"Uncle Zhang, don't be surprised, we were also troubled by that monster. You need to help us this time, there is a monkey to deal with us. Gao Jindao. He was now completely involved in the play, because he guessed that the old man might have been changed by Gler, and he had no scruples about speaking.

Zhao Chen was a little embarrassed, smirked twice, and said, "Uncle Zhang, I don't know Mount Tai with my eyes, don't be surprised by you." I'll tell you all about the specifics, it's like this......"

So, Zhao Chen briefly recounted what happened in the morning, and finally said that the two of them had now offended a monkey that looked like Monkey King, and the monster threatened to kill the two. Now, I hope Uncle Zhang can take action and help the two deal with that monster.

After listening to Zhao Chen's story, Old Man Zhang did not show any abnormal expression, but was very calm. He pondered for a moment and sighed, "This matter is indeed a bit tricky, but it is not impossible. There is a way to restrain the nature of things, since it is a monkey, there will also be a monkey's problem. ”

"What's wrong with the monkeys?" Gao Jin and Zhao Chen asked almost at the same time.

"Hehe, yes. Monkeys eat bananas, you go to the front village to see if there are any bananas and fruits, and buy as many as you want. Then, get some big light bulbs. Monsters are afraid of light, and the brighter the light, the more afraid it is. "Old man Zhang said it like a person, really like a master in the world.

Zhao Chen was a little unconvinced, and said, "That monkey eats meat, I'm afraid it's not easy to get a few bananas to get rid of it." And no matter how bright this light bulb is, it can't compare to the sun, I'm afraid it won't do anything, right? ”

"Hey, boy, believe it or not. Anyway, your fate is your own, and it's up to you whether you go or not. But don't regret not listening to the old man when the time comes. Old man Zhang said.

Gao Jin was thinking in his heart, and he didn't know what kind of medicine was sold in this old man's gourd. But seeing that he said it as if it was true, I felt that it was better to believe it than not to believe it. And I also think that maybe this is Gler's arrangement, let's listen to the old man's words and make some preparations first.

So, Gao Jin said: "Zhao Chen, since we are here, let's listen to Uncle Zhang." Otherwise, what better way can you do it? ”

Zhao Chen shook his head, he really didn't have any better ideas. Then, the two obeyed Old Man Zhang's instructions and went to a nearby village to buy fruit bulbs.

Although the village is connected by road, it is located in the middle of nowhere, and there are only five or six hundred people in the village. Zhao Chen directly found the village chief and revealed the identity of the policeman. It is said that it is performing a special task that requires the purchase of a large amount of fruit and high-power light bulbs. The more the merrier, the price is not a problem. However, it is necessary to be fast, preferably within an hour.

The village chief is a college student village official who went to the countryside to exercise, and he has also seen the world. He carefully checked Zhao Chen's certificate and confirmed that it was a real police officer card. So he contacted the village cooperative and several farmers, worked for more than half an hour, and brought two baskets of whole bunches of bananas from the field to Zhao Chen.

Gao Jin saw that these bananas were still a little green, so he casually asked why they were not ripe. The village chief explained that the season has not yet arrived, and these are still specially selected by the villagers, which are nine ripe enough, and as long as they are put for two or three days, they will naturally ripen and turn yellow.

As for the high-power light bulbs that Zhao Chen needed, he only got two 160-watt ones from the cooperative. The village chief said that these two are still the goods at the bottom of the box, and no one in the village uses such a high-power bulb now. Every household is using energy-saving lamps, which are more environmentally friendly and save electricity.

Zhao Chen saw that there were only two light bulbs, which was a little too little. But there is no other way, such as today, it is getting late, but there is no time to go to other places to purchase, so I have to accept it.

At the end of the checkout, Zhao Chen and Gao Jin took out almost all the money on their bodies. The village chief was not greedy for money, but just accepted two hundred yuan with a smile, and refused to ask for anything more. In the end, he also asked the two of them to come to play next time they were free, and he wanted to take the two of them around for a while.

Leave the village and drive back to the Land Temple. Gao Jin looked at the two baskets of bananas in the carriage and said a little depressedly: "I'm afraid these things really can't fool that monkey, right?" ”

"It's all on this, complaining about a hairy use? Anyway, now that I'm out of the way, if I can't beat it, I'll hit my head to death immediately, and don't let the monkey eat it. Zhao Chen gritted his teeth and said. It really feels like there is a kind of momentum before Jing Ke went to assassinate the King of Qin - once the strong man is gone, he will not return.

Gao Jin shook his head and said nothing more.

After a short time, the two returned to the Land Temple and moved their things into the temple. Old man Zhang looked at the half-ripe bananas in the basket and said, "That's all?" I'm afraid it's not enough to eat. Alas, it doesn't matter, it's as long as you can last. ”

"What are we going to do with these two light bulbs? Do you have wires here? Zhao Chen took out two large light bulbs and asked, "Where do you want to install them?" ”

"Only two?" Old man Zhang looked at the light bulb and muttered, "How is this enough." He stretched out his hand and scratched his head, thought for a while, and then said, "Forget it, put these two in the main hall." The number is too small, so I can only carry out a surprise attack, and see if I can scare it away when the time comes. ”

"Scare it away?" Gao Jinda was surprised.

