Chapter 14: Chu Xuan appears

The teleportation is still the same, but it's hard for Misaka to cause discomfort, so he got up from the ground and looked around, the sci-fi room, and if that's right, this is the alien spaceship. Zheng Zha and Zhang Jie have also gotten up, and there are ten newcomers lying on the ground.

As soon as Zhang Jie stood firm, he immediately looked at the ground, and then he said with a pale face: "It's too bad now, the difficulty of fifteen people will not appear in a science fiction horror film like Alien that can be explained by science and technology, it must be that the main god has changed the difficulty, which is terrible." "This guy is playing tricks again. But in the end, the difficulty hasn't changed.,There's more Misaka and there's one less newcomer.,It seems that the uncle and the fat man's death is not worthless (Uncle and the fat man's soul: Is this our value?) We are despairing of this world).

Everyone looked at him, Zhang Jie took a deep breath and said: "I haven't encountered such a situation yet, but when I was in my first horror film, I listened to the experience of the previous veteran, it is said that in some cases, the main god will change the plot and difficulty of the horror film, and any situation may appear in the horror film, such a situation will generally end with the death of the whole team, of course, you can generally get a very rich reward for completing such a horror movie, you can look at your watch yourself." ”

Misaka's watch has only one line of data, kill the alien, and each member of the team will be rewarded with 1000 bonus points plus 1 D-class horror movie side story.

Zhang Jie took a cigarette from his arms at this time and lit it: "Which of you still remembers the story of Alien One?" ”

Because of the relationship between Zhang Jie and this guy, no one knows which scene the lower part of the road is, so they can only rely on Meng. Zheng Zha and Li Xiaoyi were obviously unlucky, they didn't get the old film alien, and they looked annoyed.

Only Zhan Lan laughed twice, she touched her forehead and said: "You guys are really unprofessional, since now we are even in horror movies, then naturally we have to turn out even the oldest horror movies to watch, and since the last time I guessed that this space existed in ancient times, I also found some modern horror stories to see, this alien plot...... "Misaka and Zhan Lan just watched the alien tetralogy yesterday."

“…… The story of the alien takes place sometime in the future, during the time period of the story, humans have already possessed interstellar long-distance travel technology, and have also created colonies between several solar systems, but unfortunately, humans still have not found any alien creatures until the beginning of the alien. ”

A voice was inserted before Zhan Lan spoke, and an ordinary-looking man with glasses sat up from the ground, although this man looked ordinary, but his eyes were unusually calm, and he seemed to have a different temperament of wisdom.

This is Chu Xuan, the identity arranged by the consciousness of the world is still his cottage research and development, can Misaka now go to the past to recognize relatives so that Colonel Chu can be better to Misaka, don't give people bento (don't go to Zheng Orangutan to ask for support and change to Colonel Chu)? Anyone who sees it as an infinite text can be offended, but don't offend Chu Xuan.

We glanced at each other, and Zheng Zhe was the first to react and said, "Zheng Zhe, welcome to you, new partner." As he spoke, he reached out to the man. Is it really a big husband to recruit people like this? That's how you recruit people on a day-to-day basis? Or are you bold now?

The man hesitated for a moment, shook Zheng Zha's hand and said, "Chu Xuan, if you don't mind, can you tell me what kind of place this is by the way?" ”

Zheng Zhe replied: "It sounds like you are familiar with the plot of Alien One, can you tell us the detailed plot of this horror film first?" ”

Chu Xuan was still sitting on the ground, he lifted his glasses and said, "If you have to insist." ”

Chu Xuan began to explain the plot of this alien......

"Then ......"

When Chu Xuan was halfway through speaking, a voice interrupted Chu Xuan's words and said, "I said okay, early in the morning, I listened to you talking nonsense here, what the hell is this place?" ”

At this time, the other newcomers also sat up, and they were all looking around inexplicably, and three of them were young men with gray hair who were looking at us impatiently. The man at the head was dressed as a hippie, with a nose ring between his nose and even more on his lips, and he said with a grin, "Who are you?" Lao Tzu is surfing the Internet in an Internet café, why did they suddenly come here? ”

It's really a classic scene, there will always be gangsters in the next few scenes, and they are all relatively mixed, why didn't Xu Wenqiang or Xiao Ma come in?

