Chapter 219: The Maniac Is Crazy
Of course, Han Feng didn't want to die, even if all the people in the world died, he didn't want to die. Heaven.2.
Of course, among these people who can die, they must not include their relatives, otherwise even if they survive the catastrophe of annihilation, they will end up alone in the world for immortality, so what's the point?
So not only can't the crazy brother die, but Chen Dan had better not die.
But the problem now is that it is necessary to combine the purple spiritual qi on Chen Dan's body with the purple spiritual qi in Han Feng's sea of knowledge in order to resist the catastrophe of world destruction. The crazy brother was so sad about this that he didn't bother until he returned home from the underworld, and he forced a smile in front of his family, but he couldn't think of a proper way to get the best of both worlds.
This situation has lasted for nearly a year, and seeing that the atmosphere of the Spring Festival is getting stronger and stronger, this guy is still a little sullen.
The wives came to care about it at first, but now that this product is habitual depression, they gradually become accustomed to it, and they will do whatever they want. Even Liu Shuai has changed from his initial worries to his current ridicule:
"Crazy man, your constipated expression all day long, isn't it okay? I'll just say, having more mothers-in-law isn't necessarily a good thing! If you don't believe me, look at me who is still sunny and handsome, and then look at you who are going to die......"
This kind of immoral remarks used to be hunted down to varying degrees, but now, Han Feng didn't even have the mood to listen to it, just smiled lightly and bitterly, and drank until the glass was dry.
"It's almost the New Year, Qianqian has just finished confinement, I said that if you don't give gifts, forget it, who will you show all day long?" Liu Shuai didn't care about the mood of this product, and pouted:
"If you don't want to give New Year's money and milk powder money, just say it, don't make yourself like a monster and scary people everywhere! Lao Tzu can say it first, your eldest daughter Yueyue, but my eldest son of the Liu family is the daughter-in-law of the inner decision! Whether you want to live or die, you have to raise my daughter-in-law first, or else ......"
Liu always has a heart for not opening which pot to mention, so he specially comes to disgust the crazy brother.
At the beginning, He Yi and Zeng Qian had similar pregnancy periods, and their due dates were similar, so the Han and Liu families also celebrated a little. As a result, now that the big fat boy born by Zeng Qian is full moon, He Yi's stomach still hasn't moved, which has always made the crazy brother entangled. What's even more odious is that Liu Shuai named his son "Liu Zhenhan" under the banner of "for the friendship of the two generations"! If it weren't for Liu Jun going home to celebrate, and changing his name to "Liu Han" under a belt education, I don't know what Mr. Liu would be like now!
Han Feng's face was already frowning, his eyes were deep, the clouds were thick, the lightning was flashing, the thunder was faint, and he could see that there were signs of turning his face at any time. But even so, Liu Shuai didn't give up any opportunity to hit Han Feng - what are you afraid of? Where did you sit without seeing your godmother, it was the biggest backer in heaven and on earth.
As long as there is a godmother in charge, this madman can't turn over!
"I said crazy, don't abuse yourself like this, if you have something unhappy, say it, so that I can ...... Have fun! ”
This knife was directly made up for the crazy brother's heart, and he almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood. Seeing that Han Feng couldn't bear it anymore, Huo Ran got up, his nose was sighing, and his two fingers were pointed directly at Liu Shuai, his face kept changing, and he hissed and roared:
"Death! You repeat! ”
Liu Shuai was startled, and hurriedly leaned closer to his godmother - although there was still a few people away, it was safer, wasn't it?
"Just say it!" Mr. Liu had a little confidence, so he stiffened his neck and smiled:
"If I say something you're unhappy about, just say it and make everyone happy......"
"It's not this sentence, the last sentence!" Han Feng's finger had already pointed on the tip of Liu Shuai's nose, and Mr. Liu was startled and blurted out:
"No, it means that you're like a monster, and you're scary! You don't have to be so serious, right? ”
Liu Shuai was very nervous, after all, he didn't know how many times he had been beaten by Han Feng since he was a child, and he already had a shadow in his heart. In case this madman is angry and doesn't care about it again, he will still suffer! However, no matter how you look at it, the madman doesn't look like he wants to race on the spot, but the corners of his mouth are slightly upturned and his face is happy, as if he likes to be scolded as a monster.
Isn't this guy being scolded stupid? Liu Shuai suddenly regretted it: If this guy is really so stupid, who will dare to scold Lao Tzu in the future?
Mr. Liu was mourning and complaining to himself, but he saw Han Feng's face suddenly grinning, a weird smile, his fingers trembled, he reached out and held Liu Shuaijun's face, pinched it heavily, and couldn't stop muttering:
"Monsters, monsters......"
Mr. Liu struggled on the one hand, fearing that the signboard face would be destroyed, and shouted vaguely and desperately:
"Help...... Yes! Lunatic...... It's really crazy! ”
In the face of the brothers' fight, a large table of people burst into laughter and ignored it at all:
Isn't it normal for a madman to be crazy?
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"I'm going to Cambina, the sooner the better." In the dead of night, Han Feng took his wife and children to drink tea and chat on the rooftop.
I don't know when it started, and it doesn't matter whether it's hot or cold, as long as I'm at home, it seems that if I don't come up and sit every night, I won't even be able to sleep well. This vice not only affected Han Feng himself, but even the young Han Yu Han Yue and Xiaojin Chen Dan were deeply affected by it, but they never slept at zero o'clock!
