Okay, for some students, this is just a live series, and for others・・・・・・ it's just a boring bits and pieces that you don't have・・・・・・

Anyway, there are some dispensable films, let's not mention them this time, it's really unnecessary.

The first issue of the 14th Judgment Day is now open.

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1. Devil's inferiority

Don't whet your appetite, this time let's start with the devil that everyone wants to wear.

is very typical of a certain bit of formatting, but the routine is obviously not as good as ours, in order to increase the sense of substitution, the background and the real world are inorganically combined, and the quality of the film itself has not improved.

This routine has been played by us very well, so watching this film now, I feel like a junior high school student.

The idea is good, but the ability to express it is too poor.

About the Anti-China Wonder Hero, I really don't know where to start with this stalk, I can't even find a place to complain, and there is almost no scene. Really, if I were to frantically scandalize this dynasty, my movie-watching pleasure index would rise to a new height. If the Chinese people in the film are all upside down, with triangular eyes, hunched over, dragging a big long braid, two mouse whiskers at the corners of their mouths, and speaking in a public voice, speaking harshly and harshly, and doing things extremely obscenely・・・・・・

The chrysanthemum will definitely look up at the starry sky at a forty-five degree angle, leaving tears of joy and smiling nine springs.

I'm not kidding, I really wish they were filming that.

People are worse than others.

We have a hand-tossed devil gun at home, and the Flying Immortal Imperial Sword takes the head of the Kameda squad leader or something, this type of film has been overwhelming for a while. The ratings of this kind of film have always been good, but as for why the ratings are good, there is actually a huge discrepancy between the speculation of the investors and the real feelings of the audience -- the audience is watching the film with the mentality of watching the mentally handicapped, but the capital management thinks that the audience is really mentally retarded, which is good. So the investment was increased, and the swarm of nuns and monks, the bull ghosts, the snake gods, the dynasty of Mahan, Zhang Long, and Zhao Hu came out, and the average IQ of the anti-Japanese war film was infinitely close to the Teletubbies.

It's a vicious circle, everyone treats each other as mentally retarded, and in the end it's the audience who gets hurt. But the money, not a single piece of money, went into the producer's pocket.

The same situation also appeared in Fuchun Mountain Jutu, but the bad evaluation has boosted the box office, and driven by word of mouth, the box office has also rebounded. Everyone has a kind of "how can this rare handicapped person not take a look at it?!" The bad taste, paid for the movie theater. If nothing else, it's just that you can update the status on your personal homepage and have a little talk with your friends.

This is no longer watching a movie, this is watching a parade on the street and watching a criticism meeting. It's enjoyable, it's exciting, but it's an insult to the movie.

・・・・・・Wait a minute, I'm running a little far・・・・・・・・・・ my brain will involuntarily soar in the sky at this time, please forgive me・・・・・・・

Back to the topic.

People are worse than others.

When I heard a certain gentleman sue me that the male protagonist in the film waved his hand to destroy my Celestial Empire fleet, I suddenly had a feeling of redemption in my heart - great, the little devils don't play, and if they want to play, they will have fun! Directly pulled the downline below my level! This is the spirit of Jade Crush!

It's a pity that at present, it seems that the male protagonist has no time to clean up all the evil Great Chinese imperialism.

While playing, it's too late for Lao Tzu to pretend to be B, how can I have time to take care of you.

About loading B.

The male protagonist is the strangest character I've ever seen.,B outfit.。

Let's take the third sentence.

The chapter of "House Challenge" finally follows the routine.

The male protagonist looked at each other lightly, without emotion, as if the other party didn't exist at all. A B flashed behind the other party, raised his hand and stabbed him in the back, most of which didn't need to be opened, and the passer-by who didn't have long eyes fell to the ground with an incredible look.

So far, it's been beautiful.

According to the routine, the male protagonist should leave the scene silently, this is the most ideal way for the male protagonist to exit after thousands of tempers.

Walk! Don't say a word! Go straight! When passing by the heroine, you must be at eye level, and the wind is light. The director will give a little breeze to bring up her hair, the camera switches, the figure of the male protagonist is followed by the female protagonist, or a close-up of the faces of the female protagonists, and the shock in his eyes is like the flooding of the Yellow River and the landslide of Wuyue - who is he?!

Good! cut！

It's that easy to install B!

But my big devil's bad male protagonist decided not to take the usual path, and he seemed very ・・・・・・ and unconfident in the process of pretending to be B.

He was afraid that others would not know that he was pretending to be B, and he must carefully analyze the whole process of killing his opponent just now for the onlookers. We must tell everyone about the reasonableness of killing the opponent by ourselves, and we must tell the audience how complicated and innovative the trick just now is, and no one can do it except Lao Tzu.

You see, in the lightning just now, your eyes missed a lot of details. It seems like it's only for a while, but in fact I did this, then this, and then this, and I did that, and then he would do that, but it didn't matter that I would do this, and finally use this and that to integrate the previous one with this and this to form a resonance, and kill him with a snap. It's that simple, do you understand?

