Chapter 18: Are You Worthy of These Beautiful Legs?
A bald man who looks pure and pure, a blonde beauty who wears a short skirt and shows her thighs, and a slow and dilapidated small electric car, these three combine to produce a very mysterious chemical reaction, which naturally attracts the frequent attention of passers-by.
Because the car drove slowly enough, coupled with the strong hearing generated by super perception, Li Qing could clearly hear the discussions of passers-by.
"Hey, Mom, is the old man dazzled, or what's wrong? Why do you see a beautiful woman sitting on a broken electric car? Is society regressing? Is history turning backwards? How can there be a beautiful woman who would rather cry in the back of a broken electric than laugh in a BMW? ”
"This is the legendary eye-catching. A dignified blonde-haired and long-legged little beauty is shamelessly sitting on the electric power, which is simply a loss of conscience! ”
"What a flower, stuck in a lump of cow dung! Hey, this is a desperate reversal of history! ”
"That's a big guy! Actually drove a broken electric car with a beautiful blonde mistress that was bubbling! Is this a show car or a show girl? Bless him to drive down the ditch, and the girl will be pried away! ”
"It's just a golden dog eye that blinded the old man! It's a pity that those two white flowers have long legs! ”
"Breaking the electric carrying blonde mick, is this the legendary low-key luxury? Hey, where did I get the bricks? Hey, why did the bricks fly out of my hands? Who did the immoral thing? Hey, buddy, be careful, there's a brick somehow flying towards you! ”
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The discussion was loud in his ears, but Li Qing's face did not change. He smiled humbly and low-keyly, and regarded the envy and jealousy of passers-by as praise and worship for himself.
Scarlett didn't have such a good perception, she couldn't hear those discussions, and she didn't know how many people regretted her, and sighed that a flower was inserted into cow dung.
The comments of passers-by couldn't bother Li Qing and Scarlett, and the buddy who pretended to throw bricks was also joking. However, the actions of individual activists are really laughable.
Li Qing's little electric car was crawling slowly, and before he left the campus, a Chery QQ suddenly drove behind him.
The pink little QQ first accelerated past Li Qing's little electric car, and the handsome guy with a deep expression on the driver's seat when overtaking threw an affectionate glance at Scarlett through the window. Then the QQ slowed down and fell behind Li Qingxiao's electric car. Then Xiao QQ suddenly accelerated again, overtaking again, and when overtaking, the handsome guy threw an affectionate glance at Scarlett's thigh with a deep face. Then the QQ car slowed down again, fell behind again, and then overtook again, the handsome guy's expression was still deep, and then he threw an affectionate glance at Scarlett's thighs......
The little QQ's repeated strange behavior finally made Li Qing unbearable. He turned his head to the other party and shouted, "I said brother, you are finished!" ”
When the handsome guy who was driving heard this, he finally stopped his childish behavior of constantly falling behind and overtaking. However, he did not walk away, but maintained a turtle speed, keeping pace with Li Qing's small electric car.
"Miss, give you a piece of advice." The handsome guy who drove a small QQ looked on Scarlett's thigh, and said affectionately: "If you are looking for a boyfriend, you have to find someone with a car." Even if it's just a Chery QQ car, it's better than sitting behind a small electric canopy. ”
As he spoke, he glanced at Li Qing contemptuously and said, "Just this dilapidated little electric car, I'm really sorry for those legs." ”
After finishing speaking, he didn't wait for Li Qing to counterattack, stepped on the accelerator, and walked away.
"The best!" Looking at the back of the Chery QQ that was gone, Li Qing sighed sincerely: "It's really a rare masterpiece in my life!" ”
Scarlett was at a loss: "What did that person say just now?" ”
Well, her Chinese skills are limited, and she can't understand longer sentences. Li Qing and his teammates from the English team spoke to Scarlett in English. Therefore, the best Chery man just now was really wrong.
"I said some truth about life." Li Qing sighed: "You can't accept it." As he spoke, he translated the man's words to Scarlett, who almost fell off the electric car with such laughter.
"You're a bad guy too!" She laughed and slapped Li Qing's back with her fists: "Driving this small electric car to carry me, I'm already very sorry for my legs in the wind and sun, and I want to make me fall off with jokes...... You guy, I thought you were an honest man. ”
Li Qingha smiled: "I'll tell you the truth." ”
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"Wait and see Su Su, no matter what strange things she says or what strange actions she makes, you don't care." Standing at the door of the house, Li Qing solemnly warned Scarlett: "That kid has a bit of a strange mind, and sometimes he has some very strange ideas. ”
"For example?" Scarlett asked curiously.
