Mid-Autumn Festival Small Theater 1 FR: abc sister paper

The sky is clear tonight, the moon is full, well~ The annual Mid-Autumn Festival is here again.

Here, I would like to congratulate all the sisters and sisters who have taken a holiday or have not taken a holiday

Next, enter the Mid-Autumn Festival of the Celestial Kingdom!

[At that time, was it called the Mid-Autumn Festival or the Midyear Festival? Forget it, don't get tangled]

"You are my little moon cake, how to make too many cakes~~~......"

"What are you doing here?" Little Cauliflower asked faintly

"Stupid! I'm preparing for the Mooncake Festival on September 8th! ”

"Mooncake Festival? Aren't we just having fun here?"

"If you don't usually read books or newspapers, this is a non-competitive competition left over from our Great Heavenly Empire, and only chefs in the industry know about it," said Xiao Basin with a domineering knife

"If it's not a game, is it still a game?" Cauliflower pouted and said quietly...

"Cauliflower, your focus is a little off!" Cuihuahua patted the table and said, "You have been with Xiaobo for so long and you don't know that the dishes made by Xiaopot are green vegetables with green worms in them and iron wires in the vermicelli!" ”

"That's it! Have you forgotten the Aya Xiao'er who was on the shore of Daming Lake back then! Back then, this baby was too simple and ignorant, and actually ate the invincible sauerkraut soup made in a small pot! Now she doesn't know how many poor people have been poisoned in her grave," Little Swallow interjected, "Hahahaha! It's finally done! Xiao Pot happily showed an unknown object emitting black gas to Cuihuahua, swallows and cauliflower

"It's ...... Mooncakes? Cuihuahua looked at a passer-by in front of her who had been smoked to death, and said suspiciously, "You...... Is it true that this is a mooncake and not a biological weapon? ”

"That's right, the rat with five kernel fillings is absolutely delicious!" The small basin gestured confidently, and almost cocked his tail.

"Xiao Ai, let's try the five-kernel mooncakes in the small pot" Xiao Yanzi threw the unknown object to a pug named Xiao Ai in the yard

"Want Want! Wow~Want Want ...... Prosperous...... (muffled)" Thus the little love dog ended its life

"......" the three onlookers

At this time, the soul of Xiao Ai ......

In the distance, on the bank of the Lechuan River, a strange cry suddenly sounded: "Sauerkraut soup lak!" Delicious sauerkraut soup lak! Cheap and delicious, huh? This little puppy, do you want a bowl of sauerkraut soup? ”

"Want Want? Are you Aya Xiao'er? ”

"I'll go! You can talk! I've only been gone for a few years, and the dogs on it can actually talk? Am I so afraid not to be able to change the times? ”

"This dog has been hung up, and I am still entangled in whether this dog can talk and do something..."Xiao Ai held the Sydney brand mobile phone and said helplessly, "This dog clearly measured my character is 87, why is it so declining, I was poisoned by a mooncake...... Life is impermanent...... Anyway, why are you selling sauerkraut soup? ”

"You don't know anything, I drank a small pot of invincible sauerkraut soup back then, and it hung up all of a sudden. I thought that this place would treat me well, but I didn't expect it...... Woo woo they say every day that I might as well be full of dead ghosts, and a bowl of sauerkraut soup hangs up! So in order to improve my status, I sell sauerkraut soup here every day, and I want to prove to them how wronged I was in the first place! Look at the ghosts on the side of the road who have been poisoned by me! Hey, hey, hey, hey"

"Aya Xiao'er! You're setting up a roadside stall again! A beautiful woman in white with a whip in her hand said

"We're going to cut you down today!" A beautiful woman in black with a large knife in her hand said

"Puppy, let me introduce you, these two who are chasing me are the black and white impermanence of the underworld, the one in black is called Nana, the one in white is called baby, and the goddess of the underworld is also, and the position is black and white impermanence!"

"Do you want a bowl of delicious sauerkraut soup?" Aya Xiao'er said with a bright face, not paying attention to the dark faces of the two beauties at all...

