Chapter Seventy-Seven: Misaka Is Tied Up with a Nuclear Bomb
It's the weekend, the weather is nice, and it's the day when the Akihabara Cat Shrine in Misaka opens, and not only the shrine is open, but also the affiliated cafes and surrounding shops are open.
"Welcome!" As the shrine maiden who presides over the shrine, oranges greet pilgrims at the gate, and today, the major merchants of Akihabara also hold various promotional sweepstakes to coincide with the festival of the Lucky Cat Shrine, attracting a large number of visitors.
"Welcome back, master."
A row of beautiful cat-eared maids stand on the edge of the shrine in Misaka.,This is the attached cute cat maid café is open.,The cat family cute girl is not the kind of cosplay with fake cat ears and fake tails.,Although the ears and tails are used to make people think it's not real.,Still make the passing houses dizzy.,Can't help but walk into the café and be slaughtered.,Go out and then enter the surrounding stores opposite.,Squeeze out the last penny.。
"Whew, this one is delicious... This one is delicious, too... Meow... Misaka is so happy..."Although it is a festival of Misaka, but Misaka can't come forward, isn't it because he was too excited yesterday and forgot to charge the fraud orb. Orange also said that people usually eat too much, and Misaka is just a growth period, and hunger is the enemy, and if it is stunted, it will be troublesome.
Since you can't go outside, then Misaka will check the cake making level of the coffee shop, although the cake made by Misaka has a unique "intoxicating" effect The coffee shop can't sell it, but it's okay to check and check, even if the frequency of sampling is a little higher, but in order to maintain the quality is still acceptable, by the way, you can also add some calories, and today the breakfast is only half full.
"Misaka-sama—" Khan! What a terrifying resentment, why is there something terrifying behind you?
Turning his head stiffly, there was an orange standing behind him that was supposed to be at the entrance of the shrine, but what was it blackened? By the way, it must be because it's almost time for Kagura Dance, and I'm hungry and blackened with hunger and came here to look for food.
"Misaka-sama! What are you doing here? "Whew, blackened oranges are so scary! A lot of resentment! Misaka felt his tail tremble, why did this happen? Misaka is also a B-class monster, so why would you be afraid?
"Hah...... Ha..., it's an orange! That one... Are you hungry? By the way, it must take a lot of calories to dance Kagura for a while, right? The cakes here aren't as handmade as Osaka's, but they're not bad! You have a few to try, don't go hungry...... Hahaha..."Misaka tried to buy oranges with cakes, but ......
"It's sold to customers in the store! You can come and eat a few, but it's too much to eat more than a hundred cakes at once!! How can we entertain our guests like this! Orange pointed to the mountain of cake trays on the side and exploded! Although he already knew the foodie attribute of the new cat god when he took over, it was too much to spend the shrine's food budget for the second half of the year in less than two months. Yesterday, I asked her to be a little restrained.,Although the shrine is not short of this bit of money.,But a large number of procurement of ingredients、Cooking food is also very man-intensive.,I didn't expect to go to the kitchen today to steal food.,Eat the food that the coffee shop entertains guests.,It's really unforgivable!
"Ah, Sister Orange, Misaka's fraud orb has been fully charged, and Misaka is going to sell cute and attract customers!!" Misaka made a decisive strategic turn.
"Whew, it's terrible, no matter how cute the girl is, as long as she turns black, even Jia Coconut will have to bow down." Although I managed to make the transfer, I'm really scared when I think about it now. There's no way.,I had to inject all my magic into the fraud orb.,Today is the day to sell cute.,It's not even triggered to rescue Yukina.,There's no battle at all.,Misaka still has to work harder to sell cute.,Otherwise, it's a headache for oranges at night.。
"Yo, good sister Kotomi." Misaka is looking for a big man who can invite Misaka to dinner... No, it was to solicit customers for the café, and I heard someone calling me from behind.
"It's Kuwabara-sama, welcome to Misaka's festival." It was Yusuke and Kuwabara who came.,Peony、Hotaru and Kuwabara's sister Shizuru also came.,When Peony left that day, Misaka sent a lot of hospitality tickets.,Ask her to pass them on to everyone.,It's a pity that Kurama and Flying Shadow didn't come.。
Fraud orbs and blindfolds also deceive ordinary people, except for Hotaru, soon everyone saw the true identities of the maids and shrine maidens around, Kuwabara and Yusuke were shocked by the scene of so many cute cat demons selling cuteness, Kuwabara was even more shouting to find a sister, and was beaten by his old sister.
"Teacher, Misaka-sensei...... "I was just about to find a seat to talk to everyone, and someone called Misaka again, but it was like the wailing of a dying dog."
"What are you going to do when you don't go to work, but what are you going to do?" It is a tour. In addition to this guy, there are also all the coolies in the dream studio, and there are girls on the side, except for a queen who is said to be the leader of the studio, and the other two girls seem to be middle school students.
