Section 797 Whoever shaves his body hair
For some reason, the young woman felt that she was humiliated, and even a beggar could look down on her, and shouted at Qi Buyang's back: "You stop me!" ”
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The young woman shouted again: "You kind of stop me!" ”
Qi Buyang finally stopped, but he didn't look back.
"I'll give you a job and let you come to my house as a nanny!" The young woman said and rushed to Qi Buyang, and suddenly was a little dizzy and disgusted by the smell on Qi Buyang's body, and immediately regretted it in her heart, am I crazy? I'm nervous.
But just now she was really excited by this homeless man and couldn't swallow this breath.
Qi Buyang smiled: "Miss, I'm joking with you." ”
The young woman said in a deep voice: "Who is joking with you!" Saying that, he turned around proudly, "Follow!" "Finally got a city back.
Qi Buyang was a little confused, is this girl crazy? But where do you know that the arrogant woman can't stand the excitement, you pester her, beg her, but she doesn't bird you.
The young woman soon found that Qi Buyang didn't follow, turned around and saw him standing in place, rushed over angrily, and almost impulsively stretched out her hand to pull Qi Buyang away.
It's just that Qi Buyang is too smelly and sloppy, and she really doesn't have the courage.
Qi Buyang looked at the girl's anxious and angry appearance, unable to advance or retreat, but felt a little pity for her, so he said seriously: "I'm really joking." ”
The young woman pointed at Qi Buyang and said angrily: "I'm not joking with you, you can't go!" If I don't leave, I'll ...... I ......"
Qi Buyang looked at her strangely, only to hear the woman's anxious words: "I...... I said you were insulting to me. ”
Qi Buyang said with a smile: "You can't talk nonsense." ”
The young woman was ruthless, let go, and leaned towards Qi Buyang's body, the thick sour smell immediately penetrated her nose, and she was about to cry, why did she suffer?
Qi Buyang was stunned for a moment, this peach blossom luck was too inexplicable, only to hear the young woman suddenly shout: "Indecent!" What a disrespect! ”
Qi Buyang was startled when he heard this, and hurriedly kept a certain distance from the young woman, but the young woman grabbed his clothes with both hands and didn't let go, and the sun umbrella was gone, and shouted: "Don't want to run!" ”
Qi Buyang raised his hands in surrender and said, "I admit defeat!" ”
Only then did the young woman show a smug smile, "hum", and said contemptuously: "Fight with me, you are still far away." Saying that, he turned around arrogantly: "Follow honestly, I already recognize your face, run away, I will immediately go to the police station to report the case, and see if the police believe me or believe you." ”
Qi Buyang felt that he was really cheap, and he was looking for hardship, and suddenly saw a young woman take out her mobile phone and take a selfie with her body.
Qi Buyang asked, "What are you doing?" ”
The young woman said: "Don't leave any evidence of being insulted by you." As he spoke, he took a few more photos of Qi Buyang's face.
Qi Buyang said with a smile: "I haven't done it at all, where is the evidence." ”
The young woman turned and pointed to the black and dirty clothes on her body, "This is the evidence that you touched me and insulted me." ”
Qi Buyang said with a smile: "You took the initiative to come over and rub it." ”
The young woman asked, "Will the police believe this?" Don't talk about the police, you just ask someone on the street, and if one believes you, I'll let you go. ”
Qi Buyang smiled: "Miss, do you have a problem with your brain, is it appropriate to bully a homeless man like this?"
The young woman shouted: "I have no problem with my brain, I just have obsessive-compulsive disorder, I see that you have a problem with your brain, give you clothes to wear, give you food, and find you a job, you don't want it." ”
Qi Buyang smiled faintly: "Don't eat the food that comes from you." ”
"Yo, I didn't expect you to have a bit of culture, and you can still chew words, did I sigh on you?"
Qi Buyang smiled: "You're sighing, at this moment." ”
The young woman simply said scoundrelly: "I'll just sigh at you, what's the matter." ”
Qi Buyang smiled: "Miss, in fact, I'm not a bum, I just like to be free." ”
The young woman sneered: "Who believes it." ”
Qi Buyang said: "I can prove it." ”
"It's useless for you to prove it, I just don't believe it anyway."
Qi Buyang couldn't smile bitterly, this world is really strange.
Following the young woman to a high-grade brand men's clothing store on the commercial street, the fashionably dressed young woman just walked in, and two waitresses immediately stepped forward to receive her, "Miss, do you want to buy clothes for your boyfriend?" ”
There was nothing wrong with the waiter asking, but the young woman felt very uncomfortable when she heard it.
This is the waiter who saw Qi Buyang walking in, and after saying sorry to the young woman, he came to drive Qi Buyang away, "Go and go, you have to beg for another place, it stinks to death." ”
The young woman suddenly said, "I bought clothes for him." ”
The two waitresses listened, their expressions so surprised.
The young woman said lightly: "I think he is pitiful, can't he?" ”
Qi Buyang smiled, feeling that this was also a life experience that he had never had before.
The young woman bought Qi Buyang five pairs of underwear and two sets of clothes in one go, because it was a domestic brand, and it cost almost a thousand yuan in total.
Then he took a taxi to the house where he lived, a set of three bedrooms and two living rooms full of petty bourgeoisie.
