Chapter 14: The Beautiful Green Bamboo Snake
Xie Xiang pondered silently, he knew that in this era, there would still be some so-called pillars of the country who were doing their best to support the situation of the collapse, and then they would kill each other or be killed by the emperor on different charges until everyone was finished together.
Learn to become a literary and martial artist, and the goods are with the emperor's family.
Even if it is death, dying by touching the stairs is a kind of earth-shattering and fierce and chic death.
Of course, this is also the crazy behavior of those nerds who die reading when they go crazy, the purpose is to make the emperor ugly, so that everyone in the world knows his fierceness, Xie Xiang definitely does not belong to this list.
Xie Xiang's eyes were a little strange, but the eight shares that he had learned for many years, in the final analysis, were not for the sake of goods and the emperor's family.
"Huh." A sneer spilled out of his mouth. He will not be generous to go to the country, at most wandering around, looking for some lightest survival tricks in troubled times, and buying a few more years of stability for his family.
Walking towards the Piaoxiang Pavilion, I drank tea for a long time, and my stomach was hungry. This Piaoxiang Pavilion is also a bit of real material, smell the fragrance from afar, since you have come to Wuzhou, you have to taste this famous restaurant.
The Piaoxiang Pavilion is also a three-story design, and as soon as Xie Xiang entered the door, he felt a wave of heat coming to him.
"Guest officer~Okay~" shouted, and a shopkeeper trotted over to greet him.
"How many guest officers? I don't know if you want to be in the lobby or a private room? The shopkeeper bent over and asked with a bumpy courtesy.
"One, private room." Xie Xiang said lightly.
"Okay, guest officer! Private room~" Xiao'er shouted at the shopkeeper, and then led Xie Xiang to the second floor.
Xie Xiang looked at the antique wooden staircase, at the corner of the staircase, there was actually a huge mountain stone dwarf pine bonsai with the times, and he walked leisurely with the shop Xiaoer, leisurely went up to the second floor.
The shopkeeper led Xie Xiang to the second floor, and walked briskly in front of him, but just a few steps, suddenly, the carved wooden door of a private room was kicked open by someone from the inside, and a huge wine urn was thrown out of it without a head, and the shopkeeper who was walking in front was caught off guard, so frightened that he stumbled back, and his hind feet were stepping on Xie Xiang's front feet.
Xie Xiang, who was still pretending to be Sven here, was suddenly trampled into a grinning shape by the shopkeeper, but he heard a "bang" in front of him, and the huge wine urn had already fallen to the ground and bloomed, and the smell of wine and the wine immediately splashed most of the shopkeeper's body.
"Wang Ba calf, what kind of bastard stinky sour wine, dare to take it out and take advantage of the uncle's silver?"
Behind the wooden door that was kicked open, a big man with a dark face and two horizontal eyebrows like a garlic nose and a short mane and a wide mouth was full of anger, and he shouted and scolded loudly.
The shopkeeper didn't bother to apologize to Xie Xiang, nor did he care about wiping his wet pants, shoes and socks, so he hurriedly bowed and said with a smiling face: "Oh, Uncle Li, this wine has always been your old man's favorite sixty-year-old flower carving, why is it not to your taste today?" ”
Xie Xiang glanced away in annoyance, seeing that this Uncle Li was only in his thirties, but he was too fierce and vicious, no wonder the shopkeeper was afraid of this.
Seeing that this Uncle Li was in a bit of a bad mood today, he was looking for provocation, and he saw that it happened to be a shopkeeper head-on, even if this shopkeeper was very clever, it would not help if he was smiling with a strong sense of interest.
This guy scolded in his mouth: "Straight lady thief, obviously, do you think that your uncle and I are blackmailing you?" The sixty-year-old I usually drink smells of urine? He actually picked up a pot of cooked beef on the table and hit the shopkeeper with his head and face.
The shopkeeper was frightened, and he couldn't care much, he hugged his head and jumped to the side, and then Xie Xiang, who was following him and didn't have time to flash the people, was completely stunned, and watched a huge white porcelain dish with a large piece of cooked beef roaring towards his face door at the speed of a flying saucer falling to the ground.
In an instant, Xie Xiang let out a desperate lament in his heart: How can people drift in the rivers and lakes without being stabbed? Born in troubled times, it is really unworthy of the power of the chicken, but I hate that I missed so many opportunities to practice martial arts, and now it's okay, I don't even have the ability to talk about self-preservation.
What annoyed Xie Xiang the most was that he was very aware of the hideousness of this era, but he always felt that he would be a small fish hiding in a crack in the stone, and he could be in a safe corner.
Ridiculous, ridiculous! If you are too self-righteous, you are destined to be punished and taught a lesson.
I still don't anticipate the existential crisis of this troubled world.
He seemed to have clearly seen that he was about to have a broken nose, crooked eyes, a slanted mouth, and a handsome and beautiful face, and a sad ending that would no longer exist from now on.
The only thing he could do was instinctively Shi Shiran raised a right hand in front of his eyes: better protect his eyes first.
By the way, I prayed sincerely that I could turn evil into good fortune and become auspicious.
Then, he couldn't help but think about someone: Xia Xueyi.
