All right! It's time to update the text! (What the hell are you going to make trouble・・・・・・・)

1. Why did Ylang become Ylang?

The reason is simple.

・・・・・・・・・・ dragged on for so long that I forgot what the main character was called・・・・・・・・・

2. Check the water meter.

It's the first time I've experienced this kind of thing, and my heart trembles.,But in fact, this chapter was only reviewed for ten minutes and passed.,It feels like a glance at it and it's released.。

Editor (if you're watching), as a red-roots and Miao Hong, the ancestors followed the first generation of rebellion and started the fourth generation of red, the villain has no heart of disobedience, it is the generosity to go to the country, swear to the death to show loyalty. Although I was not fortunate enough to see your honor, I guess it was so handsome that it was angry with the heavens. Evil! I want to know you and live a long life. There are no tombs in the mountains, the rivers are exhausted, the thunder and earthquakes in winter, the rain and snow in summer, the heaven and the earth are combined, and you dare to be with you!

I don't know what to do, and the chrysanthemum is goodbye.

3. Pacific Rim.

Chrysanthemum really has a lot to say about this movie.

But before I begin, allow me to make a brief ad hominem attack.

Jia Xiuyan!!

Believe it or not, I punched a Pegasus Meteor Punch in your face?!!

I'm chasing your ma's bunny!! The gull of the thief you ma!! Even if it's a literal translation, it's "hunter", okay?!! I'm a wanderer of your ma!! Gypsy is gypsy!! Your level is dangerous even for English level 4?!! Can elementary school students clearly distinguish between passive and active!! Is it okay to add an ed after the word to represent the past tense?!! I'm.done. is "I'm not doing it", how big the hell do you have to be to translate it into "I'm dead"?!!

apocalypse -- the destruction of the world, the catastrophe, the end of the world.

It sounds so **, how domineering, how coquettish.

You actually translated it as "the doomsday prophecy in the book of Revelation", and in Uncle Black's most passionate speech, it's so cute・・・・・・

Auntie, I beg you, even if your IQ can't keep up, it doesn't mean that the IQ of the vast majority of moviegoers in China is on the same level as you, okay. Just because you don't understand doesn't mean that ordinary people don't understand. You really use the heart of the mentally retarded to live in the belly of ordinary people.

Your PE teacher is crying!!

Are you the ultimate humanoid weapon invited by the State Administration of Radio, Film and Television to lower the box office of imported films, bastard?!!

Do you know how long I've been waiting for this film?!!

Do you know how much this film means to me?!!

Do you know how many years I've fantasized about one day seeing Hollywood use their state-of-the-art film industry technology to make a movie about people fighting monsters?!!

How many years have you been!!!

You killed a teenager's dream with that careless, ugly face that pretended to be smart, you know?!!

Whew・・Whew・・Whew・・・

Translation is nothing more than being faithful, and it would be great if you could use your talent to add to the cake, but you can't impose your personal feelings on the audience with the mood of play.

I don't see a trace of respect for film, for the profession of translation, or even for herself.

Be a translator! You! No! Let! Own! Personal will! Appears in the movie!!

I can't even do "letter", so I want to skip "Da" and "Ya" and play flower work.

She defended herself by saying that she was out of good intentions and wanted to make the film more "down-to-earth" and "localized".

Do you know what grounding is?

I don't know if she really doesn't understand or if she doesn't understand.

Do you think a piece of rice burger and stuffing a piece of stinky tofu into it can make it more "localized"?!!

Do you think that mixing Wang Laoji into Coke can make Coke more "down-to-earth"?!!

Finally, Jia translated.

Allow me to pay my deepest respects to your eight ancestors.

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So, before commenting on this movie, let's make my position clear.

Chrysanthemums belong to the Ashes die-hard faction.

Let me sort out the arguments of the opposition for you as follows:

1. There is no plot

2. There is no plot

3. There is no plot

4.・・・・・・・・・・・

I just want to say that in fact, this film still has a plot... Before it was destroyed by Jia Translation・・・・・・ I can only say that the plot is a little thin, but the structure is still relatively clear.

Furthermore, I want to say that looking for the brilliance of human nature, character relationships, spiritual growth or something in this film is as boring as looking for rice in a hot pot and IQ in Siniang's book -- it's just a simple, aiming for a very specific group of people, and fighting monsters.

The director knows very well what this specific group of people, including chrysanthemums, needs, and what they want to see in this movie. He knows very well that no man has a ten-year-old boy living in his heart, and what he needs to do is to help this group of viewers fulfill a long-held dream. Instead of writing a rigorous scientific treatise, a literary classic, that makes the audience drowsy.

