Chapter 522: Incomprehensible Customs
Of course, this person is Yuan Yao. [.la super good]
Bai Xiaozhu upstairs really had a crooked nose when he saw it, and glared at him angrily: "Tang Qi ......"
Tang Qi was sweating, and hurriedly grabbed Yuan Yao: "Yuan Yao, don't mess around, hurry up, what will it look like, you see that your sister is angry, and I don't know how to clean you up for a while!" ”
Yuan Yao didn't care: "How can she clean me up, I'm pretty much the same as cleaning her up!" Sister, I'll take advantage of my brother-in-law, are you okay? ”
Bai Xiaozhu was so angry that he was almost speechless, and Tang Qi knocked on Yuan Yao's head with a shudder: "Xiaobai is your sister, you can't talk like this, understand?" Okay, play by yourself, I still have something to tell your sister! ”
Yuan Yao pouted: "What can it be, isn't it just about falling in love?" That's so boring, it's better to play with Dahei. ”
Seeing Tang Qi walking straight to the back room, Yuan Yao shouted from behind: "Brother-in-law, everyone says that sister-in-law is half of my brother-in-law's ass, you can't want this half of my ass!" ”
The little beauty on the side was flushed when she heard this, and she was ashamed of the young lady's words.
When Tang Qi went upstairs, Bai Xiaozhu's feet in cotton slippers immediately stepped on his instep: "The surname is Tang, do you want to play with half of my sister's ass?" ”
Tang Qi's face was embarrassed, and it seemed that Yuan Yao's ass had really been touched, on the trees in the outer region at that time, she was not wearing any clothes, and the two of them could say that they hugged each other naked, it was not playing with half of the buttocks, it was all touched, of course, this was careless, and she couldn't say it, so she said: "Xiaobai, Yuan Yao, this girl loves to mess around, she doesn't understand these things at all, she also said that it's a boring thing to talk about love!" You didn't hear that just now? ”
The tsundere pursed her red lips: "Anyway, you are not allowed to touch her ass, and she can't touch you." ”
In this way, Bai Xiaozhu also felt that this remark was a bit too ambiguous, it was okay not to say it, but it was uncomfortable to say it, and he stepped on his feet heavily at the moment.
Seeing her like this, Tang Qi couldn't help but say: "Okay, don't be jealous, in the future, at most, I will only touch you, not your sister." ”
"So, you've really touched it?"
"No, how can there be!"
Bai Xiaozhu snorted, raised his hand and threw a packaged gift box to him, if it weren't for Tang Qi's quick hand, the box would have fallen to the ground.
"What is it?"
"Christmas presents, stupid!"
Tang Qi grinned, thinking that he didn't seem to have prepared any gifts for anyone this Christmas, and he didn't even remember it at all, so he touched the round ball that Brent gave him just now, and immediately took it out and gave it to her: "Xiaobai, I also prepared a gift for you, a very mysterious gift." ”
Bai Xiaozhu didn't have hope, but when he heard that there was a gift, he was still very happy, no matter what the gift was, as long as it was given by Tang Qi, it was all good, and he took it and looked at it, but he didn't know what it was: "What is it for?" It's black, like a ball! ”
Tang Qi couldn't say that this was something he didn't even know, it was too insincere, so he said nonsense: "This is a treasure that I have worked hard to obtain in the outer land, and it is spiritual; I don't say some things, you must have guessed it, the last time Dongfang killed the monster, you also saw it, there are a lot of strange things in this world, this black ball can bring you peace and auspiciousness. ”
Speaking of this, Tang Qi himself felt embarrassed, thinking that he had to prepare well after going back, even if the Christmas gift was too late, wouldn't it be there on New Year's Day, he could prepare a New Year's gift.
"Thank you!" Bai Xiaozhu rubbed the black ball in his hand, held it tightly in his palm, as if he really held his own happiness, and gently kissed Tang Qi's lips on tiptoe: "Tang Qi, I miss you so much, I think that you are about to get engaged to someone else, I am so sad here, do you know that I am sad?" It's like I can't breathe. ”
"I know." Tang Qi hugged her, walked into the back room, and kissed her gently at the corner of her lips, not wanting this kiss, he actually kissed the tears of the tsundere, and fell down.
Tang Qi held her face a little at a loss, with mixed feelings in his heart, the emotional debts are really owed one after another now, and he doesn't know when he will be able to pay them off, "Xiaobai, I promise you, one day, I will marry you in a dignified manner, and carry you through the door in a sedan chair." ”
Bai Xiaozhu laughed when he heard this, although he knew that this was impossible, he was also happy to hear it: "Who is using eight sedan chairs now!" ”
Looking at each other, his eyes were obsessed, Bai Xiaozhu smiled and shed tears, tears slid across her face, dripping from her snow-white chin, "click", and just landed on the black ball in her hand, one drop, two drops ......, the two looked at each other affectionately, and they didn't notice that a circle of vague runes suddenly flashed on the surface of the black ball, and after a turn, they fell silent again.
Bai Xiaozhu's gift to Tang Qi was the latest Apple mobile phone, because when they met that day, she knew that Tang Qi's black brick Xiaoqiang's mobile phone had been completely scrapped, and Ou Ruoruo couldn't get another one of the same mobile phone for him in a short period of time.
In modern society, it is very troublesome to not have a mobile phone, especially between two secret lovers who have love, without a mobile phone, how to communicate, and how to cheat?