"For example, she always thinks she is a king and I am her knight." Li Qing gave Scarlett a vaccination: "She always feels that wherever she walks, it is her territory." She has supreme power. ”
"Huh?" Scarlett's eyes widened: "This, this, isn't this paranoia?" You didn't take her to the psychiatrist? ”
"Don't worry, except for her thoughts, words and deeds are a little strange, everything else is quite normal, and her cognition of the world is also very clear. She is also very smart and proficient in many Chinese. I think her whimsical ideas, wonderful words and deeds may have been deliberately made to attract the attention of others because she was too lonely and lonely. You know, she is a child who grew up in a welfare home, and her background is quite pitiful. ”
"That's right......" Scarlett nodded thoughtfully, "Children who don't have family warmth and lack parental guidance sometimes do have weird fantasies and make some strange behaviors that make people laugh and cry." When you grow up and mature, you will slowly become normal. Having said that, many children in normal families will have strange ideas. I remember when I was a child, I always thought I was a flower fairy......"
"Yes, that's it." Li Qing nodded with a smile and opened two major doors, "Come in." ”
Scarlett followed Li Qing into the house, looked around for a while, and said with a smile: "I really didn't expect you to be so tidy here." I thought that all the boys who lived alone would have a mess at home. ”
Li Qing said half-jokingly: "Listening to your tone, it seems that I have entered the houses of many boys who live alone." ”
Scarlett grinned and said, "Listening to your tone, it seems a little sour." What do you Chinese say? Jealous? ”
"Uh......" Li Qinglao's face was slightly red, embarrassed and speechless.
"Ha, you look so cute now!" Scarlett winked at Li Qing and said, "You won't like me, will you?" I only met in the morning, and I fell in love in the afternoon, so quickly, was it love at first sight? ”
"How is that possible?" Li Qing couldn't resist it, and hurriedly changed the topic: "You sit, I'll call Su Su." ”
With that, he walked briskly towards the bedroom, where the door was closed.
Scarlett smiled inexplicably, and suddenly said to Li Qing's back: "Actually, I'm still here." Female! ”
Li Qing stumbled and almost fell to the ground. Seeing his embarrassed appearance, Scarlett giggled.
Li Qing coughed dryly, glared back at Scarlett, came to the bedroom door, and knocked on the door gently, "Susu, it's me, there's a guest at home, please go out to eat." ”
The door opened, and the Great Demon King of Susu walked out with a big head and a small body in his arms, and walked out expressionlessly.
"Hi Susu, I'm Scarlett."
Seeing Susu, Scarlett's eyes lit up and greeted her warmly. She really didn't expect that Su Su was so beautiful, with a gorgeous and cumbersome long skirt and a pair of small leather boots with beautiful tassels, she was like a princess who came out of a cartoon. Scarlett just looked at her and fell in love with her.
"Hmm." Su Su glanced at Scarlett, hummed majestically and indifferently, and nodded expressionlessly.
Li Qing stood behind Su Su and shrugged his shoulders at Scarlett, making a helpless expression. When Scarlett came, she was reminded by Li Qing, and she knew that Su Su had a "strange personality", and she didn't care about her indifference, but still smiled and said: "Su Su, I invite you to dinner with Qing, what do you want to eat for dinner?" ”
Su Su said lightly: "Whatever, I'm not a picky eater." ”
Scarlett smiled: "Well, I know a Sichuan-style restaurant in Ludao, where the beef hot pot is super delicious." Let's go, I'll take you to eat. As she spoke, she walked over and wanted to take Su Su's hand, but Su Su avoided it.
"Lead the way." Su Su said lightly, full of queen style.
"Uh, okay." Scarlett smiled helplessly and rolled her eyes at Li Qing, who was standing behind Su Su. Seeing this, Li Qing could only arch his hand towards Scarlett and offer a helpless and innocent wry smile.
The three of them went out, Scarlett in front, Su Su and Li Qing behind. When going downstairs, Su Su deliberately slowed down and pulled Li Qing to complain in a low voice: "Why did you casually bring someone to the house without my consent?" You must know that it is already the territory of this king. ”
"Susu, if you want to develop on the earth, you must first integrate into the earth's environment. You always have to communicate with people, you can't always stay at home and hide from people, right? It's good for you to make more friends. Li Qing persuaded: "Scarlett is very good, you see that you are so cold to her, she is still full of enthusiasm." Would you like to reciprocate a little enthusiasm, too? ”
"I don't need to make friends." Su Su pursed his lips and said, "As a king, I only need to have subordinates and servants. ”
"You don't want that." Li Qing admonished bitterly: "It's cold in the high places, and you don't have any friends, don't you feel lonely?" Isn't there a feeling of emptiness, loneliness, and coldness? ”
"Cut, only mortals have those boring emotions." Su Su raised her chin and made a disdainful gesture. Having said that, when Scarlett in front of her turned around to talk to Su Su, Su Su still had a shallow smile on her face, and she chatted with Scarlett in a childlike tone.
"I don't want to make friends with this guy! I just don't want Li Qing to be disappointed. After all, he is my chief black knight on earth and my most loyal servant. Sometimes, I have to think about his mood a little bit......"
The tsundere Queen Lori thought.