002. Pierced into "Fairy Branches".
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In his sleep, Fang Lingjun felt that the weather was getting colder. Seem...... Looks like it's going to rain, right? No, there are clothes hanging outside the dormitory! Thinking about this, she opened her eyes at dusk.
"Smack~!" A large bucket of cold water poured on her without warning.
"Ahem, cough~!" Fang Lingjun's eyes, ears, mouth, and nose were filled with water, and she choked back to reality.
"Little slut, I'll make you faint!"
Fang Lingjun opened his eyes with difficulty, and in despair he found himself still in an antique backyard. And ahead, her cheap sister was proudly crossing her waist, admiring her downfall.
"Eldest Miss, do you want to give the third lady another basin of well water?" A maid in pink said in a strange tone: "On this hot day, the slave maid is afraid that a bucket of water will not be enough to relieve the heat of the third lady~." ”
Your grandmother's is now late autumn and early winter, and she still relieves the heat. I want to kill the old lady and say it directly! Fang Lingjun struggled to get up angrily, pretending to be unstable and slipping, and reached out to push down the pink-clothed maid who had just splashed her with water.
"Okay, you Fang Yunrou! If you sell your good deeds in front of your father, you dare to spread wildness in front of my eyes?! ”
Fang Lingjun looked at the arrogant girl with a sharp face and phoenix eyes and a cone chin in front of him, and the description in the novel "Fairy Branch" flashed in his mind: "...... Crackling, @@##**, twitter......" summed up in one sentence, that is: the eldest daughter Fang Jinfeng was jealous that her third sister was more beautiful than her, so she troubled Fang Yunrou every once in a while, and when Fang Jinfeng returned to her parents' house when she was a child, the ancestor who happened to be driven back saw that she had a rare immortal spiritual root, so he gave her a spiritual whip, allowing her to leave the world and worship in the fairy gate when she was ten years old.
Fang Lingjun listened to the familiar conversation in his ears and looked at the familiar scene in front of him. If she guessed correctly, this is just the beginning of "Fairy Branch", that is, when the heroine first met the female supporting role.
Of course, the heroine can't be the arrogant and domineering Fang Jinfeng in front of her.
Speaking of the heroine, she is also a traverser. It was a remnant soul from the present world that pierced the body of a nine-year-old peasant girl in a small village. Because of her beautiful appearance, she was snatched into the mansion by the evil young man Fang Peng, cough cough, that is, the brother of the original owner of Fang Lingjun's body, and the heroine escaped from the evil young man by her stratagem, but because of her beauty, she was suppressed by Fang Jinfeng and became a woodcutter in Fang's mansion. The so-called blessing and misfortune depend on each other, but the smart and calm heroine jumped into the fairy gate with the help of the big tree of Fangfu. Then the opportunities came one after another, first the Chaos Immortal Stone Space, and then the Ancient Five Spirits Immortal Formula...... Even the inheritance of the ancient sect and the rare fires in the world have fallen into the pocket of the heroine.
And Fang Lingjun was because he liked the heroine's character very much, so he stayed up all night watching it and read the 500,000-word novel hard...... After reading it, I found out that the author hadn't updated it for half a year! Damn, it's a huge pit! On the same day, Fang Lingjun deliberately used a trumpet to post on the original website to scold the author, and at noon the next day, he went up again to express his dissatisfaction. But who ever thought about it, but just muttered a few words, and was arranged to cross after taking a nap at noon!
It's not good to dress as anyone, but it's the pseudo-white flower girl formula that I hate the most.
Speaking of this Fang Yunrou, it is really a wonderful flower. can pretend to be weak and pitiful and kind all the way to more than two hundred chapters, Oates, this acting skill is almost the queen of the movie. The author has always used pen and ink to set off that she is very smart, but in Fang Lingjun's opinion, this woman is purely a troublesome type for herself, and she has a good relationship with the heroine, but she can't tolerate the slightest bit of goodness, and she stumbles hard to use tricks. By the time the book pit fell, although he was still alive and well, Fang Lingjun could predict that it would definitely be the life of walking his dog in heaven. Who let her kill the heroine's best friend in the end.,And in the last chapter of the broken change, there is also a little bit of doubt that makes the heroine suspicious.。 According to the heroine's style of being ruthless to herself and to the enemy to death, Fang Yunrou's ending is already doomed!
Ay! Fang Lingjun sighed in his heart, this disgusting pseudo-white flower girl is really speechless and annoying. For Mao, God wants to dress himself as her?! Even if she has the same surname Fang, she doesn't want to! She admits that she shouldn't have cursed the author. Well, shouldn't you go to the original book to vent after reading the full set of pirated V articles...... Yes, yes......