The first thing Tang Qi did when he opened his mobile phone was to call Ou Ruoruo, he thought at first that Sister Yu was still in Jiangzhou and did not meet the capital, but after meeting with Bai Xiaozhu, he learned that she just came to the house for a while and went back immediately.
The phone was connected, because it was an unfamiliar number, Ou Ruoruo didn't know that it was Tang Qi, and said directly: "Which one?" ”
"Sister Ruo, it's me, Tang Qi!" In front of Bai Xiaozhu, he was still a little embarrassed to call his wife directly.
"Little brother, you don't accompany your wife anymore, and you want to call my little concubine?"
"......" Tang Qi knew that she was still a little uncomfortable in her heart, "are you still angry?" That night, you said that you would not be angry when you were full. Bai Xiaozhu on the side looked at him inexplicably, not knowing what the relationship between being full and being angry was.
"Don't you eat a meal? It's been so long, I'm hungry again. ”
"Then, I'll treat you to dinner next time." Tang Qi whispered, "You have already returned to the capital?" I was in a hurry that day, and I still have a lot of things to tell you. ”
"Yes, there have been a lot of things recently, be careful, I will definitely arrive on New Year's Day, and when the time comes, ......, hum, by the way, I will come with Liu Yan, she is now working in a TV station in the capital, and she is in good shape, as for the last case, there are many people involved, and it has been handed over to other special departments to deal with, rest assured!" When he said this, Tang Qi heard someone over there calling "Third Miss", as if there was something urgent to deal with, and the phone call between the two ended in a hurry.
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At night, within the enchantment opened by Ji Qingyue.
Ji Qingyue, Tang Qi, Xue Yating, Dongfang, and the Western chick Debbie, all of them were treated solemnly, and the little yellow cat Huahua was quietly lying on Tang Qi's shoulder, just tonight, Ji Qingyue decided to forcibly sign a master-servant contract with Bei Ju, so a magic circle called Six Kills was also arranged in the enchantment, if he refused to live or die, then he could only kill one doppelganger after another, and the remaining deity would be concocted in various ways.
After a while, Bei Ju was released from the reincarnation lamp by Ji Qingyue, of course, there was only one, and he still had long red hair; At this moment, he was still in a state of absolute confinement, and as soon as he was released, he rolled to the ground, opened his mouth and frowned, motionless, with a very strange expression.
By the time Ji Qingyue lifted the confinement on his body, Tang Qi's Kunwu Knife, Dongfang's Fire Phoenix Bow, and Xiao Nizi's Immortal Spear were all aimed at him.
Bei Ju was still a little unsure, his expression was stunned, and he looked at these people in surprise.
Tang Qi opened his mouth and said: "Brother Bei, we can be regarded as having some friendship, you see, your mother has recognized me as the apprentice in charge of the kitchen, as well as your lover......" He pointed to the little yellow cat, "Bi Chanqing, now it's my pet ......"
Before he finished speaking, Huahua roared at him: "Tang Wastewood, who do you say is a pet?" ”
Tang Qi completely ignored its threatening eyes, and his divine sense transmitted: "If amnesia is not cured, there is no right to speak." He didn't know that he was also an amnesiac patient, and the memory of his previous life was only the shadow of a beautiful woman under an osmanthus tree.
Bei Ju's eyes fell on the little yellow cat's body, and as soon as he heard that it was a pet, he was about to jump up and explode, but he was suppressed by Ji Qingyue and others.
Tang Qi continued: "You have now voluntarily signed a deed of sale with my sister, and after a hundred years, you will naturally be free, and you can even have only a ...... of love with our family Bi Chanqing, in fact, we will not let you do anything that humiliates your identity in these hundred years, that is, let you protect this stupid cat, and my ......, you know, if I die, the cat will die, and when Bi Chanqing dies, then Bi Chanqing will also die, so aren't you a bamboo basket for nothing?" You've been locked up for 5,000 years, and you still care about this 100 years? ”
Bei Juju roared: "I am the Heavenly Demon General, there are no slave demon generals, only demon generals who die in battle." ”
Tang Qi said: "Bi Chanqing, you have also seen it, this guy is completely incomprehensible, even if he recovers his memory, I think you should think about it, I can't choose him if you choose, stay with such a guy who doesn't understand the amorous feelings, it's boring to suffocate, it's not good for women at all, men, don't say slaves and servants for women, even if you kneel down and lick her toes, it's a sweet thing." ”
When Tang Qi said this, Ji Qingyue and Xue Yating looked at him with strange eyes, and their faces turned red at the same time, and a few words flashed in their minds: foot fetish!
And Bei Ju seemed to have been hit by these incomprehensible words, staring at the little yellow cat in a daze for a while, his eyes were full of bitter memories, once upon a time, Bi Chanqing seemed to have said something like this-
is so incomprehensible, why waste feelings.
And the place of the dead, when she killed him, the sentence: I killed you, not because I wanted to kill you, but because I couldn't bear to see you die under someone else's sword, don't you understand? Maybe you're a guy who doesn't know what to do......
Confused?
What is the solution of amorousness, is it for women to abandon their self-esteem? It's the same as this guy said......
After hesitating for a long time, Bei Ju suddenly nodded: "Okay, I promise you, but I want to sign a contract with this guy!" ”
He pointed at Donkey.
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