The two had just entered the main topic, when they suddenly heard someone shouting in a hoarse voice not far away, the voice was from far to near, especially clear in the quiet night.

The startled Wu Xiaojun hurriedly pulled out his spear, got up from Lu Piaopiao's body, and put on his clothes as quickly as possible.

Lu Piaopiao's face turned pale when he was frightened, his whole body trembled, he put his skirt on his body in a panic, turned around and drilled into the depths of the woods.

The two held their breath and squatted down behind the three pine balls, Wu Xiaojun firmly grabbed Lu Piaopiao's hand and whispered, "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, baby, there is me!" Let's wait a little while and go out when they're gone!" ”

"When the sun goes down, I drill into the quilt, get into the quilt and touch my sister, and my sister smiles! ——”

"I said San'er, don't yell at your gelding duck throat! As soon as it makes a sound, it makes people feel their scalp tingle, and in the middle of the night, it can scare away a group of toads who are mating! ”

"Hehe, Brother Kui, my little brother is happy today, I and the four ghosts caught three pairs of mandarin ducks fighting in the field in one night, and we gained a lot."

"Okay, you brainless hunter finally has some chance to hunt game, what are the gains, let my brother hear about it!"

"The first couple was in the grass on Lovers Island, and the four ghosts and I saw that they were all disarmed, and when they were particularly engaged and in good spirits, we quietly took their clothes and turned them over. Damn, it's really disappointing, it's a pair of poor ghosts, a total of less than thirty yuan, it's not enough to even fight a tooth sacrifice, Sensei said to go to find a girl to set off a cannon. In a fit of rage, we each took a soak of urine on their clothes. ”

"San'er, you are really immoral enough, it's just a matter of peeing, and you even pulled a bubble of on the woman's short-sleeved top. Presumably, that woman wears it on her body and smells your stench, and the embarrassment is big enough. It's a pity that you kid ran too fast and didn't see it! ”

"And what about me, you kid even took out the sanitary napkin in the girl's bag and threw it into the river."

"Well, well done, you two fools have learned this trick, and go on!"

"The second pair, two hours ago, behind the temporary building under the Rainbow Bridge, a pair of men and women in their thirties, the woman was very beautiful, and the pair of double bags were particularly plump and sultry, and the job was very experienced and beautiful. What six or nine styles, cart type, upside down type, etc., there are really a lot of tricks to play, I and the four ghosts are dumbfounded, drooling, I just want to go up and throw the man into the water, solve it on the woman's body, and have enough fun! It's a pity that I didn't have a chance during working hours and tasks! ”

"Stop, stop, don't talk about these useless things, I've seen a lot of this kind of thing, let's talk about something substantial, what is the gain!"

San'er said proudly, "Brother Kui, yes, the second pair of men and women are definitely a rich big customer, our harvest is great, two big brothers, a gold necklace, and a large number of founding old man's heads, all of which are in our pockets." ”

The four ghosts followed, "The last pair of young and fashionable, the female pair with yellow curly hair is also good, just as the two of them snuggled up and walked affectionately, the two of us followed closely behind, and without knowing it, we easily took more than 1,000 yuan in their bags over!" They didn't notice it at all. ”

Brother Kui lowered his head and listened, nodded from time to time to affirm and praise the two of them, and patted San'er and Si Ghost on the shoulders very happily and said, "You two stinky boys did a beautiful job tonight, and we will make persistent efforts tomorrow to strive for greater gains." Please rest assured, as long as you are willing to work hard, it is absolutely right to follow my brother, and my brother will definitely teach you his experience and methods without reservation. When you are skilled, it is the time for you to be windy and rainy, eat and drink spicy, be chic and happy, and live a fairy-like life. ”

The two said very reverently, "Thank you Brother Kui for your advice, we will definitely work twice as hard and never disappoint Brother Kui's expectations!" ”

Brother Kui smiled faintly and said, "It's not okay to just say it, the key depends on your appearance." In this way, Big Brother, you two will each have one, and I will leave the rest to you for safekeeping! ”

San'er and the four ghosts couldn't help but be stunned, he meant this, we were doing this all day long, and it was finally opened, so I had to give us more points, just a big one sent us away, which is too inauthentic.

The four ghosts said unwillingly, "Brother Kui, this—something is wrong!" You see, we have just opened, so we have to encourage us, what can we do with this black brick alone, and give you a little wine money! ”

"Hmm-four ghosts, there is pressure to be motivated, don't you want to mix up here!"

Obviously, Brother Kui was unhappy, San'er was very interesting, and said resignedly, "There is pressure to be motivated, Brother Kui is right!" Brother Kui is right! ”

Brother Kui put away the money and valuables contentedly, and did not forget to teach the four ghosts, "Four ghosts! You see how sensible San'er is, follow him to learn more in the future! It's not too early, call it a day and have fun! ”

The three of them laughed and walked over from about ten meters in front of Wu Xiaojun and Lu Piaopiao.

