"Up!" Qiu Yebai narrowed his eyes slightly, shook the rope in his hand suddenly, and instantly dragged the monk with his head down wet!

"Boom!" A drenched monk lay down on a boat.

Although Zhou Yu hated this guy, since it was his own master who kept this monk and was still useful, a pair of peach blossom eyes suddenly glared angrily at Yin Chuan Gong on the other side.

Although Yin Chuan was wearing a hat that covered half of his face, he was keenly aware of the hoarse and ugly voice and sneered: "Stinky boy, what do you see, this time it wasn't the old man who did it!" ”

Zhou Yutao's eyes were full of ridicule: "It's not you ......." ”

"Zhou Yu, this matter really has nothing to do with Yinchuan Gong, Yinchuan Gong has always been the most obedient to the rules he set, and he will never do it again to those who escaped from the ascension to heaven!" Autumn Leaf Bai coldly interrupted Zhou Yu's questioning and sat down on the side of the boat.

She is a human being, not a god, just carrying two big men and a big bag of meat food, such a thing that has been extremely draining on internal force to maintain in mid-air for so long, and now this monk doesn't know what happened and fell into the water again, and he had to spend his strength to drag him up, which was really tiring.

Zhou Yu looked at Qiu Yebai's appearance, although he didn't have any outward fatigue, but he could still see a trace of fatigue in his eyes, so he said with some hesitation: "My lord, in fact, why don't you tell your subordinates, although your subordinates are not talented, they can also help you." ”

"Boom...... ....... Yin Chuan Gong suddenly burst out laughing, and there was undisguised contempt in the ugly laughter: "Even with your third-rate skills, you want to get out of the old man's Styx, but it's that ......." ”

Yin Chuangong's gaze fell on the monk who was drenched and fell on the boat, and his gloomy gaze stopped, and then he retracted what he was about to say as if nothing had happened.

How can a stupid monk who will fall into the water be a master?

How could Zhou Yu endure being so blatantly despised but when he was glaring at Yin Chuan Gong fiercely and wanted to ridicule him back, he looked at the exhaustion in Qiu Yebai's eyes, so he swallowed his words back, and his heart was inexplicably astringent.

Yes, in fact, he himself knows, like an adult, a master who can stay in mid-air like a bird for a quarter of an hour can't do it at all, the adult's cultivation is extraordinary, and what he knows is just some three-legged cat kung fu, how dare he say that he can help an adult?

"Let's see what's wrong with this guy and why he fell into the water!" Akiba Bai leaned against the side of the boat, one hand lazily resting on his long bent legs, and commanded.

This monk is a little strange, he didn't fall into the water for a long time, he shouldn't be choked, how could he be in a coma for so long, don't be terminally ill and die soon!

Zhou Yu nodded, and immediately went over to check, but he touched the monk's chest, probed the other party's pupils again, pushed the monk twice, and then turned his head a little strange and uneasy and whispered: "My lord, although this person's breathing is very slow, it is quite stable, but I can't see what is the reason why he is unconscious!" ”

Hearing this, Qiu Yebai raised his eyebrows slightly: "Isn't there really any disease, or some poison?" ”

Yin Chuan Gong shook his head, and said dryly and contemptuously: "Useless things, old man come and see!" ”

After that, he jumped to Zhou Yu's side on tiptoe, Zhou Yu only felt that there was a flower in front of him, he had been pushed by a withered claw, and he was pushed away lightly, he sat on the ground with his buttocks, and stared at the stiff back of Yin Chuan Gong angrily.

Yin Chuan Gong probed for a while and shook his head.

