Okay,For those students who are mixed in this book.,Ill-intentioned, other-purpose, disdainful of the main idea.,Specifically delve into the side door, the love for nonsense is far better than the white hair.,Hello everyone.,The new issue of the living series has begun.。

I was fine some time ago.,On a whim (or maybe I'm more sluggish),I want to see what the sites other than this site and Longkong think of this book.,So I searched a lot.,It turned out that most of the students recommended this book.,The part of shame play is a strong introduction to the main body of this article.。 The basic number of roads is "The author's text is decent, and there is no doubt about the grain and grass, but the nonsense part is like divine help, and it is a virtual possession, which can be called cool." ”

This complicated mood is like working hard day and night with the main house to finally give birth to a girl, and her appearance can be regarded as gratifying. But walking on the road, the word of mouth among the neighbors is the death caused by Daisy's bohemianism back then———— Chrysanthemum's illegitimate daughter is really a goblin.

Gray and slippery pride, refreshing with sourness, and endless aftertaste.

After thinking about it before and after, it came to the conclusion that in the current collection of 4500, about thirty percent of the people who look forward to the living series, about eighty percent of both ends, and for the chatter part of the deep hatred, every time I see the chrysanthemum will be killed quickly, about two percent.

Why don't you do a survey? Updated in proportion to votes?

So today's theme is "Horror 2014: The Rise of the Demon Ape: Human Cops vs Mutant Ape: The Rookie Monkey is Loveless" (Hong Kong translators don't need to thank you, just take it and use it, refreshing!) ）

It seems unlikely that this film will be introduced without spoilers, so I'll pick up some unimportant ones. (Normal comments and spoilers for the full version, a bunch of them have come out for the first time on Douban.) ）

First of all, for students who have watched the first Rise of the Planet of the Apes, this is a movie that can meet everyone's psychological expectations 400%. You can see how Caesar built his tribe, ruled his people (with his eyes), secured his government (with his eyes), and defeated foolish humans (with his eyes).

For those who haven't watched the first part (this is really not much, right?) Students, if you walk into the theater without doing any homework, it will be a disaster———— for the audience around you.

After Chrysanthemum couldn't help but speak out for the second time, and asked the young man in the front row who was enthusiastic about introducing his girlfriend to the plot before he shut up, the two finally found a corner where no one was there and continued to chat happily.

I such a big poster and drew an orangutan head and pasted it at the door of the theater, so the big screen was playing the trailer in the hall on a loop, so many friends who came out of the theater were ostentatiously discussing the plot in the film, if it weren't for the deaf, dumb and blind except for the nostrils, the other five tricks were decorations, and the aggravated mentally handicapped life could not take care of themselves, so you should always know that this group of senior brothers will have some magical powers, right? It is necessary to be shocked Husband you see the orangutan riding a horse, Ouch husband you see the orangutan pig fish, Oops husband you watch the orangutan kill, Oops husband you watch the orangutan talk. Hey, don't panic, don't panic, wait for your husband and you to talk about the cause and effect in detail, saying that five hundred years ago, my Buddha Rulai put the demon monkey town under the mountain of the president of the American Republic······ Wait, wait, what's like this?!! Pretending to be cute is pretending to be stupid, okay?!! The so-called stupid and cute means that it is naturally good?!! It's a mental state that comes from the heart, not a defect in brain development, okay?!! Mentally handicapped and disabled are not cute at all, okay?!!!!!!!!

(When Chrysanthemum watched Harry Potter 7, she had an indecent experience of scuffling with her friends in the back row, and Daisy Black was a strong stroke in history.) Cheng Dù, who was annoyed by watching the movie, was only caught by the dominant road master, and turned his face to see that Niu Shao, who protected me, was looking at his mobile phone, even if it was a girl, he couldn't forgive him······ ）

Ahem, okay, I'm out of control again, get back to business.

