Sun Xisheng, the old secretary, and Hua Yunpeng, chairman of the Chinese People's Political Consultative Conference, are the two oldest comrades in this tour group, and naturally no one else is sharp in their actions, and if they make a slight mistake, there will be an unexpected situation.

The ground of the mountain road is uneven, after more than three hours of bumps, the whole car has a deep understanding, and it has rained for several hours, the ground is slippery, needless to say, these old comrades get out of the car, there may be an emergency situation at any time, Wu Xiaojun did not dare to be careless, saw the old CPPCC chairman Hua Yunpeng got out of the car, and hurriedly got up and walked down with an umbrella.

Hua Yunpeng cautiously stepped out of the car, Wu Xiaojun immediately opened his umbrella for him, grabbed his arm with one hand, saw that there were potholes on the ground, and there was a lot of rain, he was extra careful, and walked about ten steps to the side of the road, and whispered, "Old leader, it's here!" ”

"You have to pay attention to some rules, how can it be done here, there are a lot of people in the car, and a few female comrades who got off the car in front of them can see that it is not good, and go forward!" Hua Yunpeng shook his head and said embarrassedly.

Wu Xiaojun said in his heart, those old ladies are not on the left side of the road, holding up an umbrella, unscaring about unbuttoning their belts, taking off their pants and squatting on the ground, which is directly convenient, an old man who is too old to solve it on the spot in this wilderness, even if it is seen by others, who will care about what with you.

But seeing that this old comrade is quite particular, it is difficult to say anything more.

The two walked forward for about twenty meters, and when they came to the back of a big rock at the bend of the mountain road, Hua Yunpeng whispered, "Doctor Xiaowu! I'm going to get bigger, it's going to take a little longer, you go to the side and wait for me first! ”

Wu Xiaojun heard that the old man didn't want to make it convenient for him to look at him, nodded slightly, handed the umbrella in his hand to Hua Yunpeng, and retreated to the side of the road.

Hua Yunpeng has always had the old problem of constipation, although he has seen a lot of doctors, they are all symptomatic and can not cure the root, it is a headache, often a week without a whole big one, almost every time before pooping, you have to eat a few Huaijiao pills, and sometimes you have to drink senna to solve the problem.

Hua Yunpeng, who has not defecated for eight days, was particularly excited about this trip, and forgot to do his homework in advance while being happy, and the fall was particularly uncomfortable, so he had to ask to get off the bus conveniently.

However, after squatting for more than ten minutes, my face was red and my neck was thick, my legs were numb, and I didn't pull it out at all.

Wu Xiaojun was worried that something was wrong with him, so he asked several times in a row, and he said, "Not yet, wait a minute!" In a hurry, he came behind him without permission and asked in a low voice, "Old leader!" Can't you solve it! Why don't you get in the car first and solve it when the time is right! ”

Hua Yunpeng felt like a stone that couldn't come down and go up, blocking the door of his ass and was uncomfortable, and it was not so easy to stand up again at the moment, and said with a very painful expression, "Doctor Xiaowu, I'm not afraid of your jokes, I have an old problem with constipation, and it's very difficult to relieve my stool every time, so wait!" ”

When Wu Xiaojun heard this, he asked in surprise, "Old leader! How long has it been since you pooped? ”

"Hey! It's been eight days, and every time I used to use some medicine in advance, it could be solved, but this time it's really hard to solve without taking medicine! Hua Yunpeng said weakly.

Wu Xiaojun thought for a while and said, "Old leader! I'm a proctologist, can I see what's okay? ”

Hua Yunpeng may be uncomfortable and can't support it, let alone care about anything, nodded and agreed, "You help me see what's going on!" As he spoke, he held on to the stone wall with both hands, bent down and pouted his ass for Wu Xiaojun to check him.

Wu Xiaojun pushed aside Hua Yunpeng's ass to expose his anus, only to see a black thing propping up the anus round and blocking it tightly, and asked lightly, "Old leader!" Have you been in this situation for a while, at least half a month? ”

"Doctor Xiao Wu, you're right, I haven't pulled the poop for nearly a month, every time I squatted for half a day before, although the fall was very uncomfortable, like something blocking the ass door, but I just squeezed out some loose stool, and I couldn't pull it out!"

Obedient to Yun Peng's words, Wu Xiaojun immediately concluded that he was a typical "fecal stone disease", he had seen it when he was interning at the Affiliated Hospital of Pingxi Medical College, and he had dealt with it personally, since this was the case, it seemed that this old man couldn't pull it out if he squatted for another hour, and he could directly help him solve it.

At the moment, I have neither gloves nor medical curved forceps to handle incinerated stones, so I can only use my hands to pick out little by little.

"Old leader! You have fecal stones, it is very dangerous not to deal with it, please lie down a little more, bear with it for a while, I will give you the stool out now! ”

Wu Xiaojun said as he ignored the dirty smell, put his hand into Hua Yunpeng's anus, felt that the dung stone was particularly hard, reached out and pulled a hard branch, carefully broke the dung stone, and then picked out the dung little by little.

Wu Xiaojun and Hua Yunpeng are gone, no one knows what's going on, the whole car feels very anxious, Jiang Jingwei saw that the driver was very impatient, and hurriedly got out of the car and followed the direction where the two of them went.