But as soon as Han Feng came up today, he announced his decision, which is really an extremely rare thing - when did the crazy brother's family status rise to the height of a word?
But as long as Han Feng officially said it, no one dared to oppose it directly, not to mention that this is still a very good suggestion!
The planet Cambina, the monsters of the war maniacs, and the countless gems that grow out of the ground, as long as you have been there, who can forget it?
At that moment, Zhao Feifei, Tang Yue'er and Xiaojin said that they resolutely supported the wise decision of their parents, and they would go out tomorrow and go to the magical planet to loot - ah no, it's a play.
These are all the original team members who traveled to Cambina back then, and they naturally know the boundless treasures on that planet, so as soon as Han Feng mentioned it, it immediately attracted a warm response. It seems that they have all forgotten selectively: the "Ruth" tsunami that caused a huge disaster around the Indian Ocean the year before last was not caused by the explosion of the Cambina gem?!
The essence of "Dead Friends Don't Die Poor" is vividly reflected in the Han family.
There is a loss when it explodes, but when it doesn't explode, it's a colorful, crystal clear, extremely lovely, endless sea of gems, who doesn't like it?
Besides, with Han Feng, even if it is blown up, it should be firecrackers.
Now for the New Year, set off some firecrackers, isn't it also very appropriate!
So, Campina has to go, must go, must go!
However, no one expected that the crazy brother would then be a head-butcher:
"This time, I only took Xiaojin, Chen Dan and Xiaoling, and the rest of them were at home to prepare New Year's goods, take care of Miao Miao and Nana, and wait for us to come back for the New Year!"
Zhao Feifei and Tang Yue'er's mouths immediately pouted:
"Why? Why don't you let us go? Do you want to go behind our backs and make all the gems of Cambina your private money? ”
Han Feng smiled, didn't argue, and only cared about tasting tea. As soon as Zhao Feifei and Tang Yue'er saw the man's expression, they knew that the opposition was invalid, so they snorted coldly and stopped talking.
The crazy brother looked around the rooftop, there were people, ghosts, demons, beasts, flowers, wine, tea, moon, and love, for some reason, his heart suddenly moved, he unconsciously put down the teacup, and laughed loudly:
"Right now, the prosperity of the Han family, the prosperity of Huaxia, and the prosperity of Yanhuang are far greater than the grand occasion of the Tang Dynasty back then, what does Brother Qiuhan think?"
Li Qiuhan sighed lightly, raised his eyebrows, and his handsome face was full of reluctance and wry smiles:
"Why did Brother Han force me? Such a grand scene, even when I was in the Tang Dynasty, it was far inferior, that's it, that's it! ”
The middle finger brother has always aimed to return to the Tang Dynasty and revitalize Li Tang, but with the increase of knowledge, and meet Han Feng and other invincible and sinister people with black belly, seeing that China is strong today, where is there still the pride of the Daming Palace at the bottom of Lake Baikal in the past? In desperation, I had to turn my longing into a sentence of "just that", but the melancholy in that tone was extremely obvious. is like the end of a hero, red and white-headed, which makes people gloomy.
"Why did Brother Li do this?" Han Feng smiled slightly, replaced wine with tea, and raised his glass to Li Qiuhan:
Qiu Han still remembers that when the sun rose from the mountain, Han made a promise that once conditions permit, Han's family could return to Datang with Qiu Han and fulfill Qiu Han's long-cherished wish. Why is it that after only a few years, Qiu Han himself doesn't remember? ”
Li Qiuhan got up suddenly, trembling slightly, the light in his eyes was like a sword, and he only pointed at Han Feng:
"Brother Han said this, but, but seriously?!"
Han Feng drank the tea and laughed softly:
"If this trip goes well, after solving the trivial matters here, then return to the Tang Dynasty with Qiuhan, then what's the difficulty?"
Li Qiuhan took a long breath, his expression gradually stabilized, and finally gave a deep salute:
"In this way, Qiu Han wishes Brother Han success, go early and return early!"
Han Feng didn't answer, grabbed Dong Yurou who was refilling his tea, and said with a low smile:
"Over the years, I've really hurt you. When I get back, we'll have a good time! ”
Dong Yu's little face turned red, but for some reason, even his eyes were red, and he said:
"Xiaoyu has nothing else to ask for, I just want you to come back safely."
Han Feng told them one by one, from Taj, Hu Xian'er, Hu Ximei, the four divine beasts, etc., even the little wolf cub Huanhuan was not left behind, and finally his wife and children:
"Feifei, Yue'er, the affairs of the group and the affairs of the family, for the time being, depend on you, and when the dead man comes back from maternity leave, it will be much easier. Mom and the elders over there, filial piety comes first, don't forget! ”
"Miao, Nana, you are physically inconvenient, you need to recuperate a lot, the only task is to give me two healthy dolls first, hehe!"
"Xiaoyu, Yueyue, you are the big brothers and sisters of the next generation of our Han family, you have to set an example for your younger brothers and sisters in the future, understand?"
After talking about family affairs, Han Feng got up and smiled evilly:
"Prepare tonight, come out tomorrow!"
Looking at his clothes moving lightly in the wind, his indomitable momentum, for some reason, Zhao Feifei suddenly wanted to cry.