Facing these three gangsters, Zheng Qili ignored them and said loudly: "Please be quiet, we will explain the specific matters in detail next, and now please ask Chu Xuan to tell us the details of the horror film Alien One." ”

Chu Xuan had been looking at us carefully, and at the same time, he also paid attention to the few people sitting on the ground and the surrounding environment, after hearing this, he nodded and said calmly: "Then, the members of the merchant ship naturally plan to destroy the aliens, they don't have many weapons, the one that impresses me the most should be the flamethrower, of course, according to my calculations, this kind of close-range high-temperature weapon is for the aliens with super speed and extremely high defense shell...... It's almost non-lethal, but it can tear you apart at close quarters......"

The three gangster youths seemed to be taken aback by Zheng Zha's tone just now, and when they saw Chu Xuan and the others ignoring them and continuing to speak, they immediately became angry. The man with a copper ring on his face yelled at Zheng Zha: "Damn, what kind of thing are you kid? Dare to order Lao Tzu? I definitely know you, I know where you live, believe it or not, Lao Tzu took people to cut down your whole family! "Do you have a kind of bento that you want to be so fast?

The street gangsters who don't enter the stream, they just want to cut off the whole family when they open their mouths and close their mouths, and they seem to be intelligence officers, no matter who they know, they all know where other people's families live, Zheng Zha hasn't spoken yet, Zhang Jie has already sneered and pointed the muzzle of the assault rifle at the young man with a copper ring on his face and said: "Shut up, now is the most important time to collect intelligence, don't provoke Lao Tzu to be angry." ”

The three thugs and a few people around them panicked when they saw the guns turned towards them, and the bystanders immediately flashed to the side, making way for an open space. The three thugs glanced at each other, they all laughed, and the young man with a copper ring on his face actually took out a pistol from his arms, and said while taking it: "Where are you messing around?" Damn, if you want to buy a fake, you can buy this 54 type, submachine gun? It's fucking funny, who can get the real thing about a submachine gun? At first glance, you can see that Lu Dao is a fake...... "Brain damage is not like this, you know that Lu Dao can't deceive people, so people still take out what to do, not to mention confusing assault rifles and submachine guns." Misaka is desperate for the IQ of this gangster, not even as good as (9).

The moment he took out the gun, Zhang Jie did not hesitate to pull the trigger at all, because he suspected that Misaka might be immune to his hypnosis, Zhang Jie did not hypnotize everyone He broke his arm, but knocked the fake May Fourth away.

This one's reflex arc was quite long, first stunned, and then wailed in fright. The thugs all knelt on the ground, and they finally realized that Zhang Jie was a real guy in his hand, and this realization scared them to the point that they were, and there seemed to be a smell of commotion. Hey, don't defecate in the open, Misaka will be fined.

Several people around us screamed loudly, but there were still several people who were very calm, and they just watched us silently.

Li Xiaoyi cleverly ran over and picked up the pistol, he fiddled with it and said, "Brother Zhang, this is a fake, not the real thing." ”

Zhang Jie nodded, and he said lightly: "All the newcomers have memorized it for me, don't point a gun at me, I will be nervous!" It's likely that you'll make some nervous moves! ”

Zheng Zha glanced back twice, he took out a pack of cigarettes from his arms, handed one to Chu Xuan, and said, "Aren't you afraid?" That's a real gun. ”

Chu Xuan pushed back the cigarette and smiled: "If you don't smoke, it will kill my brain cells, how about it?" Do you want me to continue to talk about the plot details of the horror film Alien One? ”

Zheng Zhe smiled, lit a cigarette and said, "Then I'll trouble you." ”

Chu Xuan continued to explain the plot behind it, and pointed out that there was a big bug in the movie itself.

