Thirty-four - Don't treat girls as stupid, you're bound to suffer
"That's Shirou-kun?"
The brain raced for a moment, and then came to a conclusion in private. In just a moment, a layer of frost was already covered in the beautiful face, Alice Phil first smiled very gently at the girls, and then looked at someone who was still in the arms of Aoko Aosaki, "Although you are the adopted son of Kiritsu, but since you are the adopted son of Kiritsu, it means my son." As a mother, I really need to teach you that you can tell me what is going on?"
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Under Alice Filpi's smiling gaze, even Emiya Shirou, who was the first of the heroes, couldn't help but fight a cold war for a while, and vaguely you could see that Bishamon, who had defected to the enemy back then, descended on the other party.
Oh my God!! Let's just say why I suddenly felt a murderous aura, it turned out that the mother in front of me was angry! In other words, although you kid is not an orthodox god of Shintoism, he has a little bit to do with the gods of Shintoism, right? It's too bad to betray your former teammates and stand on the opposite side to turn the gun against their nominal boss?!!
At this point, it is not allowed to worry about the fact that Aozaki Aoko and the others deliberately opened their eyes and said nonsense just now, and the fact that the bastard military god of Bishamentian did not even have the slightest righteousness. First of all, what he needs to do most is to face and bear the extraordinary anger of his mother who met for the first time! However, this brain, which combines calmness and IQ and can definitely enter the top ten in the world today, has begun to sweat in less than half a quarter of time!
In fact, if you think about it carefully, in this situation of incomprehension, he actually has nothing to say, right?
People who are familiar with Aoko Aozaki and their personalities are easy to say, but his mother Alice Phil is the first time she has seen these girls! How can you tell if the other party is joking or what?
Well, in fact, to be honest, Emiya Shirou himself is not completely unimpressed by the girls who just spoke, after all, they have been together for a long time over the years, although the day and night may be relatively exaggerated, but the amount of time they spend together is really not relatives, but they are more like relatives. In particular, no matter how much he lacks a sense of youth, no matter how much he looks like a wife, no matter how much he looks like a girl, he is still a man, and it is too flattering to say that he is not interested in girls.
Although emotional intelligence has always been a bit of a problem, it is not mentally retarded. You may not be able to notice it for a while, and you may only notice a little bit of it for a year and a half, but for ten years, twenty years, and thirty years, you are all people who live together, even if Emiya Shirou is incorrigible in this regard, he can guess seven to eighty percent, right?
Or once lived and died together when dealing with a strong enemy, almost ran to the ghost door closed, or was involved in boundless troubles and predicaments because of the other party, and the relationship between each other was deeper after solving a qiē problem, or more directly because he had saved the other party and reported directly to Huangquan with half a foot, and the result was that among the few girls who were rooted in this kind of affection here, even if they just looked at themselves, they were all the best choices. Not to mention that most of them have unforgettable experiences and memories with Emiya Shirou, and he is not blind after all, even if he dares to guarantee with his personality Aoko, Aozaki Aoko took the lead in introducing himself, and there was a little bit of bad taste and joking thoughts on the cliff, but at least the people who just opened their eyes and said nonsense, and even some girls who were not here or didn't speak had feelings for him, Emiya Shirou still knew it.
In the audience, except for Alice Phil, there was only one girl in Aozaki Orange, and his relationship with him stopped at confidants and friends, and they also knew each other. Perhaps, in the future, because of Aozaki Aoko, the relationship between the two will change a little, but for each other, the impression of "the other party is their bosom friend in the exploration of the demon path and even in daily life" is dead, and there is no possibility of change if there is no accident.
However, then the problem arises.
Aozaki Aoko, they have affection for him Emiya Shirou, even if there is an element of joking, but the emotion contained in it is very sincere, and there is no comparison with those cheap loves that come together just for profit. On the other hand, he was not uninteresting to them, although he hadn't thought of how to solve the problem yet, but he did realize it.
So, what should he do?
Righteously magnify and point out the jokes, and then ignore the girls' intentions in a desperate way, and simply say, "They're just joking, do you think I'm like that?" Something like that, with the bonus of aura, to convince Alice Phil?
In terms of actual operation, even if you don't need to use psychological hints and words, Emiya Shirou can say with 100% certainty that he can definitely do it, and the least chance of success is definitely a lot, and if there is really a chance of catching up with the language art (pseudo) technique, it is also a sure win.
But the problem is that he can't.
With extreme affection, he sincerely wants to protect an important person as a policy to become stronger, and he has become a person who has become a god himself, and Emiya Shirou attaches great importance to friends, relatives, and even lovers, not to mention himself, even if he exchanges the world for these people, even if he violates his principles and sacrifices a qiē, he will definitely put these people related to him first.