1. The main character.

In Hollywood's vast expanse of films featuring non-human characters, there are very few opportunities to actually see these non-human creatures appear on the screen as protagonists, and there are never more shots than human actors. If he really becomes the protagonist, he is more of a humanoid xenomorph. There are two main points: 1. If these non-human characters are to be able to electrify and interact with humans, they must be endowed with certain human qualities, at least to be able to communicate with human representatives without barriers. Either you're going to turn me into a handsome werewolf vampire, and I'll have nothing to do with my abs. Or you'll just be the background for me! I call you ET Alien Godzilla! 2. Whether it is to buy a rubber case for an actor or a post-production synthesis, it costs a lot of money······

So... Having said that, the students must have also felt that there was a turning point in ———— here.

That's right!

There are far more monkey scenes in this film than human scenes, and you can see different species of orangutans! A lot of orangutans! Orangutans all over the mountains, (Caesar is always the straightest one)! See you so cool that you fly! Until you can't fly!

Uncle, I spent money to see the monkeys! Don't be fine, just call the camera to humans! Don't talk about the tragic experience of the death of the whole family of the second male lead! I want to see the monkeys! Do the monkeys understand?!

So the director put 70% of the whole film on the side of the orangutan, and the human side took proper care.

2. CaesarDid you know that it is illegal to be so handsome as a monkey?

3. Eye (ba) God (qi) !!!!!

This is a monkey that Tony Leung can only bow to!

This is a monkey who taught Chen Daoming what it means to be domineering with his eyes!

This is a monkey who has played with his eyes to a height that no one can reach! This is a monkey who has surpassed himself! In the depths of those computer-generated eyes, I saw the universe! I see the future! I saw the gods and Buddhas in the sky! I see the door to a new world! I've got the legendary "possibility"!

In the play, the human representative discovers the tribe of orangutans for the first time, and the male number two is in James, ah no, he can't help himself in front of Caesar, his legs are out of the control of his brain, his knees are pulled downward by something other than gravity, and he falls to his knees with a thud.

Emperor Zhan, phew! Wrong! Caesar stood like a sculpture on top of the boulder, looking proudly at the tiny human with disdain, contempt, questioning, and a vague nostalgia for his childhood.

The second male He had never seen such a might, only to feel that there was something hot in his chest struggling to break out, breaking through his throat and parting his teeth, but it was a song "Conquest" gushing out.

(I made up the last paragraph······ ）

In my mind's eye, the crew should look like this:

"Director, how do you deal with the emotional changes of the characters here?"

"Close-up of Caesar's eyes!"

"Director, how do you express the advancement of the relationship between the characters here?"

"Close-up of eyes!"

"Director, how do you switch between the two sets of shots here?"

"Close-up!

"Director, how do you drag on here?"

"Write!"

"Director, here... Okay, I see, I'll talk to the VFX artist. ”

The film begins with a close-up of Caesar's eyes, and again, ends with it. It has basically reached the point of reaching the pinnacle, and the thoughts of future generations have been broken.

But I just don't get tired of watching it! What to do! It's time to take medicine again!!

Well... To put it normally, this is also a last resort. For the sake of the film's legitimacy, the monkeys communicate with each other in sign language (with lots of subtitles), as well as roaring, supplemented by occasional words that pop up (only used on important occasions). No way, you can't let the orangutans speak authentic American English, right? As the protagonists, the interaction between the characters is naturally indispensable, and at this time, the highest level of performance such as "acting with the eyes" is no longer a choice, but the only choice.

Although I don't know how much credit Andy Serkis has, he and the special effects team of the crew used above-standard finished products to satisfy the audience to the greatest extent. Thanks thanks, thanks. Oh, this is my banknote, please give change.

In short, [as a man with a normal orientation, if he wants to be forcibly analized one day, I hope the abuser can have such eyes] ———— a certain friend of Chrysanthemum.

The above is a one-sentence summary of the eye chapter.

4. Orangutan is sometimes wise and sometimes stupid, with an overwhelming face holding two mung bean eyes, Q to fly, the widow who looks straight at the heart is moved, and only adopts one. If there is a third part, please also ask the director to add a play. Chrysanthemum goodbye.

