Small Theatre 1:

The altar has been set up, and the three animals have been sacrificed. In the eyes of the people, the high priest ascended the high platform with a blank face.

Put the table on the table, put the incense burner, and the high priest of the osprey began to practice: "The soul is coming, the soul is coming, the soul of my world is returning~"

Suddenly, black clouds rolled in the sky, and the wind blew fiercely on the ground, and the priest's eyes flashed, and he threw out a charm and shouted: "Appear! ”

Brush! A bolt of lightning splits the heavens and the earth!

In the dazzling light, a cloud of black mist quickly converged on the altar, and then suddenly shrank, turning into a black shadow and flying towards the priest!

In an instant, there was no wind in the heavens and the earth, and everyone exclaimed, but the high priest did not panic at all!

Just when everyone thought that the priest was about to die, the black shadow suddenly drew a perfect curve and landed gracefully in front of the high priest.

The long hair is windless and automatic, although it is just a woman's back, it makes the originally suspicious eyes around gradually turn into fanatical!

"This, this is!" "Really, really!" "It won't be wrong, it won't be wrong, it must be her!"

In the midst of everyone's discussions, the woman turned around as expected.

Dark eyes, a cold expression, and a mouth with (!) The spell cast by the high priest - the monthly ticket!

"Tease the Great Sect Master!" The cultists are crazy!

That's right, these people are summoning to open His Highness, and Xiaobai and the national teacher are entangled in right and wrong, and it is difficult to distinguish between right and wrong (...... The amusing sect leader of the door of the world of rolling sheets - two goods leisurely!

At this time, the high priest of the osprey suddenly spurted out a mouthful of blood, and the figure of the woman in front of him gradually became blurred, and everyone was shocked to find that the monthly pass in the sect leader's mouth had disappeared!

The high priest pressed his chest and cried out loudly, "Everyone! Hurry up and hand over the monthly pass to keep the sect leader's true body! ”

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Ask for a monthly pass~! Small Theatre 2:

"Priest!"

The osprey high priest, who was preparing Gu worms, frowned when he heard the movement outside, and quickly got up and went out: "What's the matter?" ”

"Priest, go and see! Something has happened to the parishioners! The Dharma Protector outside the door turned pale, unable to hide the panic in his words.

The priest was stunned for a moment, and then was shocked: "What did you say! ”

In the hall, the teasing disciples sat crookedly on the ground, and the better ones could still hold their waists, and the poor ones had already fainted and could only collapse on the ground unconscious. [Everyone: So serious! Passerby A: ...... It's so paralyzed. Crowd: ......]

Two figures flashed in from outside the gate, and as soon as everyone's eyes broke, they saw the high priest of the osprey squatting in front of the most serious symptoms of Awang with a serious face, and the Dharma protector behind him was also unstoppably anxious.

As time passed, the high priest's face became more and more ugly. Suddenly, she stood up suddenly, her face blank.

"This, is this ......?"

Seeing that the high priest was like this, the Dharma Protector looked at the friends in the sect again, and his heart sank: "Priest, what the hell is going on, everyone?" ”

"Yes, Priestess, what's wrong with us?" "yes, I—we're going to be fine, right?"

The high priest frowned and looked at the Dharma Protector, and said with difficulty: "If I'm not mistaken, this, this symptom ......"

"The expression is in a trance, the face is slightly red, the limbs are numb, the eyes are blank, the tongue is tasteless, the nose has no sense of smell, there seems to be a hundred claws scratching the heart of the anxious meaning, and the brain is like a thousand chaotic feelings."

[Everyone: It's so serious! Passerby A: ...... It looks like I've been hit with an aphrodisiac. Crowd: ......]

The priest closed his eyes fiercely. Two words were squeezed out from between his teeth - "Curse!" ”

"What!" The crowd was shocked.

"That's right," the High Priest took a deep breath, "you ...... this"

"You ...... this"

"You ...... this"

[Everyone: What is it that is so nervous?!] Passerby A: ...... Did she forget the words? Crowd: ......]

"You are," she paused, and then said firmly: "This is a curse born from the unsolvable desire for His Highness and Xiaobai and the national teacher who will roll over the bed with whom, and who will be full of adultery, who will go up and who will get off!" ”

[Everyone: It's terrible! Passerby A: ...... Isn't that just dissatisfaction? Crowd: ......]

The Dharma Protector was shocked: "High Priest! Is there a way out?! ”

"Yes," the priest nodded, and then said, "As long as there is the rivalry of the three of Chu Bai Ze, it can be solved after the book is burned, but it is just ......"

"Just what?" The Dharma Protector asked.

"It's just that this potion needs medicine to take effect, otherwise, the scroll can't be burned!"

[The Dharma protector slapped over: Your uncle is not going to say that he is selling a P! ] 】

The high priest silently got up from the ground, wiped away a nose of blood, and calmly said to everyone: "This medicine is ......."

"It's ......"

"It's ......"

[Crowd: ...... Passerby A: ...... You see she's forgotten her words again. Everyone: What kind of passerby are you, you are a full-time demolitionist! 】

"It's ......"

【Dharma Protector: Clicking (Sound of Finger Wrench)】

The priest's body was shocked: "That's it! Be! Month! Ticket! Ahh

【Dharma Protector: ...... It's not my fault, you're too slow, oh no, it's my hands that are too fast. (Shake your hand slowly)]

Secretly swallowing a tooth, the priest quickly changed his expression to "high" mode: "So, O parishioners, in order to lift the curse, for your lives, to prevent the destruction of the world, to protect the peace of the world, to carry out the ...... of love and true evil"

[Crowd: ...... What? Passerby A: ...... Well, this time it's not forgetting words, it's a string of plays. Crowd: ......]

The priest secretly swallowed a crushed tooth: "Everyone~ Hurry up and hand over the monthly pass!" ”

"Hand over your commuter pass!"

==Behind the Scenes==

Priest: [Stepping on the passer-by with a blue nose and swollen face, raising his head and smiling brightly] Relatives ~ ask for a monthly pass ~

Dharma Protector: [Slap the priest down, and his expressionless face quickly transforms into a smile mode] Everyone, ask for a monthly pass~

Everyone: [......] ......