Chapter 347: Stupid, Stupid, Stupid
"Baishan, what are you doing, go in!" There was another woman's voice outside the door, Bai Xiaozhu heard it very clearly, it was his mother Mei Lingzhen, and after finishing speaking, Mei Lingzhen's head also came out from behind Bai Shan.
For a moment, Tang Qi really wanted to find a crack in the ground and stuff himself in.
I don't know if he was shocked by the super embarrassing scene in front of him, he actually stood in place naked and hugged Bai Xiaozhu for a full five seconds, until Mei Lingzhen let out an exclamation, he seemed to break free from the nightmare, holding Bai Xiaozhu's body with both hands, and brought the seven steps of floating clouds to the extreme, flashed into the bathroom with a "boom", and closed the door with a "boom".
However, even if he was too fast, the blood-spurting scene was still seen by the Baishan couple.
Bai Shanmu said dumbfoundedly: "Are we coming at the wrong time?" β
Mei Lingzhen nodded: "We shouldn't have come." β
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In the bathroom, Tang Qi and Bai Xiaozhu were in a mess at the moment.
Is there anything more embarrassing than that?
Obviously it's not boyfriend and girlfriend, but when they see this, it's yellow mud that fell into the crotch of the pants, it's not and it's, okay, Tang Qi doesn't even have a crotch at this time.
"Pig's head, pervert, put on your clothes!"
"I've got soap on me!"
"It's all your fault, this time it's dead, how can I go out to meet people?"
"They are your parents, they won't kill you, it's possible to kill me."
"You deserve to be killed, who made you undressed, pervert!"
"Damn, it's not because you called for help, you were willing to do it, was scared by a cockroach and called for help, are you embarrassed? Okay, you go out first, I'll wash first. β
"Don't! How can I tell them when I go out? I don't have the face to see anyone! β
"Then you can't stay here and watch me take a shower?"
"You saw me last time, and it's not an exaggeration for me to look at you this time!"
"Uh......, okay, whatever you see, don't blame me for the long needle eye."
Tang Qi generously went into the shower room to take a shower, anyway, he was looked at by Bai Shan and Mei Lingzhen, the dead pig is not afraid of boiling water, what do you like.
Bai Xiaozhu said with pride, but after looking at it, he didn't dare to look more, and turned his back and thought about how to deal with his parents outside.
Ten minutes later, the four of them sat on the sofa, Tang Qi and Bai Xiaozhu sat together, and Bai Shan and Mei Lingzhen sat at two ends; Bai Shan seemed to have been brewing for a long time, but he never knew how to talk about it, and finally Tang Qi opened his mouth and said: "Uncle Bai, Aunt Mei, what about things, it's actually not as you see......"
Bai Xiaozhu hurriedly nodded and agreed: "That's right, that's right, don't misunderstand, what about this, actually...... In fact, it's all to blame on a cockroach, and a cockroach is to blame. β
Bai Shan turned around on the faces of the two of them several times, and finally said incomprehensibly: "This house has not been lived in for many years, and cockroaches are inevitable, Xiaozhu, your mother and I suddenly missed the old days, and wanted to come to this old house to see, well, now that I have seen it, good, very good, then we will go back...... Rest early, you guys. β
This one...... What's the situation, Bai Shan actually avoided talking about the scene he just saw!
Tang Qi and Bai Xiaozhu looked at each other, and Bai Shan immediately pulled Mei Lingzhen out of here, and before leaving, Bai Shan smiled at Tang Qi, not knowing what that smile meant.
"I, I'll catch up and explain!" Something like this happened, Bai Xiaozhu was naturally embarrassed to stay in this house and spend the night with Tang Qi, it wasn't really anything, she ran into the room and hurriedly changed her clothes after she finished speaking, so she opened the door and chased out; Tang Qi was still a little worried about her, and when he walked to the entrance of the building, he found that Bai Shan and Mei Lingzhen had not left yet, and were whispering something, so he turned around and came back.
He thought about it, it's not a matter for him to stay hereββ, hey, why is this thing so fucked!
At this time, his mobile phone rang, and when he saw that it was Xiao Nizi Xue Yating's, his mind flashed Han Zhi's last call to Ou Ruoruo, and he didn't know what the situation was now, so he immediately picked it up.
Xue Yating didn't say much nonsense, and said, "Qiqi, do you know who the perpetrator who hit my mother is?" You must not have guessed that bastard is actually Yuan Weicheng's cousin, and Yuan Weicheng has found my house today. β
"What?" Tang Qi frowned, he really didn't expect this to happen, Zhao Sheng was actually Yuan Weicheng's cousin, "What is he doing at your house, by the way, how is your mother now?" β
"What else can he do, apologize for that bastard! He also took 500,000 yuan and begged our family to rest in peace. β
"Ah, the money was collected?"
"No, Yanyan smashed the money back on the spot, saying that medical expenses, nutrition fees, lost work expenses, and mental damage expenses cannot be less, and the perpetrator should be judged how he should be judged, and no one can cheat for personal gain, Yanyan is really bull B, relieve anger!"