As he said this, he lifted his glasses and continued: "Let me use a small analogy, if a country knows that it has a nuclear bomb buried in the desert of its own country, will that country send an army to closely monitor and bring back the nuclear bomb, or will it put a soldier in a merchant group and stumble upon the nuclear bomb when passing by there by luck?" It can be said that the director who filmed Alien One can't justify himself here, which is why there is such an obvious bug. ”

Zheng Zha and Zhang Jie glanced at each other, they finally knew why the "main god" was joined by so many newcomers, because there were plot bugs in the horror film Alien One, so the "main god" must have increased its difficulty, and even completely modified the plot, their biggest basis in the horror film has disappeared, and there is no way to predict the plot in advance in the next time.

Chu Xuan had been carefully watching the demeanor of the four people, and he continued: "After that, the remaining members of the merchant ship plan to blow up the merchant ship, and they will escape to the cosmic lifesaving cabin, but in the process of escaping, two more people were killed, and at this time, all the merchant ship members were left with the protagonist, and she finally escaped to the shuttle on the ship, and at the same time, the alien also followed, and the protagonist put on a cosmic suit after discovering the alien, and then she opened the door of the shuttle, and suddenly because of the cosmic vacuum, the air quickly escaped, The pulling force also pulled the alien out of the shadow, and then the protagonist survived, and she was the only one of all the members who survived. ”

"I've finished the story, can the four of you tell me something? For example, what is this place? If I'm guessing correctly...... This is the alien space merchant ship, right? ”

When Chu Xuan saw Zheng Zha's suspicious expression, he smiled and said, "I was just testing it just now, but now I'm a little sure...... It's just that I would like to ask a few people to explain the situation, otherwise I will never be able to imagine what I am here. ”

Zhang Jie and Zhan Lan both wanted to speak, but Zheng Zha interrupted them with a wave of his hand and asked first, "When did you watch the horror movie Alien One?" ”

Chu Xuan lifted his glasses and said, "It was about seven years ago, and I saw something in such a recent time, so I still remember it vividly." ”

Everyone secretly said that the things of seven years ago are still fresh in their memories, so aren't they people who have no memories? Although Misaka is strong enough as a superpower, he really can't see it compared to this demon, and it is estimated that the tree diagram designer is not as strong as his head.

Chu Xuan suddenly said to the group of newcomers: "Everyone should have seen it on the webpage, 'Do you want to understand the meaning of life?' Want to ...... Alive? 'This option, right?' ”

Everyone around them answered, and although the accents were varied, they all answered in the affirmative, and everyone who came chose "YES".

Then it's Chu Xuan's performance time again, his status as a colonel can bluff Zheng Zha, but it's useless to Misaka, Ben Meow knows everything about you. But what kind of computer does this person use, but Misaka is very interested, can partially decipher the invitation of the main god? What computer you use.

Forget it, let's talk about this later, take advantage of the relationship with Senior Colonel Chu now, if you don't talk about it, you won't have time.

"You are that Chu Xuan of Long Yin? Hello, her name is Kotomi Misaka, and she is a replicant cloned by the [Wow-] organization with your original genetic sample. Should Misaka call you Oni-chan or beat Tasan meow? "It's true that this relationship between Misaka and Chu Xuan is in the record of the consciousness of the world, but it's a little awkward to look at it now.

Everyone was surprised that there were people here who were related to each other, and they were still cloned. Chu Xuan was expressionless, and looked at Misaka carefully, especially the ears and tails of the people.

"I did receive information that [Wow-] had betrayed the country with some of the research materials and joined [Wow--] to conduct cloning experiments with this super dark organization. Not long ago, [Wow-] successfully completed a cloning experiment, and the result was indeed a young female. But I didn't expect them to clone a half-orc. "Hey, how do you pronounce that [whoa-wow] silence? And can't the name of Misaka be a little more cute? What a juvenile woman,What a half-orc,Misaka is a cute cat-eared Lori.。

"This is Misaka's bloodline strengthened. Sister Zhan Lan, let's explain it to everyone first. "Misaka, don't toss this with him, everyone has already said before, Zhan Lan will take the 100 points.

