Volume 2 Chapter 14 The Dark Phoenix King watched the fire from the shore
"Dark Phoenix? It's you! What the hell is going on? The Golden Eagle King and the Silver War Eagle King said in unison, and after finishing speaking, another mouthful of blood spurted out. Shu Ji Piggyback
"Yes, it's me the Dark Phoenix King, and I tell you that I've waited a thousand years for this day. I have been waiting since the Battle of Lingshan, waiting for the return of these two treasures! A black whirlwind appeared in front of the two black phoenixes, and a black phoenix, which was as delicate as a bird among the birds, appeared in the air. The black feathers did not make people feel disgusted at all, but made any animal feel amazed at their beauty. A pair of phoenix eyes is even more confused by the eyes of many male eagles, even a person like Long Yuan is secretly sighing that if there is a woman with such eyes, I am afraid that it will fascinate the men of the world. Daji's charming eyes are nothing more than that.
"You? What the hell is going on? Why are you here? The Silver Condor King seemed to be stimulated, and his wings began to tremble.
"You said you were my lover, why did you do this to me?" The Golden Eagle King also seemed to be stimulated, and the pair of wings trembled even more violently than the Silver War Eagle King. Long Yuan secretly wondered in his heart, these two guys were really comparable, even after being stimulated, their wings trembled more than anyone else.
"Your love? Fart, she obviously belongs to me, when will she like something like shit yellow like you. "The mouth of this Silver War Eagle King is still so vicious, and the poisonous Golden Eagle King is really scorched on the outside and tender on the inside.
"You, you, you!" The Golden Eagle King was angry and wanted to make a move, but he found that he was seriously injured, and he could only breathe out a mouthful of blood. Oops, this Golden Eagle King can't speak as well as the Silver Eagle King, this vomiting blood is more than the Silver Eagle King, it seems that the Golden Eagle King is even better in terms of vomiting blood. After Long Yuan secretly compared in his heart, he slapped himself in the face again, and he really didn't know what he was thinking about at this critical moment.
"Hmph, what lover? What kind of heart belongs? I just want you two to be this treasure. So I'll let you two be emotionally attached to me, and if I provoke it again, you'll turn against each other. Hmph, what brotherhood, what life and death? Look at the appearance of the two of you bereaved dogs, what have you fought for for one? The Dark Phoenix King spoke, Long Yuan only felt that his eyes were about to fall out, why did this Dark Phoenix King look so much like the Diao Chan in the carving? It's not like, it's the original Diao Chan at all. Wait, Long Yuan suddenly thought that this Dark Phoenix King seemed to be talking about brotherhood? Could it be that the Golden Eagle King and the Silver War Eagle King turned out to be brothers? Oh, what a knife on the head of the color word. Long Yuan wanted to slap himself again, why did he become so nonsensical after losing Long Zu? Could it be that because the Dragon Ancestor suppressed his nature in his body, he lost the Dragon Ancestor's self and began to gradually recover his true nature?
"Brother? Hehe, I think I forgot that we were brothers! The Silver War Eagle King looked up to the sky and laughed, and the laughter was full of mockery of himself.
"Yes, brother! What did we do for this Dark Phoenix King? turned against each other, and we fought to the death in the battle to defend Lingshan, but we didn't expect it to fall to such a point now. The Golden Eagle King laughed wildly, laughing and crying as he could.
"Hmph, today I have obtained the 10,000-character Buddha light and the finger bones of the Battle Buddha, and I am the most powerful bird clan in the world, haha!" The Dark Phoenix King grabbed the two treasures in front of him, and the 10,000-character Buddha light seemed to be a phalange. Long Yuan's nonsense at this time was even more elegant: It seems that this monk is full of treasures, if I have a chance, I will catch his 180,000 monks and chop them and peel them. Then I would have had an infinite number of phalanges, and I would be invincible. Wait, I seem to have run away, and those finger bones seem to be the finger bones of a high-ranking monk? What if I go and kill those enlightened monks? Wait, I'm going to kill those enlightened monks? How am I going to kill them?
Just as Long Yuan was drifting across the ocean with his thoughts, the Dark Phoenix King began to speak again.
"Do you still remember the battle to defend Lingshan back then? Why should one of you defend the Buddha and the other defeat the enemy? And I, I'm the elite of the Phoenix Clan, why should I be sent to burn the coal stove by that damn bald head! Do you have humanity? And bird nature! I'm a phoenix, and because I'm a little darker, I'm sent to the coal stove with that damn crow. The crow is smoked, and I was born with it! The bald man was even more excessive, and he rewarded me with a briquette that was unique in the world. He said that this can be burned inexhaustibly, and it can't be burned! Your uncle, I'm a phoenix, I can spit fire myself, why do I want this thing? What else is that bald head telling me? He said that I was lucky to get this thing for a coal-burning stove, so don't ask for too much. Emptiness is color, color is emptiness, your uncle! Do you want this black briquette? Here you go! Here you go! The more the Dark Phoenix King spoke, the more excited he became, and he actually hung out such old things.
