Chapter 685: Purely Self-Inflicted Death
I forgot to look at the face of **oss in a moment of excitement, and I reflexively wanted to repeat the old trick of forcibly dishing vegetables.
“…… I really don't eat it! After Duan **oss was frightened, his entire upper body instinctively leaned back, and he just wanted to avoid it quickly.
His action itself is actually nothing, and normal people will have this subconscious escape reaction when they encounter something they don't like.
Oss had had similar evasive behaviors on other occasions, so he didn't think anything was going to be wrong at all.
But today is very sad, and an accident happened!
The next second when he just raised his head and leaned back, his whole body suddenly lost his balance and fell straight backwards!
- it! He forgot that it was the kind of bench that was common in the countryside that sat under his ass, not the fancy dining chair with the back of his house!
What's more, there's nothing to borrow from behind this!
His sudden shift of center of gravity so drastically was purely his own death!
Seeing that **OSS is about to stage a trouble, everyone is shocked!
Especially Enron, she almost called out the three big characters of Xiao Chenchen!
"Brother Chen! Watch out! ”
In the crisis, Ouyang Xuan's dog leg reacted quickly!
said that it was too late, then it was too late, but I saw him turn sideways extremely quickly, and reached out in time to grab the shoulder of **oss!
This demon's skills are as clean and beautiful as his baby face!
The frightened **oss, after almost smashing Mother Earth and being taken into Ouyang Xuan's arms, finally escaped by luck!
"It's dangerous! Scared the hell out of me! An Ran immediately breathed a sigh of relief!
Alas! **OSS is also too careless! It's actually a dining chair that can be backed up!
Ouyang Xuan grabbed Duan **oss's shoulder, kindly helped him to sit down again, and casually teased: "Brother Chen, have you drunk too much, or have you eaten and drunk enough, and you miss my warm embrace?" ”
"Get out! I just accidentally misjudged! Duan **oss's face was quite embarrassed, and he raised his hand and shook off Ouyang Xuan's arm.
After the little heart was in danger, Jun Mian couldn't help but gradually become a little annoyed, and then gritted his teeth and looked down at the fart ~ under the thigh, the bench that was only three inches wide.
- The next Olympics! Didn't he tell Ouyang Xuan a long time ago that he wanted to replace all the old things here!
But this guy, why did he leave all these antique furniture that should have entered the museum!
“…… Ahh ”
Ouyang Xuan happened to follow his line of sight and looked at the stool, and suddenly sneezed unsuspectingly.
After raising his hand and rubbing his nose, he seemed to understand and explained: "I was going to replace all these old furniture, but Grandpa Chen said that these things have been with him for most of his life, and they can still be used now, so it would be a pity to throw them away, so I respected his opinion and did not replace them with dining chairs." ”
Duan **oss pupils narrowed slightly, gritted his teeth depressedly and whispered: "Don't you think this kind of stool is too hard, and it is far less uncomfortable to sit on than the dining chair!" ”
"It's alright! I think it feels good, it's quite nostalgic! Ouyang Xuan shifted his position sideways, looked at the bench with clear wood grain, and smiled appreciatively: "Look, this is still made of pine wood, and the texture is very beautiful!" ”
Duan **oss glared at Ouyang Xuan hatefully, and didn't answer again.
Nima! Also pine wood, the texture is beautiful! It wasn't he who dared to be embarrassed just now, that's why he is talking cool here!
If he hits the ground on the back of his head, see if he still has this nostalgia!