Zhan Lan grinned and said, "Then I'll thank everyone...... Hee-hee, I'll cook a few side dishes for you when I go back. The 100 bonus points will be added to cell vitality and muscle tissue strength when you go back. "Please, it's better for you to buy anything from someone else than to add that.

Then Zhan Lan explained the situation here to everyone, especially explained in detail that everyone will be reincarnated in countless horror movies, and each survival horror movie will get 1000 reward points, which can be exchanged for weapons or strengthen the body, and now everyone is standing in the horror film Alien, and the watch that appeared in their hands shows their mission, killing the alien. Of course, Zhan Lan still hid something about the side plot of the horror film, which is a special intelligence property belonging to everyone, and it is impossible to tell them when he sees a newcomer.

Most of the newcomers either looked unbelieving or panicked. In addition to Chu Xuan calmly looking around, there were two other people looking at us calmly, and Zheng Zha was surprised to find that there was a tall and strong Caucasian among the people. Hey, Zheng orangutan, you shouldn't be short-sighted, such a big person didn't find it.

Zheng Zha walked up to the two of them and stretched out his hand and asked, "Two noble surnames, can this one understand Chinese Mandarin?" ”

One of them was a little thin, but at a glance, he knew that Lu Dao was covered with very tight muscles, and he didn't shake hands with Zheng Zha, but took a step back and said, "You can call me zero, and I don't want to answer the rest of the questions." ”

Instead, the Caucasian man grinned and shook Zheng Zha's hand and said, "Kampa Rovsky, you can call me Kampa, of course I understand Mandarin Chinese, but I'm not used to speaking it...... You've got a lot of hands. ”

In addition to the three gangsters who have already confirmed their bento, there are two middle-aged men with briefcases, and looking at their corrupt bellies, Misaka really can't imagine how poor their athletic ability is. The other is two young men, who should be ordinary white-collar workers, one is quite clever and looks around, and the other doesn't seem to believe it, but they are not so panicked, as if because of Misaka's relationship, there is one less female cannon fodder.

It seems that Zheng Zha also doesn't have much hope for the quality of the remaining few people, shook his head and said loudly: "Now please tell me about your previous occupation, age, and what you are best at, and then we can assign our own responsibilities." ”

These people all seemed to hesitate, and Chu Xuan took the first step and said, "Although you said so, it doesn't make sure that what you said is the truth, can there be anything to prove that you are not lying?" For example, what you said was exchanged, or your super physical fitness? ”

"Aren't Misaka's ears and tail okay? This is Misaka's bloodline enhancement. "Although this guy looks annoying, Misaka still tries to set up relationships.

"Modern science is difficult to make orcs, but it's not impossible. The way you look is not evidence. Chu Xuan still has that poker face, it seems that he doesn't plan to recognize this theoretical relative.

"People call it Misaka Kotomi, don't call Misaka half-orcs! Is it so hard to call Misaka a cute cat-eared Lori? Misaka Misaka got angry. "Misaka couldn't suppress the fire, a thunderbolt spear shot at Chu Xuan, of course, his subordinates were still merciful, the fire was the kind of high voltage and low current, and ordinary people were only half-paralyzed when they hit it (this is still merciful, merciless, do you plan to electrocute Colonel Chu). But after launching Misaka, I regretted it.,Actually called yourself a cute cat-eared Lori.,ORZ,The majesty of the people has been lost (never before.,Less than your festival.。 And you just said that you can't offend Chu Xuan).

The superpower of power generation is not something that can be seen in reality, Chu Xuan couldn't dodge it, and became an explosive head, and everyone was shocked when they saw Misaka actually launch thunder and lightning out of thin air.