Valuing the other party's emotions is sincere.,The idea of not wanting the other party to be hurt in any way is also true.,Plus Emiya Shirou is originally a gentle person to the bone.,Especially when it comes to people who value him.。
The two ceremonies are now a child on the surface, but in fact they are already adults, needless to say, her IQ is normal, her three views are worry-free, and if she really wants to fight common sense, she can also be regarded as the forefront among the acquaintances of Emiya Shirou, there is no doubt about this.
Although Elquit is arrogant, but naivety does not mean stupidity, what she lacks in sleeping for a long time is common sense, not knowledge, not intelligence, when she is really awake, she can be more careful than most people, not to mention that when Emiya Shirou returned to Fuyuki City to deal with the matter of the Fifth Holy Grail War, she went out alone and toured the world for several years, and her experience and even common sense are no longer comparable to her when she just came out of the Millennium City.
As for Aoko Aosaki, it's even worse. Although she is alive and well on the surface as if she is missing a brain, and often makes people laugh and cry like Elquite, but in fact it is just the embodiment of her frankness and willfulness in the face of the most trusted person, under the experience of leaving Emiya Shirou for so many years, not to mention the strength, on the other hand, her experience, handling things, vision, and even IQ growth can be said to be second to none, if you just look at her current appearance and characterize her as an ordinary beautiful girl high school student, it would be a big mistake, As the second-in-command of the future magician association, she will show her sage side as long as she is in need, and if both parties are serious, she really has to fight her brains, and even Emiya Shirou himself is not sure of victory.
Such three girls will really just say the greeting just now with a mischievous mentality? If there is Yi Ai's share, then Emiya Shirou is extremely certain that this pseudo-dragon god who has nothing to do must be here to add to the chaos! But whether it's a good design, a good trend, or even just a gut feeling, the three girls want to test the reaction from him, and there is no mistake about this, because Emiya Shirou knows that he is really delaying too long compared to normal people in this regard.
Therefore, even if it is only for a moment and a half, if he wants to resolve the crisis at the cost of hurting the other party, it can be inferred that he has to do it as a last resort, and he still can't do this kind of bastard behavior. Not to mention that he knew that this was a complete lie.
But when he confessed his relationship with them, he simply shouted to himself, "These are all my wives, I just want to marry them and be responsible for them to the end!" In addition to a few of them, there are actually a few! Please also mom you do it!" Well, to be honest, Emiya Shirou's cheeks are really not so thick, besides, having feelings for each other and Ming Media getting married are two different things, and the relationship between him Emiya Shirou and these girls has not yet reached this point, at least not yet.
It is not difficult to sort out the essence of the matter, and in the flash of his mind, Emiya Shirou has completely clarified the nature of the matter, and even thought about the impact of different methods, but he lacks a method that can solve the matter in the best of both worlds.
At this time, the first human god in the world was sweating more and more, and Alice Field's gaze became more and more cold, and at the same time, the savior finally arrived.
"Auntie, you really don't know" clarified the matter at a similar speed as Emiya Shirou, but because it was a trouble caused by his sister on a whim, although Aozaki Orange also wanted to know the answer, but he was embarrassed to watch Emiya Shirou accept the death penalty, so he had to leave the opportunity to listen to Emiya Shirou's answer for the next time, and now come forward to help solve it first" Between intimate girls, it is not uncommon to call each other's mother as a mother directly. The greeting just now is nothing more than that in nature. ”
"But Shirou-kun is a boy"
"Look at his appearance, do you look like a man for a minute?" Ignoring the resentful gaze of the parties, Aozaki Orange said vigorously: "Actually, since the meeting, Shirou-kun, she and them are like best friends!"
"But you didn't call me mom with them."
"That's because I know that if I scream like this, auntie who doesn't know the truth, you will definitely tear Shirou-kun on the spot!"
In the end, after glancing at Emiya Shirou and then at Aoko Aozaki next to her, Alice Phil thought seriously for a while before slowly nodding and saying, "It seems to make some sense."
P.S.1: Ahahahahaha, today the author and I came home because the leader said "Look at your thin appearance is worse than my clerical position, can you really do it?", I really know my heart too well!! If it weren't for the fact that I knew that there were a lot of things to do at the school in the future, how could someone like me, who was so weak, go to work in a good way. If you fail, find an easier job again.
P.S.2: Because all the daily life that does not involve the exclusive plot since the third volume has been removed, so in the heroines' roles and character feelings, these places are weak except for Sister Shi (in fact, Sister Shi's side is only a little better), although it will be made up in the future but it has never been now, so the use of this chapter is mainly to clarify the characters and their emotional changes, as for the progress, it doesn't matter.
P.S.3: Because I went to work today, I changed to code words at night, which should not have been the case if it was a normal situation. By the way, tomorrow the author has something to go out, and it will not be broken, but it will also be updated in the evening.
P.S.4: The question of Bishamonten (laughs) can be found in the battle between Bishamonten and the cats (Book 2, Chapter 6) and in some other places (I forgot the specifics, but it should be in Books 1 and 2).