Qiu Yebai looked at Yin Chuan Gong's expression: "Yin Chuan Gong, seeing that your expression is strange, this monk will not really have any ......." ”

Her voice fell, and Yin Chuangong's voice became more and more strange when she listened: "No, it doesn't look like it's poisoned, although the pulse is a little weirdly slippery, but it doesn't look like the cause of the coma, but it looks like ......." ”

Zhou Yu and Qiu Yebai subconsciously asked in unison, "What is the inverted image?" ”

Yin Chuan Gong sighed: "It seems to be asleep." ”

Zhou Yu: "What...... Sleep, asleep? ”

Yin Chuan Gong nodded, his expression was very subtle: "Well, I fell into the water just now because I fell asleep." ”

Zhou Yu: "....... ”

Akiba Bai: "......." ”

There was a strange atmosphere of silence on the boat.

Everyone doesn't know what to say about such a strange flower that can fall asleep in such a thrilling situation, just fall asleep, and fall into the water.

After a while, Autumn Leaf White glanced at the person lying on the ground: "Does that mean he's still sleeping now?" ”

Yin Chuan Gong originally wanted to speak, but the next moment, the person lying on the ground suddenly turned over, stretched out his hand and scratched around for a while, and then under the treacherous gaze of everyone, he touched a Zhou Yu's foot, and then ......

Naturally, he elegantly pillowed his head on Zhou Yu's calf, and reached out to pat Zhou Yu's thigh by the way, trying to pat the pillow under him, but seeing that the effect was not very good, he sighed helplessly, and reluctantly made do - continue to sleep.

The whole process of action, without opening his eyes, is clearly a dazed appearance.

Yin Chuan Gong: "...... See for yourselves. ”

Akiba Bai: "......." ”

Zhou Yu: "My lord, can my subordinates throw this idiot into the river?" ”

Akiba Shira: "No, you can't. ”

Zhou Yu: "Then there is nothing to say about the subordinates." ”

Akiba Bai groaned and decided to appease his newly loyal subordinates: "You can beat him up." ”

- Lao Tzu is the rice of the peach tiger touching the baby, holding the spring ...... Rub, it's so long, how can Lao Tzu hang the dividing line on his body-

Zhou Yu hadn't figured out how to beat this monk who ate his tofu and took advantage of him for the time being, so he simply slapped the monk off his leg directly.

The monk fell to the ground and rolled twice, and his beautiful forehead hit the side of the boat, but this time he was obedient, and he didn't feel any pain at all, so he turned his hand and hugged the side of the boat, rested his head on the side of the ship, and found a comfortable posture...... Continue to sleep deeply.

Regardless of the life and death of all things in the world, this Buddha has been standing still in the realm, so that Yin Chuan Gong can't help but admire the five bodies to the ground!

Zhou Yutao's eyes couldn't help but roll her eyes, and she resisted the urge to rush over and kick the so-called guy off the boat, and then looked at Qiu Yebai on the side, and asked the doubts in her heart: "My lord, where are we going?" ”

Qiu Yebai smiled slightly, supported his chin with one hand, and looked at the dark river surface in front of him with a fine silver light: "Naturally, you need to meet the Hades water ghosts on this canal for a while, and you will need Yin Chuan Gong to ferry." ”

If you don't cross the Netherworld, how can you see the Water Hades!

Where there are people, there are rivers and lakes, and in addition to the fish king in the water, there is also the water ghost Hades who rule them, simply put, there are thirty-six water veins, and each vein has a scoop handle in charge of the big and small thieves on the waterway!

"Today is the 40th birthday of the 36th Road Chief Scoop Boss - the Water Yama King, and the Huainan generation of Scoop Scoop Boss and Water Ghost also set up a seven-day banquet to celebrate the birthday of the Chief Scoop Boss, let's naturally go to celebrate the birthday and eat wine today." Akiba Bai chuckled.

Zhou Yu was stunned when he heard this, and he kind of understood why Qiu Yebai asked him to bring that bag of chicken, duck and goose meat, but ......

"How do you know so well, my lord?"

Zhou Yu looked at Qiu Yebai with some suspicion, the adult is obviously a child of a family in the capital like him, and what he knows is some things like chicken and dog, even if he was raised in the countryside, he shouldn't be able to know these things!

