Chapter 17: A Thousand Cuts
Xie Xiang's face immediately turned red and his ears turned red.
He suddenly understood that this was a place for guests to eat flowers and wine.
It's no wonder that this place, which is supposed to be a liquor store, doesn't even have a signboard.
The people he saw standing against the window just now were not all women, and some of them might even be beautiful and beautiful.
This strange place is somewhat similar to but different from the brothel, because the brothel never provides male colors, but this kind of place is the sunset and the lonely bird fly together, and the autumn water grows together.
This handsome shopkeeper knew at a glance that he was a long-soaked product, although Li Gang, who was following the Shi brothers and Xie Xiang, looked like he was baring his teeth and twisting his mouth, but he could turn a blind eye, neither expressing curiosity nor greetings.
It was obvious that he knew very well that these people were outlaws, and it was normal to make any kind of chicken claw crazy shape.
The shopkeeper set up the table and stool with his hands and feet, took off the white towel on his shoulder, dusted the bright tabletop on it, and then put out four cleaned tea cups and poured half a cup of fragrant tea for them one by one.
But he smiled ambiguously in his mouth: "Uncle, second master, third master, do you want to call a few girls to marry each other today?" ”
Shi Bingguang held Xie Xiaoyu, who was as handsome as a beautiful jade and a graceful body like Pan An, almost reluctant to let go, and almost didn't have that heavy mouth to sniff Xie Xiangruyu's cheek.
Xie Xiang was very controlling, unhurriedly, and in his heart, he broke the corpse of this thief into thousands of pieces, divided the body of the five horses, and cut it hundreds of times.
Fortunately, Shi Bingguang was still a little hindered by his second child, who was already scratching his ears and cheeks, and when he saw Xiao Er set up the table and stool, he had to help Xie Xiang to a stool and sit down with some reluctance, and his mouth was very affectionate: "Please please, little brother, please sit down." ”
Xie Xiang was steady, hugged his fists and thanked him, and then sat down firmly, raised his eyes slowly, his eyes kept roaming the faces of the two Shi brothers, and he couldn't stop seeing the Xie brothers' hearts bloom.
They were full of itchy hearts, seeing that Xie Xiang was such a handsome face and a graceful little descendant, although they were forced to be useful, look at the meaning, it was clear that they were willing to push it halfway.
Wonderful, hey, hey, hey!
These two people were originally good and evil people who wandered the rivers and lakes all the year round, and the brothers relied on some kung fu on their bodies, which coincided with this troubled era of soldiers and horses.
Under normal circumstances, they are Jiangyang thieves who are good at killing people in the dark of the moon and easy to set fire to the night wind, and when they get money, they sleep in the willows and gamble wildly, and when their heads are kicked by a donkey, they will occasionally do some acts of robbing the rich and helping the poor, and make a cameo appearance as a chivalrous and righteous person.
However, the chances of them being kicked in the head by a donkey are always slim.
Now wandering to Wuzhou City, I met Li Gang, the brother of the second aunt of the Li Mansion, and the three of them hit it off with the same smell, and they actually learned the three alliances in Taoyuan, and worshiped the brothers.
However, the Shi brothers actually looked down on Li Gang, who was a three-legged cat of martial arts, and Li Gang also knew that these two brothers were no less than two hungry tigers, so they could only coax them, which was absolutely unbearable.
Because he befriended the two brothers not just to see them kill people and set fires neatly, eat, drink, prostitute and gamble well, he wanted to use their ferocity to help him do something that he had been planning for many years.
At this moment, Xie Xiang is no different from abalone that has been fried repeatedly on a hot pan, but the skill he has always practiced is to be quiet, even if he is already sitting in the crater that will erupt in an instant.
It's just that he is thinking about it in his heart, it seems that if he wants to escape today, he has to push the boat down the water and see the wind, so that the rudder skin does not laugh, and the rudder does not laugh, and the snake and even the beautiful man plan will be calculated......
Eighteen kinds of tricks were used randomly.
Regardless of conspiracy or conspiracy, the master must make you understand an indisputable fact: this face is not for you bastards to eat tofu with the eyes!!
The shopkeeper looked more familiar with Li Gang, and said flatteringly: "Uncle Li, why don't you call a little one to serve you with our shopkeeper today?" ”
Li Gang's expression was distorted and he scolded: "Go, go, first pick up some edible wine, meat, fruits and vegetables and send them over, your sloppy portal, my lord is not interested today, your lord and I are not happy to drink wine in Piaoxiang Pavilion...... Oh, eight lambs, don't let me meet those two little eight lambs again. ”
The shopkeeper didn't care, and his face was shameless; He smiled and nodded in agreement: "Don't worry, the three masters are all high-quality fruits and vegetables, and the newly arrived eighteen-year-old daughter is red, and it will be available in a while." ”
Shi Bingguang laughed and said: "Li Laosan, you can't steal chickens and rice, but ...... I don't know why Piaoxiang Pavilion is serving brother, are you uncomfortable? ”
While he laughed, he sat down next to Xie Xiang with a dead face, and the stench from his mouth almost didn't faint the clean Xie Gongzi.
Seeing this, Shi Bingwen honestly and unceremoniously sat on the other side of Xie Xiang, and the two of them held Xie Xiang hostage like two vicious wolves looking at a hare that would suddenly jump away.
Xie Xiang hated the poison in his heart, but he didn't even have the strength to tear off a honeysuckle, so he had to "sit back" and "enjoy" me as a fish and a man.
