Chapter 84: Are We Thieves?
It is a century Lianhua city more than 300 meters away from the Shanshui Home Community. (Please search Bayi Chinese Network, the novel is better and faster!)
Tang Qi and Xia Feiyan agreed that after he and Ji Qingyue got off work, the three of them would meet here; Ji Qingyue was stunned at first when she heard that Tang Qi was cooking by herself, but when she heard that she was buying vegetables and cooking vegetables with Xia Feiyan's cute policewoman, she immediately agreed with a smile, but after entering the city, "Tang Qi, I want to eat pig's trotters, I heard that pig's trotters have collagen and can beautify ......"
"This fish head is so big, what is it called...... opium fish head ......, Tang Qi, will you make chopped pepper fish head?"
“…… I want to eat Kei Wai shrimp......"
“…… I'm going to eat this, this, and this......"
Tang Qixian, Xia Feiyan, is definitely a foodie, and he is a brainless foodie, buy a few pieces of tofu to eat tofu brain, can you buy an opium fish head to make a chopped pepper fish head?
Well, it's not impossible if you really want to do it, but ......, he pointed to the shopping cart full of ingredients: "You can't fit in the refrigerator, right?" You still buy it, next time, next time! ”
Naturally, he finally looked at the crab reluctantly, full of unwillingness, Ji Qingyue watched and snickered beside him, but he let the two of them buy vegetables as if they were at home, and waited until all the purchases were completed and pushed the cart to the cashier before he took Xia Feiyan's arm and spoke affectionately.
There were long queues for the several positions that paid the money, and Tang Qi and the others could only wait there step by step.
What they didn't pay attention to was that the two security guards at the exit were looking at them without a glance at them at the moment, whispering in private - "Lao Zhang, did you see those two beauties, rely on, Lao Tzu has lived for most of his life, and it is really the first time I have seen such a beautiful woman, and the last time the beauty pageant lady was not so beautiful, right?" ”
"You're talking about the taller one? Beauty is beautiful, but it's a little higher, his mother is taller than me, it doesn't match me, I still like the small one next to me, tsk, tsk, stunning beauty! ”
"Haha, too, but I like tall ones, absolute goddess fan, such a beauty is willing to touch a handful for a few years, Lao Zhang, how about it, do you want to touch a few handfuls?"
"This ......, isn't it okay, there's a man on the side?"
"I'm afraid of a fart, a kid with ribs, Lao Tzu's throat is loud to ensure that he doesn't even dare to put a fart, so it's decided, the big one belongs to me, and the small one belongs to you, hehe!"
They said this, Tang Qi and they were also in turn to pay, Xia Feiyan rushed to pay: "I'll come, I'll come, I'll come!" ”
But when he took out his wallet and looked at it, he immediately looked at Tang Qi in a daze, and his face turned red: "I, I ......, only thirty yuan......"
Tang Qi's eyes widened on the side: "It's only thirty yuan, you still buy such a big car, and you still rush to pay?" ”
The cashier on the side reminded with a smile: "This customer, we can swipe the card." ”
Xia Feiyan stuck out his little tongue and replied even more shyly: "I, Kali has no money." ”
"Use mine!"
Ji Qingyue said with a smile.
"Forget it, you don't have much money on you, or I'll come, I'll have the highest salary, haha!"
Tang Qi stopped her and said, "It's not wrong to talk about salary."
After paying the money, he went to several hundred, and bought four bags alone, Tang Qi was worried about how to take it back for a while, but just after the exit, there was a ticking sound immediately, accompanied by a burst of warning lights flashing, and the two security guards standing next to him, one tall and one short, immediately rushed up, and the taller one grabbed Tang Qi and shouted: "Stop, steal something, take out the stolen things!" ”
This is the exit of the city, next to it are countless customers waiting to pay, he shouted so loudly, immediately attracted countless surprised and disdainful eyes, Tang Qi's face turned black all of a sudden, he really had never been said to steal in such a public, so he said: "You are mistaken, who stole something?" This is a small ticket, you can see for yourself, is there something wrong with your machine? ”
The tall security guard said: "Hmph, what can happen to the machine, look at them, they don't make a sound when they walk by, but they sound when you walk by, and they haven't stolen something?" Thieves generally don't admit to stealing! ”
Ji Qingyue has never been so embarrassed, she can't wait to dig a pit and bury herself, her face turned red, and she scolded: "Don't spew blood, who is the thief, everything we bought is here, it must be your machine that is out of order, you check it well." ”
The tall man looked at Ji Qingyue's face again and again: "Of course, you have to check and check well, go, go, go, go to the security room with us to check!" ”
He said and let go of Tang Qi, but he stretched out his hand to grab Ji Qingyue's arm.
Where would Ji Qingyue let him catch it, and hurriedly dodged to the side, Tang Qi grabbed him, and was a little angry at this time: "Go to the security room to check, search your body, Ge Laozi, which green onion are you, you still want to search your body, go and call your manager!" ”
"Call the manager? A few thieves, and they are not ashamed, Lao Zhang, do it, several people are all pulled in, they must have hidden something in their clothes, they will know it when they search it, maybe they will put it in a woman's bra, I have seen too much of this kind of thing! ”
The tall security guard greeted the short security guard, and he was going to arrest Ji Qingyue again.
This time Tang Qi was really angry, and he fucking said that stealing things and hiding them in his bra and hiding them in your mother!
