283 is really a pig's brain [text]
After a drink, except for Li Yi and Li Zihang, there was also an aunt named Shu Junyao, and the three of them could still sit and chat soberly, and the rest were basically lying on the ground, and finally were thrown to the guest room by the guards to fall asleep.
Zheng Zesi and they also drank almost, and they were also sent to rest, the old man has nothing else here but a house.
"These little guys, they dare to find their brother to fight for wine, it's really the old birthday star who is impatient to eat arsenic." Li Yi said with a smile.
"Hehe, second brother, you are not authentic, and you don't say anything to us, fortunately, we are clever, otherwise we would be the same as them." Li Zihang complained proudly.
"Hehe, what am I advising you to do if you have bad intentions? Besides, you don't know about my brother's wine, as long as you don't mess with him, he will definitely not come to dress up for you? Li Yi said with a smile.
"Hahaha, those guys have suffered a lot these days, especially the guy Xiaoliu, who usually brags about how and how good his alcohol is, now it's blind, hehe was the first to lie down. I really laughed at it. Li Zihang said happily, it seems that he has been ravaged by him before.
"Don't be complacent, don't be complacent, be careful that Xiaoliu will settle accounts with you after he wakes up." Shu Junyao said with a smile.
"Don't be afraid, Xiaoliu, that kid doesn't dare to come to the old man alone without being summoned." Li Zihang said proudly.
"You see, my brother was called into the study by my grandfather again, hey, it's all grandsons, why is there such a big difference." Shu Junyao said with a little jealousy.
"Yes. This old man is too eccentric. Li Zihang's eyes were full of envy.
After being here for so long, he still doesn't know what it's like in this study.
"Hey, hey, I said what kind of eyes are you two looking at, what is there to envy, what do you think is good about going into the study, you want to approve me back then called a bloody meeting, in the future, I won't go in, master, it will definitely be no good to go in......" Looking at the envious eyes of the two, and then thinking back to his experiences during this time, he couldn't help but say with emotion.
"Second brother, you don't have a backache when you stand and talk, and you are still good when you get cheap. You don't know what the old man's study means in our family, it's simply a well-known Whampoa Military Academy. After coming out, it is definitely a descendant army in the *, and they are all yellow card troops, focusing on the object. Li Zihang said with emotion.
"That's it, I heard my mother say that entering the study means getting the old man's approval. After that, you will be able to walk sideways. Shu Junyao also said with emotion.
"Hehe, you guys are too exaggerated, you are still walking smoothly, and you are still walking sideways, why don't I feel this way, you must know that I am being been" Li Yi said with a smile.
"If it's not evil, just look at you, after entering, in just one year, you have been promoted to the level of real power, and you can't ride a rocket as fast as you." Li Zihang said enviously.
"Hurry up, that's all your brother and I paid for with my life." Li Yi said angrily.
"By the way, the second brother hasn't seen you come out for a few days, what are you doing now? Gone all day. Shu Junyao asked suspiciously.
"Don't ask around, otherwise your little one will have to be assigned here to do coolies like Zihang." Li Yi said with a smile.
"Oh, that's right." Shu Junyao immediately shut up when he heard this, he was not a stupid person, he immediately realized what kind of work his cousin might be doing, if that was the case, he really couldn't ask around, otherwise he wouldn't have been assigned here to do such a simple thing as coolies.
"Hehe, Xiaojun, keep inquiring, it's also a good thing for me to come here to accompany my brother." Li Zihang said with a smile.
"You kid can pick a few pounds now, when will he be released after his sentence." Shu Junyao asked with a smile.
"Eh, don't mention it. Your brother and I didn't look at the yellow calendar when I went out today, and I was destined to be too old. It's bitter. Li Zihang said with a crying face.
"Hehe, that's the case, let's talk about it." Shu Junyao said with a posture that saw that the funeral was not afraid of big things.
"Hey, don't talk about the sad things. Don't talk about it. At the mention of this, Li Zihang couldn't help but shake his hand listlessly and said.
But the more he was like this, the more curious Li Yi and Shu Junyao became, and the two of them gave full play to their perseverance and finally took this "sad thing" out of his mouth.
After listening to this, the two unscrupulous brothers laughed merrily.
The angry Li Zihang used the strength he had exercised in the past few months to press the two of them under him, but Li Yi had been tempered gently after all, and Jin Haotian had taught him a few tricks to save his life, so he escaped from Li Zihang's clutches with a little struggle, and only the sad Shu Junyao endured Li Zihang's ravages in pain.
After several ineffective resistances, Shu Junyao had no choice but to raise the white flag and surrender, and also signed several unequal treaties, which eliminated Li Zihang's resentment.
"I'll go, why is your kid's brute strength so big now." Shu Junyao rubbed the tenderness on his body and complained disapprovingly.
"Hehe, do you think I'm eating dry rice here with the old man, so much farm work every day is for nothing, and the little buddy can now easily pick up more than 200 catties, if it weren't for my bad luck today, I would be released from prison in a few days." It's a pity, it's ...... now," he said, and finally Li Zihang shook his head in annoyance.