"Drink, drink! It's your sauerkraut soup that causes us to get a lot of complaints every day! Are you when we are ornaments! With such a disorganized approach, today the two of us are going to destroy you on behalf of the moon! As he spoke, he waved the big knife in his hand and slashed at Aya Xiao'er

"Goodbye puppy, I'll go first to save my life" After speaking, he didn't even care about the stall, so he ran away

"Stop! Where to go"

"Hey, why do I have a chilling feeling down there," poor little love suddenly shuddered

- I'm Xiao Ai's cute dividing line with danger -

"Little Love...... Why are you hanging up like that! Have you forgotten the countless lonely nights you spent with me! Xiao Ai, why did you die so unjustly! Ah~~ Xiao Ai" Little 99 stabbed Xiao Ai with a wooden stick and laughed loudly, oh don't let it out and cry loudly

"Little 99, don't be sad, let's go find the hairpin sacrifice together, I believe that the hairpin sacrifice will definitely save Xiao Ai" Xiao Momo shook his claws and said

"Woo woo Hey, hey, hey. Haha, Xiao Ai's broken dog finally hung up, hahahahaha, I was woken up by her dog barking every night, I'm fed up with it," Xiao 99 said silently

“99? What did you say? Xiao Momo looked at the 99 in front of him who was exuding black gas, and said hesitantly

"Nothing, I just ate a little bit of Xuanmai, I can't stop at all..."

"Oh, then let's go find the high priest of the hairpin."

"Okay, let'sgo..."

"I don't know how many people will come in this year's moon cake competition, remember to send someone to guard the scene, and then remember...... balabalabala”

"High Priestess of the hairpin, come and save Xiao Ai," Xiao Momo cried

"A dog, forget it if it's dead, I didn't see that I'm busy now, Xiao Qinzi remembers that this must be a good treat for the guests present, and then give everyone moon cakes, set a set of almost like this, I am embarrassed to ask for a monthly pass, I know no"

"High priest, the puppets know that you are very busy, but if Xiao Ai continues to hang up like this, we won't be able to sign in tomorrow, so the couples' income will be cut off... High Priest," said Little 99 with a small handkerchief in his hand

"Roar, forget it, I'll see if Xiao Ai can be saved" The hairpin priest walked in front of Xiao Ai's body and looked at it, "I remember that a medical book I read said that if you want to summon the soul of the chicken, you cut off its cockscomb, but this dog doesn't have a cockscomb, so let's cut its puppy, come and bring a knife," the hairpin priest said casually

"Sacrifice to adults, scissors can be used improvised" Xiao Qinzi offered a pair of scissors tied with a bow in both hands

"It's okay, you go up and remember to cut it off with a knife, so that it will have an effect, do you know" The hairpin priest looked down at the account book and waved his hand casually and said

"Yes, Xiao Ai, let me, a god known as "One Cut", end your little Ai Ai, hahahaha"

"Click~......"

"Whew~"

"It's alive, it's really alive, it's really worthy of being the high priest of hairpins," Xiao Qinzi said with both hands holding scissors in worship

Looking at Xiao Ai, who was twitching and half-dead in front of him, Xiao 99 and Xiao Momo decided that keeping silent was the truth of gold, and left silently, as for Xiao Ai's future, it can only depend on how the plug-in team saves...

- I'm a big revenge has been avenged, little a I am comfortable with the cute dividing line -

"I have all of you gathered here today to tell you that the annual moon cake festival is here again, and every day on this day, our sophomore church will hold a moon cake cooking competition, our purpose is to please all the audience friends present, and then stretch out our claws to ask for a monthly pass, remember that our focus is on the monthly pass, as for the people who died by eating moon cakes in the moon cake competition, we are not responsible. And this time everyone gets a monthly pass will be recorded in your work report card, this will affect the amount of your year-end bonus, I hope everyone has to work hard, more monthly passes, do you understand! The hairpin priest slapped the table and roared

"Got it!"