Qiu Yebai squinted his eyes slightly, and looked at him with a smile: "What do you say?" ”

There was a gloomy look in that cold gaze, but there was no smile at all, which made Zhou Yu feel a thrill in his heart.

He looked at Qiu Yebai fixedly and didn't speak, and between the lightning and flint in his mind, he recalled the other party's extremely high martial arts cultivation, the other party's decisive means of killing, and the cup of poisonous wine he drank...... Little by little, the flickering glimpses condensed into a vague conclusion.

"You ......."

Yin Chuan Gong laughed strangely while shaking the oar, laughing at Zhou Yu's stupidity: "It seems that I don't know what kind of character I follow, how could Ye Si Shao accept such a stupid dog leg as you!" ”

Zhou Yu looked at Qiu Yebai in a daze, but he was still silent in the end, and didn't continue to ask anything, because he didn't need to ask to know that Qiu Yebai must have a status in the rivers and lakes.

I am afraid that my cup of poisonous wine is the wine of allegiance.

Zhou Yu couldn't say what it was like in his heart, he originally felt that the other party's intelligence and vision were above him, but now it seems that there is a gap.

Breaking the moon with a sword, drunk and smiling Qingping's free and easy, killing one person in ten steps, or being decisive in staying for thousands of miles.

It is the rivers and lakes that these gentlemen have seen countless times in the storytelling books and storytellers, the place of blood in the hearts of young people, and it is the land that the government will not touch lightly.

I just think that those Jianghu knights or Jiangyang thieves should be rough and fierce men, or fairy-like, bearded Taoist or Buddha.

It's just that I never thought that there would be such a guest by my side, and he was dressed in white, with the appearance of a noble son like a bright moon and a breeze.

He felt very complicated in his heart, following the Jianghu guests, there would be bloody wind and rain in the future, and there would be no less.

As Yin Chuan Gong said, his martial arts are very ordinary, and adults can let him follow him who is so bad in martial arts, and he intends to let him see through his identity, which is nothing more than a fancy to his family background?

Even if the Jianghu guests can sweep the rivers and lakes and harvest people's lives like mowing grass, they will never be able to interfere in the affairs of the government.

Zhou Yu inexplicably had a feeling that he had been calculated by Autumn Leaf Bai.

But are you really willing to be that mediocre aristocratic child for the rest of your life?

Don't you yearn for the rivers and lakes in the mouths of these storytellers?

Qiu Yebai watched Zhou Yu fall silent, and naturally understood in her heart that he must struggle, she didn't speak, she just continued to sit lazily, and looked at Yin Chuan Gong with a smile: "Yin Chuan Gong, the road ahead is long, and the younger generation is worried, why not have a pot of good wine to relieve your worries!" ”

She remembered that Yin Chuangong's wine on the other side tasted extremely clear and fragrant, and it was the most suitable for women to drink, even if she was not good at drinking, she could drink a jar.

Yin Chuangong snorted coldly while swaying the oar slowly: "You kid doesn't drink well, and you're greedy for a cup, this is the wine on the other side of the old man, and I haven't seen you take out the wine you said you brought to the old man when you took the boat last time!" ”

Qiu Yebai continued to smile and said: "Yin Chuan Gong has a good memory, so let's do it, this time I exchange a roast goose for a pot of wine, okay?"

Yin Chuan Gong was stunned and didn't speak, Zhou Yu looked at Yin Chuan Gong's appearance, temporarily put aside his careful thoughts, and only thought to himself, that roast goose just tastes ordinary, it can be bought everywhere, this strange old man's wine must be some rare good goods, even if the adults take out ten roast geese, Yin Chuan Gong probably may not agree.

Where did he think of it, Yin Chuan Gong suddenly laughed a few times, and suddenly said very simply: "Okay, deal!" “

Zhou Yu was stunned, how do you think of this strange old man, even if he is not the kind of master in the storyteller's book, he is also the kind of weird person who has mastered a lot of martial arts secrets, how can he ...... Why is it so light to bow down to an ordinary roast goose!

