Zhang Zheng said: "Everyone doesn't know, the human esophagus and trachea are actually connected in the throat, when eating and talking, the esophagus and trachea will open, and the food may enter the trachea from the esophagus, causing suffocation, so when eating, it is better not to speak or talk less as much as possible. ”

"The problem is, so many of us, don't say a word, just stuff our heads and pull food into our mouths, let's imagine what kind of scene the scene will be?" Cui Yingying said.

"What else could it be? It must be like a group of little piglets, squinting their eyes, arching back and forth there, looking for milk to eat. Zhang Qian said.

"Haha!"

Zhang Qian's words made everyone laugh.

"Sister Xiaoqian said too vividly, this is looking for ** again, and it is breastfeeding, it is too tempting. Hey! Zhang Zheng said with a smile.

"I said Brother Zhang, what words came into your mouth, why did they become so ugly?" Hu Manru said with disdain.

"What I said is that of a pig* and not a human being, so what is so unpleasant." Zhang Zheng quibbled.

"Hey! I said Brother Zhang, let's not **, okay? Is there a little girl who has just come of age here? Cui Yingying reminded.

"I say, everyone, although we are small, who doesn't know this thing? Isn't it 'a pair of bright moons on the chest, purple grapes and jasper round'? This thing is supposed to be a masterpiece of nature, is it necessary to hide it like this? A generation of great men have said: high and upside down, the flesh trembles, the pink is tender, and the water is smart. Deep, captivating on the palate; Gentle, greasy and unforgettable, men have always fought for land, since ancient heroes are gentle and gentle, even this is embarrassing, are we not even as good as the ancients? Zhang Qian said.

"Haha! You stinky girl, all this mess from there? However, this sentence of 'high and upside down, the flesh trembles, the pink and tender, the water is smart, the man has always fought for the land, and the heroes have been gentle since ancient times', but it is really a bit of the style of the Tang Emperor Li Longji. Zhang Zheng said with a smile.

"I said Brother Zhang, does this have anything to do with Li Longji?" Cui Yingying asked.

"Back then, the Tang Emperor Li Longji and his wife Yang Guifei held a banquet to entertain An Lushan, after Yang Guifei was drunk, her clothes slipped off, revealing her white and tender, smooth and plump and charming breasts, Li Longji stroked Yang Guifei's chest and smiled: The concubine is a fairy descending to earth, and here it is like a soft and warm freshly peeled chicken head. An Lushan was unwilling to be lonely, and said: The mother concubine is like the queen mother, and here it is like a slippery and creamy first condensation. Therefore, in terms of praising women's breasts, Li Longji can be described as a generation of masters. Zhang Zheng introduced.

"Haha, I said Brother Zhang, this is made up by you, right?" Cui Yingying said with a smile.

"I have four good young people, how can I make up these messy things? This is a story recorded in some wild history miscellaneous stories, and it is difficult to verify whether it is true or not. Zhang Zheng said.

"Wow! I said Brother Zhang, I know that you are a model of patriotism and revolutionary heroism in Dongshan Province, but I didn't expect you to be a good young man? Hu Manru said with a smile.

"The model of patriotism and revolutionary heroism was rejected by me, and I feel that it is affordable and comfortable to be a good young man with a car, a house, money, and a girlfriend." Zhang Zheng said.

"Haha! I said Brother Zhang, your so-called 'four haves', it turned out to be this 'four haves'? Cui Yingying laughed.

"That's right, I'm such a 'four-haved youth', like a fake." Zhang Zheng emphasized.

Wendy and the prince listened to their bickering while eating, and felt very funny, and the prince smiled: "I didn't expect this food to be first-class, and this bickering is so fun, I am convinced of Mr. Zhang." ”

"Ahh I said, Brother Wang, can you understand what we are saying? Zhang Zheng asked.

"Under Wendy's influence, my Chinese ability is so-so, but the topics you discussed, except for the 'chicken head meat' mentioned in the story of Tang Xuanzong and An Lushan's poem, I don't know what it is, I basically know everything else." The prince said.

"Sister Wen, what we just said in the square, Brother Wang won't understand everything, right?" Zhang Zheng asked Wendy.

"What? Are you scared? Wendy asked with a smile.

"Scared? Joke! In my dictionary, there are no two words. Zhang Zheng said.

"Ahh Brother Zhang, what do you mean? Wendy asked.

"Let's put it this way, brother, I don't know what these two words mean!" Zhang Zheng said.

"Ahh Brother Zhang can't be illiterate, right? Wendy asked.

"I said Sister Wen, what do you mean?" Zhang Zheng asked.

"What else could it mean? If you can't even write these two words, you're basically like being illiterate. Wendy said.

"That's what I mean, you know." Zhang Zheng said.

"Don't worry, Brother Zhang, even if the prince understands, people won't do anything to you, you have been abroad for so many years, you should know that men in Western society don't care about these things." Wendy said.