Thinking about it, the people who were robbed in ancient times were just like Xie Xiaoyu at this time.
Li Gang casually picked a stool to sit down, and snorted in his mouth: "Hmph, that slut took my sister's property to make her concubine comfortable, a Piaoxiang Pavilion doesn't know how much silver was pasted on my sister-in-law's house, today is his luck...... Sooner or later, one day, uncle, I will beat him up to see what he uses to please the **. ”
Shi Bingwen said with a smile: "Third brother, this is your mistake, your sister-in-law is going to die, he is willing to put silver on his own and ask his little wife to raise a man, what is the matter with your surname Li?" It's unreasonable, it's unreasonable...... Tut-tut, that's eighty percent of you yourself thinking about that little, right? ”
Li Gang said angrily: "The second brother is so boring, he didn't say that he helped me, but made fun of me...... My sister-in-law died in the main room, and it stands to reason that the second wife should be the master of the house, where is the turn to get that ** to eat inside and out to steal people and raise Han? ”
As he spoke, Xie Xiang rolled his eyes and saw that the shopkeeper hurriedly walked out, obviously preparing dishes and drinks.
But the strange thing is that after the shopkeeper went out, he didn't see anything sent in for a long time.
Here Shi Bingguang's dishonesty involuntarily extended from his eyes to his two hands, and he didn't care what Li Gang and Shi Bingwen were arguing about, he stretched out a hand to caress Xie Xiang's hairpin, and said with a foolish smile: "Xiao Xiang'er, is it okay for my brother to change hairpins with you?" ”
As he spoke, he went to pull out the golden hairpin on his own head, Xie Xiang's head tilted slightly, trying to avoid Shi Bingguang's outstretched hand, looking at Shi Bingguang's ugly appearance, his heart couldn't stop being full of anger.
But what kind of skill Shi Bingguang is, the hairpin on Xie Xiang's head was pulled up by him in an instant, Xie Xiang was suddenly ripped off his long hair, and he became a pretty man with all kinds of charms.
At this moment, Xie Xiaoyu only hated that he didn't have Jiang Yuhan's fist and foot skills, otherwise he would have made this Shi Bingwen, who should have broken his corpse ten thousand pieces, full of peach blossoms.
Then, tell him why the flowers are so red?
Not only was Shi Bingguang stupid, but Li Gang, who was arguing with Shi Bingwen, couldn't help but hit the table with his hand and sighed: "Wonderful, wonderful, the two brothers have good eyes, they are really stunning, and the top cards in Luofang Courtyard are compared!" ”
Xie Xiang only felt that his heart was full of ghosts, but he knew that he was a sheep at this time, even if he couldn't have illusions, he couldn't be arrogant.
Such shameless and obscene people, bandits who insist on fighting with open fire, don't expect to recite a passage of Lao Tzu's Tao Te Ching or sing a legendary "Three Hundred Children's Songs" to him, and they will be influenced to immediately abandon evil and follow good, and weep bitterly.
You don't want to threaten and intimidate them with any language on the tip of the Gundam, hoping that they will beg for mercy, he is like a piece of fat in their mouths in their eyes, and if they can spit out their bones, they will already be a bodhisattva manifestation.
Again, unless he has the fist to knock them down, or transform into Ultraman's magic weapon.
The ruthless reality tells him that he has nothing but a weak teenager who has no power to restrain his hands.
It's useless to be a scholar, the ancients don't deceive me!
Therefore, Xie Xiang pulled the long hair that hung down to his eyes and smiled at them calmly.
Shi Bingguang immediately felt half full.
He held the hairpin on Xie Xiang's head with one hand and inserted it into his bun, and laughed in a low voice: "Come, can the uncle tie it for you?" ”
pounced and wanted to hug Xie Xiang.
"Slow ......"
Xie Xiang stood up and said sharply.
Shi Bingguang, who was full of surging excitement, was stunned for a moment, and Xie Xiang immediately smiled softly: "No wine, no food, no songs, no songs, so it's boring." ”
Shi Bingguang, who was on the rise, asked dissatisfiedly: "Do you still know how to sing?" ”
Xie Xiang smiled: "I don't know how to sing songs, but how about I can play a song for the three masters to help the wine?" ”
Listening to Xie Xiang Qingyue's voice, Shi Bingguang felt that he was simply coquettish to them, and even his eyes were lost.
Shi Bingguang saw that Shi Bingwen took advantage of him and Li Gang to talk, and first pulled out the hairpin on Xie Xiang's head, and was full of discomfort, when he heard Xie Xiang say this, he quickly echoed: "Yes, yes, Xiao Xiang'er is right, let's make an exception today, ask them to serve some fruits, vegetables, wine and vegetables first, and we will have a good time while eating wine." ”
In the past, he didn't dare to eat his eldest brother's vinegar, but today this person named Xie Xiangerlang is too handsome and sultry, so he can't help but be jealous.
Li Gang is very self-aware, and he knows that if he doesn't wait for the Shi brothers to eat and drink, he won't be able to take his turn. Then he pushed the boat down the river and said: "The second brother is reasonable, and the white-eyed and red-eyed ones are not interesting, it is better to be half-drunk and half-awake to have twelve points of happiness." ”
Xie Xiang gritted his steel teeth in his heart, but he didn't dare to show any unhappiness on his face.
I only heard Shi Bingwen shouting outside the door: "Come on! ”
Immediately, a strong man dressed in rough clothes responded to the call, bowed down and said, "Master, you command." ”