5. Orangutans are also snobs······

6. Koba (that scarface) is a monkey who can pretend to be cute and stupid in order to kill humans, roll all over the ground, not to mention dignity, and don't frown when he. On the surface, he is upright and loyal, but on the inside, he is ruthless and vicious, and he will be a person (monkey) who can achieve great things in any era. It's a pity that he was born at the wrong time, and he was finally glared at by Caesar.

7. Caesar went home and watched the video that touched me.

“Caesar，home。 Caesar, yourhoue.Oh, daddy hug, daddy hug. ”

8. Speaking of which, I remembered James Franco of the first part······ How to say it, the aura didn't come out at all, including when he played the Green Goblin, he was a little affected by the breath of the face, and he couldn't play against Caesar at all. The second male lead in this part is still the same problem, and he can't withstand the aura of the monkeys.

Gary Oldman, Director Gordon, Sirius, the ** neurotic in the Fifth Element, the ** neurotic in this killer is not too cold, and Dracula in the four hundred years of horror, such a big role has been found for you, and as a result, he will play a person A all the way, and he is not even a villain. The male number one on the human side found a little one I didn't even know... It's that little one... Baidu has seen a few of his works, but I can't remember the participation of this face, and the thinness of the zài sense can be imagined.

I even had a question as to why I didn't just change the character to a woman, it would have been a lot better and the film would be more gender-balanced. (Replacing Caesar's daughter-in-law, who was also poor and weak······ ）

9. Timeline.

Everyone says this is a prequel to the Planet of the Apes series, but I've always had a doubt, I vaguely feel that this is like a remake of "Escape from the Planet of the Apes" in the old five-part series, the protagonist is the same Caesar, the same escape from human control, the same establishment of the Orangutan Empire, the same human death from viruses and nuclear war. Different old versions of Caesar's parents came to Earth in spaceships. Anyway, I don't remember clearly, when I was a child, I watched a rented disc with my father. I wanted to use this momentum to make up for the whole series, but... In the same way as Godzilla, after just a few minutes of watching, he should have been unable to stand those clumsy headgear now, and decisively clicked on the upper right corner······

So, if there is an ape ball master diving here, please don't hesitate to bubble and solve my doubts.

10. Well, nothing has been said that should have been said, and everything that should not have been said has been said, which is good.

In the end, there is nothing to hesitate about in this film, pay for the tickets!!

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End of review.

1. The knight of Sidnia.

Don't mind! It's good to say that it's over, but why don't you give a second season of wind first, right?

What a strange film.

As a pilot, the male protagonist doesn't seem to have grown much.,As a man.,The male protagonist seems... There is no growth in the slightest······ The last line is "I like Sidnia, so, you, kill my favorite girl and use it to frame me for being okay before I made a face and even beat me up!" I like you too! Do you have time to eat? ”

I'll slap you in the air with a big slap and turn 3,600 degrees in the air, believe it or not??????!!!!!!!! Hey, this guy can really come over happily, and you can reward me with another ······.

This is if it can be explained that the male protagonist is not deeply involved in the world and has a wooden personality, but now it can only be said that he is really sick. Some things are unbearable friends, if you kill your wife, you can still ask for peace with each other with a sincere face······ I'm sorry...

This is all about tarnishing the word, it's just a naked servility!

But why do I just want to see it????

(**Naked servility····· ）

2. All of us.

is tepid, and the first half is inexplicably good-looking.

This is a very real male protagonist.,It feels good.。 It's a very strange girl, and it feels good. This is a male number two with a soul that shakes M, but it's not disgusting.,Ma Ma I want to chase this film??????