"Then what are you doing here, don't give me any work," the hairpin priest roared again

“Yessir!”

——Brush brush brush, I am the scene transition, and I don't know how to write the depressing dividing line of the preparation content——

"Bababababab, welcome to the annual mooncake cooking competition hosted by our sophomore school, where you will taste the mooncakes carefully made by the chefs, as well as the on-site mooncake making competition, each of which is not to be missed, I hope everyone can experience it to the end."

"Are you sure you can survive to the end, sacrifice to the lords" Khan died of the sophomores

As for why this is so, let's recall the mooncakes in small pots, yes! On the night before the moon cake festival, Xiao Pot suddenly became hot, and rushed to make moon cakes all night, 70% of the moon cakes present were from the hands of Xiao Basin, and everyone who knew Xiao Pot's cooking skills decided that they would not eat moon cakes even if they starved to death today!

"Next, I will announce that the 38th Lunar Cake Contest of the Celestial Empire has officially opened!"

"Well, it's really an event hosted by the sophomore sect, and it's really presentable, isn't it, Ahri" A voice below sea level came out

"Yes, it's really lively, but the Emperor, what kind of shape are you doing today, eggplant essence? If you get lost, will someone use it as a mooncake filling to cook it?" Ahri held a red thread in his hand and led a purple eggplant through the crowd. Suddenly saw a moon cake stuffed with pear, Ahri let go of his hands, and when Ahri came over, he turned into an eggplant essence and the emperor was like this... Gone with the flow

"The Emperor? Eggplant essence? Little Nannan, Nan'er, Eggplant, where are you going?" shouted Ahri

"Eggplant, eggplant, where have you been, with me, you are not afraid of heaven and earth...... Eggplant, eggplant, where the hell have you been, come back soon, lala"

"The Queen Mother's ......." Sweaty henchmen

"The Queen Mother, my subordinates think that the top priority should be to find the Emperor Taishang immediately" Xuan Miao said very seriously, but it can be seen from her cheeks that she keeps pulling out, this baby is very hard

"Lal, yes, Xuanmiao, I order you to immediately lead 10 eunuchs to find the Emperor, remember to bring them back unharmed, you know! "The Empress Dowager Ahri doesn't seem to have recovered from her excitement

"Yes!"

Speaking of the Emperor at this time...

"Hey, how come there's an eggplant here that can run, am I dazzled? Why don't you move again, was it too late last night, cauliflower, come and see, there's a strange eggplant here," Little Basin shouted

"Bump!" A vegetable pot smashed into the door of Xiao Basin's head accurately, "Eggplant is eggplant, what's so strange, you must be dazzled, who told you to make moon cakes last night, so noisy that I can't sleep, you don't know that sleep is very important to me!" I'm going to sanction you today on behalf of all your hungry companions," cauliflower walked into the shadows with a rolling pin in her hand and a small basin of collars. As for the screams coming from behind, the believers said that it sounded really comfortable.

"This eggplant is also in good condition, so it's good to use it as a material, and the eggplant-filled mooncakes seem to be quite popular," Xiao Momo said

"Don't~" At this time, Nan Nan regretted that Mao would choose this shape today, and he couldn't chew and couldn't run (how fast can you expect an eggplant to run) is now going to die on the cutting board, what a regret, the group of monkeys peeking into my vegetable garden must be very happy, ah, Ahri, I can't bear you, I haven't seen the monkeys born in the years. God, I don't want to die

Maybe God just got up and heard Nan Nan's prayer.

"Xiao Momo, what are you holding in your hand," Xiao Qinzi suddenly ran over and said

"Eggplant," Momo replied

"It's just right, there is just one eggplant missing for the competition, just give me this eggplant" Xiao Qinzi didn't say a word, and directly took the eggplant in Xiao Momo's hand and ran away

"My eggplant..." Xiao Momo's infinite resentment

"What are you talking about, don't you work quickly"

"Oh"

——I'm the dividing line of the surprise that the branches of the Green Bamboo Building have opened here——

"Puff lord, you are really handsome today."