"Mr. Misaka, we helped set up the festival last night, and the landlord's envoy didn't do this, so let's take a breath." Zhou You complained vigorously, and last night he worked with a boy in the studio as a coolie to decorate the venue, and he didn't rest until now. But who let himself be eaten to death by others, needless to say the beckoning cat, if you offend the God of Wealth, you will wait to drink the northwest wind, not to mention the identity of the other party's S-level magician and Level5.
The most terrifying thing is that this Misaka is still the infinite horror of the Middle-earth team, and the bento is completely stress-free. There was a chat after a magic teaching, talking about the combat experience of the various worlds, and actually showing off a gold star medal, only to know that the other party sniped more than 700 people in Stalingrad, although there is magic cheating, but it is also worthy of the name of the first sniper king of the world, super bento transmitter.
Seeing Zhou You and a few other boys looking like they were about to be righteous, and this guy looked at the girl next to him from time to time out of the corner of his eye, Misaka already fully understood.
"Well, it's not so busy now, you guys can bring your friends and have fun. But around, can you introduce your girlfriend to Misaka? Hearing Misaka's words, the two junior high school girls walked to Zhou You's side.
"Yikes! Are the two sisters your wings? "I'm even happier to see this Misaka, the Shura field that everyone likes to see, and the ending of the firewood knife and the good boat is what the audience is looking forward to. Traveling Great Khan!
Soon Zhou You was dragged down by the two sisters and executed, and the rest of the defeated dogs were also taken away by their queen. Misaka finally had time to take Yusuke and his party to visit the festival venue, first took everyone to visit the shrine, and then shopping in the surrounding stores, and finally Misaka invited everyone to the café to eat, but ......
What oranges are still here! It seems that not catching Misaka made her very mad and walked around there.
"You use it slowly, and Misaka won't go in..."Seeing that the orange Misaka who was still looking for someone hurriedly continued to move in, although most of the night's advice was inevitable, but if you don't run now, you will be annoyed to death by the orange's advice.
"Phew, this is the second time I've transferred in today..."In order to avoid the capture of the orange, I had to go out and hand out leaflets.
"Give some flyers to Misaka." Misaka found Zhan Lan who was handing out flyers on the street to take the flyer, and today Zhan Lan also changed into a shrine maiden costume and helped with Misaka's special magic cat ears, although it is not as good as the real cat ears and cat tails, it is also much better than the cosplay products on the market, maybe this will also be an important product in the future?
"Where's Kuroko?" I received a pack of flyers from Zhan Lan, and looked around but didn't find the sunspot who handed out the leaflets together.
"She went back to the shrine to find you, and she said that she must be very depressed if her sister can't come out today, and Kuroko should comfort her sister." Sweat! It's good to come out, otherwise Kuroko wouldn't be a joke when he went back and pulled Misaka to show his love in public.
Since the last filming confession, Kuroko has become more and more presumptuous, and it stands to reason that there are beautiful women (even perverts) who should be happy to join the Crystal Palace, but why do you end up with electric shocks and face rubbing every time you toss with this guy to the extreme? Psychological counselor Yuki said that Misaka completely brought himself into the role of Mikoto's sister when he interacted with Kuroko, and what was the result of Kuroko pounced on Sister Cannon? The broad masses of the people know the way, and the electric shock flies. Forget it, let's adjust this slowly, maybe when there are more people in the Crystal Palace in the future, Misaka will change it, or send out flyers first.
With his cute and foul image, Misaka quickly attracted a large number of tourists, especially after discovering the appearance of Misaka and the figures in their hands, he let out a wolf howl (fog). The leaflet in Misaka's hand quickly disappeared, and then it was time for various goodwill activities such as slapping, feeding, and taking photos. However, the price of the Misaka group photo is not low, how can a lollipop be possible, at least two can be used, or a large high-end ice cream can also be considered.
Relying on a group photo of Misaka quickly harvested several candies, several of the uncles also bought high-end ice cream for Misaka, and pointed out the location of the Lucky Cat Shrine to everyone, Misaka and everyone said goodbye, the shrine's festival Kagura Dance is about to begin, and let everyone invite Misaka to eat when they return.
"Woo, these uncles are really good people..."Licking the delicious ice cream, Misaka inadvertently sent a group of good people cards to the uncles who took a group photo just now, but fortunately they have been separated, otherwise it will pollute the environment if it is so gray.
As I walked, I ate ice cream when suddenly it darkened in front of me. Raising his head, the two big fat men in front of him were blocking the road tightly.
"Uh, please give way." Hey, good dog out of the way, get out of the way.
"I'm sorry, Lord Cat, I'm afraid you're going to have to go with us." Suddenly there was an eerie voice from behind, and it was two fat men again, blocking Misaka's retreat.