After the three of them left, Wu Xiaojun let out a sigh of relief, sat on the ground all of a sudden, and looked at Lu Piaopiao, who was already pale with fright, trembling all over, and didn't even dare to make a sound, and said in a low voice, "A group of gangsters who specialize in robbing couples are gone!" ”

Lu Piaopiao said in shock, "Brother Wu, it's too dangerous here, it's weird and scary, let's go quickly!" ”

Wu Xiaojun nodded, "You can't stay in the land of right and wrong for a long time, let's go out from the exit in front of us and go back to the city to meet the face!" ”

"Well, good!"

As soon as the two of them were about to get up, they heard a noise in front of them, "Stop! Hold it! We're the police, we've been staring at you for days, and we're going to shoot if we run again! ”

"Brother Kui, it's bad, Leizi is here! Hurry up and run away! If you're slow, you'll be caught and thrown into the game! ”

"San'er, don't be afraid, Lei Zi won't shoot, you and the four ghosts run backwards, and I run to the side!"

It turned out that the police station had recently received many complaints and reports from the public, saying that petty theft was very rampant in the park, and that the phenomenon of couples being robbed and robbed occurred frequently, which attracted the attention of the leaders of the police station, and set up a plainclothes team to patrol the park at night to find targets.

It's also that the two boys San'er and the four ghosts are too stupid, and when they started under the bridge, they happened to be discovered by two plainclothes, and immediately notified their nearby companions, so as not to startle the snake, they quietly followed behind, to see if there were masterminds and accomplices behind the two.

After the two boys San'er and the Four Ghosts succeeded, they didn't leave immediately, and then they made another case, drank a few bottles of beer in front of the rubber dam, shook their heads and walked along the path in the garden to the east, and when they reached a commissary, they met a tall black shadow, and that person was Brother Kui.

In the dead of night, the three of them relaxed their vigilance and proudly told the truth.

The policemen who were following behind saw that the time was ripe for the arrest, so the three policemen ran quickly from the river to the front of Kui Ge and them to block their way, and four policemen were left behind to cut off their way and wanted to catch turtles in an urn.

The shouts of the police and the sound of Qui Ge's flustered and noisy running were getting closer.

Lu Piaopiao trembled with fright, plunged into Wu Xiaojun's arms and never dared to lift up, and said in a cold voice, "Xiaojun, what can I do, I'm so afraid!" I'm scared! What if the police mistakenly arrest us or shoot us! ”

Although Wu Xiaojun was very nervous at the moment, it was his usual character to be calm and unchaotic, he took a deep breath and looked around, the black and dark was seeping, and gently patted Lu Piaopiao's shoulder and lowered his voice and said, "You stay here and don't move, don't make a sound, I'll take a look nearby!" ”

Lu Piaopiao curled up in a ball, and said helplessly, "Xiaojun, you can't slip away alone, leave me alone!" ”

"Whatever you say, I'll go back!"

Wu Xiaojun put down Lu Piaopiao, tiptoed to the edge of the park, and saw that there were many low wild jujube trees along the slope, which were covered with very sharp tree needles.

Then Xiao You proudly returned to Lu Piaopiao's side, and said in a very low voice, "There are police blocking in front, and the bad guys are running towards this side, and we can't go before and after." I just looked, the slope next to it is not too steep, hurry down from here. ”

Lu Piaopiao was trembling with fright, her legs were weak, and she couldn't lift up after trying a few steps.

Wu Xiaojun listened to the panicked footsteps in front of him getting closer and closer, and it would be too late if he didn't leave, so he simply carried Lu Piaopiao on his back and whispered, "Hold my neck, don't move!" ”

Lu Piaopiao was already frightened by the six gods, how could he dare to move, he even had to freeze his breath, his eyes were closed, his hands were tightly clasped around Wu Xiaojun's neck, and his mouth was close to his left shoulder, and the two of them were simply one, moving silently in the woods like ghosts.

Wu Xiaojun had just walked out of the woods and tried to walk a few steps up the slope from the embankment, when he heard the "plop" behind him, "Oh, my mother! "A few times.

Then someone said, "Don't move! Good boy, look where you're going! ”

San'er shouted hoarsely, "Oh, a few officers, tap, tap, my arm is about to be broken by you!" ”

A police officer shouted, "Do you think that you will break your arm today when you deserve it, stealing, robbing, and harming people!" ”

Before the words fell, a police officer said bitterly, "Oops, hey, the money team, it hurts me to death, who is so fucking lacking in morality, even throwing jujube tree needles on the road, I am his eighth generation ancestor!" ”

Captain Qian stopped, "Xiao Zhao, pay attention to Su zhì, don't open your mouth and shut up grandma, mother, the ancestors or something, if it weren't for this kid's foot stepping on the jujube needle, maybe we wouldn't be able to catch him after tossing all night, you were a little wronged and injured in the line of duty, and I will give you instructions to take two days off tomorrow." ”

Xiao Zhao said bitterly, "The jujube needle helped us, but it also hurt me, I have a lot of piercing on my legs and hands, it hurts!" It's all his grandmother's boys, come to the bureau and see how I clean him up! ”