This theater is a spoof, if there are similarities, it doesn't matter!

This is a story that takes place at the end of the 70th year of the new calendar

"Just separating the positive and neutral neutrons and then isolating the microscopic impact of the free radicals (do you understand what the theory is?). o^_^o）”

In the laboratory of the Department of Magic, the pale blue figure was constantly busy on the laboratory table.

Suddenly, the boy stumbled and fell on the platform.

"I can still hold on, but I haven't slept for 4 days and haven't eaten anything for 2 days. Theoretically, it has been said that the average person can sustain a week with water alone. Kamiyu clutched his already dizzy head, and things began to darken a little in front of him.

"As long as I keep doing this experiment"

'Peng! Before he could finish speaking, Kamiyu collapsed on the cold floor of the laboratory with his eyes black

"Kamiyu (older brother) Kamiyu (older brother)"

The voice is as far away as it is near, constantly calling to itself.

"Huh?" When I opened my eyes, I saw the familiar ceiling, and the faint smell of medical alcohol filled the room.

"Great, finally woke up!" Familiar faces all around, golden (in the 70th year of the new calendar, who else is golden besides Fett...). Think for yourself! Kamiyu, whose orange-brown and peach-purple hair shines in the light, can barely open her eyes.

There was a deep concern and surprise on everyone's faces, and there were traces of worry that remained.

"Kamiyu! How is my Kamiyu-chan now? The beautiful woman with long green hair hurried into the ward.

When he saw Kamiyu who had woken up, he immediately rushed over, and his mother, who was a patient, of course, had a high status, and the 'visitors' who had been around naturally gave up a best position.

Lindy hugged him hard in her arms. It wasn't until Kamiyu, who was sucked in his arms, was almost out of breath that he reluctantly let go.

"Isn't it okay?" His hands groped around Kamiyu's face for a moment, checking for any serious injuries.

"Kamiyu, have you forgotten your agreement with your mother?" The warm scene came to an abrupt end, and Lindy, who was still gently caring for Kamiyu, suddenly asked with a stern face.

"I won't let you stay in the Magic School this time, I'll go and apply for your resignation immediately!" Without waiting for Kamiyu to answer, Lindy rushed out the door in a menacing manner.

"Wait!" Kamiyu verbally stopped Lindy as she made a wish to her friends around her without thinking.

[Please help me stop my mother, and if any of you do, I'll grant you any request.] ］

Grant a request to any kind............. Grant a request to any kind......... Grant a request to any .......

Although it didn't ring in the ears, this sentence was more deafening than a thunderstorm, and it made the hearts of those who had a heart suddenly burst into joy.

[As long as you can do it, you can....]

Everyone's eyes sharpened and became vigilant.

"Please wait!" Everyone blocked the door of the ward in unison.

"Kamiyu still has an important mission and responsibility to bear," the peach-purple knight exclaimed

"Can you bear to watch Camillo sullen and depressed all day?" The orange-brown girl with a side ponytail persuaded strongly

"Mom, my brother still has important matters, please give him a little time!" The blonde girl with two ponytails plucked up the courage to shout.

"Moreover, the Department of Wizarding will definitely not release people, does Admiral Lindy want to make the Authority collide again because of this contradiction?" The mature girl with long straight blond hair and a black church dress still said with a warm smile.

"You little girls want to stop me, have you decided something?" Lindy's smile was somehow filled with darkness, making everyone in the room feel a gust of wind drifting by.

"Very well, then, if you have one thing that can beat me, I'll retract that decision."

Just as Lindy said this, the four of them looked at Kamiyu in unison. Immediately after that, everyone showed a determined look on their faces, and at the same time, a strong murderous aura permeated the small ward.

[Be sure to defeat this old witch.....] (Kamiyu: Hey! That's my mother, and she's not old at all.... Ignored)

Forward match: Signo vs Lindy.

Topic: Chest Showdown,

Referee: A grandmaster with such a fantastic title as the Night Sky Chest King - Yagami Tempest. (Camillo: Why is it such a weird project?) ．．．． was towed away)

"Teacher, please!" I saw Shamalu with one palm on his chest and bowed to the wind.

"No problem!" Swift Wind confidently walked up to the two of them, and stretched out his hands to the towers of both sides.

"Hmm.... Signo, it's still the same! I haven't grown at all lately! But the shape is still so beautiful, and the sensitivity is also very good, it seems that you are working hard! Wind's words made Signor's face blush, and his shy expression was touching.

"And what about this side... Well!? The moment the wind touched Lindy, her eyes lit up.

