"The catastrophe of the destruction of the world has been opened since the time when the layman was destined! At this time, it is the way to quit, and it is also the way to die......"

"Three laymen, the opportunity is over...... Only then did I leave this little bit of Buddha's meaning......"

"At the foot of Putuo Mountain, in the purple bamboo forest, my survival will be given to the Dragon Maiden."

“…… It's a blessing or a curse, so you can do it yourself! ”

While walking lazily, while thinking about the parting words of the "poor monk", Han Feng really even had the heart to die. I can't wait to drink it just now is a bowl of real Meng Po soup, forget everything from now on, and have no worries in my heart.

It's just that listening to what the "poor monk" said, the Great Tribulation of the World had already started when Han Feng obtained the inheritance of the Underworld, not yet. And even if he quits now, he has nowhere to hide but to die, which is what makes the crazy brother the most entangled:

I always thought that getting the secret of the underworld was a big pie in the sky, but who knew that it was a big trap, and Lao Tzu had already been buried in it!

Hmph, it turns out that the Bodhisattva of the King of Jizo is not honest, and can also calculate people, Lao Tzu fell into his coffin from the beginning, like a crab in a net, it is impossible to run if you want to - unless you look for death!

Of course, if you really want to make the crazy brother give up his wife and children, and the wealth of the enemy country, unless the solar energy comes out from the west.

But even if the sun rises in the west, the crazy brother is determined to be reluctant to give up his life!

"Humph! Isn't it just that he was fooled by two magic sticks? Hum! That's what buddies are capable of, too! Others don't have the opportunity yet! Looking at Chen Dan who was bouncing on the bridge in front of him, someone gritted his teeth and excused himself:

"Isn't it just that Jizo and Guanyin have joined forces to trap you? What's the point? Wait for Lao Tzu to succeed in resisting the robbery and become the god of creation, and then find these two gods and come back! By then...... Hey! ”

It turns out that the so-called "poor monk" is really the famous Great Compassion Guanyin Bodhisattva in Buddhism, also known as Guanyin or Guanyin or Guanyin, twisting rope, and thousand eyes, with incredible power, called Dharma Ming Rulai. However, with the power of great compassion, the bodhisattva walks the breadth of sentient beings. In Chinese folklore, it is a symbol of compassion, mercy, justice and Buddhism.

It's just that I didn't expect that after being taken captive by Hongjun to the other world for 500 years, Guanyin Bodhisattva still couldn't bear to suffer in this world, so he specially left three Buddha intentions and met with the savior Han Feng three times to point out the opportunity and stabilize people's hearts.

It sounds like a good thing, but what makes the crazy brother hate it is: Since you gave a big gift package, why did you make a purple heart qi and put it on Chen Dan to threaten Lao Tzu from time to time?

As soon as he thought of this, the crazy brother was extremely unhappy - any lazy worm didn't want to have an overseer by his side!

Jizo is responsible for passing down the secret of the underworld, and Guanyin is responsible for inspection and supervision, with a clear division of labor and foolproof, which can be called a model in the industry and a model for pit people...... The crazy brother was broken in his heart, and he couldn't stop slandering the two Bodhisattvas; While teasing Chen Dan with a smile, it was extremely contradictory!

Hehe, when Guanyin left completely, didn't he also say it:

"At the foot of Putuo Mountain, in the purple bamboo forest, my remains ......"

Since Guanyin Bodhisattva left a treasure in the former dojo, it should naturally be surnamed Han! As for the sentence "transfer to the Dragon Girl", it was completely filtered out by Han Feng and didn't take it to heart at all.

The so-called "Dragon Girl" obviously refers to Chen Dan, otherwise how could she have purple spiritual qi? But since it's Chen Dan, that's a family, what's yours is mine, what's mine is still mine, isn't this called a family?

Ha ha! Unexpectedly, Jizo and Guanyin were all counted, and they finally drank the foot-washing water of this great god! When Han Feng thought of this, he couldn't help but be happy.

It's just that while being happy, this guy still couldn't help muttering:

"Guanyin said that the catastrophe had already started, why hasn't Lao Tzu felt it yet?"

…………

Coming out of the underworld slowly, it was dinner time, and the Han family was full of voices, and it was still a lively scene.

As soon as Han Feng led Chen Dan into the hall, he was directly confronted by a shrine, and under the shrine was the spiritual seat of Han Feng's father. The crazy brother frowned slightly, his eyes lingered on the idol for a moment, and then he stepped forward with a smile to greet the elders.

Just said goodbye to Guanyin, and when he turned his head, he saw the statue of his god at home, and Han Feng was so tired in his heart...... I can't wait to go to the South China Sea immediately and grab all the treasures of Guanyin in the purple bamboo forest!

Of course, this product only has a thief's heart, but it does not have the slightest thief's courage.

The people of Xichuan believe in Guanyin Bodhisattva, and almost every family worships Guanyin Buddha statues, and the same is true of Han Feng's mother Wang Shufen. And it is said that this Buddha statue was a long, long time ago, Wang Shufen specially invited down from Mount Emei to protect Han Feng and his father, so even if he gave the crazy brother ten leopard guts, he would never dare to touch this Buddha statue.

Although he didn't dare to have actual actions, he drew a small circle in his heart, and the crazy brother never did less. was planning to revoke all the statues of gods and Buddhas in the future and replace them with the golden body of Han Dashen, and thinking that it seemed a little unlucky to hang himself on the wall, Han Feng despised it fiercely, and finally let go of the gods and Buddhas of the heavens.

