Chapter 13: Collect Taxes, Your Majesty the Demon King!
Su Su's logic is direct and powerful, although it does not conform to the main theme of a harmonious society, but it also makes Li Qing let go of the burden in his heart.
He changed his clothes, went to the vegetable market outside the community to buy vegetables, and bought a set of toiletries for Su Su by the way. When he got home, he cooked a sumptuous dinner, beer, and microwave lamb, and had a good meal with Susu.
After dinner, Su Su did not continue to play with the computer, but sat in the living room and watched TV, saying that he wanted to learn more about the earth through TV.
Li Qing wanted to code Braille while Su Su was watching TV, but Su Su didn't let him go and forced him to watch TV with her. Li Qing couldn't resist her, so he had to watch TV with her. The two saw it together at eleven o'clock, and it wasn't until Su Su was sleepy that he took a bath and went to bed.
The bedroom was occupied by Su Su, and Li Qing could only sleep on the sofa. Although the sofa at home is old-fashioned, it is also comfortable, and it can be used as a double bed when it is spread out and covered with thick sofa cushions. Li Qing slept peacefully and comfortably that night, and he did not have nightmares because of murder, nor did he toss and turn because he was afraid that the police would come to the door.
Susu also slept comfortably. She was lying on the big bed in the bedroom, with seven cute dolls on either side, and a satisfied smile on her lips all night.
At half past six the next day, Li Qing got up. After he finished washing, cooked a pot of dumplings, adjusted the sauce, and went to wake Su Su up. After knocking on the door, Su Su, who got up and was very angry, punched and kicked him, and went back to bed when he got angry. Li Qing had no choice but to eat his share, and left a note for Su Su, telling her to use the microwave to heat the dumplings after she got up, and wrote down the instructions for using the microwave oven in detail.
In fact, Li Qing is very clear about Su Su's ability, and the instructions for using the microwave oven are likely to be redundant. But for the sake of safety, even if it is redundant, it must be done.
Leaving the note on the coffee table and pressing it with a glass, Li Qing went out to school. And Su Su, who was lying on the bed, suddenly opened his eyes after hearing the sound of Li Qing locking the door, and a sly smile appeared on his little face.
She got up quickly, got dressed, but had no boots, jumped out of bed barefoot, ran out of the door, came to the door of the opposite house, and rang the doorbell.
There is an office worker living opposite Li Qing, only the husband and wife, who go out at half past seven every day, and are still eating breakfast at home at this time. After the doorbell rang, the hostess opened the door and saw that it was a cute little girl at the door, and she couldn't help laughing.
"Little sister, is there anything wrong with you?" She asked kindly.
Su Su stretched out his little hands expressionlessly, looked into the eyes of the hostess, and said in a dignified and arrogant tone: "Collect taxes, one thousand yuan per household per quarter." As she spoke, a faint glow flashed in her clear, pure eyes.
The hostess was stunned for a moment, then nodded, "Okay, please wait." With that, she turned back to the house, muttering as she went, "Such a heavy tax...... Alas, there is really no way, and you can't evade taxes...... Alas, this month's food is a little worse. ”
Although she was complaining, the hostess quickly took out the money and handed over a thousand yuan to Su Su.
Su Su took the money, nodded majestically, turned to leave, and went upstairs to continue collecting taxes.
After Su Su left, the voice of the male host came from the room: "Wife, who were you talking to just now?" ”
The hostess stood at the door, stunned for a long time, and suddenly patted her head: "Hey, who did I talk to just now?" "She's forgotten all about the past......
When Su Su went door to door to exercise the lord's right to collect taxes, Li Qing had already driven a small electric car into the campus. Parking the car under the Shaw Building, which was donated by Shao Daheng, he entered the classroom with his textbooks. The two classes in the morning are big classes, three classes together, and now it is still very early before the class, but dozens of people have come to the big classroom, all of them are girls at a glance, all of them are studying on their own, and Li Qing is a man.
Li Qing didn't wear a hat to cover his bald head today, and showed his bare head generously. However, he didn't have much presence in the class before, and he had few friends, so even if he changed to a new hairstyle with a high fashion value, it didn't attract much attention. A few girls looked at him with a smile.
Li Qingzao was accustomed to such a situation, walked into the classroom with a book in his arms, found a corner to sit down, opened the book and read it carefully.
At the same time, outside the north gate of the school, in the open space where Li Qing exercised yesterday, the eighteen or nineteen-year-old, refreshing and handsome kung fu girl, standing in the place where Li Qing walked around in a mud walk yesterday, holding her chest with one hand, holding her chin with the other, her eyebrows lightly locked, and she looked thoughtfully at the traces left by Li Qing yesterday.
On the ground that Li Qing walked on yesterday, there was a circle of footprints two or three centimeters deep, which looked very exaggerated. The kung fu girl looked at it for a while, walked over to a few footprints, and stomped her foot hard, and the ground shook slightly, making a muffled sound. When I lifted my foot, I had a clear footprint on the ground, but it was less than two centimeters deep.
The kung fu girl's brows furrowed even tighter, and she took a few more steps in the mud, leaving deep plow marks, but the depth was still not as deep as the footprints left by Li Qing.
"Better than me? Is there really such a master in the world? ”
The girl muttered to herself strangely, took a deep breath, didn't think about the things that made her feel a little depressed, and concentrated on practicing boxing.