When the young woman saw Qi Buyang just enter the door, she stepped on the floor of her house one after another, and the muscles on her face twitched very uncomfortably, and pushed Qi Buyang into the bathroom as soon as possible, "Wash your body, there can't be a piece of mud." ”
As he spoke, he took out the family medical box again, and said to Qi Buyang, who was taking a bath in the bathroom: "I put the medicine box on the coffee table in the living room, you wash yourself and treat the wound, I will go to work." ”
There is a place to take a bath, Qi Buyang just takes a bath, and he doesn't mean to be a homeless man, but he can be sure that he will definitely become a homeless man again a month later.
Knowing that the young woman had gone to work, Qi Buyang walked out of the bathroom naked without a bath towel, the main thing, I didn't want to use other people's bath towels and towels.
Qi Buyang suddenly stopped and stared at a handsome young man in front of him, the young man was obviously startled, his expression was extremely strange, and then he glanced at the strong and beautiful muscle lines on Qi Buyang's body.
The young man roared angrily, and rushed towards Qi Buyang with a fist.
How did the thief now become so arrogant, burglary, and when he saw that someone was there, he dared to commit murder without running away.
Qi Buyang is naturally unkind, and he repairs this thief, and the thief is naturally not Qi Buyang's opponent, and he has no backhand.
However, he was beaten by Qi Buyang a few times, but he stood up again like crazy and rushed towards Qi Buyang, with a posture of wanting to kill Qi Buyang.
Soon the thief was beaten by Qi Buyang and couldn't stand up, Qi Buyang took the belt on his body, tied his hands, took off his pants and tied his feet, and then threw the man in the corner of the living room, I wanted to call the police, thinking that I was not the owner of the house, and when the police came, he was not easy to explain, so he wanted the young woman to go home and make a decision, always felt that the young woman would be soft-hearted, and finally let the thief go.
Changed into the clothes bought by the young woman, from a homeless man to a serious person, he hadn't shaved for more than a month, his face was full of beard, and his image was still a little sloppy.
After shaving his beard and walking out of the bathroom, the thief breathed a sigh of relief and scolded him in the local dialect.
Although Qi Buyang didn't understand it very well, from the tone of the other party, he knew that the thief's scolding was very ugly.
Qi Buyang didn't scold the thief, he simply tore off a piece of cloth from the clothes he had changed and hadn't washed for more than a month, and plugged the thief's mouth.
As soon as the plug entered, the thief was immediately fainted.
After doing this, Qi Buyang fell asleep on the sofa and waited for the young woman to come home from work.
When it was almost six o'clock, the door opened, and the young woman came home from work, and as soon as she entered the door, she saw a person sleeping on the sofa in the living room, and her boyfriend came back so soon? Didn't you say going on a business trip?
Walking over, the man sleeping on the sofa was not his boyfriend, it was a strange man, and the young woman suddenly screamed in fright, "Who are you?" ”
Qi Buyang was immediately awakened, "Me." ”
The young woman was frightened, "Who are you?" Why are you at my house, you should leave quickly, or I will call the police. ”
Qi Buyang said with a smile: "Didn't you bring me home?" ”
The young woman didn't recognize Qi Buyang who had changed her image at all, and her legs were weak in fright, "I don't know you at all." ”
Qi Buyang secretly wondered in his heart when he heard this: "Which one is this?" Frame? ”
Suddenly I heard a sound of mumping, and looked over towards the sound, this look, my face immediately showed a frightened expression, only to see that my boyfriend was beaten very miserably, his hands and feet were tied, and his mouth was not stuffed, this kind of scene knew what was happening when I thought about it.
The young woman is also clever, she didn't pounce on her boyfriend, but turned around and ran away, planning to call the police, even her boyfriend is not the opponent of this burglar, and she is certainly not an opponent of a weak woman, maybe there is a possibility of humiliation, after all, she looks so good that men have **.
The young woman rushed to the door, not because she was nervous or because of other reasons, but she actually fell.
Qi Buyang looked at her with a strange expression, "What are you doing?" I helped you catch a thief. ”
The young woman was so frightened that she begged: "Big brother, you let us go, you can take away the valuable things in the house, as long as you don't hurt me." ”
Qi Buyang said: "Miss, it's me, bum!" ”
The young woman's expression was stunned when she heard this, and she saw Qi Buyang hurriedly walk into the bathroom and take the dirty clothes she had changed and walked out, and then pointed to the clean clothes on her body, "You bought this dress for me?" ”
The voice was really oh, the young woman stared at Qi Buyang, and stood up in disbelief, "You are the bum?" ”
Qi Buyang said with a smile: "It's not." ”
The young woman was surprised: "How did you become unrecognizable." ”
Qi Buyang said with a smile: "Shaved." ”
The young woman froze a little, "Oh, shaved." Saying that, he looked at Qi Buyang with great surprise and interest, and suddenly laughed, "I didn't expect you to look like a dog, it scared me just now, I thought you were ......" Saying that, he suddenly thought of something and rushed into the bathroom.
Qi Buyang felt inexplicable again, only to see a young woman come out with a razor and ask: "Who told you to use my razor, this is my ...... shaving"
Qi Buyang saw that she wanted to speak and stopped, so he asked: "What are you scraping?" ”
The young woman roared angrily: "Shave the body hair! ”
Suddenly, there was a sound in the corner of the living room, and the young woman remembered the most important thing, her boyfriend was tied up, and immediately rushed over.