Qiu Yebai immediately looked at Zhou Yu and ordered: "Go and get a roast goose out!" “

Zhou Yu pondered the question in his heart while going to fetch the roast goose, and he didn't realize that he was making a move under one of Qiu Yebai's instructions.

When Yin Chuan Gong saw the roast goose that escaped, he immediately laughed dryly twice, and as soon as he stretched out his hand, he took the roast goose in Zhou Yu's hand, and while grabbing the roast goose with his thin skeleton-like claws and sniffing it under his nose intoxicated, he laughed and scolded: "Ye Sishao, you kid is still so cunning, you can still remember this old man's ...... Weakness! “

Qiu Yebai ignored him and ridiculed himself, and only stretched out his hand without hearing from ear: "Wine, one hand to the goose, the other hand to the wine." “

Yin Chuan Gong was not verbose, he lifted the oar and picked it up to the side of the boat, and a small wine jar immediately came out of the water and fell into Akiba Bai's hand impartially.

Qiu Yebai didn't care about the wine jar wetting her sleeves, reached out and patted the wine jar seal, slapped the small wine jar open, lowered her head and sniffed the jar with satisfaction, the clear aroma instantly spread to her heart, and she narrowed her eyes with great satisfaction: "Well, Yin Chuangong's craftsmanship is still so good!" “

The moment the jar was opened, the aroma made Zhou Yu smell it all of a sudden.

He was depressed about how he had listened to the words of the person who calculated him, and at this moment he suddenly smelled the aroma, and he couldn't help but look at it.

But I saw that Qiu Yebai was not only tasting wine there, but also watching Yin Chuangong's performance - a strange performance of tearing goose meat and spitting all over the ground!

Yin Chuan Gong shook the oar with one hand, grabbed the goose meat with the other, his skeleton-like face was full of intoxication and pain, and he kept biting the goose meat in his hand viciously with his big mouth open, as if he was biting the flesh and bones of the enemy, but he bit it off, but spit all over the ground, if he didn't sit farther away from Autumn Leaves, he was afraid that he would vomit on their faces.

But there was a pig who was not so lucky - a stupid monk who could sleep like a pig when he was wet, and his head was covered with slices of minced meat spit out by Yin Chuangong.

But looking at the monk's expression, Zhou Yu and Qiu Yebai instantly felt that the mood was very delicate, and a very enjoyable expression appeared on the beautiful face like Youtan, and then he opened his mouth and licked the corners of his lips, and muttered. "Amitabha ......."

Yin Chuan Gong continued to bite the goose meat in his mouth painfully and enjoyably, and then sprayed the monk under his feet full of minced meat, and the monk who was bathed in goose saliva and saliva at his feet and enjoyed it at the same time This picture is full of strange and ecstatic harmony, which instantly reminds Qiu Yebai of the picture of the Buddha light shining from heaven in the mural when the Arhat spews out of his mouth to save the believers who are about to die of thirst.

Autumn leaves sighed: "The world is really wonderful, one flesh and one world, my Buddha sincerely does not deceive me." “

Zhou Yu couldn't help but howl: "Did the Buddha say such a thing!" “

……

In any case, this journey that made Zhou Yu feel thrilling and constantly ruined the various creeds of the first half of his life has finally come to an end.

Zhou Yu looked at the lights and glass spreading on the boat in the water in the distance, and he could see many figures with knives and flying claws driving those boats near the shore to patrol, and further away, there were still people on the buildings on the low mountain in the center of the continent, and he couldn't help but be amazed, excited and hesitant in his heart.

This is the first time he has really come to the territory of the Jianghu people!

Akiba Bai smiled at the arrow sentry ship that was approaching him with a strange speed.

The sentry boat hadn't approached yet, and one of the people on it had already flown up on tiptoe and landed directly on the boat of Autumn Leaf White, and then complained angrily: "Si Shao, you are also coming too slowly!" “

Zhou Yu fixed his eyes and saw that the heroic young man with a neat and short fight turned out to be Xiao Qi?

