"Where's my meatballs?" was just ready to teach the old man with a black belly a lesson, but suddenly found that the meatballs he had just picked up in his bowl were missing, so in the case of interference, Grandma Ouyang decisively forgot about the evil behavior of the old man who snatched her own shrimp meat, and began to look for her own meatballs.

Looking from left to right, looking around, looking around, and finally on his right side, in Xiahou Huan's bowl, I saw my own meatballs that were quite distinctive, recognizable at a glance, but suddenly disappeared, so the skill of 'Hedong Lion Roar' was powerful again, and roared loudly at Xiahou Huan: "That's mine, Xiahou Huan, you stinky boy!" ”

"Sister Ouyang, we all know that you are a vegetarian and don't eat meat, isn't I kind, like Brother Ouyang, to help you get rid of the meat?" Xia Houhuan saw that the matter had been revealed, so he replied repeatedly according to Grandpa Ouyang's words, and was ready to continue to use the reason of being a vegetarian to block Grandma Ouyang's infinitely spreading anger.

"Xiahou Huan, you stinky boy, what is not good to learn, what to learn from that dead old man, you don't want to live, do you? I'm so angry with my mother! Let's see how the old lady cleans you up! Grandma Ouyang crossed her waist, looking like a dominatrix, looking at the old man on the left, and then at Xiahou Huan on the right, and suddenly pointed at the two of them angrily, looking like I know that you wolves are traitors, snakes and rats, and roared angrily.

Immediately afterwards, Grandma Ouyang continued to babble and mutter, while stretching out her two hands without hesitation, one by one, pulling the ears of the two tigers' mouths beside her, the force was not light at all, and the image was also quite the appearance of the so-called tiger......

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Ouyang Xiasha looked at the few ancestors in front of him, the eating style was the same as fighting, at this moment, he didn't know what words to use to express it, and he didn't know what kind of feeling he had.

Perhaps, it is the calmness that has become accustomed to their way of getting along? Perhaps, it is because I have become numb after watching too much; Maybe I think that they love each other like this, and the way to close the distance seems to be good, and it is quite loving; Maybe...... In short, in addition to sighing helplessly, she still sighed helplessly!

said at the beginning that Ouyang Xiasha had already unknowingly become the protagonist of this 'Five Old Farce' play, and it was not unreasonable to say this, because the topic of these five ancestors had never left her. Of course, as the heroine of this play, how can there be a reason not to appear?

No, when the five ancestors were full of food and drink in that way of fighting, and after they were full of wine and food, the topic naturally left the meal and shifted, taking advantage of the time when Ouyang Xiasha was cooking, the gossip they learned from the little monkey came up.

Little Monkey, whose full name is Xiahou Kong, because people are thin and long, love to fight unevenly, and there is an empty word of Sun Wukong in his name, so he is nicknamed Little Monkey by the elders of the Xiahou family, and he is the gatekeeper of the Xiahou family's old house, which is commonly known as the doorman. Don't underestimate everyone in the Xiahou family! Don't wonder why a small doorman can clearly identify His Royal Highness the Crown Prince of Baiting from such a distance.

You must know that in the huge Xiahou family, even if it is just a small doorman, or an ordinary servant serving tea and water, or a small cook in a large kitchen, it is a storage that cannot be ignored.

They are all members of the Xiahou family, either collateral or direct, not only with the Xiahou surname of the Xiahou family, but also with the descendants of the Xiahou family, they also have an inseparable blood bond. The status of each of them is definitely higher than that of those second-rate family members and patriarchs of third-rate families, and the annual salary they can receive every year is definitely much higher than the annual salary of the general manager of a large company. Therefore, it is normal to be able to recognize Beichen, it is very normal, and the normal cannot be normal anymore. There's nothing to fuss about, isn't it?

"Xiasha girl! We heard the little monkey of the doorman say, it was the little prince of the Baiting royal family who sent you back today? You even took the initiative to kiss him, didn't you? Of course, the first to speak, needless to say, is definitely Xiahou Huan, who is the most unreliable with his cold appearance, the biggest discrepancy, the most gossip, and the most thirty-eight.

"Sya, when did you have such an ambiguous relationship?" While asking curiously, he revealed that ambiguous, containing deep meaning, I knew what it looked like, except for Old Man Mu, who else would there be?

"Didn't you hear that our girl always spoke coldly to him? Could it be that the rumors are wrong? Grandpa Ouyang thought about it and asked with some doubts. In his impression, it seems that maybe his little granddaughter has never given that kid a good look, but if this is really the case, then the kid will still be so persistent?

"It's not a rumor, okay? This is a fact, dead old man, have you forgotten, we have all met many times, you said last time, that little prince of the Baiting royal family, and Xiaoqiang may have evolved from the same ancestor, otherwise they are so tenacious! Grandma Ouyang stared at Grandpa Ouyang with disdain, and reminded with a smile.

"Yes! That little Xiasha, you sue Grandpa, how did you get on? After such a reminder from his wife, Grandpa Ouyang suddenly remembered that several times when they went out to buy vegetables and came back, they met the scene where they were ridiculed by their own precious granddaughter after the kid confessed his true feelings, but the more so, the more curious he was about how these two people got along. Because his attention was too concentrated, he didn't even care that his wife called him a dead old man, you know, this is the second time this is the case today. The previous time was because I robbed Grandma Ouyang's shrimp meat, and my heart was weak and I didn't say anything, but this time it was really because I was too concentrated. After all, Grandpa Ouyang, who has deep-rooted feudal hegemony and machismo in the countryside, is the most taboo of the dead word, you can imagine how serious and focused he will be.

"Xia girl, don't you have the three boys of Hades, Feng Yuexi and Yeli?" Xia Houying hesitated again and again, and finally asked curiously and awkwardly contradictory.