Something's wrong, how do these guys know that Misaka is a cat god? And four obscene ghost animals on the street blocked a little girl, and it took a lot of madness to flirt with Meng Lori in Akihabara in broad daylight, but the people around not only didn't care, but they didn't even seem to see it. Wrong! I really didn't see it.
Calm down and distinguish carefully, there is a faint demonic aura in the air, and there is also a trace of demonic aura on these four guys, damn it, are they monsters who specialize in concealment and enchantment? But you guys have this talent, isn't it good to lose weight and be a thief! I have to grow a lump of meat and come out disgusting!
Even if it's a monster, don't look at Misaka's magic power to feed the deception orb, just with the power generation capacity of Level5, I won't be afraid of you.
Seeing Misaka's impatient face and the electric light flashing on his forehead, one of the fat men smiled and said, "Don't be mad with the cat god!" This one in our hands is a bit fragile, and it will be troublesome if it breaks the explosion. As he spoke, he picked up a suitcase and shook it at Misaka.
Nuclear bomb! The logo on the suitcase is obvious, and some people may say that this is a fake bought from an item shop in Akihabara, but Misaka's spiritual sense will not lie, this is a real nuclear bomb!
It turned out to be a small suitcase nuclear bomb from the former Soviet Union! It's all the fault of the map header, and this thing is littered everywhere.
How can it be repaired! Why is there such a murderous thing as a nuclear bomb, this is Akihabara, are these crazy monsters planning to detonate here?
"Lord Cat God, you didn't go last time, but this time he asked our brother to come again. This thing is a good thing made by humans.,Not only is it powerful.,The scene is also beautiful.,In addition to the box here.,We also put several on the shrine.,If the adults don't want to cooperate obediently.,I'll have to ask the adults to watch a firework first.。 With that, the four guys all laughed grimly.
How can it be repaired! Doesn't it mean that the Formal History Compilation Committee has already handed over those gangsters for prosecution! Misaka knew that the government of Ward 11 of Tsui Road was unreliable, and I was afraid that it was all bought by the B.B.C. guys. Last time, I hired a youkai to capture Misaka, but this time I actually threatened with a nuclear bomb, and I think of Misaka too much.
"Trigger side quests to stop the nuke. At present, a number of nuclear bombs have been planted around the shrine to prevent the nuclear bombs from exploding before they explode, and the nuclear bomb detonation mission has failed. Successful reward 1 B-level side story, 5000 reward points, failure penalty, none. "The main god has issued a task, but Yuki has done something to amplify the degree of Misaka's opening, which is more like sending points.
"Okay, Misaka will come with you. But if you dare to detonate it, Misaka will punish your employer for not being a god. "Although the barrier of the Space-Time Administration can separate the nuclear bomb from reality, but if one is missed, it is not a joke, even if Misaka does not care about the lives of ordinary people, but Kuroko, Orange, Zhan Lan and a large number of cat clans are all in the shrine, by the way, there are also traveling in a group.
And this time it's not an opportunity.,Misaka has always wanted to intervene in the follow-up Yuyou plot to participate in the dark martial arts meeting.,But as a god, there's really no reason to take the initiative.,Now kidnapping is the best reason.,It's really dozing off and sending pillows.。
Misaka obediently restrains himself, and after being put under a bondage charm by these disgusting guys, a limousine pulls Misaka away.
[Kuroko, Misaka was caught by Hangkin. But you don't have to worry, Misaka is going to be calculated...] Sitting in the car, Misaka began to contact Kuroko (although there is a charm, but this low-level charm is a decoration in front of Misaka), and informed her of the situation in Misaka, so that Kuroko and Juzi don't worry, Zhan Lan only needs to tell her for the time being that Misaka has something to leave, and the teaching during this time will be taken over by Diber.
[Sister-sama, Orange has been looking for you just now, and someone wants to be unfavorable to you, Kuroko is going to save you...] Hearing that Misaka was kidnapped, Kuroko immediately exploded.
[No, this is a good opportunity to intervene in the future mission of the Secret Tour, as long as you inform the spirit world that Misaka has been kidnapped.] After communicating with Kuroko, Misaka realized that he didn't want to give advice to Misaka just now, but to learn that the gold thief was immortal and hired a monster to catch Misaka, and he was looking for Misaka to warn.
Sweat! How do you feel like a third-rate soap opera routine?
Forget it, anyway, this is a good opportunity to intervene, and no matter how much you toss it, it's just locked up like a cabbage. Listen to the sound of the completion of the main god's mission (the others who carried the nuclear bomb after tying up to Misaka also evacuated.) Meow, it's so easy to get 1 B, Misaka seems to have been overopened, and Zhan Lan also got 1 B somehow), Misaka began to close his eyes and recuperate.