But looking at it, it still fell into clichés, the characters gradually became face-painted, the lines became more and more predictable, and the characters' reactions were not far from their own guesses. If you want to say that there is no progress between men and women, the male main number is the girl's number. Let's say that there is progress between the two?????? Everyone is under the same roof! Same school! Isn't it supposed to be something like a number that can be done on the first day?! Why did you finally have an expression like realizing the truth of life?! Why was he humiliated in front of a group of friends by his good friends in every way, and he could still do bitter hatred and endure humiliation there?! Which one of these endures is humiliating?! What do you owe to someone?! Is it your boss or does it pay you?! Parents were born to raise more than 100 pounds, just to kick and play with others if they have nothing to do, right?! Left face, right face, forehand, backhand, oops, who is that little one, you go on, I'll take a break and continue to smoke!

?????? I'm sorry I'm excited again??????

Of course, this is just my personal opinion.

Suddenly very curious, what kind of mentality will Japanese audiences look at this male protagonist? Or this type of male protagonist? This image of a weak person is so ordinary that it appears on the new episodes of each season, so much so that I don't know when I have regarded this "abnormal" male character as a daily routine.

All of us's Hehezhuang, a film that starts high and goes low, and finally returns to a dull film.

Ps. As an aside, the reason why school bullying in Japan is so rampant may also have something to do with the endless emergence of such characters. is the same as Foxconn's 14 jumps, no matter how much the media whitewashes themselves, pretending to be distressed about it, and all kinds of deep reflections. One report after another, one after another, increased the exposure, but the one they did did not help these people at all. On the contrary, because of this, those who did not want to go this far in the first place were subjected to **. Driven by conformity, revenge, and, perhaps most fundamentally, disappointment in oneself, the most undesirable step was taken. The words "N consecutive jumps" and "another jump" are written as titles, and the tip of the pen is afraid that there is still blood dripping. Three words are cut out between the lines, "next".

Of course, this kind of thing needs to be reflected, of course, it must be reported, but if it is done too much, and it is made into a TV series, movies, and cartoons, and it is endlessly tossed every year, people will think that this is the so-called "normal". Eventually, a sick society emerges.

3. Pretend to be a forced commentary of the B-hero

Inexplicable film, typical high open and low go.

I don't know what the meaning of it is.,After reading three words, it was cut off.,Two days ago, I made it up in one go.。

It's hard to believe that a film can do 14 words without any main plot at all.

It's hard to believe that a film can be forced to narrate for ten minutes per episode, and that's all it says, but it's still confusing about the so-called magic. It's just a complex vocabulary that has been coined, but it doesn't play any positive role other than making the audience more confused. At first glance, it sounds lofty, but when you think about it, it doesn't make sense.

This deliberately created sense of distance is the most direct expression of the author's weak heart———— he is afraid that you will get closer, and see it clearly, he is afraid that this has no contradictory core and cannot be justified, and the loose story set like rootless duckweed is seen through by the audience. So he forced his composure, let go of some nonsense pseudo-professional terms, and deliberately muddied the water and lowered the audience's IQ.

In fact, the audience has long seen through it.

Maybe they don't bother to dig deeper, maybe they haven't realized it yet, but the word "forcible explanation" has been invented by everyone.

This film has long since ended.

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Say something festive!

1. The Legend of Cora Season 3! Boom!

A handsome villain! Finally entered the Four Heavenly Kings chapter! The painting has restored the level of the first episode! The girl is expected to be lily! In short, this is what I am pursuing, no private goods, no impurities, a qiē for the audience, the purest entertainment.

2. Where Are You Going, Daddy Season 2!

I'm sorry I exposed, Chrysanthemum is also a vulgar person who is a hi child. I am more optimistic about sheep X3, although people are small but they know a lot, they carry out the weight, they are very reliable at critical times, and they will be able to achieve a career when they grow up. Well. (He smiles and leaves.) ）

I'm a staunch royal sister, and loli is an evil way. In the face of the old man of Sendie, he never moved his mortal heart, but this time the crew made a big move and sacrificed monsters like Duomei, and he couldn't sit still in the sea!

Sins, sins, sins. I don't know if I can still get on the wheel now······

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It's really painful to find resources.,Every time I watch a new thing, it's like fighting with the sky.。 Is there a more optimistic introduction? Excludes Sailor Moon (must see) and Sword (not watchable).

Above.