Chapter 159: The Unfortunate Boy and the Foodie Nun
Born from January 20 to February 18, you are an Aquarius, and today you are unstoppable in love, career and financial luck! No matter what happens, there will be a good outcome, so go buy a lottery ticket! But don't challenge 3P, 4P games because it's too popular with girls.
“…… Okay, I already knew that the Dao would be the result, and I already knew the Dao. ”
July 20, the first day of summer vacation.
The single room of a certain "school city" student dormitory where the air conditioner was broken,The heat dominates the entire confined space,Let Shangjo be speechless。
Last night,Playing a bloody rescue bad game,Mikoto Misaka was like the original book.,An unprecedented super lightning fell on the school city.,Completely destroyed the remaining substation lines in the seventh school district.。
Although Kamijo, who was unlucky, relied on his sister's hand to escape the fate of turning into charcoal, it was not lucky, mostly because God felt that it would be a harsher punishment to continue to live unfortunately than to let him be freed.
As the saying goes, "never have, never lose". If Shangjo Dangma was also such an unfortunate life a few days ago, today at most laugh at himself, and then continue his unfortunate life. But in those days, a cute cat-eared Lori let herself know what a normal person's life is, and in contrast, the previous life was completely hell.
It's a pity that the good days were shattered in less than a week, and since yesterday at noon, I have resumed my unfortunate routine.
Especially last night, I dragged my tired body home that was almost killed by the super electromagnetic cannon, and met the lucky cat-eared Lori again on the road. The most cruel thing happened to the previous article.,The other party has been checked.,Said that the fantasy killer may have some kind of mutation.,With the power to instantly wipe out luck.,The ability of the beckoning cat is invalid.。
Hearing the news, Kamijo was stupid at the time. He thought that he would be able to get a supplement tomorrow at most, but it turned out to be such a fate, and he didn't even care about the other party shouting "I'll help you check it in detail tomorrow...", and returned home in a daze, and then fell headlong on the bed.
What could be more brutal than that? It's okay if you have never won the lottery, but first tell you that you have won the lottery jackpot, and even have sent the money to you, and then suddenly someone comes and tells you that it is a joke and the money was sent wrong. What could be more unfortunate than that!
"Alas,Although it's unfortunate,But I've at least experienced a normal life.,After that,,Life still has to go on..."While opening the refrigerator while giving himself a relief pill, Shangjo's nerves are really tough enough, worthy of being the male protagonist who has conquered tens of thousands of cute girls, if ordinary people were hit like this, I'm afraid they would have committed suicide long ago, but Shangjo still has the heart to laugh at himself.
I thought it was even more unfortunate after being the luckiest, this kind of life was hit a lot, and there was nothing. It's good if this misfortune is delayed a little bit, so that he is still the one who will never give in to the misfortune.
He opened the refrigerator and immediately closed it again, and the pervasive smell made him understand the fact that the food was completely destroyed. Last night's lightning broke more than eighty percent of the electrical appliances, and the food in the refrigerator was completely extinguished.
If the ingredients are bad, you can store the instant noodles in a bowl, but you accidentally overturn all the noodles into the counter. Well, then I'll have to go eat out. When I was looking for my wallet, I stepped on my debit card, and I was going to just continue to sleep and go back to sleep, but I received a phone call.
"Fool on the strip, it's time for tutoring~" The enthusiastic call of the class tutor came from the phone.
On TV, like the weather forecast, the constellation divination flashes past the edge of the screen, and it is known that the Tao will not be accurate. But the gap is so big that it really doesn't make people laugh.
“…… I knew the Dao, I knew that the Dao would have this result. But can't I complain......"
Divination is never accurate, and "little magic" never works. This is the daily life of Kamijo Dangma. I originally thought that my unlucky physique was inherited from the family, but later I found out that my father had won the fourth prize of the color roll (about 100,000 yuan), and my mother once threw a drink vending machine to win the lottery in a row, and I couldn't stop playing. Then I wondered if I wasn't actually related to these two people, right? But if you think about it carefully, you don't have a sister, and you don't have any "line of succession to the throne" to choose from, what can you do with this kind of redundant foreshadowing?
Let's talk about the conclusion, all in all, it is unfortunate to be a hemp in the last article. Unfortunately, life is like a ridiculous joke.
However, Kamijo will not be negative forever, even if he has just received an unprecedented blow.
