Chapter 1085: Auntie is the leader of the family
Zhang Zheng said: "Auntie, I'm afraid that I will fall when I hold them in my hands, and I am afraid that they will melt in my mouth, how can I hurt them." Besides, I'm still shaving my head and picking my head hot, and I don't know what Sister Da Yu and Senior Sister mean. However, I've never liked overlords to bow hard, and I'll respect their personal opinions. ”
"Haha! I said Xiao Zheng, this saying 'holding it in your hand for fear of falling, holding it in your mouth for fear of melting' seems to be used to describe the elders' doting on juniors, right? Liu Shiying asked with a smile.
"Actually, this sentence is also very suitable for lovers, you don't see, when you are in love, your boyfriend hurts her girlfriend, loves him, and spoils him, and that groveling, flattering look, compared to the doting of the elders on the juniors, it is definitely not as good as it." Zhang Zheng said.
"Why don't I feel this way, you kid doesn't seem to have been like this, right?" Lu Dayu said to Zhang Zheng.
"Wouldn't it? I've heard people say that behind Sister Lu, there is often a group of suitors, and I have also heard that there is not a train of love letters and flowers that Sister Lu receives, but also a few trucks, right? ”
"It's pure nonsense, how can there be a regiment? At most one company. Also, there are not so many courtship letters and flowers, at most a truckload. However, I wondered, how did you little boy know? Lu Dayu asked puzzled.
"Sister Lu, don't you know that my brother is known as Zhang Banxian?"
"Haha! I said Xiao Zheng, when did you become Zhang Banxian? Lu Zhenxiang asked with a smile.
"Where is the kid Zhang Banxian, just to tease them. As the saying goes, smile, ten years young, the first time the kid came to the house, he replaced the wine with laughter, and wished you two elders a long life and a long life. ”
"Haha, you kid is really a superb, this toast is so novel, okay, your aunt and I thank you." Lu Zhenxiang said.
Liu Shiying continued: "The arrival of Xiao Zhang has brought a new atmosphere and new changes to our family, not only more laughter, but also a lot of changes in people's mental outlook. Xiao Yu's personality is much more lively than before, and Sister-in-law Zhang will also learn and use it, especially Lao Lu, who is much more humorous than before. Now the atmosphere at home is more lively and harmonious, I said Xiao Zhang, you have to come more in the future. ”
"I listen to Auntie. At home, you are always the leader, we including the secretary are your little soldiers, where you always point, we will fight, whoever wants to disobey your old man's command, I will clean him up for you. After Zhang Zheng finished speaking, he squinted at Lu Zhenxiang, who was eating.
"Stinky boy, what are you doing with me?" Secretary Li said.
"Your old man doesn't look at me, how do you know that I look at you?"
"I said stinky boy, don't you see that our family is a family of yin and yang? If we want to change this, we have to work together. Lu Zhenxiang said to Zhang Zheng.
"Forget it, I'm happy to live in this flowery, prosperous and declining family. Here, I swear to resolutely support the line, principles and policies formulated by Aunt Liu, and closely surround the center of the home with Aunt Liu as the core. As long as I live, our family will not be peacefully evolved and changed color. Zhang Zheng said.
"Smack!" Zhang Zheng's bold words immediately won bursts of applause from several ladies.
"Haha, good boy, domineering. However, it seems inappropriate for you to compare me to the leader of the central government. Liu Shiying said with a smile.
"What's inappropriate, isn't it all one head, one body? If you provide a stage for your elderly, maybe you can do it better than anyone else. Even when Wu Zetian met your old man, he had to retreat and take a detour. Zhang Zheng began to pat Liu Shiying's ass.
"you, how can I compare with Emperor Wu Zetian?"
"Why can't it be compared? In the eyes of the kid, the beauty and sexiness of the aunt, no, it should be beauty and temperament, thousands of times stronger than the old witch Wu Zetian. ”
"Haha! You kid can be fooling around, but Auntie is very comfortable to listen to. Liu Shiying said with a smile.
"Stinky boy, I know that your kid has excellent martial arts, but I didn't expect your kung fu to be the pinnacle. You kid have to remember for me, don't listen to the old man, suffer in front of you, when you kid kneel on the washboard and are bullied, don't come to me for help. Lu Zhenxiang said.
"I said, old Lu Tou, are you slandering your daughter like this? When have I ever been so sinister? Besides, do we have a washboard at home? Lu Dayu said dissatisfied.
"If you don't have a washboard, won't you buy it?" Lu Zhenxiang said.
"It's okay, when I'm practicing, I've even knelt on the nail board and lie down on the nail bed, are you still afraid of any washboard, it's a piece of cake, it's just tickling." Zhang Zhengle said.
"That's all you kid is doing? Since you are broken and broken, you are unwilling to grow, and you are incorrigible, and the old man has no way to help you. Lu Zhenxiang pretended to be helpless and said.