Volume 1 The Human World Chapter 220 Adulterous Thief

"Your Majesty?" All the women exclaimed in unison, and they all stood up involuntarily, but they didn't notice that the pinna of the frozen young man on the bed suddenly moved again.

Ave raised her right hand, and the man under the bed rolled to her feet.

The man was tied by a five-colored rattan rope, his hands and feet couldn't move, and he looked upright, but his eyes were dark, his eyes were dripping and turning, and his face was full of confusion and thief expression, next to her snow-white ankles, he couldn't help but take a deep breath, shook his head and recited: "I know that it's not snow, I ...... for a dark fragrance."

The woman in black's face sank, and kicked him hard in the stomach, and the man immediately let out an "ouch", grinning in pain, and his face wrinkled like a chrysanthemum: "Grandma, I praised Afu's feet as fragrant and white, why are you so angry?" Are your feet ......" she glared at, and hurriedly swallowed back the remaining half of the sentence.

Mengye "snorted", pulled out a short knife with his right hand, put it around his neck, picked up a piece of fish belly with his left hand, kept shaking it in front of his nose, and said coquettishly: "Stinky thief, if you talk nonsense, it will not be you who eat fish, but fish who will eat you."

The man was startled and said, "Yes, yes, the villain doesn't dare." The villain's meat is rough and hard, and the fish don't like to eat it. Smelling the fishy sweetness of the fish, he couldn't help but swallow his saliva again, and said with a salivating face: "Sister Mengye... Oh no, Master Meng, Ancestor Meng, I've been hungry for a few days, and I don't have the strength to speak, so why don't you let me taste it first......"

"Taste your size" The girl in red looked impatient, raised the knife in her hand, and stabbed it into the wooden board next to his cheek, and shouted, "The emperor has long been buried in the belly of the Qinglong of Penglai Mountain, do you think the aunts and grandmothers are so easy to deceive?" ”

The man instinctively shrank his head and said with a bitter face: "The fairy sisters of the Flower God Valley are smart and known to the world, how dare the villain coax?" He straightened his chest with an awe-inspiring expression, and said impassionedly: "Besides, I am a distant nephew of the 'Holy Mother of Antarctic Flames, the eighty-ninth generation descendant of the Nanhai Lie Clan, and I can be regarded as a hero who is crisp, loud, and unbending in the Divine Gate.

The girl in red and Mengye shook the tip of their knives and shouted in unison: "Don't talk nonsense, get to the point"

Na Lieyun hurriedly said, "Yes, yes." He coughed and said, "That's a long talk...... Ouch I'll make a long story short, long story short. This time, the 'Lord of the City that Never Sleeps, and the Lord of the Country of the Dayless Country, married, caused a sensation all over the world, and the guests gathered, which was an unprecedented event in the past 20 years of the Shenmen. The villain thought to himself, the villain is not too young, and he has not been able to find the woman he likes, so it is better to have a lively time, get a little joy, maybe he can meet one or two destined people at this 'day and night wedding ceremony...... If you can meet two or three, three or four, then it will be even better.

So I took a ride to Goryeo. It so happened that there were eight or nine more nuns of great beauty living on that ship. Somehow, when he saw those nuns, the villain Huigen suddenly opened, and he couldn't sleep at night because he was devoted to the Buddha, so he got into the cabin of those nuns through the window in the middle of the night, wanting to learn some Buddhist teachings from them.

"But those thieves and nuns were so unreasonable, and as soon as I poked my head in, they called me a thief. I couldn't argue, so I had to hold the leg of one of the nuns tightly and beg her to lighten it. Didn't the Buddha say that you should 'cut the meat and feed the eagle, and sacrifice your body to feed the tiger?' Didn't you say, 'If I don't go to hell, who will?' He...... His grandmother's mother, who thought that these thieves and nuns had no mercy, not only did they give up their lives to cross me, but also kicked me into the sea. ”

All the women laughed in unison, and even said that they played well. Afu frowned and muttered, "How can there be nuns in Shenzhou who go to Goryeo?" Do you remember what the nuns' robes were? ”

Lieyun said wildly: "This... The villain only remembered that the nuns were beautiful one by one, and they were not wearing a tie robe, but a white robe, and the others did not remember. ”

The women expected that this lewd thief was obscene, and most of the thief's eyes were only interested in exploring the scenery under the monk's robe, and they scolded him at the moment, urging him to get to the point quickly.

Lieyun continued: "Fortunately, the villain has excellent water skills, and his wind control skills are not bad, and after two days of swimming in the sea and enclave, he finally got on a fishing boat again. In addition to a few fishermen on the fishing boat, there was also an old Taoist priest and a Taoist aunt. I saw that although the Dao Gu's robe was full of patches and her temples were a little white, her face was as tender as an egg, and she was extremely beautiful, so I couldn't help but feel a heart of catechumen, and I couldn't sleep at night.

"The villain tossed and turned, crawled to the side of the aunt, and was about to ask her what Lao Tzu said, 'The gate of Xuanqi is the root of heaven and earth. What does it mean, but she clicked on my acupoint like lightning and slapped me more than a dozen times on the head. His grandmother's, I've met these uncompassionate shrews along the way......"

was glared at by the eyes of the women, and hurriedly said: "Not including all the sisters, not including all the sisters, all the sisters have smooth palms and light toes, even if they hit the face and kick on the body, it is fluttering and unspeakably comfortable." But the stinky Dao Gu was different, after a few slaps, the villain was beaten and almost broke his neck, and fainted on the spot.