“…… All right. At present, the most important problem to be solved is bank cards and refrigerators. ”
Kamijo scratched his head and looked around his room. The debit card can be reissued as long as there is a passbook, but the trouble is the refrigerator. And the most urgent question at the moment is how to solve the breakfast? Those ability development courses will definitely force you to eat some strange pills, tablets, powders, and the like, and it must feel uncomfortable to eat those things on an empty stomach.
Thinking of this, Shangjo was glad again, at least he passed the regular class, otherwise this summer vacation would be even more terrifying.
On the way to school, I would like to buy something at the convenience store—Kamijo thought, taking off the T-shirt he used as pajamas and putting on his summer uniform. Last night's original plan was to have fun all night like crazy.,It turned out to be the pursuit of the super electromagnetic cannon and the tragic verdict of the cat-eared Lori.,This made Uejo not sleep all night last night.。
At least the first half of the night is fun! Why am I being hunted down in the first half of the night and having insomnia in the second half of the night?
"I skip classes for four months in a semester, and I can make up for it with just a week or so of summer vacation make-up classes, which is really earned!" Kamijo had to think as much as possible about the good.
"It's a nice weather, let's get a quilt—" Kamijo, reinvigorated his cheerful mood, muttered to himself, opening the screen door to the balcony. Now take out the tartar to dry, and when you come back from the make-up class, the quilt must become fragrant and soft. Well, but if you look closely, this balcony on the seventh floor is two meters away from the wall of the next building.
"The sky is so blue~The future is so gloomy~" Shangjo couldn't help singing.
So melancholy. I originally decided to dry the quilt because I wanted to be cheerful, but now I am even more depressed.
Coupled with the fact that one person is funny, and there is not even one next to him to help complain, the loneliness is really indescribable. However, Kamijo still picked up the quilt on the bed. If you can't even dry a quilt, you're really dead.
At this moment, the soles of Shangjo's feet suddenly stepped on a soft thing, and a dog eating came directly. When I got up and took a closer look, it turned out to be chow mein bread wrapped in a transparent plastic bag. I guess it's sour now that I took it out of the refrigerator.
“…… Won't it rain in a moment? The bad premonition in his heart blurted out unconsciously, but Kamijo still walked through the screen door with the quilt to the balcony.
At this time, Shangtiao found out that a quilt had been dried on the balcony.
If you look closely, it turns out that it was not a quilt that was drying there.
It was a girl dressed in white.
"Huh!?"
The quilt that was originally held in his hand fell to the ground, and this is an unfortunate boy who originally controlled the big sister of the dormitory administrator and Sister Lori, a foodie with a big stomach. From this moment on, the wheel of fate in the world world began to turn, and two people who were completely different from the world world world became entangled.
Just as the sister and the foodie nun were meeting, Misaka was running on the road.
"It's actually this time.,It's all the fault of the main god..."I slept too late last night to make a battle plan.,This morning's alarm clock was smashed by Limeng.,Misaka, who got up too late, had to rush to the dormitory where he was going to be hemp.。
Hopefully, Intix's defensive spirit costume "Mobile Church" hasn't been broken by her sister's hand. Misaka received the task of protecting the catalogue of forbidden books, and with the variable of Misaka, if Intex was still seriously injured by the God Crack Fire Weave because of the damage to the "Mobile Church", Misaka did not dare to guarantee that Teacher Xiaomeng could still treat it in time, and he had to take some precautions first.
Time goes back to last night...
Not long after Misaka and Kuroko finished eating, an unprecedented lightning bolt fell from the sky, completely destroying the remaining power system of the Seventh School District, which had just escaped the destruction of the substation.
"Sister-sama!" Kuroko rushed over to pick up her sister, and Misaka ostensibly went home but actually went to Uejo's dormitory to intercept her sister.
Originally, I thought it was just Kamijo grabbing too many specials and grabbing too many lucky items, but Misaka was surprised when he saw Kamijo dangma, and the lucky power passed by Misaka was instantly wiped out by that right hand, and the breath of natural enemies loomed again.
The essence of the fantasy killer is far beyond Misaka's imagination, and I am afraid that its ontology has reached the level of the root of communication. If you can analyze a trace of the law, then the study of the second, third, and fourth methods may all be profitable, and Misaka suppressed his excitement and told Kamijo to go back and wait for Misaka to check it tomorrow.
