Section 119 A man is a cat, and he can't change it from stealing fish to eat
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As if he had eaten some snacks, the Snow Tiger General and the red rat Sugar Candy ate the dark purple petals, and then lazily walked to the side of the light blue soft turf, these blue grasses grow very interestingly, forming a quaint pattern, which is naturally generated.
Tangtang ate the strange flowers, felt that the mouse body was lazy, and he didn't want to do anything, just like a beautiful sleep. Sugar Candy lay on the plush white tiger fur of General Snow Tiger, curled up with a bright red rat body, and fell asleep with her little cute paws holding her big tail.
Qin Ren looked helplessly at the lazy snow tiger who slept after eating, sighed helplessly, and complained to Yunluo about the general's unreliability: "This general doesn't have the domineering wildness of a tiger at all, he is a big white cat who loves to be lazy and mischievous, and he doesn't know when he learned to bark, and he doesn't even bother to use the tiger's roar, and he is a scum among the tigers." ”
"When he was in the Moon Ranch, the general liked to do every day to bask in the sun, catch rabbits and chase sheep, race 100 meters with horses, eat more than the largest male boar in the ranch, and drive the cattle to graze. The general is also very dispassionate about selling cuteness, and he is very proud to ignore me when he sees me. ”
"As a tiger, the general has never eaten raw meat since he was a child, and if he didn't hunt mice, rabbits, geese or something, he really thought it was a cat. Oh, by the way, the general had a stupid thing when he was a child, in order to steal the golden koi fish in the fish tank, the general's IQ broke through the sky and drank the water in the fish tank for a morning, but the fish didn't eat, but he pulled his stomach for two days. ”
"The general will also open the refrigerator and go to the freezer layer of the refrigerator to steal shark meat. My head was stuck in the refrigerator, and I was stuck stupidly for more than an hour. I watched the show for more than an hour before pulling out the general's head, and this foodie was biting that large piece of shark meat and not letting go, so he would be stuck in the tiger's head, which was really stupid. “
"This stupid cat does bad things, it can make people angry. I remember when I was seventeen, the night before the end of a vacation, I finally finished my homework. I went to the pool to relax, and when I came back, I cried! The general, a bastard, a stupid cat raised by mice, actually bitten all the homework I had written into a note! ”
"He meowed, at that moment, I wanted to know where the general's white tiger mother was. I would like to send a kind greeting. Lao Tzu stayed up all night with the lamp, did he write a whole night's homework, went to school the next day, and was said by his classmates to stay up all night and play with his sister paper, and was disgusted by the cute and cute shì! ”
Yunluo smiled slightly and sat on the ground. Listening to Qin Ren's complaints about General Snow Tiger, I could hear Qin Ren's love for the general. Yunluo thought about it for a while, and felt that this little cute thing was also a bastard, and that time he stupidly ate the protonuclear of a seventh-level evolutionary, if it weren't for Yunluo fighting to help Tangtang with injuries. Sugar Candy is already dead and can't die anymore.
Qin Ren and Yunluo chatted for a while, and then remembered what they had found more than a dozen vinyl records. An old-fashioned needle phonograph, a vinyl DJ player. Qin Ren played a dynamic English song to Yunluo in the Tiantai Botanical Garden, and the Snow Tiger General Red Rat Candy slept so sweetly that he couldn't wake up at all.
"Here are my carefully selected fifteen English songs, which are most suitable for singing in places where there will be a lot of Asian girls practicing spoken English, and when the time comes, I will be the dJ DJ hot-up and backup dancer, so that those girls can know what the charm of two men is."
Qin Ren adjusted the singing voice very small, flipped the delicate plastic box of each vinyl record to the back, where was the position of the lyrics, and took it to Yunluo for memory. Yunluo quickly memorized the lyrics of the fifteen English songs, and was still memorizing the tunes of these songs, listening to the almost original sound and live sound of vinyl records, and felt that CD, MP3 audio or something was simply weak.
"Ah Ren, why do all these vinyl records only have one song?" Yunluo asked a very interesting topic, and he saw the vinyl record performance introduction on the plastic box of the vinyl record, which clearly stated that there could be up to thirty minutes of audio.
"Because these vinyl records, old-fashioned needle phonographs, and vinyl DJs are all made by my Black Duck company, using the latest high-tech vinyl record making technology, the sound quality has surpassed all previous vinyl records, but I ask that the vinyl records produced by Black Duck can only have one song, and I love to buy it or not."
"This Black Duck has not made money for many years, I founded it when I was 18 years old, and it was at that time that cute people liked to listen to vinyl records, and many of them were no longer available, so I thought about starting Black Duck, dealing with major music companies and buying copyrights, and recording 1,800 vinyl records of their sisters' favorite singers."
"At the sisters' birthday party, I received 1,800 vinyl records and said thank you to me very much, and I was happy all summer. Later, I didn't turn off the black duck at a loss, but added a production line for old-fashioned needle phonographs and vinyl DJs, which became a favorite of professional music burners. ”
"It's a pity that there aren't enough music burners in the world, and Black Duck still often loses money, and occasionally makes a small profit all year round, anyway, I don't care, whatever." Qin Ren's attitude towards life is very calm, and how to spend money to enjoy it is very stylish.
