Chapter 351: I Took It (Four More Requests for a Monthly Pass)
Oops!
Listening to the other party's words, not only Tang Sanzang was a little unhappy.
Zhu Bajie and Black Bear Essence are also unhappy, I'm afraid that this guy is lying on the urine jar, looking for it?
Sun Xiaokong was a little happy for a while, he was too lazy to deal with these three monsters.
After all, this guy worships Sanqing, and he can be regarded as giving Lao Jun a face.
However, this product is still comparable?
If you don't play to death, I'm sorry for your stupid heart.
Thinking about it, Sun Xiaokong said lightly:
"If you have to compare, it's a laser rain. ”
Huli Daxian said with some confusion: "Laser rain?"
"How about we compare the rain?"
Tang Sanzang said calmly:
"Amitabha, monks are not competitive. ”
"It's just that the poor monks have intentions, and if we win, we hope that the king will be kind to those monks. ”
"How?"
Huli Daxian looked at each other and said in unison: "Okay!"
"If you can win, you can naturally release those monks. ”
Sun Xiaokong opened his mouth and said:
"Hey, don't panic!"
"It's better than what doesn't rain if it doesn't rain, just go straight to it in one step. ”
"Let's gamble our lives directly, than cutting off our heads, getting into the oil pot, and digging out our hearts and lungs. ”
"Huh?"
As soon as the three of Huli Daxian heard Sun Xiaokong's words, they instantly frowned, and began to think in their hearts: "This guy is quite floating!"
"It's crazy!"
However, these three things are their specialty.
"Okay, gamble on your life. ”
"Yes, our brothers are not afraid of you. ”
The king of Che Chi was a little confused.
"It's... A few elders, three national teachers, thought I looked... You've got to forget it, right?"
"The sword has no eyes, and it is not worth it to hurt. ”
The queen also opened her mouth to dissuade: "Yes, don't gamble on your life, it's raining than Bibi." ”
"A gentleman's words, the horse is difficult to chase. ”
"Let's gamble our lives, let's arrange it quickly!"
In this regard, Sun Xiaokong decided to simply teach the three of them a lesson and send them back to reincarnation.
It's just something that doesn't have long eyes, so what's the point of living?
The king also had no choice, and seeing that the two parties had made up their minds, he had to say:
"That's... Well, see you on the battlefield. ”
"Come on, go and prepare. ”
Then they came to a wide area, a battlefield.
That is, a place for ordinary martial arts competitions, or military training.
I saw two executioners standing on a high platform, holding machetes in their hands.
And then...
Sun Xiaokong was thinking, how could he let the other party experience the sinister nature of society?
If it is a simple comparison, it doesn't seem to be a few golden pills.
The operation must be sassy, and the movement must be shown.
In this way, we can get more Jindan.
At this time, Huli Daxian stepped forward and looked at Sun Xiaokong and said, "Which of you dares to compete with me to cut off your head?"
"My head was cut off, and I'm still plugging it up. ”
Tang Sanzang looked at a few people, and then looked at Sun Xiaokong.
Sun Xiaokong hooked his hand at the Yellow Wind Monster, asked the Yellow Wind Monster to come over with his ear, and whispered a few words to him.
And the Yellow Wind Monster listened to Sun Xiaokong's words, his eyes suddenly lit up, he came out, and shouted, "I'll compete with you." ”
"Humph!"
Huli Daxian snorted coldly and strode up directly.
And the Yellow Wind Monster also swaggered up and said, "Isn't it just a beheading?"
"I don't even blink an eye. ”
Sun Xiaokong shouted with a serious face: "Good little yellow, come on!"
Zhu Bajie looked at Sun Xiaokong with some confusion and asked, "Xiao Huang doesn't seem to have any magical powers, can he be cut off and still alive?"
Sun Xiaokong nodded seriously and replied: "Yes, he is going to be beheaded, and he will definitely die." ”
"The gods can't be saved. ”
"And you still told him to go up?"
"Yes, big brother..."
