Chapter 1681: The Yurt and the Airport (Two More Flowers, Subscriptions)
Liu Ling smiled: "Haha! I said, Brother Zhang, we can't be a silver wax gun head, right? ”
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"Eldest sister, brother is not a wax gun head, I only know after trying it. You can say this to the eldest sister, brother's spearhead, I dare not say that I am the first in the world, but it is absolutely no problem to dominate in Asia. "A superb beautiful artist is so bold and atmospheric, this product has no scruples to start talking nonsense.
"Of course I believe that." Liu Ling agreed.
"Oh, Sister Liu, why do you say that?" Zhang Zheng asked puzzled.
"What else? Because the brother's yurt is already showing its strength to the world. Liu Ling said after angrily snorting at Zhang Zheng's bottom with her mouth.
Zhang Zheng smiled: "Haha! This guy is always so unproductive, give him a little sunshine and he will shine, give him a little flood and he will flood, give him a grass nest and he will lay eggs, and when he sees a beautiful woman, he will act blindly. ”
"Haha! I said, brother, you, aren't you so funny? Liu Ling, Wang Yumei, Jiang Ping, Wang Ping, Huang Shengnan and others have been so amused by the classic quotations of this goods that they can't straighten their waists, and even Wang Yan can't help but cover her mouth with her little hands and laugh.
"Hey! I said, ladies and gentlemen, are my brother's words so funny? Zhang Zheng said seriously.
"It's not just funny, it's almost funny. Brother Zhang, your serial riddle isn't over yet, right? I still continue to guess the riddle, if this continues, my sister's old mistakes will be made again. Wang Yumei said.
"Well, for the sake of my sister's precious body, let's stop in moderation. There are still two parts of this party riddle, so let's continue, shall we? ”
Liu Ling said: "Mr. Zhang, since there are still riddles, let's say it quickly, I have liked guessing games since I was a child, and you will let my eldest sister have a good time." ”
"I didn't expect that in addition to being a superb beauty artist, Sister Liu is also a knowledgeable female talent, and my brother's admiration for your old man is like the sesame blossom, one section is higher than the other." Zhang Zheng said.
"Hey! I said, Mr. Zhang, do you use colloquialisms like this? People call sesame seeds blooming and getting taller. Besides, am I a beautiful artist? In front of the big witch of Vice Chairman Wang, I can only be regarded as a little witch. ”
"A big house (witch), a hut (witch), brothers and I love the house and the house."
"Hey! I said brother, aren't we too inauthentic? Do you want to take it all? Wang Yumei said with a smile.
Zhang Zheng said: "My brother has this idea, but I don't know what the two sisters think? ”
Liu Ling said: "you, there's nothing to negotiate." ”
Zhang Zheng said: "Then Sister Liu means that she agreed unconditionally." ”
"Hey! I said brother, why did we become kraft candy, and stick to our bodies when we have a chance? Liu Ling said.
Zhang Zheng asked, "What did the old lady mean just now?" ”
Liu Ling emphasized: "I mean, there is nothing to discuss, it is impossible to be loved by you!" ”
Zhang Zheng said: "Sister Liu, it hurts your self-esteem too much, since your old man doesn't let your brother love the house and Wu, then let's continue to guess the riddle." ”
"Of course, hurry up, I'm impatient to wait, sister." Liu Ling rubbed his hands and said.
"Just now Nana found her mother's 'flower' for Mi, and Sister Liu found her father's 'butterfly' for Mi, and now I want to ask, who is Mi's grandmother?"
"Haha! This serial riddle is getting more and more interesting, and it is easiest to make a riddle according to the riddle rules of the first two links. Liu Ling smiled.
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Liu Ling, who was not about to explode into the small universe from a cold perspective, couldn't lose her temper anymore when she thought of the tempting little tent just now. Isn't it? Both places are bulging, and there is indeed a comparison, and people are not wrong.
Zhang Zheng asked, "Sister Liu, do you already know the mystery?" ”
"That's right, sister, I already have a bamboo pole stuck in my chest." Liu Ling said.
"Haha, I said Sister Liu, no wonder our chest is bulging, it turns out that there is a bamboo pole inserted in it? Not to mention, this place is comparable to the brother's tent. ”
"You, haha! I said brother, you are really talented enough, and I wondered, how could you associate this place of my sister with our little tent? ”
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Liu Ling, who was about to explode into the small universe, couldn't lose her temper anymore when she thought of the tempting little tent just now. Isn't it? Both places are bulging, and there is indeed a comparison, and people are not wrong.
Zhang Zheng said with a smile: "One is a pointy yurt, one is a huge airport, one is a mace that wants to be raged, and the other is a big bamboo pole that supports the dome of the terminal building, Sister Liu, do you think I can not connect the two of them?" ”
"Stinky boy, tell me clearly, where does my sister look like an airport here?" Liu Ling said dissatisfied.
Zhang Zheng explained: "Sister Liu, you misunderstood. Brother, the airport I am talking about is the capital airport of Jinghua City, not the Zhangdian Airport of our Jibei City. ”
Liu Ling asked, "Brother Zhang, these are all airports, what's the difference?" ”
Zhang Zheng explained: "Of course it's different. Zhangdian Airport is a flat river, and the terminal building is small and short, and it is of course an insult to use it to describe a woman's breasts. But the several terminal buildings of the Capital Airport are both tall and magnificent, and if you use the Capital Airport to describe women's breasts, it is definitely a high praise for women. ”
"Haha! In order to please women, you can find such a reason, and the old lady has to say, you kid is really good. I'm not going to talk about the airport anymore, let's get back to the book and have our guessing game. Liu Ling smiled.
"Okay. Now that Sister Liu already knows the answer, let's say it quickly. ”
"The answer to this riddle is 'Wonderful Pen'." Liu Ling said.
"Why?"
Liu Ling explained: "You think, Mi's mother is a flower, and Mi's grandmother is of course a flower's mother." You should remember that there is an idiom called 'wonderful pen makes flowers', right? Since it is a flower born by a wonderful pen, the mother of the flower is, of course, a 'wonderful pen'. Since Miaobi is the mother of flowers, the riddle of this riddle comes out, that is, Mi's grandmother is 'Miaobi'. ”
"Smack!"
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Zhang Zheng applauded and sang Dongshan Kuaishu: "Well said, wonderful, Grandma Liu is looking for Grandma for Rice......"
Before Zhang Zheng finished speaking, Liu Ling interrupted him and said: "I said Mr. Zhang, don't bring such a bad person, although I am a little older than you, I will not become the old and dizzy Grandma Liu in the dream of Red Mansions, right?" ”
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"Haha! How can the old-eyed and dizzy Grandma Liu be compared with the flower-like Sister Liu? Actually, Sister Liu is much more powerful than Grandma Liu. Zhang Zheng said with a smile.