Old man Zhang glanced at Gao Jin and asked, "Otherwise, what do you think?" What's the use of just two bulbs? Didn't you ask you to find more? I went for a long time, and I only got two back. ”

Gao Jin said depressedly: "Energy-saving lamps are now used in people's villages, these two are still out of print, and there will be no more in the future." ”

Old man Zhang asked the two of them to replace the two small light bulbs originally used for lighting in the main hall with large bulbs. Then he took out a stack of newspapers from his room, rolled them into cylinders, put them on top of the light bulbs, and wrapped them with duct tape. Then, two light bulbs were fixed to the two doors on the left and right sides of the main hall.

The two saw that the old man was arranging things in a good manner, but they didn't see anything famous. Zhao Chen was the first to ask. I want the old man to answer. Old man Zhang glanced at Zhao Chen with disdain, pointed to the patio, and said, "If you stand in that place, I will tell you what's going on." ”

Zhao Chen was a little puzzled, but he still walked into the patio as he said. He came to a place seven or eight steps away from the main hall, looked back at the old man, and asked, "Is this it?" ”

"Yes." Old man Zhang said and stretched out his right hand behind the right door panel. Suddenly, two light bulbs lit up, but only for less than a second, and then went out again.

"How? You know what it's like, right? Old man Zhang asked.

Zhao Chen rubbed his eyes and almost burst out foul mouth. I was caught off guard just now, and my eyes were almost blinded. However, he still understood the old man's intentions, and said stupidly: "Okay, you are ruthless." I'm convinced. ”

It turned out that the old man Zhang had pressed the switch hidden behind the door just now and lit the two light bulbs. As a result, the light from the light bulb was focused on Zhao Chen's head, shaking him so that he was almost blind. Fortunately, Old Man Zhang quickly turned off the switch, otherwise, the consequences would be very strict.

Although Zhao Chen was not very happy, he also felt that this trick seemed to be good for dealing with the monkey, so he didn't say anything. However, Gao Jin was quite ignorant, and made fun of him a few times, but naturally he didn't get a good word.

The two of them obeyed Old Man Zhang's instructions and arranged the land temple so that there were bananas everywhere. Especially with the two largest strings on the focal point of the bulb. Old man Zhang asked the two of them about the height of the monkey. Then he adjusted it repeatedly to make sure that the monkey's head was illuminated by the light.

Despite the long days in summer, the red sun is sinking in the west and the sky is getting darker. Yiqiē has already been set up, waiting for the monkey to come to the door.

Old man Zhang cooked, Zhao Chen took out the previous box of beer, and the three of them ate and drank on the stone table. Don't look at Old Man Zhang's thin appearance, drinking is really unambiguous. At first, Zhao Chen felt that he was very bold, and he persuaded him to drink again and again. But gradually I realized that something was wrong, but it was too late, and Old Man Zhang was actually drunk.

Looking at the old man who was paralyzed on the ground, Zhao Chen couldn't help crying without tears, and Gao Jin was also a little crazy. This can be regarded as a complete mess, now that the old man looks like this, what do you say to help? Also a little bit of a favor. The two men had to help the old man into his room and let him lie on his side on the bed.

Back at the stone table under the banyan tree, both of them were a little depressed.

"Gao Jin, this old man is too unreliable, I think he was deliberately drunk." Zhao Chen said angrily. Then, he drank the wine in one gulp.

Gao Jin shook his head and smiled bitterly, and said: "Actually, it's no wonder that he is, you see that he is so old, I don't think it's easy, forget it." Wait a minute, let's delay as much as possible, as long as it drags on until midnight, my phone can be used again. When the time comes, give the monkey a little bit, so that it can't eat and walk around. ”

"Looks like that's all there is to it, and hopefully this mess will fool the monkey. By the way, I said, what's going on with your phone? I haven't seen you charge or anything, so don't you stop cooking then, right? Zhao Chen asked.

Gao Jin didn't know what to say for a while, so he had to pick up the wine glass and take a sip. The thought in his mind was quick, and he soon had an idea, and then he flickered: "I don't know what the reason is, this mobile phone was also given by one of my elders, and it has always been like this since it came into my hands." ”

He didn't think it was a lie, and the pistol and the jade plate were indeed given by Glare. As for saying that she is an elder, this must also be correct. Immortals, although they look young, they don't know how old they are. Therefore, he did not feel the pressure to lie, and it felt very natural.

Zhao Chen nodded and didn't ask any more. He took out his talisman jade card and said, "I don't know if this jade card can deal with the monkey's demon method, if it can work, it can save a lot of trouble." ”