"When I woke up, I had been carried by her to an island. She and the Taoist priest stood on the top of the mountain and shouted around, "Li Lingxu, Chu Qinghong, I know that you are hiding here. You can hide for a while, you can't hide for a lifetime, come out now, sincerely repent, take refuge in the Daomen, maybe there will be a chance of rebirth, otherwise when the whole world comes to the door, you will die without a place to be buried.

"I listened to the 'Li Lingcao, three words, quite familiar, but I didn't remember who it was for a while. She and the old Taoist priest flew all over the island, shouting dozens of times, but there was no response. I took the opportunity to dig a hole in the soil and dig into it. When the two men returned, they couldn't find me, so they flew away in the wind.

"I hid in the dirt for more than an hour, making sure they didn't come back, and then I was relieved and wanted to climb out. Before he got up, he heard someone above him 'Bah, and sneered: 'Sincerely repent and take refuge in the Daomen?' Is it a fool to be a bull nose? Lao Tzu has been an enemy of the whole world for decades, and he is still afraid of what bullshit will die without a place to be buried,

The man stepped over my head and yelled. I looked through the cracks in the earth, and saw that the whites of his eyes were rolling, and his eyes were blind, as if he had seen them somewhere, but for a moment I could not remember. There was a woman in red standing beside him, reaching out to help him, but he threw him away.

The woman was not angry, but said softly: "In the past year and a half, they have searched all the islands, and they still do not give up, and they will probably come back in three months." Why don't we hurry up, chisel the boat, and drift south while they go north, and when they reach the South China Sea, they won't be able to find you. ,”

Lie Yun couldn't help but shake his head, and sighed: "Alas, don't hide it from all my sisters, I think I've been in the world for twenty years, and I don't know how many beauties I've seen in the country, but compared with the woman in red, they all have become vulgar fans." Her voice was gentle and sweet, and when it came to her ears, her heart seemed to be soft. At that time, I thought that this man was really his grandmother's blindness, but if he could see a little light, he would not be rude to such a beauty......"

The women were very unconvinced, and chattered: "Nonsense, the beauties of the world are out of my god gate' Flower God Valley, you are a mouse-eyed, you know a fart" "Stinky thief, I see that you have been floating on the sea for a few days, hungry and thirsty, and even the sow has become a sable cicada, right?" ”

Lieyun Maniac said absentmindedly, but squinted his eyes, as if he was still reminiscing about the peerless appearance of the woman in red, and after a long while, he continued: "Her feet are on top of my head, and I watch her bright red skirt flutter in the wind, and the fragrance bursts into my nose, and my heart is about to jump out of my throat." Seeing that the blind man had a violent temper, she always smiled and complied, and she was even more unconvinced, and she couldn't immediately kick the blind man into the sea and take her away and fly away.

"Thanks to my careful sailing of the Ten Thousand Year Boat, I always vaguely felt that the blind man was not an ordinary person, and I held my breath and forbeared, not daring to make any moves. After they left, they slowly came out of the dirt. After thinking about it, I decided that it was better to endure the pain and cut my love. When I rushed to the sea, I suddenly remembered who the blind man was, and my legs were weak with fright, and my whole body was covered in cold sweat.

"Li Lingcao, Li Lingcao's grandmother's, isn't this the real name of Emperor Lin Lingsu? Although I have never seen his true face, I have seen his portrait on the wanted notice of Zhao Guan's family back then, and it is seven or eight points similar to that blind man's fruit. It is said that he has already died in Penglai Mountain, and he didn't expect to be blind and hiding on a small island

Although all the women had already guessed that this blind man was Lin Lingsu, listening to him say it himself, they still couldn't help but change their faces. Ah Fu froze and said, "And then? Have you ever returned to that island? Did you tell anyone about this? ”

Burning Cloud shook his head again and again like a rattle, Yu laughed a few times, and said: "I was in a state of distraction, and I just wanted to escape, how dare I look back again?" Finally, I took a few more boats along the way, and when I arrived in Beihai with great difficulty, I met my sisters. ”

The women looked at each other, not knowing what to do for a while. Afu bit her lip and muttered for a moment, and said, "This matter is very important, and you can't leak the news." The fourth sister and the eighth sister, seal the mouth of this prostitute thief, put it in the box, and immediately turn the bow of the ship back to the Valley of the Flower God......"

Lieyun was startled, and before he could scream, he was gagged by the girl in red and Mengye, and carried it towards the box in the corner.

At that moment, a terrible horn suddenly sounded from outside the cabin, and then it was cut off suddenly. The faces of the women changed slightly, and they were about to rush out to take a look, when the wind was blowing and the figures flickered, and all the acupoints had been sealed in an instant.

The six white-clothed nuns stood still, glanced at the round eyes and frightened Lie Yun Mania, sneered at the corners of their mouths, and said in unison: "Second Senior Sister, I have found this lewd thief." ”