about it, look at my old and decrepit appearance, where will the emperor look at me?" Hee-hee......"
That is, Aunt Wu's opinion has cultivated the world's first cheekiness, saying these shameless words, there is not even a trace of shame on her face, her only regret is that she failed to convince He Hongyao.
He Hongyao glanced at Aunt Wu's face, and suddenly smiled: "Sister Wu, you were born beautiful, but you are a little older, but ......"
Aunt Wu suddenly looked like a shrewd hunting dog, and hurriedly asked, "Sister Hongyao, but what?" What do you want to say? ”
He Hongyao deliberately hung her appetite and said, "Sister Wu, do you really want to know? ”
Aunt Wu hurriedly made a nonchalant look on her face: "Whatever, if my sister wants to say something, of course I will listen to my sister, if I don't want to say it, then I can't help it, right?" ”
He Hongyao sneered in his heart, and then said seriously: "One day I was reviewing the secret recipe for refining snake venom left by my ancestor in my Wanling Villa, and suddenly found that there was a chapter that recorded the secret recipe of how to use snake venom to rejuvenate and maintain youth......
Aunt Wu's eyes widened suddenly, and she almost didn't rush over and hug He Hongyao all at once, she easily restrained herself, just took a step forward, grabbed He Hongyao's hand, and asked with some trembling: "Hongyao, are you saying this true or false?" ”
Aunt Wu knew that her genius martial arts poison refining father had indeed drummed up a lot of magical things in his life, but she couldn't imagine that she had even studied the rejuvenation technique?
Aunt Wu was suddenly filled with unspeakable frustration in her heart, hateful, if it weren't for her youth, ignorance, and debauchery, these magic weapons were ready to be taught to herself.
This vicious, ignorant, frivolous and dissolute woman has not repented of the fact that she her genius father to death in the first place, but began to stomp her feet and regret that she did not know to cherish what these fathers were going to leave her.
Indeed, at that time, Aunt Wu scoffed at these things.
At that time, Aunt Wu only believed that love in this world was the most beautiful and worthy of attention, and a man who made her fascinated was what she wanted the most; So when she was bruised by love, she also broke her father's heart.
"Sister Wu, don't get excited, you listen to me."
He Hongyao saw that Aunt Wu really took the bait, so she smiled and said slowly.
She knew that what Aunt Wu was most afraid of now might be the uncontrollable loss of youth day after day and her appearance would grow old, and if she suddenly learned that there was something in this world that could make her rejuvenate and rejuvenate her face forever, she would definitely grab it at all costs.
"You say, I'm not in a hurry......"
Although she was so reluctantly calm in her mouth, Aunt Wu still couldn't hide the shortness of breath in her heart, and her eyes were full of impatience in a pair of delicately depicted Danfeng.
"I remember that Master Zu said very clearly in the secret book, there is a kind of snake venom that has been refined, boiled into a paste with Zhuyan Hua and Fu musk deer, and applied to the woman's umbilicus every night, and it can be reborn and rejuvenated after a hundred days.
"Great, great, sister, can you teach this technique to your sister?"
Aunt Wu almost wanted to kneel down for He Hongyao, looking at He Hongyao's face full of prayer.
"But ......"
He Hongyao looked at the impatient Aunt Wu and suddenly changed her words, and sighed, "Master Zu recorded very clearly in the secret book, but this kind of thing has great toxins, and it is very harmful to the human body, and he hasn't had time to study how to completely remove the toxins in the anti-aging cream, so he can't do it......"
He Hongyao didn't lie when he said this, Master Zu wrote a few words of explanation on the blank space of the chapter of the secret recipe to remove toxins: "Resentment failed to find this way to get rid of poison, and future generations will see it, don't be greedy to be reborn, and be cautious of turning into animals." ”
That is to say, although this drug may rejuvenate people, because of its huge toxicity, it may change the temperament and behavior of the person who uses it, and even turn into a snake person.
Aunt Wu's heart was full of joy, and she suddenly felt like she had been splashed with a basin of snow water, and she was very annoyed in her heart, and said angrily: "Sister, are you playing with me?" ”
He Hongyao saw that Aunt Wu was anxious, and hurriedly said: "Sister doesn't dare, if my sister doesn't believe it, you can follow me to Wanling Villa to see for yourself, Master Zu's handwriting must be something I can't imitate." ”
Seeing He Hongyao say this, Aunt Wu calmed down, but she didn't review that it was because of her unscrupulous daughter that she left all kinds of regrets for her father, but instead rolled her eyes and asked He Hongyao: "Sister, since this recipe can't be used, then what do you tell me to do?" ”
He Hongyao nodded: "My sister is really smart, I really don't hide it from my sister, I am also a woman, and I also cherish my appearance, so I attach special importance to this secret to staying in the face...... My sister must know that my sister is in charge of refining poisonous snakes in the Five Poisons Sect, and she also knows a little about all kinds of poisonous toxins that are harmful when removing snake venom and medicine......
Aunt Wu was already impatient to hear this, and suddenly put her hands on her waist, and said very fiercely: "Oh, I said sister, you don't have to go around, you just just say it, can you make a usable anti-aging cream now?" ”
He Hongyao was not in a hurry at all, and smiled slowly: "Of course, but if my sister really wants to get this thing, she must make a deal with me." ”
Aunt Wu's eyes suddenly widened again: "Deal? ”
He Hongyao nodded: "Yes." ”
Aunt Wu suddenly smiled: "Okay, you say, how much silver do you want?" ”
Then the woman scolded in her heart: "Damn, everyone says I'm a money fan, and this little slut is a real money fan." ”
He Hongyao shook his head unhurriedly: "Sister Wu, you are wrong, I will not ask you for a penny of silver, and the anti-aging cream made will be given away in vain." ”
Aunt Wu sneered: "It's so good, then I can't thank you enough." ”
He Hongyao's tone suddenly turned cold: "You must not beat Xiao Langjun's idea, he is my future husband, not your prostitute in Luofangyuan, so please don't be frivolous in front of him." ”
Aunt Wu was stunned for a moment, and then became a little annoyed and angry, speaking of which, this little slut still wants to accept Xia Xueyi alone, damn, she didn't even pursue the treasures of the big sect for this beautiful man, and she entertained them with delicious food and drink all day long, and she couldn't even give a bowl of soup if she couldn't eat meat, right?
However, as soon as she thought that He Hongyao would refine such a magical medicine, Aunt Wu hurriedly held back the anger on her face.
She hurriedly took out the old bustard posture that used to fool those disobedient girls, piled up a bunch of smiles on her face, and her mouth became sweet: "Oh, Sister Hongyao, what nonsense are you talking about?" Xiao Langjun is my dear brother-in-law of red medicine in my eyes, my sister is used to mixing in the wind and moon field, and I forgot to distinguish Xiao Langjun from other bastard men, since my sister is not happy to look at it, don't worry, from now on, my sister will definitely look like a respectful elder, and I don't dare to speak lightly, okay? ”
He Hongyao also knew that Aunt Wu was talking nonsense, but it was rare to be able to ask Aunt Wu to say such things.