The one who would always jump out in front of him at the first time when he was in the most crisis, and save him from fire and water.
After a while, Xie Xiang felt that he seemed to have too many feelings, and he could feel a lot at the speed at which the flying saucer fell to the ground, which was really amazing.
Moreover, there was a strange silence around him.
There was no sound of porcelain plates colliding and falling and breaking, and there was no exclamation from the shopkeeper, even the uncle Li who was in a bad mood seemed to be silent for a moment.
This made Xie Xiang feel that something was wrong.
He suddenly removed the sleeve of his coat that covered his eyes, and suddenly found that there were two more people around him silently.
Two brightly colored and strangely dressed people.
Two people wearing identical bamboo hats.
Judging by their body shape, they were a very young man and a woman.
They all pressed their faces with pointed bamboo hats, and their faces could not be seen clearly. The man's figure is thin and tall, with a cyan gown, and the woman is wearing a turquoise dress, and it seems that she must be a beautiful woman from her slender white fingers.
Xie Xiang was stunned to see that the large plate of cooked beef porcelain plate that was roaring towards his door happened to be pinched between the two fingers of the bamboo hat boy at this moment.
I only heard the girl's delicate and sweet voice under the bamboo hat and smiled: "Come and don't be rude, Xiao Langjun, return it to others!" ”
The young man snorted coldly, but raised his hand and waved, only to see the plate of cooked beef flying straight downstairs, impartially, just landing on the top of the stone lion's head on the right side of the Piaoxiang Pavilion to welcome guests.
Uncle Li, who was used to being vicious, suddenly had some facial paralysis, and he knew that he couldn't play it today.
But Uncle Li is not an ordinary splash, even if the young man shows his hand quietly, the other party is still two people, and Uncle Li doesn't want to show weakness.
This pimply uncle sneered in the spirit of being a scoundrel since ancient times, who was not afraid of death, and shouted with a stiff neck: "Are you two passing by?" Or do you want to be nosy? ”
The young man still hung his face, his expression seemed to be very cold, although the girl's face was covered in a green veil, but it was a clever smile, and the words were crunchy: "The people of the world are in charge of the affairs of the world, you say that we pass by, you say we want to be nosy, we are nosy, how about it?" ”
The frightened shopkeeper hurriedly glanced at Xie Xiang, and said with a smile: "Heroes, all heroes are good friends, if you have something to say, it's easy to say, the little one will go and tell the shopkeeper to reprepare edible food and drinks for the heroes." ”
The girl turned her head and stared at Xie Xiang, who had a calm face, and a hint of unpredictable playfulness suddenly flashed in her eyes, but she sneered at the shopkeeper: "You, go aside, nothing is wrong with you." ”
The shopkeeper's face was full of sneer, and he bowed again and again and said, "Yes, yes, the little one will get out, girl, please stop your anger." ”
As he spoke, he slipped his feet and was about to retreat downstairs.
When he walked to Xie Xiang's side, the shopkeeper tugged on Xie Xiang's sleeve vigorously, and once again signaled Xie Xiang to go quickly.
I don't know why, Xie Xiang hates the shopkeeper's obscene face that is full of whiskers and whiskers, and is eager to slip away, and his head can be broken and his demeanor can not be lost, so Xie Xiang is very calm and chooses to be indifferent.
Knowing that the rivers and lakes are sinister, everyone kills you without discussion, and the shopkeeper, who has never had a reason for grievances, ran downstairs in a hurry, and couldn't help but overtake Xie Xiang, a handsome and elegant young man, in his heart.
In the face of such a sinister situation, I don't know how to avoid myself, and the ancient precepts of avoiding evil and seeking good fortune have been read into the dog's stomach? Nerd, nerd, don't blame me for not reminding you repeatedly.
The shopkeeper shook his head while running down the stairs and reporting to the shopkeeper, Xie Xiang at this moment only frowned slightly, and dusted his sleeves by the way.
Then, he bowed to the silent young man with his fists in his fist, and said loudly: "Thank you, Your Excellency, for coming to the rescue." ”
The boy seemed to smile and snort again.
He didn't raise his head to look at Xie Xiang, nor did he return the salute.
But the girl said quickly: "Hey, Xiao Xiucai, do you have some guts, if it weren't for my family...... Xiao Langjun, you are really going to bloom on your face. ”
He giggled as he spoke.
"Red Medicine, let's go."
The boy seemed to be swept away from the appetite for a meal, and suddenly spoke to the girl.
The girl who was called the red medicine couldn't help but raise her head slightly, and Xie Xiang saw that behind her green veil was a delicate face.
She smiled slightly at Xie Xiang a little mischievously, as if she had a good impression.
Uncle Li, who was itchy all over his body, had already jumped out, and sneered at the young girl reluctantly: "Wait, since the two friends have taken the object below, they should draw a way, otherwise it will be spread out, and my surname Li in Wuzhou will not be mixed." ”
The girl suddenly raised her eyebrows, and said angrily to Xiao Langjun: "Stupid things are disgusting, you have to find death." ”
When she said this, she was not at all clever and smiling, and her tone seemed to be like a beautiful green bamboo snake, with the slightest hint of vicious coldness when she spit out a letter.