"Is it now another bite? Grandma's baby girl, it's really good, it's really a glory for our women, Di Shun married Empress Nuying, what is a husband and two wives? Our girl, when the time comes, there will be a second Empress of Heaven, who has 3,000 beautiful men in the harem, hahaha! Just think about it, grandma and I are so happy, I can't wait to wake up laughing when I fall asleep at night. When Grandma Ouyang heard Xiahou Ying's words, she suddenly remembered that now she was far away on the top of Africa, secretly helping Ouyang Xiasha find the 'Nine Heavens Luan Huang Robe', and was ready to give her a birthday surprise.

You must know that Grandma Ouyang is in the ranks of old ladies in the countryside, and it is not even an exaggeration to say that in their generation, it is a real strange existence, not only is she not poisoned by the slightest feudal superstition, on the contrary, there are also some female men, or the idea of great feminism.

Otherwise, how could she persist and do it, and pass on the jade bracelet that could open the 'wrist blue' space to Ouyang Xiasha, the little granddaughter? After all, the countryside is inherited and pursues the so-called rules of those feudal ancestors, and some heirlooms are all passed on to men but not to women, elders not to young, and descendants not to be passed on.

And Grandma Ouyang's most admired and favorite in her life is the female emperor Wu Zetian, who sits on the world and goes against the norm of the male protagonist in the world, and even does men's things, which is better than men.

Always dreaming, hoping that in her lifetime, she can wait for a big woman comparable to the Empress Zetian to appear in her family, but now, seeing Ouyang Xiasha's unexpected actions, it is like seeing her dream come true, how can she not be excited, not excited?

And Ouyang Xiasha, who had been silent, was frightened by her grandmother's excited appearance, she never knew that her grandmother's mind would be so, so, and so open-minded.

I really don't know, how did a big femininist like her grandmother and a machismo like her grandfather coexist peacefully, and to this day, they still love each other and support each other so much?

"How did you become a grandmother?" When Grandpa Ouyang heard Grandma Ouyang's words, he immediately retorted and reprimanded. made Ouyang Xiasha's frightened heart gradually return to normal, thinking, 'This is normal!' ’

But without waiting for Ouyang Xiasha to calmly answer anything, or persuade anything, she was frightened back to the state of Grandma Ouyang frightening her by Grandpa Ouyang's next words, and finally understood why a machismo and a femininity can support each other and coexist peacefully to this day.

I only heard Grandpa Ouyang, with a smile on his face, very gossipy in his ear, and asked softly: "Xia Xia girl, did you really kiss that little prince today?" Where's the kiss? How many bases have you and the four of them done now? You sue grandpa, grandpa promises you, no one will say anything! ……”

"......" For a while, Ouyang Xiasha didn't continue to listen, just stayed there, messy in the wind......

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Listening to the gossip in his ears, he couldn't gossip anymore, and there was no interruption at all, Ouyang Xiasha helplessly raised his forehead and sighed, didn't answer, just raised his head slightly, looked at the crescent moon that was already hanging in the air, and shouted deeply in his heart, 'Oh my God! Can you do a good deed, take them all in, and train them? Otherwise, is this going to force people to collapse, or to force people to collapse, or to force people to collapse? ’

Maybe God didn't hear Ouyang Xiasha's prayer because he was on vacation today; Maybe God had already heard it, but he deliberately went against Ouyang Xiasha; Maybe...... No matter what, the mouths of the five ancestors still continued to poison Ouyang Xiasha's eardrums, and in the end, Ouyang Xiasha, who couldn't bear it anymore, had to drop a sentence: "See you in the back garden at the middle of the day, I have flashed beforehand." Without waiting for an answer, he fled.

Actually, it's no wonder that Ouyang Xiasha is like this, it's not that she is timid, how can someone who dares to ask someone who has died once be timid? It's really these wonderful ancestors, it's too terrifying, and she is afraid that if she continues to stay, she can't guarantee whether she can have the thoughts of a normal person.

As soon as she thought of speaking in the way of her own grandfather, or grandmother, she shivered with a chill, so the thirty-six strategies, only going for the best plan is the most suitable strategy for her at present.

In the middle of the month, at midnight, the child hour is often said, twelve o'clock in the middle of the night, you know, that time period is not only the beginning of the day when the yin qi is the most vigorous, but also some medicine that causes yin and cold, such as the epiphany, nightshade, evening primrose, etc., which Ouyang Xiasha mentioned before, and the time to exert the greatest effect. And when Ouyang Xiasha left the courtyard of the five ancestors, it was only three hours before midnight.

As for why Ouyang Xiasha offered to help them protect the Fa, of course, it was not just because of filial piety, and there was no other reason to speak of. After all, this is not an ordinary cultivation of absorbing medicines, after all, these medicines that cause cold to yin are not only useful for those ordinary people or cultivators, after all, these medicines that cause cold to yin also have great benefits for those ghost souls who are full of yin qi.

The effect of a fifty-year-old evening primrose is only to increase the Taoism of those ghosts and ghosts for ten years, plus deepen the stability of one ten-thousandth of a soul, and that's it. Ten years of Taoism can be cultivated in just ten years, and ten years, in the slow life of these ghosts and ghosts, what is it?

To put it bluntly, a fifty-year-old evening primrose is not worth it at all, so many ghosts and ghosts, so risking their lives to fight to the death. But why, why is it even so, even if everyone understands this truth, a small, fifty-year-old evening primrose can still attract countless ghosts and ghosts to compete for, why is this?

Is it because their days are too boring and they want to seek some excitement to prove that they are still alive no matter what state they are in? Because, those drugs that cause cold to yin are getting fewer and fewer, and they can't be grabbed if they don't grab them? Or is it because they're funny with their silly show?