Zhu Bajie and the others were also stunned for a while.
In other words, what is said in the original book, why the monkey is beheaded and does not die, that is about it, Sun Wukong has seventy-two changes, so there are seventy-two heads.
cut off his head to speak, and chop off his arm to beat people.
If you prick your legs and feet, you can walk, and your caesarean section is wonderful.
Therefore, this is something that very few people can do without being able to die by cutting off their heads.
Below.
The Yellow Wind Monster and the Tiger Power Great Immortal stood side by side, ready to be beheaded.
As soon as the executioner raised his knife, the Yellow Wind Monster suddenly said, "Slow, I... I was beheaded for the first time and was a little nervous..."
"You let him cut first, I'll learn first..."
Huli Daxian looked at the Yellow Wind Monster with disdain, and sneered: "Heh... Coward!"
"Chop off my head first!"
The executioner beside Huli Daxian heard this, and then raised his knife and cut it down directly.
Scold!
The broadsword was swung down, and the head fell to the ground.
Obviously, this Tiger Power Immortal has some ability, and he is not dead, as long as he can take this head back, he can still pick it up.
Merely...
Will he be able to take it back?
"Ahh
I saw that the Yellow Wind Monster suddenly sneezed, and in an instant, a gust of wind blew.
Shout!
Huli Daxian's head was directly blown into the sky and disappeared.
And the corpse of Huli Daxian, after chasing a few steps towards his head, fell directly to the ground and died.
In a flash of white light, it turned into a big tiger without a head.
"Oh my god, it's horrible. ”
"I surrendered... I threw in the towel... I took it..."
"I don't play anymore. ”
No, the suffocating operation is coming.
The head of the tiger power immortal is gone, and the person is dead.
But the Yellow Wind Monster surrendered directly and admitted defeat.
This Nima!
One of the people present was counted as one, except for the planner Sun Xiaokong, all of them were dumbfounded.
Terry... Shameless, right?
People's heads have moved, and the corpses are cold.
Why did you take it?
Why did you throw in the towel?
Oh, my God!
Drip!
"The anti-routine was successful, and I obtained: Jindan × 1000. ”
"This..."
The king doesn't know what to say, after all, people surrender and admit defeat, what can you do?
Hard cut?
has already surrendered and admitted defeat, so you still need to cut your hair.
Luli Daxian and Yangli Daxian had a heartache on their faces, looking at the scared appearance of the Yellow Wind Monster, they really wanted to scold their mother.
It's so shameless, isn't it?
How can there be such a brazen person in the world?
in the sky.
The four of Manjushri were also embarrassed.
They have lived for a long time, but it is the first time I have seen such a shameless person.
It's really convinced.
In the Lingxiao Treasure Palace.
The atmosphere at this time was very strange.
The immortals feel that this wave of operations is really a bit of a show, well... It's not an ordinary show!
This is very "Sun Xiaokong".
For a while, the immortals didn't know how to express the alpaca galloping in their hearts.
On the Spirit Mountain.
Rulai's face was calm, because he was waiting.
Wait for the three bosses of your own arrangement to appear.
Merchant sheep, golden toad, mountain spider.
They are all masters at the level of Da Luo Jin Immortal.
Well, yes, there's also a Xuanji.
Xuanji has already appeared, and the strength of this Xuanji is even more powerful, the existence of the peak of the Great Luo Golden Immortal.
Here, Sun Xiaokong said calmly: "Okay, you win this time, let's move on to the next game!"
"You... Shame on you!"
"It's so despicable, our eldest brother is dead, and you actually admit defeat..."
Huli Daxian and Yangli Daxian also stared at Sun Xiaokong and the others with annoyance.
PS: From life, to tell me the truth, I used to have two friends who were.
Drink together and fight for wine, disposable cups, full glasses of liquor, one sip of dry.
Then A dries up, and B says seriously... He took it, and then he didn't drink it.
showed everyone's face.
It is also a good relationship, otherwise the WIFI network speed of the hospital must be very poor.