When he came to the side of the big stone, he suddenly felt a foul smell coming to his nose, and when he looked at it, Chairman Hua Yunpeng was hunched over and pouted with his hands against the wall, Wu Xiaojun bent over behind his buttocks, crossbowed his nose, closed his mouth, looked at his ass intently, his hands were not idle, he threw things out, and was suddenly startled, what is the situation, what are the two of them doing!

Subconsciously turned around, pinched his nose with his hand, and asked in a muffled voice, "Doctor Xiaowu, what are you doing, why don't you get in the car for so long?" ”

Wu Xiaojun heard Jiang Jingwei's voice, and responded, "The old leader's exit is not smooth, I'm dredging him, it will take at least ten minutes, you go back to the car and let everyone be restless, wait a while!" ”

When Jiang Jingwei heard this, her face turned red, she was embarrassed to step forward again, and turned back.

Seeing that he was about to get to the front of the car, he suddenly covered his mouth from behind with a rough hand, and then a cold dagger was put under his neck, and he instinctively struggled a few times, and made a "woo woo" sound in his mouth, but he was really weak in front of the man, and he was completely controlled by others, and he couldn't move or shout.

"Don't make a sound, be honest with Lao Tzu, otherwise, Lao Tzu will throw you down the mountain! Xiao Tao, get in the car! A man said in a deep, penetrating voice, thrusting her bulging buttocks twice, shoving her toward the car.

Jiang Jingwei watched two middle-aged men covered with black veils get into the car, and suddenly felt that the situation was not good, this was a robbery, and suddenly turned pale with fright, his heart jumped suddenly, his legs trembled, and his whole body trembled.

asked Xiao Tao and the two men to get into the car, shook the dagger in his hand, and shouted viciously, "Don't move!" Don't move! To be honest, take out all the money in your pocket, whoever dares to move around will immediately slaughter the woman under the car! ”

Immediately, Xiao Tao closed the door, and the two gangsters began to ask people for money one by one.

Jin Baozhu and Ma Xinjiao, who were sitting in front, saw this scene, and immediately felt shocked in their hearts, and said secretly, I really said that Cao Cao Cao arrived, just now the driver master also said that it was dangerous here, and he couldn't park, who knew that Lao Huafei was in a hurry to get out of the car conveniently, and he went down, and after solving the problem, he quickly came up and left, and he would not encounter the stall of the robbery, these people mainly asked for money, and now the leader of the team was detained as a hostage, and he couldn't give it if he wanted to, as long as Jiang Jingwei was not in trouble, the money would be given to them.

So, the two handed each other a color, suddenly stood up, and said to the two, "Two, two, don't you just want money, please don't be impulsive, although we are all a group of old guys who came out to play, and we didn't have much money on hand, but it was enough for a few people to have a glass of wine!" Please take it! As he spoke, he slowly took out the money from his pocket and handed it to the second gangster.

The second mixed man took the money, glared at the two of them fiercely, and said viciously, "Don't play tricks, shut your mouths, and sit down honestly!" ”

At this moment, Bai Lingyan's frightened heart jumped suddenly, she didn't dare to look at the second mixed up, she just looked forward to Wu Xiaojun coming back quickly, and timidly took out the four hundred yuan on her body, the second mixed reached out and grabbed it, and Bai Lingyan made a pair of eyes, and her heart was excited, this little girl is so beautiful, ten thousand times stronger than the chattering yellow-faced woman at home, but unfortunately she can't be taken away, hehe smiled, "Little girl, is it very good, the eldest brother likes it very much, but the money is too little, get off with the buddy in a while!" ”

Xiao Tao saw that the second mixed person and Bai Lingyan were talking amorously, and he was a little anxious, and scolded, "You bastard Wang Ba calf, what are you talking about, hurry up and work!" ”

"Aren't I busy, what are you angry at me!" The second mixed man turned around and smiled slyly at Xiao Tao.

Why didn't Lao Hua and Wu Xiaojun come back, in this wilderness, deep in the mountains, in an uninhabited ghost place, after a while, these people took the money and got out of the car, and they couldn't chase it back if they wanted to.

Seeing that the second mixed people were about to search the pockets of the whole car, the old guys were so anxious that they were sweating all over their bodies.

Jiang Jingwei's mouth was covered by the man was really uncomfortable, and there was a feeling that she was about to suffocate, taking advantage of the man's slight unpreparedness, she broke free of his hand, shook her head vigorously, and a "bang" hit the body of the car, and suddenly a bright red blood mark appeared on her shoulder.

When the man saw her like this, he scolded sharply, "Stinky! Don't you want to die! Reached out and grabbed her hair, dragged her into his arms, picked up the slap, opened the bow left and right, and slapped several times in a row.

Wu Xiaojun was picking stool for Hua Yunpeng, and suddenly heard Jiang Jingwei's voice was wrong, and the voice of a strange man scolding an adult, his heart trembled, and his first premonition was that something was wrong with the car, so he stopped and whispered, "Old leader!" There's an accident over there, and now the stool in the anus has been pulled out, you put your pants on, stay here and don't move, I'll go to the back and see! ”

After speaking, he got up and came to the road, and saw a man pulling Jiang Jingwei's hair, punching and kicking, and couldn't help but be angry from his heart, evil to the side of the gall, his teeth were rattling, his fists were clenched, and he pounced on him with lightning speed.