The 100-meter-tall handsome machine qì man, with its fist, smashed on the monster's face.

For chrysanthemums, this kind of picture already contains the meaning of information beyond the province contained in the picture. For me, who grew up watching radish slices, this punch was a pilgrimage and a religious ritual.

This kind of hardcore fighting to the flesh makes the Transformers trilogy look like a child's play.

In addition to this, its existence itself also gave me a new hope.

Judging from the picture table, it represents that the technology of bringing the story of the second dimension to the third dimension has been completely matured.

The rest is for the investor and whether the director can discern the pearl.

This kind of film really never gets tired of watching.

Men are all teenagers who die!!

4. Make up the progress

Academics are exhausting, and progress is slow. It seems that it is an impossible task to make up one by one.

And the most disgusting thing about the Internet is that if you click on a video screen, there is a chance that "due to copyright issues, this video screen is only for Chinese mainland playing." ”

If you want to find resources, you have to trek through mountains and rivers and experience nine hundred and eighty-one difficulties.

So Chrysanthemum is currently using domestic agents・・・・・・

A wise man once said recently: The firewall is like a besieged city, those on the outside want to enter, and those on the inside want to come out...

Mr. Qian is honest and does not deceive me.

5. People who watch "Witch Mission" are inexplicably happy.

The male protagonist has been scrapped to the point where human beings can't understand it.,It's beyond the critical point where people want to him.,It's reached a point where even I feel poor in words.,I don't know where to start.。 I'm not angry anymore... It's fun to watch・・・・・・

Unlike other serious films that do stupid things and make my IQ struggle, IQ Jun went offline very happily when I watched this film.

The character design is really creative, even if it is a variety of tricks, and the miscellaneous soldiers who appear for no more than ten seconds in each episode have very detailed settings.

The battle in the first episode where the heroine the rabbit was very gorgeous, not only gorgeous, but also quite well done. Have a look at the students who have leisure. Of course, before clicking on it, please seal the IQ first.

6. There are two plans after the end of this book.

1. Black Reef Doujin. (Nine out of nine・・・・・・)

2. Original urban romance. (It's time to push your limits!) ）

7. Putin the Great hanged and blew up!!!

8. Who has the book of the Prosecutor General of Crimea・・・・・・・

9. The EU is a bunch of comics・・・・・・

10. The most experienced girl's blows.・・・The outlook on life suddenly darkened・・・・・・ that's the reason why I broke off with the new some time ago.

My girlfriend is a Uyghur and can speak Uyghur, but I went to a Han school since I was a child, grew up with Han people, my parents are intellectuals, and I have nothing to do with Islam.

Very independent.,Very sensible.,And a girl who is very considerate of others.。

Chrysanthemums are fortunate in three lives.

But because of what happened some time ago, my sister suddenly became hostile to me and even the entire Han people.

In the past, she would never say such things as "you Han people".

Just a few days ago, her American visa was called back. There was no reason, at that time she was even taken to a separate room and asked for more than two hours. It should be that Canada is the stronghold of separatists, and there are not many Uyghurs here, but only a few thousand, and they take it for granted that the girl may have a connection with them.

I was waiting outside, and when she came out, the look on her face that I will never forget for the rest of my life -- the humiliation was extreme, and I couldn't hold back the tears.

The girl had already contacted a school in the United States before, but now she has to give up her studies.

Later, I found out that the US government seemed to be under pressure from the Chinese side in this matter.

It's obviously not my fault, I'm just trying to live like everyone else, and I should do something for a few neurotics, why should I be angry with our whole clan.

That's what she thinks now.

If I stand in her shoes, but my country is not on my side, they are all Chinese, why are they treated differently, I'm afraid I will cry too・・・・・・

But from the perspective of the country, there is actually no better choice, should we shout for you that it is unfair and relax martial law? The various atrocities of the past are still vividly remembered, how can this time bomb be left alone.

Suddenly, I felt that the issue of the clan was a dead knot that could not be untied at all.

My girlfriend is very sensible and will apologize for saying excessive things to me in a moment of excitement. But now it's not the same as before, and I've become what she calls "you・・・・・・

It is still so difficult to achieve understanding between individuals, if it were two famous people・・・・・・

I'm really afraid that it will be used for hundreds of years.

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Sorry, all of a sudden I felt sad.

Chrysanthemum is a type that will never give up, and will definitely do its best to make its own contribution to the great integration of the Chinese nation!!

Long live Jia Translator!!!!