"What's wrong with me, my rod is very long, it's no problem to penetrate three holes at once." Tang Ye said with a smile. "Oops, you're so bad, so nasty, so mean." Chu Xiaoxiang and Fan Xiaomei turned their heads, feeling a little embarrassed.

Tang Ye smiled and said, "Don't be embarrassed, I'm talking about the most comfortable thing in the world." "Oh, it's so annoying, don't say it, it sounds so harsh." Several women said in unison. Tang Ye smiled: "Okay, don't talk about it, why are the three of you going?" ”

"It's okay, I'm unemployed, I'm out shopping, nothing else." Lin Zhu said with a smile. Tang Ye smiled and said: "Recently, there have been a lot of rapists and murderers, you three be careful, don't go back too late, if you have something, call me at any time." If you can't get through, dial 110. ”

"Got it, are you going back now? Don't want to go shopping with the three of us? Yo, this car is yours, a new car, so beautiful, how much did you buy it, sisters, come, sit on it and try it. Lin Zhu was unceremonious, and treated this car as if it were his own. Chu Xiaoxiang said: "Lin Zhu, this car can only seat two people. ”

"It's okay, you two sit in the back cover box, don't you have it?" Lin Zhu said with a smile. Tang Ye said: "No, one sits on my lap and the other sits on your lap, just do it." ”

"Aren't you afraid of being investigated by the traffic police?" Fan Xiaomei asked.

"Of course I'm not afraid, I don't have a license plate for this car yet, what are you afraid of, haha." Tang Ye said with a smile. But in front of the room, there was a lot of people, and a few girls were embarrassed to sit on their laps. Tang Ye said: "Come up, if you don't come up again, I'm going to drive away." The two girls got into the car and sat on Tang Ye's lap, and the other sat on Lin Zhu's lap.

This Chu Xiaoxiang has always had a crush on Tang Ye, and at this moment, sitting on Tang Ye's lap, he immediately felt that there was something hard against his ass. Of course, I understand what Tang Ye is about. Passers-by looked at a few people, and although they thought it was funny, most of them were jealous and insulted in their hearts.

Tang Ye said, "Do you want to send a few of you home?" "No, don't, it's only half past eight, it's early, even if you go back, you have to wait until eleven o'clock." Lin Zhu said.

"What are you doing with such a wild man, you'll be finished when you meet a wolf."

"A few of us came out just to hook the wolf." She laughs. "yes, I really hooked one, and it's a wolf with money." Tang Ye said with a smile. As he spoke, he hit the steering wheel and walked away from a road where there were no traffic police. Otherwise, this big night, if you are really found, your drag racing record during the day will be increased again.

Tang Ye drove into a lively street, and Chu Xiaoxiang sat on his lap, getting hotter and hotter, Tang Ye's thing made her inner fantasy repeated. Tang Ye also knew that his place was hard, but he felt that he was an acquaintance, which was really nothing. But Chu Xiaoxiang was a very introverted person, and she kept sitting on Tang Ye like this, she lowered her head, feeling extremely embarrassed.

Tang Ye looked at her and felt funny, he enjoyed this feeling of being shy of a girl. She felt more and more embarrassed, and she didn't interject a word during the conversation of several people. At this time, Lin Zhu suddenly smiled and asked, "Hey, Xiaoxiang, how does it feel to sit on Tang Ye, does he stand up to you." ”

"Ah, oh, no, no."

Tang Ye smiled and said: "If you top it, you can top it, it means that she is charming, and I have spirit." If she does sit on me and I don't react at all, that's not normal. Tang Ye said with a smile. People on the side of the road are staring at this sports car, because it has been newly painted, so it looks like it is already bright red. In the end, Chu Xiaoxiang couldn't stand it anymore, and tears flowed out.

"Hey, Xiaoxiang, what's wrong with you?" Fan Xiaomei asked. But where did Chu Xiaoxiang dare to say that she was because she couldn't stand it, she was too depressed, scared and happy. He just shook his head and said, "My eyes are too sore." ”

"Haha, I think you're looking at Tang Ye, your eyes are sour." Lin Zhu said with a smile. Tang Ye said: "I am such a handsome and beautiful man, it is very normal for girls to like me, it is not normal for girls to like me." You guys haven't eaten, I haven't eaten yet, let's find a place to eat. ”

"Okay, wow, go, go to the Wangfujing Hotel in front of you for a big meal, you have a treat." Lin Zhu clapped her hands in welcome. Tang Ye snorted and said, "Why is it that I invite you every time?" ’

"The three of us have just lost our jobs, and now we are still idle in the house, sitting in the house every day without eating or drinking, and the house costs more than 100 yuan, you are a billionaire, this little money is nothing to you, right?"

"A few hundred yuan for a meal, enough to go to the hotel to find a young lady to sleep with for a night, why is it nothing?" Tang Ye said with a smile. "Oops, disgusting, nasty." Tang Ye parked the sports car in front of the Wang Fujing Hotel, opened the car door, and several people got out of the car. Tang Ye was already so hard that it hurt, Chu Xiaoxiang turned his head and said, "You, you're too bad." ”

Tang Ye stretched out his hand and put his arm around her shoulder and said, "Let's go, you haven't seen it when I'm not dressed, you can come to my house to find me another day when you are free, and I'll let you see it." ”

"Oops, scoundrel." Chu Xiaoxiang slapped Tang Ye's chest. Tang Ye and the others walked into the hotel with a smile, and it was already full of friends, and it was very lively. A few people sat at a table in the corner, and the waiter came over and asked a few people to order. Tang Ye said, "I'll do some." ”

"Bring it to you, the person who invited the guests, and ordered the food yourself, are you embarrassed? If you want to order something cheap, don't think about it. Lin Zhu snatched the recipe and said in a very domineering tone. Tang Ye said: "Chu Xiaoxiang is a Hui person, don't you order pork ribs." ”

Chu Xiaoxiang immediately said: "Where, I am not Hui, I am Han." ”

"Oh, then eat pork." Tang Ye said with a smile. Fan Xiaomei said: "Then order a braised pork ribs, braised carp, and you can order the rest." ”

"This, sweet and sour hairtail, seafood soup, and some American steak, again." Lin Zhu ordered nearly twenty dishes before stopping. Tang Ye said: "Please, there are so many dishes, you should feed the pigs." ”

"Hehe, anyway, you have money, you see the bosses in front of you, they are all tables and tables, and you can't finish eating to save face. If we order less, we will be looked down upon by others. She laughs.