"Poof, Lord Wang, why haven't you come to see Lou Lou for so long," Lou Lou said in a quiet voice with tears in his eyes

When the prince saw such a building, he immediately stretched out his hand and hugged Lou Lou into his arms, and said evilly in his ear: "Don't be sad Loulou, isn't this king coming to see you, I haven't seen you for so long, but do you think about this king, en?" ”

"Of course there is, people think about it so much that their hearts and livers hurt." Lou Lou held his heart in both hands, and his eyes looked at each other affectionately. The aura of the pink bubbles really makes others want to destroy their eyes

"Puff, the prince came from afar, it's really an honor for the green bamboo building," came the voice of Mama Li

"Oh, isn't this Ali. I haven't seen you in a long time, and you seem to be a lot younger. ”

"Why, the beauty is still in her arms, and I don't care if I'm young" Mama Li leaned on the stairs charmingly, supporting her cheeks with her hands, and said with a smile, "Yo, these two faces next to you are very unfamiliar."

"Oh~, this is a new guy in this palace, one is named Wuduan, and the other is named Ruomengmeng, with a delicate face, and it is more face-saving to bring it out, isn't it, what, it's eye-catching?" Puff Wang Ye leaned on the cushion and said lazily

"Well, it is undeniable that this appearance and body shape still have quite room for development" Mama Li looked at the two handsome men in front of her, and commented slowly, "That's the name, it's a bit feminine."

"If you want it, just say it, in exchange, I want five special Mid-Autumn Festival mooncakes made by the owner of your Green Bamboo Building" He gestured with his fingers as he spoke

"Puff lord, can't the account be counted like this"

"Isn't this the demon prince, why are you so free today, I remember that your palace is not ordinary far from here," said the prince with a fan covering his mouth

"Do you dare to say that this king was deceived by you so badly last year, so that I missed the time to buy the mooncakes made by the owner of the Green Bamboo Building" The demon lord leaned against the door, and said with a slightly dark face

"Wronged, this king thought that you knew that the place of the rush was told to you by the sophomore sect, but I didn't expect you to send someone to guard the base camp of the green bamboo building in the capital for a day" The puff prince said and raised his hands symbolically in the letter, and the innocent eyes were really pure in the eyes of everyone, but in the eyes of the demon prince, it was so bad.

"The two princes are very sorry, the Mid-Autumn Festival mooncakes specially made by our landlord are only distributed to eligible people, as for the transaction proposed by the prince just now, you can consider it, but before the landlord decides, I hope that the prince can put these two children here with us, I believe that the prince will not mind." Mama Li waved her hand and looked at the puff prince

"Of course not," the prince said with a smile

"Hehe, this is the loss of Mrs. and the soldiers" The demon king put up his clothes in a chic manner, and laughed "So that the king's heart is balanced, hahahahahaha, I heard that there is a moon cake cooking competition in front of me, it is rare to come, at least I have to go and have a good time, hahahahaha"

- I'm the puff prince is very angry and depressed, Mama Li is really a cunning passer-by dividing line-

"Welcome to the annual mooncake cooking competition hosted by our sophomore teacher, first introduce the contestants, the first contestant Bryde, from the Western country; The second contestant has a three-petal flower, from the quaint Miao family; The third contestant, Mo Xizi, is a Beijing personnel.

First of all, today's first heavyweight judge turned out to be the deputy head of our sophomore sect, the second is the current Queen Mother Ahri Niangniang who came out to play today, and the third is the bud rice god who has an income of 300 kilograms this year. Without further ado, let's get into the game now, wait, add to that; I'm the commentator Xiao A and my assistant Qiushui who will answer the situation of the live game for everyone. Next, let me announce that the 38th Lunar Cake Cooking Competition of the Celestial Empire has begun! ”

"First of all, we can see that all three contestants are carefully selecting the ingredients for making mooncake fillings, oh! Bled actually chose garlic, which is really surprising, I don't know if the judges can accept the mooncakes made of garlic. However, Xiao A felt a little sick to his stomach. ”

"Oh! The next thing is that Mo Xizi decided the ingredients, it is apples, it is appetizing"

"Next is the three-petal flower player, I can see that he is very hesitant, the final choice is eggplant, a very popular flavor recently" Qiushui patted the table and said, Qiushui, you are this flavor ==

"Because the three-petal flower contestant spent a lot of time on the selection of ingredients, the production speed was much slower than that of the other two contestants, and the other contestants had already started to make noodles, but she had just begun to prepare to cut the eggplant."

