Li Qingdu threatened this, but Su Su still didn't react, and slept sweetly while standing.

"Susu, you're deliberately giving me benefits, right?"

Li Qing's face showed a look of emotion, and he sighed: "It's really General Ben's luck to have a good boss who is so considerate of your employees!" Since you insist on giving me benefits, then I will accept it unceremoniously! Well, I'm going to go! ”

After that, Li Qing moved his five fingers, and he was about to pinch it.

At the last moment, Su Su opened his eyes suddenly, and said repeatedly: "Don't do it!" Wake up, wake up, people are already awake! ”

Li Qing stopped moving, with a little reluctance, removed his hand from Su Su's buttocks, and asked, "Are you really awake?" You don't suddenly close your eyes and fall asleep, do you? ”

"I'm really awake, I won't fall asleep again!"

Su Su pouted, reluctantly took the skirt handed by Li Qing, and muttered in a low voice: "Really, the genius is bright, and he wants to force people to get up...... Lack of sleep can affect development. If people don't grow tall in the future, and the mi/mime doesn't grow big, see how you compensate me! ”

"If you go to bed early and wake up early, you will grow faster." Li Qing smiled and said: "As long as you can maintain good living habits, I can guarantee that your height will never be worse than that of Xiaolongnu, and your mind will definitely not be inferior to Qiqi." Anyway, isn't your former queen form already in shape? Tall and long-legged, they are all supermodel-level ......"

Su Su said unhappily: "But people's breasts were not big enough in the past. It's about the same as the little dragon girl, much smaller than Kiki. You say that height and long legs are supermodel level. Such a tall person, but his chest is only a little bigger, it's not perfect at all! ”

Li Qing smiled: "But Long'er's breasts are not small!" ”

"That's because she's not as tall as I used to be. You let her grow as tall as me? If I was as tall as I used to be, if you look at her breasts, they would definitely be small. Su Su said unconvinced while wearing a skirt: "People want to sleep a little longer, just to promote the growth of breasts!" Breasts are accumulated by fat, and if you want to store more fat, sleeping is the best way. ”

"The fat accumulated in sleep is always the first to appear on the small stomach and waist." Li Qing touched his chin, looked at Su Su's flat lower abdomen and Ying Ying's small waist, and played with taste: "Do you want to hang a swimming ring on your stomach and waist?" ”

"People don't want to grow swimming rings." Su Su couldn't help but shiver when he thought of the fat growing on his small belly and waist, and his head shook like a wave drum: "Don't don't, it's so ugly to death!" ”

"I won't be able to sleep in that way." Li Qing smiled slightly: "You have to drink less wine, and you have to eat less sweets or something." ”

Su Su was not happy when he heard it: "This doesn't work, that doesn't work, then what's the point of me living?" Life in the world, eat and drink. If you don't eat or drink well, you might as well die. ”

Li Qing laughed and said, "Susu, are you a little pursuing?" You have also been a great demon king and have dominated the fate of countless people. How is it that it has been reduced to eating, drinking, and merrymaking now? ”

"That's right!" Su Su had already put on her skirt and jumped out of bed barefoot. Hearing Li Qing say this, she clenched her right hand into a fist, snapped it on the palm of her left hand, and made a sudden appearance: "I am also a person who has been a monarch, how can I pursue ordinary eating, drinking, and having fun so ordinary?" ”

Li Qing nodded with satisfaction: "Susu, you finally realized." ”

Su Su smiled: "That's right." I have to pursue a different kind of eating, drinking and merrymaking! If you eat it, you need dragon liver and phoenix marrow, and if you drink it, you need to brew it with immortal wine. As for play, it's a little more lofty. Private jets, yachts and so on are just small cases, I have to have a private spaceship, an underwater castle, a sky amusement park, virtual reality online games, etc., etc., to be worthy of my identity! ”

Li Qing Khan: "Isn't this still eating, drinking, and having fun?" ”

"But it's not just any eating, drinking, and having fun!" Su Su crossed his hands on his hips and said proudly: "What I pursue is high-end and high-grade eating, drinking and playing, which must be distinguished from ordinary eating, drinking and playing." In short, my eating, drinking, and merrymaking must be elegant and stylish.

"You have to drink red wine like the difference between a nobleman and a commoner, and a nobleman has to drink Lafite of '82, and you have to take a goblet and smell it in a fake way. As for ordinary people, they just drink dozens of pieces of dry red a bottle, use disposable wine glasses, and mix Sprite into them......"

Li Qingmulan said: "I can't drink the difference between a special vintage Lafite and a bottle of dry red for dozens of pieces." I drink red wine and love Sprite. What is shaking the wine glass and smelling the fragrance, to put it mildly, it is just a rule formulated by the West to pretend to be B, and it is also sought after by petty bourgeoisie. I'm sure nine out of ten of them don't smell any tricks, they're just pretending. ”

"So you don't have an aristocratic style!" Su Su shrugged his shoulders and comforted: "But it doesn't matter, you were originally a rough knight, riding a black nightmare war horse, wearing a tattered black armor full of flesh and blood, wielding a decapitating giant sword to chop people's heads and stumps flying, that is your romance."