That short, thief-eyed, submissive little seven?

Qiu Yebai smiled and stretched out his finger and flicked it on his forehead: "The speech is still like this, not big or small!" “

Xiao Qi covered his forehead and looked at Zhou Yu, and raised his eyebrows: "Si Shao, did you really accept him to warm the bed?" “

Qiu Yebai slapped him on the head again angrily, and scolded with a smile: "Get out, Xiao Qi, your skin is itchy, it's good for Lao Tzu to accept you to warm the bed!" “

When Zhou Yu heard the word warm bed, he actually chuckled in his heart, and his ears were a little hot, but Qiu Yebai's next sentence made him feel a little suffocated.

Xiao Qi hurriedly retreated, and was about to argue with his master, but his eyes stopped at the wet body of the monk lying on the boat, and instantly said in disbelief: "Fourth Shao, you want to give Lin Scoop a corpse as a birthday gift, Lin Scoop is a water ghost, it doesn't mean that people like a wet corpse, why don't you choose a hanged one, right?!" “

Qiu Yebai looked at Xiao Qi and crackled and said, so that the faces of those water ghosts who were connecting the boat and just standing next to the 'corpse' instantly became very subtle.

I have long heard that the young master of the Hidden Sword Pavilion is a strange person, but I didn't expect it to be so strange.

She smiled, and was about to clean up some stupid squire, but in front of everyone's eyes, the wet 'corpse' suddenly rolled over, happened to hug the leg of a water ghost beside him, and then rubbed on it, rubbing part of the minced saliva on the other's leg, and then leaned against the ...... Fell asleep.

If it weren't for the fact that these water ghosts were well-trained on weekdays, they would have jumped off the ship in an instant, but they were still scared.

The unlucky man who was hugged shook his legs, did not shake them away, and stood there stiffly, his expression distorted. "Four years in the night...... This is....... “

Qiu Yebai nodded, looked at the water ghost who was about to pee and introduced with a smile: "As Your Excellency thinks, the person holding you is the person, the host of the Void Mountain Void Sect - Master Dream Relics, who has come to congratulate the lady on his birthday." “

Void Mountain? Nihilism? Master of Dreams?

The water ghosts looked at each other, and the water ghosts were all well-informed, but they had never heard of such a mysterious sect!

But in this world, no one wants to admit their stupidity and ignorance.

So those water ghosts sighed in unison very tacitly: "It turned out to be the Master of Dream Relic, it's really disrespectful." “

Except for the water ghost who was hugged by the master's leg, although his expression softened slightly, it was still very complicated, after all, a normal man was suddenly beaten by another man, even if that person was a wet monk who hugged his thigh in the posture of Qin Xianglian hugging Chen Shimei's thigh in the script, his mood was very complicated.

He looked at Qiu Yebai and asked humbly, "That, Si Shao, why does the master hug the thighs below?" “

Akiba Bai sighed lightly: "That's the master praying for you." “

She paused, and then replied, "Hugging your thighs is a special blessing ritual of the Nihilistic Sect. “

The water ghost was stunned, a little unsure of how to react.

Water ghosts: "Master, you are really kind-hearted. “

Zhou Yu looked at Qiu Yebai's face and the bright moon did not change his face and nonsense, and his heart was also very complicated, could it be ...... Could it be that his dignified son-in-law really wants to 'commit' himself to entrust his future to such a shameless person from now on?

Bad fate! What a fate!

But when he looked at Xiao Qi on the side, he saw Xiao Qi looking at him with a rare and strange expression, so his mood became more complicated. "That...... When will the master finish praying? "Water ghosts are really not used to this way of praying.

Akiba Bai smiled, walked over and patted him on the shoulder: "Don't worry, it'll be fine soon." “

Then, she lifted her foot and kicked lightly on the 'master's chest, unceremoniously letting the 'master' fall into the water with his feet facing the sky and his head down.

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