Don't understand? It's okay, my sister will ask me a few key questions later, and I'll break it down with her in detail, so you have to listen carefully. It doesn't matter if you really don't understand, next time I have a chance, I'll try to explain half an episode・・・・・・

At this time, the pleasure I got was actually no different from watching an anti-Japanese drama, it was all "You are sick!" "This twisted pleasure・・・・・・

About the magic setting in the film.

No one can understand that this is actually normal, and it should be that this film has no magic at all. said that the sky is crazy, except for making people unconscious, there is no actual role in advancing the plot at all.

To be honest, even if the investment in this film is cut by half, I don't think it will affect the viewing experience too much.

It's just a bit of a routine article full of loopholes.

ps. If you talk about B, "The Stigmata of the Wind" should be a model with textbook significance, and it must be highly recommended here, to be honest, the picture of this film is really not worthy of its content, and it is almost the same to burn a triple investment. The setting is very similar.,It's all strong male protagonists.,It's all pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger.,It's all about their own sister.,But Yagami and hemp are just a refreshing and comfortable.,Compared with this kind of pretentious male protagonist who is about to dodge and I'm going to start pretending to be B.,It's heaven and earth.。 The author is also a rare conscience in the industry, even at the end of his life, he did not put down the pen in his hand, and fought until the last moment, just to give the audience an explanation. (Are you trembling rich and cheap?) Students who have leisure can compare the two.

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2. Where did the raisins on my pudding go?!

I still don't understand what the male protagonist's unicorn arm does other than glow.

If you want me to write something for this film, forget it. The routine of this film is so clear and clear, I shouldn't need to explain it anymore, right?

Finished watching the first episode? Okay, wait for the last episode to come out and take a look at it again, and the process in the middle will be all brain supplemented. Trust me, you won't miss a thing.

(Miss, will you let me ride your dragon?) ）

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3. Sword Spirit

It's ugly・・・・・・

GONZO。

How can you attract guests like this now?!

You just sell the animation of meat, pretending to be bitter and hateful! Yes?!

You want to show it or not, you want the plot to have no plot, you want to have no connotation, you want meat without meat, everything is half a bucket of water, you still want to return to the light like this?! Make Your Dreams!!

It's obviously a road movie routine, and I'm still spinning in the same place after watching the five words, at least I don't feel that the heroine is moving at all, and the plot is advancing.

It doesn't matter if you have a mouthless heroine, you at least let people monologue. It doesn't matter if it's not a monologue, you can make a gag and nag the classmate. None of these, if you still have to follow the process of a road movie, you can at least get a sense of fatalistic sadness・・・・・・

I finally understand now why GONZO has fallen to the point where he sold himself to bury his father's gambling debts today, and the death of the unfinished society is really unjust.

He didn't know who his work was going to be.

Let's take this one as an example, who is the audience of Sword Spirit?

Sword and Spirit Player!! Soul !!

What does it mean to be a work that you can't hit with eight poles except for the name?!

You're the rhythm of the diehards who have been driven away by you!!

What about long legs?! What about the waves?! What about all kinds of awe-inspiring chicks?! What about the high forks?! What about a 45-degree looking perspective?!

They have all been reduced to the point of selling themselves, and they are still hiding, and everyone is still in the kiln and still thinking about setting up a memorial arch, and Mr. Please respect myself, I am not that kind of woman・・・・・・ I know you don't like this tune, I know you think very highly of yourself, but you want to turn over the salted fish at least a little bit of a determination to lie down and taste the guts, right?

Why are you unhappy with your mother Sang when you make the guests unhappy like this?

Pout your ass a little higher! You useless Max slave!

Hey, hey, hey!!, hey

Sing an eighteen touch or something to the uncle!!

Why・・・・・・

This sad feeling ・・・・・・

WHY MY EYES CONTAIN TEARS SHOULD BE DAISY'S DEEP LOVE FOR GONZO. At that time, the fish girl was the culprit who turned me into a petty-bourgeois decadent pessimistic literary teenager, and for me personally, the lethality of Qingzhi No. 6 was far greater than that of EVA. There are some things in adolescence that can affect a person for a lifetime and can leave an indelible mark on a person's personality. For chrysanthemums, Qingzhi No. 6 is such a storage zài.

There's not much more to say about this film.

SUCH A WALKING DEAD GONZO, IT REALLY MIGHT AS WELL BE DISBANDED.

The picture at the top of PS. is a mermaid girl.

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4. The knight of the bar, the bala.

The main lines of the male lead are:

Uh, oh, uh, ah.

and

Well? Oh? Belch? Yes?

and

Well!!!

Oh!!!

Belch!!!

Ahh!!!!!!!h

The richness of the language is fully demonstrated.

Although this film is a new dark horse in April, Chrysanthemum's personal evaluation is also very high, but there are also shortcomings, two very fatal shortcomings.

investment, as well as rhythm.

investment, but in terms of character details, the workmanship of this film is not even as good as Qin Shi Mingyue. 3D can save money in the first place, and if you make this level again, the poor investment in this film can be imagined.