"If you drink wine, you should use the enemy's skull as a wine glass, fill a cup full of two pots mixed with the blood of the enemy's heart, raise your neck and drain it, and then directly wipe your mouth with your hand, exhale a breath of wine, and say that it is refreshing...... Wow, it's so romantic! ”

"......" Li Qing was speechless, feeling that the romantic standards set by Su Su for him were too rough. It's true that he is a rough knight, and it is not false that he doesn't like petty bourgeois pretenses, but Su Su's so-called romance sounds too creepy.

The wine glass made of skulls should be mixed with blood in the wine...... This barbarian style of mushroom hair and blood-drinking doesn't seem to match anything with romance or force.

It's almost the same to say domineering and wild......

"Knight, I've decided, I'll have to slaughter a god in the future, and use the god's skull to make a wine cup for you. You also have to recruit a group of winemakers to help you brew the second pot head. As for your Nightmare Armor, I've decided to give it to you, and I've made it look like it's in tatters, full of sword scars, explosion scorch, and you'll have to get some bloodshot and flesh on it. When the time comes, you wear a nightmare suit and go into battle, you don't have to fight, you light up your armor, and when you see your tattered armor, the blind will know that you have experienced a hundred battles, and you will be scared of your weak legs first......"

"I actually like to mix boiled water with boiled water, and it is not suitable for me to drink blood or something...... Also, I don't want to wear tattered armor, I also want to look stylish! Okay Susu, it's not early, you better sneak back to your room and wash up, be careful, the soldiers in the military village will get up to practice you in the morning, don't be seen by outsiders. ”

Seeing that Su Su opened the conversation box and had a tendency to talk endlessly, Li Qing hurriedly interrupted her and pushed her out.

"Huh, huh? Knight, what are you anxious about? I haven't finished talking yet, and I have a better idea. You say, how about I help you with the whole look? If you don't change your appearance, you just make some criss-crossing scars on your face, and it's best to wear a black eye patch and pretend to be a one-eyed dragon. In this way, the appearance of your experience in a hundred battles will be more convincing......"

Li Qingwaterfall Khan: "Do you call the criss-crossing scars plastic surgery?" That's called disfigurement, it's pretty much the same! I'm very happy with my appearance, and my eyes are also very powerful when I transform into killing mode, so I don't need to be disfigured and scary. As an idol, I still have to rely on this face to eat, how unreasonable do you want me to be disfigured! ”

"Knight, what are you afraid of? More scars on your face will not detract from your charm, but will make you more domineering...... And in this way, you can also test whether your little lovers are sincere to you. If they dislike you because you have a scar on your face, it means they don't love you enough......"

"What kind of crooked reasoning are you?"

"Where is this fallacy? It's clearly true! In short, knight, don't worry, no matter what you become, I won't dislike you. What I look for is not the appearance, but the ......."

"You don't have enough looks to look good, do you? Who is stinky and beautiful all day long, holding his own face and saying that his beauty is invincible in the world? Who would have imagined that the Lord of Radiance would send spies out of jealousy of his beauty? Who is it that worries about his own cat/cat all day long? Susu, it's not me talking about you, you're the kind of person who attaches the most importance to appearance! ”

"Knight, you're wrong to say that. My beauty is invincible in the world, not because I am stinky and narcissistic, but because of the objective fact that I am indisputable...... I'm actually very modest and low-key, and I never show off my beauty. Even if others touted me, I would never be proud of it......"

"Okay, okay, I know you're humble and low-key. What's that, this is all out of the door, walk two steps and go up the corridor so that others can see you, why don't you hurry up and be invisible? ”

"Then don't push me out, won't no one be able to see me? Okay, good, I'm invisible...... Really, pushing me out in such a hurry, I don't know how much you dislike me! ”

"I hate you? Am I thinking about your reputation? If someone sees you coming out of my room early in the morning......"

"You already said it last night, you don't need to repeat it." As he spoke, Su Su cast a spell to become invisible, disappeared from in front of Li Qing, and then walked lightly to his own barracks.

Li Qing crossed his waist with one hand, wiped the sweat from his forehead with the other, took a long breath, and muttered: "Fortunately, no one saw ......" Xuan frowned again, and said to himself with some worry: "Su Su, that girl, won't really make my nightmare suit into a beggar suit with a tattered appearance, right?" If I want to wear that outfit to fight, I might as well run naked. I hope she's just on a whim......"

Su Su walked to his room in stealth and said secretly in his heart: "Hmm, it's really a wonderful idea to design the knight's nightmare armor with scars all over it!" This idea must not be forgotten, it must be implemented! The little white face wears a bright armor, and the black knight of my family has to be as rough as he wants. That's the only way to deter......"