"Hahaha, this is called self-inflicted sin and can't live." Li Yi on the side was nibbling on fruit over there and said vaguely.
"Isn't that right?" Suddenly, Li Zihang exclaimed with a puzzled expression.
"What's wrong?" Li Yi and Shu Junyao asked in unison.
"Second brother, when did you become so strong that you escaped from my hands so easily?" Li Zihang asked in confusion.
"That's right, second brother, when did you, a weak scholar who has no power to restrain chickens, become so powerful." Shu Junyao also reacted.
You must know that among so many brothers in the family, Li Yi's body is thin. In addition, he doesn't like sports very much, and when they play together, Li Yi is the first loser, but they didn't expect to escape from Li Zihang's hands now, whose strength is no longer what it used to be, which doesn't surprise them.
"Hehe, Xiao, I used to be my brother, and there were a lot of adults, so let you hairy boys, you really think I can't do you." Li Yi said proudly.
"Cut, who believes. The second brother honestly confessed what kind of panacea he had taken, and he had become so powerful in a year? Li Zihang said angrily.
"Hehe, I want to know?" Li Yi smiled evilly.
"Uh-huh." The two nodded and said, they are both young men in their early twenties who are ten * years old, and it is when they worship force and the strong, of course they want to know the mystery here.
"Hehe, this elixir......" Li Yi shuffled mysteriously.
"What is it?" The two asked eagerly, "Hehe, keep it secret." Li Yi shook them.
"Hey, you're still pretending to be a ghost, what should Jun do?" Li Zihang said angrily.
"Cut him." Shu Junyao swiped out two words fiercely.
So the two of them had a very tacit understanding and attacked together.
"Hahaha, even you two stinky boys who don't have any hair, dare to show your teeth with my brother and me, and if you don't teach you a lesson, you don't know how many eyes Lord Ma has." Li Yi accurately threw the kernel in his hand into the trash can, and then said to the two brothers with teeth and claws with a smile.
"Hehe, then it's up to you to see if you're so capable." Li Zihang said proudly.
Then the two brothers attacked the third way, and the other specially beckoned the lower third way to attack Li Yi.
If it was placed in the past, Li Yi would only be beaten, but now that it is now, this point is just a pediatrics for him.
At the beginning of the martial arts training, the guy called gentle, but not gentle at all, arranged for five or six martial arts masters to hammer himself every time.
Sometimes it's a wheel war, one after another without stopping, and sometimes it's just a group beating, a group of people beating him alone.
At the beginning, it was called a bitterness, and at the end of the day, there was basically no good meat on the body, a green and a purple piece.
It's really said that those sparring buddies are really experts, beating him so badly but it won't hurt his muscles and bones at all, at best, it's a pain in the body, rubbing and drinking at night, it won't affect tomorrow's training at all.
made Li Yi throw himself to the ground on the five bodies they admired, and gritted his teeth with hatred.
The good guy lived like this every day for more than a month, and in the end, the muscles in his body were numb and lost his pain.
But the most obvious result of this is that he has been holding on to them for longer and longer, and sometimes he can give them a small counterattack.
Especially after Jin Haotian gave him the small kung fu and those tailor-made life-saving kung fu, when he received such training, the situation turned around.
Originally, it was a group of them who beat him alone, but now he is beating a group of them alone, and at last he was very happy to sing a song of serfs turning over and singing, and he really benefited.
Now these two little guys with brute strength want to subdue themselves with this, it's really a fool's dream.
Thinking of when he was bullied by them before, Li Yi couldn't help but have a bad heart, he didn't give them a move to defeat the enemy, but shuttled between the two like a flower butterfly, giving them a little blow from time to time, provoking their anger.
Half an hour later, even a person was already tired and out of breath, but even Li Yi's hair didn't touch a single hair, let alone subdue him.
"Stop, stop, stop playing, I'm tired." Shu Junyao said breathlessly.
After half a year of hard work, Li Zihang is a little better, but he is tired enough.
"Hehe, don't play, you say you don't play, you don't play, brother, I haven't started yet, it was a warm-up exercise just now." As he spoke, he made a few sharp offensives, specifically picking the thick-skinned places on the two of them.
The two men who beat them kept howling like killing pigs.
"Your sister, you murder." The two said bitterly.
"Hehe, my sister is either your sister or your sister, when they wake up, I'll sue them and you're greeting him." Li Yi smiled evilly.
"Stop, let's talk, what do you want?" Li Zihang said lightly.
"Hehe, it's so refreshing to be so early." Li Yi said with a smile.
"Eh, what kind of family are I, why don't you take advantage of them one by one and don't play." The two wailed.
So in front of everyone, the two of them signed an unequal treaty with Li Yi with tears of grief and tears that was unequal to the customs treaty.
"Silly boys, if you want to become stronger, go to the eldest brother, I called it all from him." After getting the benefits, Li Yi left a sentence and walked away in style.
"Eh, I'm such a pig's brain." Li Zihang blamed himself bitterly, but what was the use of regretting it so far.
ps: If you have flowers, you will be given a flower, and if you don't have flowers, you will be given a ticket.