Since the Tianfeng Villas were built, all the relatives of the Han family have lived together. Especially when it's dinner time, it's even more lively. In the words of Tang Haotian, one of the crazy brothers-in-law and Tang Yue'er's father, it is "it is natural for father-in-law and mother-in-law to eat son-in-law". This extremely important trend of thought quickly infected several other families, and even the future in-laws, the Liu family, also came to rub rice from time to time, which really made the crazy brother feel painful.

It's just that there is still Wang Shufen, a great god, on his head, so the crazy brother has to greet him with a smile.

In fact, I don't blame Han Feng for being stingy. Anyone who is eaten and drunk casually, and they have to be complained about at any time, they can't please at all...... Who would want to host such a guest?

However, Wang Shufen likes to be lively at home, and the Han family has a big business, even if they eat for a few lifetimes, they can't bite a shortage, so why bother?

In life, happiness is the most important thing!

Anyway, the sons and daughters-in-law have money, do they dare to say half a word?

The fact is also the same, because of the poverty and the lack of prosperity, Wang Shufen especially does not like to be deserted. So I always encourage my relatives to come over for dinner and chat, and I even wish that everyone would live together so as not to be so troublesome.

This is bitter for Han Feng.

is obviously the head of the family, and he can show off the prestige of his parents, but now the elders are like clouds, the wife is like a tiger, and Liu Shuai, a white-eyed wolf who eats white food at any time, picks thorns, but this little gentleman is covered by his mother...... No one can afford to mess with him, is this still the head of the family?

But even if there are 10,000 points of hard hurt, the crazy brother still has to put on a smiling face, greet the elders one by one, and ask his wives one by one. Of course, Liu Shuai can only get the white eyes of the crazy brother. But this little Zhengtai doesn't care either, always with a handsome little face, currying favor in front of his godmother Wang Shufen, and slandering Han Feng, which makes the crazy brother always itchy with his teeth, but he has to endure it.

Well, these are all their own brothers, just like the catastrophe that destroyed the world, they have already relied on their buddies, in addition to facing it, can they escape?

Liu Shuai's daughter Liu Bing is two months older than Han Yu, the eldest son of the Han family, but this does not affect the marriage of the two families. It's just that in the bride price, Liu Shuai and Han Feng have always had to fight for each other, and they don't care if their children can look at each other when they grow up. Anyway, in Liu Shuai's words, that is, "no matter whether it will be successful in the future or not, let's get it now (the bride price)"!

In the past, Han Feng would never take half a step back, but today he just learned the news that the catastrophe has moved, and the whole person is very bad, plus he took a picture with the Guanyin Buddha statue when he entered the door, and his mood was even more unhappy, how could he have the interest of bargaining with Mr. Liu? Therefore, let the dead man talk foaming at the mouth, and the crazy brother just drank the stuffy wine.

Liu Shuai thought that Han Feng was completely defeated by himself, and he was beaming, but Tang Yue'er was the stranger of her husband immediately, so she asked Chen Dan to take her daughter Han Yue, and asked Zhao Feifei in a low voice:

"My husband just came back from the underworld, is there something wrong? How do I feel that my husband has something on his mind? ”

Zhao Feifei turned his head to look at Han Feng, pouted:

"If he can eat, drink, and work, what will happen to him? Otherwise, I'll give it to you tonight, and I'll rarely be quiet......"

Regarding the meat talk between the sisters, Tang Yue'er only blushed slightly, pinched Zhao Feifei, and smiled at Tana:

"Nana, it's up to you tonight!"

Tana's face was thin, her head bowed deeply, and even her neck was red.

He Yi was beside him, holding his big belly, and said with a smile:

"It's all old husbands and wives, what's so embarrassing? According to me, now that Feifei and Sister Yue'er are empty, Nana should hurry up and get pregnant with a child...... What does my husband think? ”

Han Feng's mind had already flown to the sky, and when he heard the words, he was a little discouraged, he was afraid that he would make the man unhappy by saying the wrong thing, and was about to get up to comfort him, when he heard Zhao Feifei clapping his hands and laughing:

"This is good, this is good! Our Han family is four children at a time, let's see how their Liu family takes over! At that time, I said that Liu Shuai didn't work hard, so we can't blame the crowd! ”

I think that Han Feng and Liu Shuai made a bet at the beginning, and they both said that they would marry all the other party's children, but now the crazy brother has three children, and the Liu family is only Liu Bing, and he has obviously fallen behind, which makes Mr. Liu very angry:

"You have a lot of land, but I have a lot of land, and the output is naturally different, do you still blame me? Hehe, besides, after the joint efforts of me and Qianqian, our second child has just been put into his stomach, and your Han family is waiting to receive the dowry gift! Hahahaha! ”

Everyone immediately laughed, and said hello to Peng Hui and Zeng Qian, Wang Shufen was even more anxious, and took off a bracelet easily, which was considered to be a family affair on the spot.

The two families of Han and Liu have always been fertile and do not flow into the fields of outsiders.

Only Han Feng was in a trance, holding a wine glass and pecking alone, seemingly not caring about these little things at all. But on the other side, in the Tianmen General Altar on the eleventh floor of the Tianfeng Headquarters, the deputy gate master, Tianshan Feixia Fairy, received an order from the door master:

"The fifth day of the fifth month of May, that is, the day after tomorrow. All the people above and below the Heavenly Gate must gather in the Kunlun Jade Void Fairyland, and no one is missing. ”

"This is a major event, and you must not be absent!"