"Oh, I'm finally getting up, the little ghost of the Emiya family. I'm looking for it. ”

"Although I was going to say that."

A big red cross rose at the corner of his forehead, and the corner of Emiya Shirou's mouth twitched as he looked at the uninvited person in front of him, and he was sitting leisurely on the sofa drinking black tea, and he was looking his old man up and down

What do you want to do?

Well, this kind of thing can be done in any way, in short, can you beat this old man who trespasses in private places?

"Why, early in the morning, I saw you in my rented place? I remember that I should have locked the doors and windows before going to bed to make sense of both physics and magic. "Remembering that he seems to have been in favor of the other party for a long time and reluctantly suppressed his anger temporarily, yes, it was temporarily suppressed. Clenching his fist hidden in his robe, Emiya Shirou smiled a standard business smile.

I don't know if it's an illusion, but if you look closely, you can vaguely feel that you can see a pitch-black flame burning behind Emiya Shirou

If you don't die, you won't die, and that's a simple and easy truth to understand

"Hmph, that's a stupid question. This kind of thing, the problem of transferring in space is not a problem at all!" It's a pity that because he was stroking his beard with his eyes closed, a certain old man, Zelrich, couldn't even notice that the anger value of Emiya Shirou in front of him was rising sharply at a rate of 500%, otherwise, even if this old man had a bad personality and was undisciplined, he might have slipped away first.

Oh, hehehe, yes, this thing has the means of spatial transfer, how can the enchantment and iron lock be able to prevent him?

The strength of the fist was increased a little more, and he no longer deliberately hid his murderous aura (so as not to startle the snake), and Emiya Shirou's business smile began to become gloomy.

It seems that we need to carefully study the feasibility of putting "mousetraps" in our homes? Ahhhhhh

"But, to be honest, you actually got up earlier than I thought." Death is imminent, however, I don't know if it's because I'm overjoyed to find the address of Emiya Shirou, Zelrich and there are happy stroking his beard.

"Huh~" elongated his voice, Emiya Shirou squinted and looked at Zelrich, "I can't help it." Who would have called the food here as horrible as it is in England, otherwise I wouldn't have had to spend so much extra money to rent a special suite in this particular hotel. Hei Ji is a pampered princess, that sexual orientation is abnormal, looking at me makes me a little hairy guy I don't worry about letting him live under the same roof as me, that poker face looks very pitiful, so he grabbed Valazia by the collar and went to accompany him to find a place to stay, as for Zhu Yue, do you have the courage to ask her to help you cook?"

"What are you kidding, let's not talk about whether you can eat it or not, I still want to live a few more years, old man."

"That's it~" Walking a few steps forward quietly, Emiya Shirou tilted his head and showed a very cute smile if he didn't count the black gas, "Then again, why do you think I should wake up late?" Do you think I'm a child?"

"How is that possible? Although you do look like a child now. But, needless to say, you little devil still have the means to transform yourself into an adult, who will treat you as a child?"

"Heh~" The second time the voice was lengthened, and Emiya Shirou Rao looked at Zelrich interestingly.

At the same time, at an angle that Zelrich could not see, blue points of light were slowly converging on him.

Be prepared.

"Then why do you think I won't wake up so early?"

"Hmph, do you need to talk about that?" Zelrich snorted complacently, "Of course the two of them sleep together at night, poof!!!!"

Before he finished speaking, with a bang, Zelrich's face was embedded on the floor by Shirou Emiya, who had instantly become an adult. The power is so strong that it even shakes the multi-functional barrier set up by Emiya Shirou in advance, such as sound insulation and shock resistance.

All of a sudden, the hall was the center, and the rented suite was in a violent shaking.

"Shirou! What's going on!"

"What are you doing, human?"

"Abductor! You guy! Did you come early in the morning to disturb my mother's sleep and me?"

"Wei Gongjun said before dawn"

"What's going on?"

"No, no, nothing happened, DA☆ZE, it's just a pest removal~" Gently wiped his fist, but with a hard step under his feet, he really embedded an old man into the floor, and Emiya Shirou turned his head with a smile on his face to look at the people who pushed open the door, "Yo Xi Yo Xi, I'm really sorry to disturb you." And little Kalian, if the child doesn't sleep well, he won't grow tall, go back to the bed, I'll prepare breakfast in three hours, and I'll call you then~"

"Pain, pain, pain is so heavy, you guy really doesn't have the concept of respecting the elderly." After a while, waiting for Emiya Shirou's anger to subside slightly, Zelrich, who crawled out of the floor, rubbed his face and sighed, while picking up the black tea that Emiya Shirou had just brewed and taking a sip.

"Shut up. The bad old man who trespassed into people's houses early in the morning had no need for respect. While Zelrich was speaking, Emiya Shirou wanted to take a sip of black tea. However, as soon as he brought it to his lips, as soon as he heard Zelrich's words, he was in no mood to drink tea. The hand holding the cup stiffened in mid-air, and it wasn't if it wasn't put down, and after a while, Emiya Shirou finally put down the teacup with a helpless face, "It's true, I got up early and wanted to reserve a little time to study the fruit before making breakfast, but now you have nothing to do when you come." What are you going to do with me, old man?"

"Hawkers, well, don't be so angry~" Zelrich waved his hand innocently, his face was still relaxed, "How do I know that you can be unmoved by such a beautiful girlfriend and so many beautiful women?" If I had done it, I would have done it a long time ago, unless a woman disguised as a man?"

"If you want me to beat you up again, please don't-use-care, don't beat around the bush, just say it. Guaranteed - no hands will be spared!" Shaking his head slightly, a smile appeared on Emiya Shirou's face that was no different from just now, and the ten fingers that were clasped tightly began to crackle, and faintly, it seemed that some white arcs of electricity could be seen wrapped around the fist.

If you have the courage to continue, you will be killed.

"Ahem, ahem." Reading the above dangerous meaning in Emiya Shirou's eyes, and feeling that the other party didn't seem to be telling a joke, Zelrich coughed sideways twice, "Well, well, it's just a joke." As for the compensation, how about you join the Clock Tower?"

"Let's do it."

"Well, that's fine, that's it? Huh? Eh!!!!" It was as if he had heard some impossible answer, and he could no longer hold the negotiation, and in the next moment, Zelrich's expression immediately became wonderful

P.S.1: There's no doubt that it's Friday's second watch and that's finally halfway through