He slapped him hard, and an extremely crisp voice sounded on his face, and a slap mark floated in an instant.
"Grass mud horse, you still dare to do it!"
The tall security guard was slapped and immediately pounced on Tang Qi like a mad dog, but—"Smack, smack, smack!" ”
Tang Qi slapped four times in succession, daring to say these four words to Lao Tzu, you are simply looking for death!
However, there were more than these two city security guards, and four security guards immediately rushed over from the other two directions - "Stealing things, you still dare to hit people, boy, you are dead!" ”
"Rush up and hold him!"
The two security guards took out sticks to deal with Tang Qi, but the other two rushed towards Ji Qingyue and wanted to subdue her, where could Tang Qi let them really touch their sister, they exploded in an instant, and kicked one of the security guards to the cash register with a bang, knocking over a lot of things; The other knocked on the door with a stick in front of him, but he grabbed it with his backhand, hit him on the thigh with a stick, and fell to his knees with a thud.
Most of the city security guards are ordinary people, not like the knife-wielding murderers last time, seeing two of them being beaten at once, they couldn't get up, and the remaining few suddenly didn't dare to get up.
After a while, the manager also rushed over, a middle-aged woman.
She said politely first: "Let's go to the side and say, don't hinder the entry and exit of guests here, don't worry, we will definitely find out!" ”
But when she arrived at an office, she immediately changed her face: "I will give you two choices, one is to call the police, and then I will sue you for intentional injury, not only will you go to jail but also pay for it; The second is compensation, medical expenses, nutrition expenses, lost work expenses, and mental damage expenses for injured security guards......"
How did Tang Qi feel so familiar with this, as if he had said the same thing when he blackmailed him last time.
Ji Qingyue raised her willow eyebrows and said: "You are not sick in the brain, everyone can see clearly whose problem it is, you are deliberately reversing black and white......"
She said this and looked at Xia Feiyan, because she was taking out a document and putting it on the table at the moment, and said calmly: "I am the police, I can prove that they were the ones who wanted to do it first and wanted to search your body illegally, and what you said just now has constituted the crime of extortion, I can prosecute you; In addition, I suspect that the security guards in your city have violent tendencies and say that others are thieves without evidence, which is a crime of slander! ”
“……”
The female manager was dumbfounded all of a sudden, and looked at the document, which was actually printed as a criminal policeman.
She licked her tongue and said that it is impossible not to be afraid, as the so-called people do not fight with officials, not to mention that they are still criminal police, just now she also said that she would call the police and let the police arrest the police, is this possible?
The biggest possibility is that she arrested herself in turn, she will want to cry, and her heart said that if you are a policeman, you will wear a police uniform, and it is okay to show your identity earlier, as for the trouble, has it come to this point?
If you really go to the police station, you will be the first to be unlucky, and the boss must have fired yourself immediately.
"Ahem, this ......, Officer Xia, I think there may be some misunderstanding here, it's a misunderstanding."
"yes, yes, it's a misunderstanding......"
It's not just the female manager who is afraid, the two security guards who made small movements at the beginning are even more afraid, they never thought that the idea of touching a woman actually hit the female criminal policeman's head, but this Officer Xia really doesn't look like a criminal policeman!
"There's no misunderstanding, I will call a police car over now!"
Xia Feiyan took back his documents, took out his mobile phone and was about to make a call.
"Ah, Officer Xia, wait a minute, wait a minute, this ......, this is indeed our problem, it was the security guard who made a mistake, which led to this ...... Farce, Officer Xia, I apologize to a few people for that, that ...... Today's shopping offers free consumption is a small compensation. ”
"How the hell did the security guard get it wrong? Is it really a machine failure? I think it is necessary for the police to check it out, and we don't want to bear the charge of a thief, how to punish and how to arrest when the time comes. ”
Xia Feiyan is a criminal policeman after all, no matter how natural he is in life and how natural and cute he is in action, but when it comes to the professional field, he can always give others amazing performances, Tang Qi doesn't think anything, if you can't even do this kind of thing, just wash up and go home and sleep; Ji Qingyue is beautiful eyes, eyes praise, and her heart is even more determined to turn this cute little beauty into her brother and daughter-in-law.
As soon as he heard that he was going to be arrested, the short one couldn't stand it, looked at the tall man, and immediately shouted: "It's him, it's him who deliberately let the alarm sound, and then wants to take the opportunity to search and take advantage of the woman, I want to be a tainted witness, don't arrest me!" ”
Hey, I'm most afraid of pig-like teammates.
The tall security guard was completely speechless, but he was beaten by Tang Qi so that both sides of his face were red and swollen, and he was still red, and others couldn't see any expression.
The foodie policewoman Xia Feiyan wanted to rush home and let Tang Qi cook food, but she really didn't want to run back to the police station at this time, and finally gave the female manager a warning, asking her to deal with the two security guards seriously, and left.
On the way back, Tang Qi asked, "Xia Feiyan, why didn't you take out your documents earlier?" ”
"There were too many people just now, and if I showed my ID, eighty percent of them might be said to be beaten by the police, so I have to write a report!"
“……”
Tang Qi opened his mouth, thinking in his heart, whoever wants to say that she is a natural nerd, I will be in a hurry!
This woman is at most an idiot in life, a drag of action, but definitely not a fool......