The red, orange, yellow and green team didn't give people much shock when they died, the culprit was still on the screen, this kind of stiff and cost-saving 3D composition 2D rendering really can't make people feel a sense of substitution for the characters, and there is a feeling of watching a puppet show.

Rhythm, the narrative rhythm of this film is unusually slow, there is not too much character portrayal, and there is not too much cold scene, but the effective information of each episode is less pitiful, the first two minutes of review, inserted a five-minute flashback in the middle, oped a pinch, and the remaining time is running out. And then the male protagonist will be uh-huh, uh-oh for a while, and then ahh!!!!!h After a while, I was punched twice, and then I broke my arms, legs, neck, waist or something, and then I died, and I came back to life, and then I stayed in the hospital for a while and put a bandage, and I can basically play the ending song.

Really,This film feels like it has a lot of potential.,Please don't spend your effort on the male protagonist wearing a plaster with a neck sleeve.,And the male owner asks for permission to remove the neck sleeve and remove the plaster.,The staff asked for permission to remove the neck sleeve and remove the plaster.,Finally, the neck sleeve was removed and the plaster was removed.,Is this meaningless portrayal good・・・・・・

I know, this is to show the physique of the male protagonist who is different from ordinary people, but the endless repetition is boring, and it has to be done once or twice in each episode. I watched the progress bar at the bottom of the screen approaching the bottom little by little, and my heart was blazing.

Anyway, did the classmates laugh inexplicably when they watched this film?

What to say・・・・・・ I don't know what to say about the male protagonist. Eating and spitting, broken arms and legs, flying around with nothing to be beaten, if no one really beats him, he will try his best to break a few parts of himself, if it has been broken, it doesn't matter, he will also faint and play with a sigh of silence, and make it fly.

It's really strange.,It stands to reason that the male protagonist should be the type who pretends to be a pig and eats a tiger.,At least it should be the feeling of an unconscious genius.。

But looking at it, there is a feeling that the male protagonist has really become a pig.

Super recovery ability, unkillable physique, wooden character, pig-like screams・・・・・・ as a human flesh sandbag, do you dare to be a little more perfect?! What's even worse is that although he has used the word waste to the fullest, almost every female character, including half-male and non-female characters, knows that this kid is by no means an idle person, and he is very good. You don't care how I know, he's a very good B anyway, I'm just going to stick him upside down and you bite me?! IQ can't stop me anymore, you bite me?!

So this film has almost all the reasons for me to give up, but the brilliance of its merits is no less than its indisputability.

Strictly speaking, this film is still not hard sci-fi, but the details are undoubtedly in place, and it can even be said to be harsh (I'm a person with obsessive-compulsive disorder, and the part where the male protagonist checks the railing makes me sleep, and it wasn't until the fourth episode when all kinds of children slapped on the ground like mosquito blood that I suddenly realized, and I suddenly felt comfortable. The heavy taste of the blood basin chrysanthemum liked that section very much. ）。 And these settings are not always interesting (painful) when the table xiàn is the picture language.

Although the pace is slow, this is indeed a rare, patient, and unhurried film.

A film that people love and hate, I don't know what kind of evaluation to give appropriately. A sentence "What are people doing at the end of the film at this time?!" "I guess it's the highest praise for an anime.

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5. Godzilla

Chrysanthemum didn't study Godzilla too deeply, and once tried to watch a few movies with the mood of making up for the lesson, but I didn't really read it. Even back then, the production of the Godzilla series was only at the level of B-grade films. Judging by the current level of people's movie-watching, it is really difficult to swallow. What it represents is more about that era. (I'm such a vulgar person・・・・・・)

But this Godzilla is the movie I'm most looking forward to this year.

Very tasteless reason -- I just want to see the disaster scene.

Its promotional film is very appetizing to me, especially the first version of the propaganda film, several airborne troops jump into the smoke of gunpowder, the scene in front of me is like hell, the figure of monsters looms, with the depressing background music, human beings seem so small and powerless.

This is the power that the king of monsters should have!

It's reassuring to see that the producers are Warner and Legend, and their joint works have rarely missed out in recent years. Batman, Man of Steel, 300, 10,000 years prehistory, The Hangover, Sailor Girl (sorry I have to make it clear, Chrysanthemum loves this film), Team Pacific Rim, and the upcoming World of Warcraft, are now in talks about filming for Mass Effect. Seeing these names, you should know that at least in terms of special effects and lens use, you can put a hundred and twenty hearts.

The director, who should be a nobody to domestic audiences, only had an independent film with a budget of 15,000 before taking over this large-scale production zuò with an investment of 160 million yuan.

Note! This is not bad news! This is great news!

The first film of a newcomer director like this who has just been promoted and works hard generally has only two results - either it is a god film that brightens the eyes of a blind dog, or it is a piece of shit that has been smelling for thousands of years. Judging by the trailer, the former is a little more likely.

I can't find a domestic release date on the Internet, but it's May 16th, and I don't know which one is earlier.

I will definitely go to the premiere at midnight, and try to report to my classmates as soon as possible after the drug test.

Above.

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ps. I'm going to finish up the revolutionary machine.