It's good not to say that this Dark Phoenix King, as soon as he finished speaking, there was a golden eagle that couldn't hold back, and he laughed out loud. The Dark Phoenix King didn't care about the thirty-seven twenty-one, and burned the golden eagle into a ball of briquettes. Briquettes, seeing the briquettes reminded the birds of the black briquettes given by the Buddha to the Dark Phoenix King, and they were afraid of burning into the briquettes, which was really suffocated to internal injuries.
Long Yuan could also feel the head of the Zuo Protector shaking constantly, and it seemed that this was really unbearable. But Long Yuan was much luckier, as long as he couldn't laugh, he wouldn't attract the attention of the Dark Phoenix King. Long Yuan's stomach ached from laughter when he thought of it, and tears couldn't stop flowing out, where did he still have the strength to make a sound.
"You say, that dead bald man is unfair? Where did my Dark Phoenix King say that he wouldn't help him guard Lingshan, but he asked me to burn the coal stove. I said that you dead bald heads are afraid of the cold, what kind of monks should you be, isn't it just for the cold to replace the bald heads? Am I easy? For the sake of these two treasures, I almost got into it! "The Dark Phoenix King really became more and more excited, and even exposed the relationship between the Dark Phoenix King and the two Eagle Kings.
Long Yuan really shouted in his heart: This time I came to the Three Realms, and I really have no regrets to be able to hear such a shocking thing. In addition to Long Yuan, the other eagles here also thought the same way. The group of eagles roared in their hearts: Hold back, hold back, don't be scorched by this Dark Phoenix King, go back alive. When I go back alive, I will sue my father, mother, aunt, uncle, uncle, aunt, second mother, seventh uncle, seventh uncle, and niece. I must tell them this earth-shattering news, and I will tell them that the Dark Phoenix King is already pregnant with the children of the Golden Eagle King and the Silver War Eagle King. Now this battle is because the two eagle kings are fighting for the child in the belly of the Dark Phoenix King, and then both are defeated.
The faces of the Golden Eagle King and the Silver War Eagle King were naturally not much better, and when they saw the strange faces of their subordinates, they naturally understood half a point in their hearts. The Golden Eagle King shouted in his heart: I was wrong, I was wrong, I shouldn't have said that the bald Buddha had an affair with the Bodhisattva. Don't punish me like this, Buddha, I'm really wrong! If you spare my life, I will burn incense with you every day. And you guys, if you dare to go out and say the slightest crazy thing to me, I'll chop off your head.
The Silver War Eagle King was even more bitter in his heart, and kept regretting it: I really shouldn't be righteous, what kind of Dark Phoenix King should I fight with this damn Golden Eagle King. That damn Golden Eagle King has such vulgar taste, what good can he have in his eye on the Dark Phoenix King? I'm really blind, blind, Buddha, you open your eyes. The Silver War Eagle King is going to die in the hands of that coal-burning stove before and after the saddle for you, save me! If I make it back alive, I'll beat you up first. You bastards will definitely go out to me and say that the Dark Phoenix King is pregnant with my child, even warnings are useless. After checking afterwards, no one admitted the account, only I admitted that I was unlucky! That's right, that's right, go back alive and beat it up, and you're going to be sold anyway, so let's breathe first.
This Silver War Eagle King really knows the psychology of the Silver War Eagle, no matter what kind of generals bring out what kind of soldiers.
The Dark Phoenix King began to complain all over the world, and even the first eighteen lives of the bald Buddha were complained about. It turned out that a day and a night had passed, and all the eagles and Long Yuan, who was hiding under the feathers, were doing the same thing, holding back their laughter. And the two "lustful" eagle kings were even more miserable, not to mention that they were seriously injured and could not be treated, and they had to stay still for so long. Of course, there are also ignorant guys who lack concentration, and there are not a few who become barbecues.
After a day and a night, the Dark Phoenix King suddenly stopped and said in that already hoarse voice: "Old lady, I'm tired!" ”
When the Silver War Eagle King and the Golden Eagle King saw that the Dark Phoenix King was tired, they said in unison: "Now the meeting is over, and each goes back to his own house to find his own mother!" After saying that, the two eagle kings turned around and wanted to leave, but they were blocked by four black walls. When I looked closely, I found that it was countless black phoenixes that had blocked the road.
"Since you have asked me to tell the secret that has been buried in my heart for a long time, I have no choice but to kill you" After saying that, the Dark Phoenix King made a gesture to wipe his neck.
"What, we didn't let you tell this secret at all, you told us it yourself!" Both the silver eagle and the golden eagle began to roar heartbreakingly.
"Oh? Is that so? The Dark Phoenix King asked innocently, and then the little heads around him lit up like rattles.
"Well, I'm sorry. Well, I'm going to kill now! The Dark Phoenix King's face sank, and his killing intent suddenly surged. All the golden eagles and silver eagles shouted in their hearts: Is this a word of sorry that can be solved?