The reason why there was no overnight torture is because Yuki has finally returned, and he won't run away if he takes his sister's hand a day late, and the main god's side is even more important.
Just as Misaka flew through the sky, Father Lolicon, who had been electrocuted into a hedgehog by Misaka, was waiting for his partner to arrive at the top of a certain building.
"I rushed here as fast as I received your news, did you encounter any trouble?" Just when Steele was waiting impatiently and frequently took out an old pocket watch and turned it on and off repeatedly, his partner's voice finally appeared.
Waist-length long black hair tied in a ponytail. A Japanese sword hangs from his waist and is stuck in the scabbard. It is a Japanese sword called "Reito", which is more than two meters long and is more than two meters long and used by the Japanese Shinto in the rain prayer ceremony. He wore old jeans and a white short-sleeved T-shirt. I don't know what to do with the jeans, the left part of the foot is completely empty, and the bottom of the thigh is exposed. T-shirts, on the other hand, tie the excess cloth at the hem around the waist to expose the navel. Knee-high boots are worn on his feet. Even Japanese knives are sandwiched inside leather belts. It looks like a sheriff in a western movie, but the difference is that the pistol becomes a Japanese sword.
It was the saint who was called "the daughter who often stands at the forefront of exposure" by Archbishop Lola, who betrayed the cuteness, and was the god of fire weaving.
"I'm sorry, but it's almost time for the worst of the day. I know you don't want to see this, so you've been out of the city all the time. But this time I've encountered an enemy that I've never seen before, so I have to let you come over. I'm relieved that you're here, I'm afraid that only you can contend with the enemy this time. ”
"Powerful enemy! Which force is going to pay attention to the list of banned books? "Hearing Steele say that she has met an enemy, her eyes have become very sharp, and she has to erase the memory of Intix every year, which makes her very painful, correspondingly, any guy who hits Intix's attention is her enemy, although she won't take the initiative to kill, but it doesn't matter if you're half-crippled or something.
"It's very likely that the science side has teamed up with some magical society, and seriously, we're in danger right now. Although an agreement has been reached through the Five Elements Agency and the controller behind the school city,But the opponents I met before made it hard for me to trust each other.。 Speaking of that encounter, Steele shuddered, the terrifying thunder and lightning of that day was really memorable, he stabilized his mind, and continued.
"The Five Elements Agency has already informed me that the conflict that day was just an accident, but we must not attack that girl again, otherwise we will bear the consequences. It sounds like a misunderstanding, but do you know who brought me down? The priest paused deliberately and continued.
"What I met was the 'absolute ability' that was recently born in the school city-'electromagnetic control' Kotomi Misaka. It's ridiculous, that girl can indeed manipulate thunder and lightning, but that huge magic array will never fool me, it is magic, although I can't tell which system it is. ”
"The 'absolute ability' of the school city is a magician? That's impossible! "God Crack thinks that the Five Elements Mechanism is not so stupid as to mistake magicians and superpowers, and the "saints" on the scientific side (after the magicians learned that there were absolute abilities on the scientific side, they finally had to reluctantly admit that the scientific side also had saint-level combat power, and they didn't admit that superpowers could be comparable to saints, and at present, magicians still refuse to admit that absolute abilities can reach the level of demon gods) is actually a magician, which is so funny.
The two discussed it for a while, and the completely unfamiliar magic system made it very tricky for the two. Magic warfare is mind-reading warfare. At the beginning of the battle, you usually have already fallen into the enemy's enchantment. The defender must parse the opponent's tactics and disassemble them. The attacker, on the other hand, must anticipate the opponent's counterattack and constantly reorganize the technique. Unlike pure martial arts, it is necessary to analyze the changing situation and see through the opponent's actions after 100 or 200 steps. So behind the barbaric word "battle", it actually means a battle of extreme wisdom.
In this sense, the fact that "the enemy's combat power is unknown" is very disadvantageous for the mage. In particular, the opponent still has the ability to fly, if the battle situation is unfavorable, if the opponent escapes from the air, there is no way for his own side, so he can only hope that the God Crack relies on the powerful physical ability of the saint to jump and attack with the help of buildings, hoping that it will be effective.
"No matter what, if she dares to fight the idea of Intix..."Steele viciously snuffed out the cigarette butt, maybe he is not an opponent, but if he gambles his life, he will definitely not let the other party have a good time, even if it is really a saint-level absolute ability.