Tang Qi was a little stunned when he heard this: "Yanyan is Xia Feiyan?" Didn't you call her Xia Cuttlefish? β
Xue Yating immediately said: "That's all old times, we are good sisters now!" Kiki, you ...... Hey, I can't handle you alone anyway, I don't care about Yanyan and your affairs, how do you like to fix ......, hey, you won't be happy to be stupid when you hear it, right? β
Tang Qi was really a little stupid, obviously two people who were enemies before, actually said these words at once.
Then Xue Yating said again: "My mother was almost knocked over, if there is no help from Sister Qing, the consequences are unimaginable, take 500,000 yuan and want to write it off, he thinks well, Qiqi, don't you know, last time a policeman came and said that my mother was touching porcelain, TMD, these people are simply shameless, do you know who did this?" It's Yuan Weicheng's father, and he instructed the policeman to say this. β
Tang Qi hummed and said: "I know about this matter, Director Han and I are on the phone, you can rest assured, our mother will be fine, if Sister Ruo has already greeted her aunt, that is, the director of the Jiangzhou Public Security Bureau, this matter must be strictly investigated to the end, if Yuan Weicheng's father dares to interfere, he will still be dealt with." β
Xue Yating said weakly: "Yuan Weicheng's father is the mayor of Xicheng District, can we hold it down?" β
"Why can't you hold him down, crush him!"
"This ...... My mother meant, Yuan Weicheng is my classmate, he came to the door to apologize, saying that it was ...... The perpetrators can't be tolerated, but Yuan Weicheng's father doesn't want to pursue it, they are officials, we are the people, and it won't be good to secretly stumble on us when the time comes, what do you think? β
Tang Qi thought for a while and said, "What you said also makes sense, you can promise him about this matter, don't worry about other things, I'll handle it." β
"Okay, Qiqi, I see Yuan Weicheng's expression when he speaks, it seems that he has been probing your roots, I suspect that he has another purpose."
"Well, it's okay, don't worry, you have to believe your man, for someone like him, either you don't do it, or you will slap it to death, or you will suffer endlessly."
Xue Yating nodded, and said: "By the way, is Sister Qing in Jiangzhou now, my mother said that she wanted to thank her in person, and ......, I also want to thank her!" β
Tang Qi sighed secretly and said: "Sister Qing is leaving now, a very powerful woman has come out, and she has accepted her as an apprentice, saying that she will not ......meet until five years later" Tang Qi was depressed in his heart, Xiao Nizi was not an outsider, so he said one word at a word that Hu Qingqing was taken away by the master to learn art that night, and then said, "Tingting, Qingqing is not an ordinary person, she has yin and yang eyes, nine yin and veins, and can see ghosts ......, there are some things I didn't tell you in detail, I really don't know how to tell you, I'm afraid you won't believe it, and think I'm having a nervous disorder. β
Xue Yating was silent for a long time, as if she was still digesting Tang Qi's words, and said after a while: "Qiqi, you are the man I want to marry, no matter what you say, I believe it, but it's late today, next time you talk to me in person, hug me, otherwise I will be afraid." β
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ended the phone call with Xiao Nizi, but Tang Qi changed his mind again, let's rest here for one night today, it doesn't matter if I go or not anyway. The dresses are still here, and they will have to come over tomorrow, so why bother.
At this time, he thought of the woman in red again, and remembered the so-called Dan Dao, five years...... Hmph, five years is too long, not five years, I will definitely surpass Dan Dao, you are domineering my fox sister and don't come to see me, won't I find you out in person?
However, Dan Dao, what is Dan Dao?
He stood stunned, thinking about all the things in the Purifying Pulp Sutra, and it seemed that even if he cultivated to the final realm of life and death, he didn't mention what Dan Dao was.
"Meowβ"
At this time, the little yellow cat Huahua jumped in from the window, this guy was elusive, disappeared from time to time for a while, Tang Qi grabbed it, stared at its eyes, and said to himself: "Hey, it's a pity that you are a cat and can't speak human language, how good should you be able to speak?" Hey, a cat that can't even speak! β
Tang Qi said this, as if it was embarrassing for a cat to not speak human words.
Huahua was obviously enraged by such contemptuous words, a scream of "meow", struggling to get out of his hand, the yellow cat shadow slid to the white wall of the living room, the cat's paw stretched out to brush and brushed for a while, and then jumped down and stretched out a cat's paw to point at the wall.
Tang Qi was stunned for a long time, looked at the wall, and finally shouted: "Damn, it's really a cat drawing!" β
After careful identification, he found that this was actually a Chinese character, although it was very awkward, crooked and slanted, but it was really a Chinese character, and it was written: It's useless yourself, you haven't even cultivated your divine thoughts, how can you communicate with this adult, Kunwu is blind, why did you follow you, a stupid person who can only roll sheets with women, stupid, and there is a big egg in the back!
Ouch,!
Tang Qi looked at the triumphant little yellow cat like a ghost, the amount of information in it was ...... It's huge!
Butβ
"You actually say that Lao Tzu is stupid, you dead cat, you can't even speak human words, you are just a stupid cat!"
"Meowβ"
"Stupid cat!"
"Meowβ"
"Stupid cat!"
The two stupid cats angered Huahua, jumped up and left three blood marks on the back of Tang Qi's hand.