“NO!” Looking at the kitchen knife in front of him, Emperor Nan Nan said that he didn't want to die yet.

"That's the Eggplant Refined Emperor! Xuan Miao, give it to me, save the Emperor," the clairvoyant Ahri Niangniang slapped the table and shouted

"Let go of that eggplant and let me come," Xiao Momo suddenly shouted, and randomly flew into the ring, stretching out his claws just to get the eggplant.

"Damn, you guys hit me one by one, this knife is really going to cut into my body!" The Emperor of Eggplant Jun roared angrily, of course, the premise is that he can == "It's better to rely on others than on myself, watch me carp fight!" ”

"Look, what is that, an eggplant actually moved, what are you kidding, is this world mysterious!" The little A commentator finally can't be calm!

At this time, there was really chaos in the ring, the ingredients were scattered all over the ground, and the flour was flying in the air, forming a foggy barrier, making it impossible to see the situation on the stage.

And at this time, the situation in the ring is like this.

"Let go of our Emperor, you unknown character!" Xuan Miao looked at the little Momo in front of her and shouted viciously

"What is the emperor, this is obviously an eggplant, and it is a very good-growing eggplant. I've never seen such a plump eggplant like this when I'm so big, and the color is still so good" Xiao Momo's eyes were red, and he seemed to be fascinated by this eggplant

"You two, have you considered my feelings, Lao Tzu is going to be in half! Let go of me," the Emperor roared angrily in his heart

"Xuan Miao, come on, Xiao Nan'er is going to crack!" Ahri Niangniang said anxiously to Xuan Miao

"Queen Mother, what are you doing so excited" Master Qian, the master of ceremonies, sat elegantly on the Eight Immortals warm chair, elegantly crossed Erlang's legs, elegant.... Nibbling on buds!

"Bud rice, bud rice, bud rice, look at that color, that fullness, it must be delicious, bud rice~" Cauliflower muttered with glowing eyes

"Cauliflower, calm down, that's Master Qian, who is the master of ceremonies, I know that you like buds, you can go to Lord AN tomorrow to ask for it, you have to believe that Lord AN will definitely be able to pit a lot of buds!" The small pot stubbornly pulled the corner of the cauliflower

"Little basin..." Cauliflower turned to look at the small pot

"Cauliflower.... Come on," he said, opening his arms

"Little Basin, Woo Woo Woo, I'm so hungry, it's all because you hurt my stomach that I've been hungry all day, you bad guy, you bad guy" Cauliflower hammered Xiao Basin's chest with both hands

"Okay, I heard that Xiao A's commentator seems to be going to make bud rice soup tonight, let's go drink and eat," Xiao Basin said softly

"Good!"

"Hey, why do I feel a little cold?" The poor little A narrator didn't know that her dinner tonight had been targeted by two hungry wolves, "Ahem, Ahem, Lord AN, look at the current situation..." Do you want to send someone to stop it? ”

"Huh? The purpose of today's event at the beginning is to make the people who come satisfied, so that they can successfully stretch out their claws to get the monthly pass, and you look at the emotions of the audience" AN stretched out her finger, which was more delicate than warm jade, and pointed at the audience, and everyone followed her fingers and looked at the audience... I don't know if I don't see it, and I'm shocked when I see it.

The emotions of the audience are more excited than in previous years, and there are still people who are gambling...

