The result can be imagined, and he was brought into the bureau as a prostitute. After the explanation was clear and he was let go home, he was beaten by his mother because he didn't go to his aunt's house. The screaming shots that swirled around the alley immediately made the hall almost burst into laughter.

Many people are shaking their heads and laughing at the same time, the plot of the movie is very vulgar, but it is just laughable, because the story is very rustic. When the old people in Beijing saw the familiar alley and was chased and beaten by their mother with a broom, they had a sense of familiarity.

The most important point of comedy is that it is down-to-earth, so shaking out a few more burdens at any time is enough to make the audience laugh with a stomachache. And it's 2001, and without the baptism of many comedies later, the audience's laughter is simply too low. Chen Tiandu has made many adaptations of the film, and any joke thrown out can make people have a long aftertaste, and the laughter can't stop at all.

And for a comedy, it can make people laugh, and the movie is half the battle.

Most of the time, Jun Ji-hyun is beautiful, and she is extremely beautiful, and once she goes crazy, she is so rough that she is unbearable. The next day, she asked Morning Glory to come out on the phone, and after interrogating Morning Glory, she got drunk again, and Morning Glory had to take her back to the hotel for the night again. And so, the two began a wonderful relationship.

After knowing each other for three days, but spending two nights in a hotel, there is no more bizarre relationship than this.

Chen Tiandu's watermelon head is too lethal, even on a college campus, it shouldn't be a dick at all. Holding a copy of Jin Yong's martial arts novel "The Condor Heroes", I read it with relish. The professor writes on the blackboard and takes a roll call.

"Huang Bo."

Chen Tiandu bared his tongue: "Here." ”

"Ning Hao."

Chen Tiandu held his throat: "Yes." ”

"Kong Yiji."

Chen Tiandu said in a sincere voice, imitating triumphantly: "Here!" ”

"Morning Glory ......"

"Didn't the morning glory come?"

Too smug. I almost forgot what I called. Chen Tiandu was taken aback. Immediately come back to it. He quickly regained his normal voice and quickly replied: "It's time to arrive, I'm teaching here......"

"Sun Banglei."

"Ahem" Chen Tiandu swallowed his saliva, and his voice was rough again: "Yes!" ”

This is the campus, is there anything more familiar to the students than this scene, all the students who saw this scene couldn't help laughing, "This guy is too bold." The laughter could not be suppressed.

For the teacher's roll call, everyone has experienced it when they were students. As for Chen Tiandu, who is so crazy that one person helps several people to answer on his behalf, it is simply speechless. You can also see how frustrated he is. Because usually the answer is the most sluggish one in the same dormitory.

Familiarity is still familiarity, the laughter is in life, and it turns out that the love story happens around everyone.

Morning Glory was drowsy in class, but Song Mingxi suddenly broke into the classroom and sat next to him. Immediately, the attention of the students in the classroom was drawn to the past.

"Morning Glory, if you can, raise the child with her." The professor told him he could go. Said the words. The whole classroom burst into laughter, and half of the auditorium was happy. "This girl is so cool!"

"Savage girlfriend" is savage, but not a shrew, and her savagery is sometimes an awe-inspiring righteousness. In addition, the savagery of "Savage Girlfriend" also has a touch of sadness and gorgeous elegance.

Morning Glory wants to change her behavior, but each time the results are unexpected. When she wanted to know how deep the river was, she pushed the morning glory into the river and did not rescue him until he was about to die. At the coffee shop, she asked Morning Glory what he wanted to drink, and after answering Coke, she asked the waiter for two cups of coffee.

When she was taken to the playground late at night to surprise her on her birthday, she was taken hostage by a deserter. This paragraph is really hilarious, especially when the deserter played by Huang Bo comes out.

The two were walking in the park, and her high heels were grinding her feet, so they asked Morning Glory to change her shoes and wear them, and asked Morning Glory to wear her high heels and run in the park.

And when Morning Glory learns that she was hit by a previous relationship, he is determined to heal her scars. Since then, he has enjoyed the joy of love in the days when he was beaten and scolded.

Do you believe that whether you break up or stay together, it is predestined by God? Those who are destined to be together, even if they are separated, will eventually get together. The audience in the auditorium was overwhelmed and completely fascinated by the movie.

"Chen Tiandu is going to succeed again this time." Wang Zhongjun said a little sourly.

"The rise of this guy is really a miracle, if it is placed in the mainland, a newcomer like him who has no qualifications and no power will not be able to rise in any case. Even if someone appreciates his talent, it is impossible to give him the opportunity to be as prosperous as he is now. But he actually bypassed China and went directly to Hollywood......"

But will there be all the best in the world?

Watching the premiere here, there are not only enthusiastic audiences, but also many industry insiders and some celebrities who come here. In their eyes, a movie is not only to see the excitement, but also to see the doorway, and some people come to see the connotation.