Yunluo thought for a while, and said to Qin Ren: "The sound quality of vinyl records is great, so please talk to Sony Music, and authorize the copyright of My Heart Immortal, Angel Death, and Phoenix Immortality to Black Duck, and make some vinyl records, so that those music burners can feel that the reputation of the Kraken is not in vain." ”
Qin Ren naturally smiled and nodded, and the two men listened to the English song quietly, and the wind blew through the botanical garden, fresh and natural.
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As the night deepened, Qin Ren and Yunluo both walked into the Fallen Elf Nightclub in a trendy brand, which is a relatively niche nightclub, relatively quiet, suitable for friends to drink and chat.
Qin Ren really didn't lie, the clouds fell in the dim and hazy lights of the nightclub, and he saw dozens of various Asian girls, all of whom dared to wear delicate and hot, delicate and snow-white abdomen, silky and soft fragrant shoulders, slender and delicate legs, and enthusiastic eyes that wanted to talk, it was a wonderful night.
The two men first hooked up with four Asian girls who looked like they were coming to the Fallen Elf nightclub for the first time, and at a glance they were female students from a university in Washington, Qin Ren and Yunluo's fluent and authentic English made the girls very happy, Qin Ren snapped his fingers, and called the waiter to ask for a lot of beautiful cocktails that were good-looking and easy to get drunk, as well as three fruit boats.
Besides, Qin Ren is typically rich and handsome, Yunluo is a gentle gentleman, and the two men have a lot of stories, talking and laughing and talking funny, which makes the four sisters' bodies soften.
"Oh lovely elves, your beauty has made our hearts burn like a flame, and we have decided to take the stage and sing a song for the four most beautiful elves of all the Fallen Elves." Qin Ren is very good at pleasing girls, and as soon as he says these words, he looks at the gentle eyes of the girls, and there is no problem with rolling the sheets directly.
Qin Ren and Yunluo got up and walked towards the stage on the dance floor, a lot of dollars can get friendship no matter where they are, Qin Ren easily got the consent of the nightclub to sing.
The music quieted down, and the men and women on the dance floor watched Qin Ren and Yunluo stroll onto the stage, waiting for the madness to come.
"Hey! Let's get high together and blast together with my mechanical dance, the voice of the Kraken's soul! ”
Qin Ren danced with a cool dJ, and danced a vigorous mechanical dance as soon as his footsteps slipped, Yunluo sang the English version of My Heart Is Not Dead, and the entire dance floor burned in an instant, and the rolling sound slammed into the heart, exploded the soul, and the whole body trembled, so cool that I couldn't speak!
The sound of war drums is earth-shattering, the metronome encourages everyone's hearts to beat strongly, the cool fashion with a sense of mechanical dance, the soul singing voice makes people forget a qiē trouble, just follow the singing and music wholeheartedly, don't care about any dancing, as long as you can show the explosion in your heart, you are the most hi and self-conscious, so cool that you can't speak!
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The Fallen Elves nightclub, the energetic explosion of the heart-warming hi song is so high, the soul singing of the voice of the Kraken hooks everyone's ignition, the body can't help but sway and dance with it, the cool DJ that hits the soul breath, and plucks the beat that even the heartbeat is paused.
Suddenly, the door of the nightclub was pushed open, and ten tall bodyguards in black sunglasses and black suits with cold expressions escorted three beautiful women who walked in. The suffocating sensation of Sen Leng and Su dispersed with the ten black-clad bodyguards, making the men and women on the dance floor feel cold in their heads.
Qin Ren, who held the microphone in his left hand and roared a few words from time to time, and with his right hand, Qin Ren, who performed the one-handed five-finger DJing skill that was unique in the world, felt the decrease in the sound on the dance floor, so he glanced over here, his eyes were full of unruliness, wild and heroic, but when Qin Ren recognized at a glance who those three big beauties were.
With a bang, the microphone worth thousands of dollars fell from Qin Ren's hand and smashed on the stage, making a sharp and piercing sonic boom hiss. Qin Ren didn't have the heart to bend down to pick up the microphone at all, as if his IQ had degraded to the point of a three-year-old child in an instant.
Qin Ren, who is 1.87 meters tall, Qin Ren who is so cool that he bursts, Qin Ren who has been fearless in life and death dangers all over the world, Qin Ren, who can talk and laugh in the face of countless beauties, suddenly seemed to be a lot shorter, standing on the stage stupidly, and looked at the two identical beauties outside the dance floor in a daze.
This is love, this is love!
Yunluo put away his soul singing, and the energetic English singing that made people's blood flow backwards stopped, and when he followed Qin Ren's gaze, he saw Nalan Shiqi, who was very proud and grinning, and two twin beauties, if I guessed correctly, they were Qin Ren's two fiancées.
Alas, he was caught by his fiancée in a nightclub, how decrepid Qin Ren must be, and what is even worse is that Qin Ren has two fiancées.
As the energetic DJ song and soul singing stopped, the entire dance floor fell silent, and at this moment, a delicate and clear voice like an angel sang angrily.
"Qin Ren! What are you doing here! How did you promise both of us! Are you trying to me and my sister to death! ”