"Despise? If you can't finish eating and wasting, you are called stupid. I can't finish it for a while, I don't care, you guys pack it up and eat it, don't waste it. Tang Ye said with a smile. At this time, the waiter came over and said, "Sir, please buy the order first." ”

"Okay, how much?"

"It's a total of three thousand eight hundred and sixty-two yuan, and after the discount, it's three thousand eight hundred yuan."

"Huh? It's so cheap, I thought it would cost 10,000. Tang Ye said and took out the money, and the whole wallet was stuffed full. Several of the girls were dumbfounded. This guy is really rich, every time he sees him, his wallet is bulging, such a man, which woman doesn't want to marry him. Chu Xiaoxiang said: "Why are you so rich? ”

"Winning the lottery, it's just luck, if you rely on hard work, I'm afraid it will be ten lifetimes, and I don't have so much money." Tang Ye said with a smile. "Blow, I know what you're doing?" Lin Zhu said.

"Oh, I run the hospital."

"That's right, opening a hospital is now the best industry, I have a cold, and I went to the hospital, and it cost more than 1,000 yuan, and it hasn't been cured, so it can be seen how profitable it is to open a hospital." Lin Zhu said with a smile.

Chu Xiaoxiang said: "Opening a hospital should not be opened for money, but for saving lives and helping the injured, Lin Zhu, this mentality of yours is too extreme and not good." ”

"Ouch, our great benevolent people, the hearts of the female bodhisattvas of great compassion, what you said is so good, I am so moved that I am about to cry. But if you don't make money, the ghost will open this. Lin Zhu said. Tang Ye said: "Actually, I'm very interested in opening a male reproductive hospital, and I'll open another one another day." You see the people here, all of them have big bellies and fat necks, and these people are definitely not very good at working hard in bed, so in the future, there will definitely be a lot of male reproductive problems. ”

"What about you, do you have a physical problem?" Lin Zhu asked.

"You try, you'll know." Tang Ye said with a smile. "Wow, how do you try it?" Lin Zhu asked.

"Try it with your mouth?"

"How do you try your mouth?" Lin Zhu was puzzled. "I took off my pants, you try." Tang Ye said with a smile. "Ah, you are so despicable, I beat you." Lin Zhu immediately understood what was going on, and stretched out his hand to call Tang Ye. Tang Ye smiled and said: "Don't make trouble, don't make trouble, just kidding, don't take it seriously." ”

"Low-level jokes, only from your low-level mind, are really vulgar."

"If you are noble, why are you still thinking about me, I don't believe that you are noble, and I won't touch men in the future?" Tang Ye said with a smile. Na Lin Zhu is a hot-tempered woman, like a naughty boy. "I won't marry for the rest of my life, just touch you stinky men, it's dirty, it's smelly and dirty."

Tang Ye smiled and said: "It's really ridiculous, no matter how stinky a man is, don't you have to be pressed under the man sooner or later, or do you sit on top of the man?" ”

"Ah, Tang Ye, don't say it, shameless, it's too shameless." Fan Xiaomei immediately covered her eyes and said loudly. Tang Ye smiled and said, "What are you afraid of, this is just the beginning, don't be shy." ”

"Don't listen to it, the two of you are too bad, the conversation is too naked, Chu Xiaoxiang and I are both conservative people, where are you two so shameless, let's not listen, say something else." Fan Xiaomei said.

"Oh, well, it seems that Miss Fan doesn't like to hear the most beautiful things between men and women. Since that's the case, I'll change the topic and change it to well, how to pick up girls. Tang Ye deliberately raised his voice so that the men at the nearby table would be alerted. The man next to him looked at Tang Ye, eating with three women alone, and he was a little unhappy. So when I heard Tang Ye talk about pickling girls, I pretended not to hear it on my face, but I really wanted to hear Tang Ye's words in my heart.

Lin Zhu said: "Okay, wow, I want to listen, you smart person, nasty villain, how to talk about the method of picking up girls." ”

"Wait, Xiaoxiang, Xiaomei, would you two like to listen?"

"Whatever, we both went with Lin Zhu, what she wants to do, we both agree."

"That's good, I said. I think, you women, are people who have no opinions, as long as men are rich, you can ignore anything else. Tang Ye said with a smile.

"Nonsense, complete nonsense, I, Lin Zhu, am not this kind of person, and my two sisters are also this kind of person. Isn't it, Xiaoxiang, Xiaomei? The second woman immediately nodded, denying Tang Ye's words. Tang Ye smiled and said: "Listen to me, why are you so sensitive, the more sensitive you are, the more ghosts you have in your hearts." Tang Ye said with a smile.

"Go, don't talk nonsense, we women are very pure, you go on."

"Still pure? Just by looking at Lin Zhu's expression, you can know whether you are pure or not. Tang Ye said with a smile.

"Ah, you humiliate me, I beat you." Lin Zhu stretched out his hand to fight, but Tang Ye grabbed her wrist and said, "If you soak a woman like you, you must hit first, and then give you a candy to coax, and you will be honest and obedient." He laughs.