"The plot is very vulgar and spoofed, and such things can be made into movies, which is really a waste of eyes. Chen Tiandu is already so famous, his every move has to represent the image of the country, but it is disgusting to use such a thing to lower the grade of Chinese films. An old man who seemed to have been in a high position for a long time couldn't stand it anymore, and kept shaking his head, and several students around him frequently looked sideways at him.

"Spoof, vulgar, with women beating men as a selling point, it is difficult to get into the hall of elegance."

The film gradually enters the second half, and there is a lot of faint warmth in the spoof and roughness. The spoof clips can still make people happy, and when they are emotional, they are really emotional. Song Mingxi wrote a grotesque script outline from time to time, and Chen Tiandu took himself this time. "The Matrix" was spoofed, and the cool Leo was the original, but in this movie he became a waste and needed Jun Ji-hyun to save it. However, it made fans watch the wonderful hacker shootout again. And when it was the turn of martial arts films, Wong Kar-wai's "East Evil and West Poison" was poisoned.

Chen Tiandu plays Leslie Cheung's classic role Ouyang Feng, with long hair and deep meaning, speaking Ouyang Feng's classic lines with deep meaning, which is really amazing. The evil and restrained chic appearance is no worse than my brother's version. And Jun Ji-hyun plays the role of Maggie Cheung, who is much more youthful than Maggie Cheung in white, but fortunately, he is young, has a beautiful face, and is invincible in youth. It's just that the plot came to a sudden reversal at the end, completely subverting the "East Evil and West Poison", this scene made people laugh crazy.

"Ouch mom, my stomach hurts with laughter. I really don't know how the King of Sunglasses will feel when he sees this scene......"

On the 100th anniversary of dating, Song Mingxi suddenly called him.

"When do you think a girl is the most beautiful?"

"When you strip naked." Morning Glory was sleeping in the library, and he received a call in a daze, and he didn't want to answer casually. Everyone in the quiet library was amazed. Classic shots are everywhere, and perhaps every girl has had the same dream. I was playing the piano elegantly, and my boyfriend was holding a rose in his hand and giving it to her in public.

On the familiar subway, the eye-catching "papa" face-slapping scene made the ladies in the audience burst into laughter, and the men also looked sideways. Men wear women's shoes and play childish games of chasing me and running away, which makes people laugh non-stop.

They went on to spend a crazy and romantic 100-day anniversary, and when they sent her back, they immediately encountered the common dilemma of all young men and women in love - her parents did not agree.

And it seems that this enviable and beloved man and woman also suffers from the same problems.

Morning Glory was ordered to warn them not to associate with their daughter again.

How does it take for someone who loves you to let you know? His love for you is so careful that he is afraid that it will alarm your heart, just like Morning Glory thinks, I just want her to be happy.

Some people, you like it, you like it boldly, you like it blatantly, she knows it, she feels it, even if she doesn't like it, you still make a fuss like this. But some people, if you like it, you will hide it very deeply, so that the person does not know how much you pretend to care, but in fact you care so much. I don't care that person forgets your save, but what you care about is what you want to breathe is that person's breath.

Morning Glory just made a more ordinary man, she knew he liked it, but she didn't know it was so strong. In the front, they played and laughed, watching everyone giggle, and all kinds of bridges can make you laugh.

But gradually came to the end, but I couldn't laugh at all.

No matter what the reason, one of her blind dates was because of her parents' arrangement, and then staged the most uncomfortable scene in the play, even if the person who came on the blind date was played by Andy Lau, it was also uncomfortable.

Morning Glory looked at his beloved next to another person, he knew that his mission was coming to an end, "I'm over, I'm free, and then my heart is so uncomfortable", but he didn't want Song Mingxi to be hurt. After Song Mingxi left, Morning Glory said to Andy Lau, he looked at the man she was about to hold hands with and said what she liked, as if he was recalling bits and pieces, and then thinking about all these memories.

Andy Lau on the opposite side listened with relish, as if he was learning from experience.

"First, don't try to make her gentle; Second, don't let her drink more than three glasses of wine, otherwise she will be beaten whenever she meets someone; In cafes, be sure to drink coffee, never drink coke or orange juice; If she hits you, be sure to pretend to be in pain, and if it really hurts, then pretend to be fine; On the hundredth day of your acquaintance, be sure to go to her class and give her a rose, she will like it very much; Be sure to learn fencing, play squash; In addition, you must always be mentally prepared to go to prison; If she says she's going to kill you, don't take it seriously, you'll feel better; If her shoes are uncomfortable, be sure to change them with her. Finally, she loves to write, so encourage her well......"

Before Andy Lau finished speaking, Song Mingxi ran out, running wildly, looking around, looking for that figure. (To be continued......)