"Life or death, that's not the point. Our purpose is only for monthly passes, and the happier the audience, the more monthly passes we can get. In our opinion, the process is not important, the result is the most important," said AN casually, trimming his nails

"Under the theory of absolute toughness, common sense or anything is a floating cloud, right?" Little A said I'm so stressed...

While we were chatting, the flour rings in the ring finally dispersed

"Wow~" Xuan Miao and Xiao Momo on the stage always maintained their original movements, and the competition between the two was really indistinguishable

"Ling Ling, all the spectators, the result of the gambling game has been out, it is a draw, please hand in your chips or monthly passes, thank you" The high priest of the hairpin with the bell in his hand said with a smile, looking very amiable, but the few men in black with weapons standing behind her looked more and more unfriendly...

"Xiao Yezi, I'll leave the matter of collecting tickets and robbing money to you, do a good job for me!" The high priest of the hairpin turned his head to a man standing next to him covered in a black veil

"Yes"

"The rest come with me," the high priest of the hairpin waved

"Yes"

"Tonight, the moon is full, the starry sky is thousands of miles, the 38th Mid-Autumn Festival Mooncake Contest hosted by our sophomore teacher has come to an end, I hope you can still come to participate next year, thank you" After speaking, he got off the stage elegantly and gentlemanly

"By the way, those people on the stage will be disposed of in the same way as before, and they should be clean, you know," the hairpin priest said indifferently

"Yes"

- I'm finally writing the ending, the happy dividing line of wahahaha -

In the evening, the hairpin sacrifice, the deputy head of AN, and Mama Li entered a mysterious tunnel with a few boxes in their hands.

"Glare.... Stare at.... Stare at.... "In the dark passage, the sound of the heel of the shoe colliding with the floor made of white jade echoes, which is extremely strange.

"Lord Priest, where are we going?" Xiao Qinzi, who couldn't stand this weird atmosphere, asked out loud, cauliflower, small pot, and also looked at the back of the hairpin sacrifice.

"Huh? We'll find out later," said the hairpin priest faintly

"Yes"

After walking for a long time, I finally saw a beam of light. It heralds the end of the secret passage....

"It's..." Looking at the palatial palace in front of me, no, it is not so much a palace, it looks more like a woman's boudoir, and there is a warm feeling everywhere. But appearing here makes people feel extremely weird......

"Give me the box," the hairpin priest said suddenly

"Yes," a few people respectfully presented the delicate wooden box they were holding

The hairpin priest solemnly opened the box and took out the contents of the box, which was a monthly pass from the audience...

"Haven't you always been puzzled," said the hairpin priest as he walked

"The meaning of sacrifice is..."

"Didn't I keep saying that today is a mooncake contest sponsored by our sophomore sect...," the hairpin priest said softly

"yes... , it's true, and it's the same word every year," Xiao Qinzi said hesitantly

"Isn't it?!"

"That's right, the annual mooncake contest is organized by our sect leader" The hairpin priest walked to the place where the bed was placed in the bedroom, put the monthly pass in front of the bed, and quietly knelt down on one knee

"That's right, this year finally ushered in the 38th Moon Cake Competition, and completed what the sect leader ordered" Mama Li and AN deputy sect leader walked to the hairpin sacrifice together, and also knelt down on one knee

"That's ......."

"The sun rises in the east, only I am undefeated, Wen becomes a martial artist, dominates the country, and we welcome the return of the sect leader"

On the bed covered by the light veil, a slender figure slowly appeared, the delicate facial features were hidden under the light veil, but the delicate outline could still be vaguely seen, the black hair was draped over the shoulders, naturally hanging down to the bed, making people feel charming, and the slender and slender fingers stretched out from the light veil looked even more brilliant under the illumination of the night pearl.

"Get Up"

~ Predict the details of the future, please YY yourself, Xiao a said that I can only do this, please don't smoke hahaha, how many people have found Xiao a The foreshadowing I buried...... When I was writing about the sect leader, I couldn't hold the blood trough

------ digression------ thank you for writing me so gorgeously

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