At the end of the first class, Li Qing stretched and walked out of the classroom to rest. On the balcony, the only dozen or so boys from the three classes had gathered together to chat. Seeing Li Qing coming, the boys made fun of Li Qing's bald head for a while, and then talked about the college entrance examination reform/reform one by one.
The college entrance examination reform/reform is prepared to reduce the score of English, and may even cancel the English college entrance examination directly. The employment rate of English majors has been declining year by year in recent years, and if the English language of the college entrance examination is changed/reformed, the employment rate of English graduates will be further reduced. For English students, this reality is not pretty.
If it was before, Li Qing would have felt depressed. But now it's different, even if the college entrance examination is reformed/reformed in the future, it will be more difficult to find employment, and Li Qing can also do other things with his ability.
"I can play MMA, NBA. Even if you suppress half of your strength, you can become a star in the world. You can also go to shoot action movies, and you don't need a stand-in for any dangerous action, which is better than Jackie Chan. No matter how bad it is, you can go to be a bodyguard, or even join the army, in short, you will not be unable to find a job. The college entrance examination reform/reform is a good thing, it should have been changed a long time ago, Chinese have nothing to do with what English do the whole people learn? The Chinese children who are so good are pitifully poisoned by the birds. Does Midi force children to learn Chinese? A great country must have the ambition of a great country! ”
He thought heartlessly.
Speaking of which, Li Qing really has no feelings for English. The reason why he chose the English Department is only because he is good at language learning, and his college entrance examination score is just enough for the score line of the English Department of Dongfu University. He just uses English as a tool to make a living, and plans to become a teacher in the future.
After chatting for a few minutes, a boy suddenly said, "Look, little dragon girl! ”
The boys, who were originally worried, were all shocked when they heard this, and looked in the direction pointed by the boy who spoke.
Internet celebrity, otaku goddess and goddess, Xiaolongnu, a second-year student in the English Department of Dongfu University, is talking to someone at the staircase not far away.
She is tall, graceful, with long hair and shawl, clear and cold, pure as ice, and her temperament is very similar to Jin Yong's Little Dragon Girl, like a novel character who came out of a book.
All the people who have seen her photos on the Internet admit that none of the heroines of the previous "Condor Heroes" TV series are more worthy of the name "Little Dragon Girl" than her. The name "Little Dragon Girl" was born to be used on her.
Netizens even jointly proposed to let Xiaolongnu play the latest version of the Condor Heroes directed by Director Yu Da, netizens said that the otaku god Xiaolongnu doesn't need any acting skills, and when she stops in front of the camera, she is the most beautiful Xiaolongnu.
changed Dongfang Undefeated to Dongfang Girl, and the director Yu Da, who was a great success, really contacted Xiaolong's sister and invited her to participate in the performance, and the salary was equal to that of the same first-line TV star. However, Xiaolong's sister simply refused the invitation, which made her fans cry out for pity.
After this incident, Xiaolong's female junior sister was even more popular, and no matter where she went, she could always attract attention. Of course, everyone is a college student, they are reserved, not brainless fans, attention is attention, but onlookers will not, at most look at her YY.
Everyone loves beautiful women, and Li Qing is not exempt from vulgarity, and he even thought about becoming a "dragon knight". So Li Qing also looked at the little dragon girl at this time, and pretended to walk over to the staircase casually while watching, preparing to pass by with soy sauce and enjoy it up close.
Of course, Li Qing is not the only one doing this. In fact, on this floor, all the boys who found that the little dragon girl had arrived almost made the same move. Everyone is a relatively reserved college student, although they don't watch, but it's okay to pretend to play soy sauce and pass by Xiaolongnu and enjoy it up close. Some are even more excessive, and even pass by repeatedly, taking passing by as a kind of life.
The few people in front of Li Qing first walked quickly to the vicinity of Xiaolongnu's junior sister, and then quickly slowed down and slowly made a passing. When they passed by, they all had bright eyes, and they looked at the little dragon girl without reserve, all of them were wolf-like.
Xiaolong's female junior sister has been tested for a long time, and she has already been trained to be immune to all kinds of strange eyes, the so-called he looks at him, and the bright moon shines on the river. No matter how you stare at it, it's not a piece of meat, isn't it? Therefore, the junior sister of Xiaolong is very calm, and her face does not change.
It's the same when Li Qing passes by. But when he passed by, he found that the person chatting with Xiaolongnu was actually a very beautiful girl. It's still a foreign girl with straight long straight hair of pure blonde, big dark blue eyes, and a hot body.
Speaking of which, this beautiful foreign chick is also quite sad. She is also a first-class beauty, but it is a pity that she stood with the best beauty Xiaolongnu, and her own brilliance was suppressed by Xiaolongnu and was ruthlessly ignored. If it weren't for the fact that Li Qing had a super beautiful Lori queen in his family, getting along day and night for the past two days has improved his immunity to beauty, and he might only stare at Xiaolongnu at this time and ignore the foreign girl.
There is a saying that good people have good rewards. Li Qing didn't ignore the foreign girl, and the foreign girl also reciprocated and looked at Li Qing twice. Not only did she see it, but she also greeted Li Qing: "Hi, hello! ”