Chapter 490: What Are You Embarrassed? [First Update]
Zhu Haixuan is still desperately collecting the pictures that Lu Xiaobu sent before.
Outcome.
Lu Xiaobu's set of eighteen thieves directly made him stunned!
Where did Lu Xiaobu find so many pictures?!
In fact, if you say make it up casually, he can do it!
But if that kind of picture doesn't attract the public's attention, then what's the use?
This kind of emoji looks simple, but in fact, it also needs inspiration and foreshadowing, not that just writing two words is called an emoji.
The expressions of the pictures and the text on them all need to be matched!
"Come on!
Lu Xiaobu continued to post pictures.
Mom sells batches, fight with me?!
Play can't kill you!
Does Zhu Haixuan continue?
He's going to keep!
It's like, everyone was originally fighting each other with spears and javelins, and if you throw the javelin, I will throw it back for you with my backhand.
As a result, he just threw one back, and the people directly took out the blue fire Gatling, you play, you play with eggs!
It's better to stop early, and then push the responsibility for stealing the picture to others, and you can stop the loss!
Therefore, the flag died down, hung up the exemption from delisting, and threw out a scapegoat, which became his next action.
"Hang a free battle card with me?!"
Lu Xiaobu sneered: "Tang Geng, if you scold him for me, use my account to scold him twenty-four hours a day!"
"Yes, Mr. Lu!"
Tang Geng is guaranteed to arrive immediately!
......
In the next few points, Zhu Haixuan was like living in hell.
Lu Xiaobu's Weibo is like a convulsion, and he scolds him with various emojis non-stop for twenty hours a day.
Good guy, he didn't dare to open Weibo.
Sometimes as soon as you open Weibo, it is easy to be scared and crash directly!
You|Mom sells batches!
Where the hell did you get so many pictures?!
......
At the same time, because of this incident, the online Doutu culture has gradually formed!
Countless young people began to collect the emojis made by Tang Geng, and then went crazy on various platforms!
It's a lot of fun every day!
Later, the simple soup cultivation diagram could no longer meet their needs.
Countless people began to make their own memes, and then took out all kinds of fights!
It was dark, and the sun and moon were dark!
At one point, I could hardly find any text on the Internet, it was all emojis!
I don't know how many people's mobile phones have fallen into a state of death because of Doutu!
What makes people feel interesting is that because of this incident, the sales of Jueying mobile phones have increased.
No way, other phones are too stuck.
Oh, in fact, I didn't make much, I just casually made tens of millions, really not much!
Ahem, ahem!
And that's not the end of it.
This Doutu culture initiated by Lu Xiaobu is still spreading wildly under the impetus of the Internet!
The speed of the spread is simply terrifying!
Soon, Doutu culture is no longer limited to ordinary netizens.
The Voice mentor Chen Wen Weibo: "My English name is called, Ward Tian Wo Wei River Spicy Mo Shuai Jpg"
Backhand.
His daughter-in-law, the voice mentor Fang Li, came to one: "Be careful when you speak, my three-dollar slippers are not a joke jpg"
Chen Wenmiao said: "Grandma, I was wrong!"
Fang Li laughed: "I admire you very much."
Netizens laughed when they saw it.
"Melon-eating Masses JPG"
"Noodle Eating Crowd JPG"
"My titanium dog's eye jpg"
"Ate this dog food jpg"
"Where is the festival?jpg"
“......”
Not only them, but even the queen Sun Wanqi came out to get a hand: "She is the most beautiful jpg I have ever seen"
And next to this meme is a photo of herself.
Netizens laughed at themselves.
"I'll give full marks for this forced pretend.jpg"
"At first glance, your surname is Lu jpg"
"Look at you pretending, you're the Lu family, jpg"
"Look into the baby's eyes, and you say the general jpg"
“......”
Well, there are a lot of emojis about Lu Xiaobu at night.
And in addition to the above Lu family series, the remaining 80% of these emoticons are Lu Xiaobu's classic quotations.
Like what.
"Reward, 5,000!·jpg"
"Zhang Meng, on!·jpg"
"I'm just a loser, you're not convinced?"
"Believe it or not, the master took the money and stoned you to death?·jpg"
"There are two things you can't compare to me, one, you don't have my loser, two, you don't have me lazy jpg"
"Don't compare with me, you can't compare to me, and I'm too lazy to compare with you.jpg"
"Pretend to be forced with me? Do you know what Lu Xiaobu is?"
"Please call me Doutu Patriarch, hurry up and worship jpg"
“......”
Anyway, Lu Xiaobu was played bad on the Internet, and all kinds of expressions went up!
There is even a special Lu Xiaobu emoji website.
Lu Xiaobu was also happy when he saw it, as long as these bastards didn't maliciously mess with him, it didn't matter.
Even Lu Xiaobu felt that he had done a good job.
It's very flavorful, for example, the 'reward, 5,000 jpg' is very charming!
Oh, by the way, it is worth mentioning that Lu Xiaobu's apprentice is also the beginning of this incident, the female academic bully, Zhang Shilin, from the beginning to the end, has not said a word.
Lu Xiaobu was a little puzzled, and called her to ask.
Do you know what she said?
The original words are as follows.
"Boring! A group of people who can swim in the sea of books and engage in cultural exchanges have fallen into a low-level, naïve, utilitarian struggle! I will not waste my time for such a so-called struggle and reputation!"
Listen to what is said.
How touching, how righteous and permanent, how great and sudden.
Even Lu Xiaobu was full of emotion after hearing it.
And then.
He asked Tang Geng to make an emoji for Zhang Shilin.
"You are all low-level and naïve people jpg"
"Boredom JPG"
"A Soul That Can Only Be Soodied by Knowledge"
"It's a shame to waste your time·jpg"
“......”
Well, I'll post it online when I'm done.
Good guy, that's a fire!
even overshadowed Lu Xiaobu's emoji for a time.
There's no way, Zhang Shilin, a female student, has that serious look and serious expression is really too serious.
So much so that any text with it has a miraculous effect.
Like what.
Zhang Shilin's version of 'You Bad Pen jpg'.
Do you know how it feels to see this picture?
It's like when you're in school, your homeroom teacher glares at you and tells you seriously – you're a bad guy!
You say this picture is not popular?!
If it's not hot, it's unreasonable!
Tainyima is overbearing!
For example, another Lu Xiaobu's favorite picture.
Zhang Shilin's version of 'not a code word yet?!·jpg'!
That look, that gesture, that's called a domineering!
Lu Xiaobu directly made this picture, enlarged it, and then hung it in the author's small black room!
One for one room, and one for the living room!
Good guys, the author's codeword speed is!
That's a quick one!
Hahahaha!
Scare you street authors, hahahaha!