"Hmph~! I'll talk to you! Didn't you hear?! Fang Jinfeng's scream roared angrily, pulling Fang Lingjun, who was too void in the fugue, back to reality.
"It seems that if you don't teach you a lesson, you won't know what the eldest sister is like a mother? Hehe! Saying that, Fang Jinfeng actually raised his whip and was about to whip it at Fang Lingjun.
"You dare!" Fang Lingjun was not the delicate Fang Yunrou who was the original, when he saw the whip coming over, he immediately dodged away, and at the same time pointed at Fang Jinfeng and said angrily: "If you are unreasonable again, be careful that I beat you flat!" ”
As soon as the whip missed, Fang Jinfeng heard such an angry scolding, and she looked at the little person in front of her in surprise...... This, is this still his delicate and fearful third sister?
But the anger of being pointed at her nose and scolded immediately rushed to her mind, when had she Fang Jinfeng ever been so fierce! Ha ha~! Dare to say that you want to beat yourself, it's really the opposite!
"Smack~Slap! Syllable! Fang Jinfeng whipped it over, and scolded in his mouth: "You little slut actually dare to talk back? You are eating the ambition leopard today! See if I don't beat you to the ground! ”
"Ahh Fang Lingjun was caught off guard and was whipped severely, and then, more whip shadows swept down...... She really overestimated herself and underestimated the spiritual weapon in Fang Jinfeng's hand. Even if Fang Jinfeng is still an ordinary mortal who has not entered the Immortal Gate, but the spirit weapon is a spirit weapon, the speed is too fast, Fang Lingjun can't dodge!
"Ahh Stop, stop fighting! Fang Lingjun could only cover his face with his hands and shouted for help.
But how could Fang Jinfeng, who was playing happily, stop.
Fang Lingjun cried out in his heart: Didn't the original book say that Fang Jinfeng just meant to lightly beat Fang Yunrou with two whips, but now where is the light beating, where is the two whips? ! By the way, she clearly remembers that the heroine who will pass by outside the courtyard will save herself in secret, okay! Then I'll bear with it any longer!
But Fang Lingjun didn't know that the reason why she only received two light whips in the original book was because she kept begging for mercy in a low voice. Fang Jinfeng likes to see Fang Yunrou's pitiful appearance in a low voice. However, just now, Fang Lingjun opened his mouth to confront her, which naturally led to a different ending!
Fang Lingjun really didn't know at first, but after receiving more than a dozen whips, she still didn't see the heroine show up to rescue, and her not stupid head finally understood. Dare to feel that this is because I tampered with the plot, so I deserve to be beaten, right?!
Hum! Just a few whips, I will be beaten, don't want to force my Lingjun to kneel! was ruthless, and she actually competed with herself.
However, I have to say that Fang Lingjun was originally stubborn, and he couldn't change it for a while. But! She didn't want to change either. Looking at Fang Jinfeng, who was holding the whip proudly, Fang Lingjun couldn't help but think in his heart: This is still a relative of the same father's breeding, no, he is so ruthless and vicious, no wonder the remnant soul of the original owner wants to kill her until he dies.
As soon as he thought of the original owner Fang Yunrou, Fang Lingjun's feet were weak, and he actually knelt down without obeying the call, his brain only felt sluggish, and his mouth opened without warning: "Eldest sister, spare your life!" Yun Rou doesn't dare anymore, eldest sister, you are a cloud on the horizon, Yun Rou is just mud on the side of the road, ah! Yes! Ask the eldest sister to stop fighting~! Ah~"
it! Fang Lingjun was very aggrieved! This was not her true words at all, and the sweet voice that came out of her mouth was not what she said at all. She was actually affected by the residual thoughts left in the body of the original owner and did not want to disperse!
Damn it!
At this moment, there was a soft sound of "pop~", and a small pebble that suddenly appeared hit Fang Jinfeng's ankle steadily.
"Ah~" Fang Jinfeng screamed softly, and actually broke his ankle in pain, and fell straight down on the water stain just now.
Then, Fang Lingjun heard a familiar dialogue: "Ah~My hibiscus mille-feuille~!" Ah~ What should I do, I was actually dirty! ”
"Hmph~ slut, I'll clean you up next time! Xiaohong, don't hurry up and help your young lady and I'll go back~! Stupid girl! Dropping such a sentence, Fang Jinfeng hurriedly walked out of the Moon Cave Gate.
Fang Lingjun, who had escaped from the clutches, breathed a sigh of relief, she had only completely regained control of her body at this point, and she sat on the ground with her half-soft body.
Looking around, it was unusually quiet in the backyard, but she knew that the protagonist was about to appear......
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