"It's... This weighty texture, the fullness that is not at all governed by gravity, is really the ultimate holy product, and everyone is overwhelmed by it. ”

After tasting the Venus in the eyes of the wind for a long time, he folded his hands and bowed to Lindy with great solemnity and reverence.

"Thank you for your guidance on my goals and for making me understand the narrowness of my vision."

One of Lindy's hands was raised, "Winner: Lindy." ”

Minor striker match: Naye vs Lindy

Topic: Than Confused

[Mom is so shrewd, so I can definitely win than this!] Fitt is full of confidence and supports Naye Ye.

"Naha!" Lindy patted Naye on the shoulder meaningfully.

"You're too young to know what the real life-changing fool is."

"Eh....?" Everyone looked at Lindy in amazement, not knowing what her opponent would say or what was shocking.

Just when everyone was expecting, Lindy suddenly showed a shy expression

"Back then, I was so confused that I confused the safety day with the danger period, and I ended up getting on the bus with Knord first, and then making up the ticket."

(Cronor: Hey!) Was I born because you were confused? ）

Naha collapsed to the ground, "I... I'm completely defeated, is this the gap in life experience? ”

However, Lyndy broke the news even harder, "So I gave this method to Amy, so they have now decided on the wedding date." ”

(Cronor: Hey!) Is there a mother who harms her son like this? ．．．． Knocked unconscious by Amy)

At this moment, the eyes of those who have a heart look at Kamiyu have changed, and only their eyes are shining with golden light, which is covered by black shadows.

Chinese military battle: Karim VS Lindy

Topic: Cooking

Referee: Kamiyu

"The soup is made from dried shiitake mushrooms and kelp, and it is simmered over low heat, and all the ingredients are filtered through the flavor, 100% of the taste of mother!" The moment Lindy lifted the lid, the aroma permeated the air, drawing a stir to your appetizer.

And Karim ....

"That, Karim. May I ask what this pot of things can't even compare to a witch's poison? Camillo asked hesitantly.

"Soup!" Karim replied as a matter of course.

"Hey~ I finally got the initiative to be a referee, you don't even have a chance to 'blow the black whistle'!" Kamiyu whispered in her ear as he pulled Karim closer.

"Of course, because I don't know how to cook at all~" Karim replied very calmly

"Nani!? So why did you choose this project? ”

"Because it's so much fun! Come and drink it up! As he spoke, he brought the pot of soup that was still steaming to Kamiyu's mouth.

"Winner, Mom!" Camillo covered her mouth and fled to Lindy's side to pronounce the sentence.

General Battle: Fit VS Lindy.

Topic.... Nothing can be done! (Affinity for Kamiyu.) ）

"Come... Brother, ah! Fett gently held a small fork and fed the apples for Kamiyu.

However, at this time, Lindy hid her hands behind her back and slowly walked to the other side of Kamiyu.

"Come, Kamiyu... It's time to do it every two weeks! ”

Everyone only felt that Lindy's right hand was shining with a dazzling light, and it couldn't be calmed down for a long time.

"That's." Kamiyu had already seen what Lindy was holding in her right hand.

"No! Absolutely not! I must hold back! Camillo resisted the temptation in her heart and tried to tilt her head to the side to avoid looking at what was in Lindy's hands.

Just five seconds later....

"Ha~~" Kamiyu's whole face was clumped, and she lay on Lindy's lap with a comfortable and intoxicated face, and her whole body curled up because it was too exciting.

Lindy was smiling and holding an ear pick, gently covering Kamiyu's ear. The relationship between mother and son is extremely warm and touching, and the scene full of family affection makes everyone stunned.

"Hahaha..... See! This is the mother. Lindy's momentum rose sharply, like a queen smiling at the creatures prostrate at her feet.

"This is the authority of the mother, the ultimate move that can be compared to the realm of the gods, as long as I say it is white, whether it is black or red, it is all white."

"Well, in other words, even if Kamiyu doesn't like women, as long as you like it...."I don't know who suddenly asked.

"Let her marry into our Harrowing!" As she said this, an unmistakable golden glint flashed in her eyes.

"Dear Mother!" Signa, Naye, and Fett all called out to Lindy sweetly and affectionately.

Kamiyu was stunned and looked at the few people who 'mutinied' on the spot, and asked stupidly, "Hey~ Has the theme of the game changed, what kind of battle is this?" ”

"This is a maiden's holy war!" The strong eyes of the girls instantly forced Kamiyu into a corner.

"Which one should I choose?" Lindy hesitated with anticipation and excitement. "It's so hard to choose either one..."

Push Fett forward, "Simply, the indecent love between brother and sister that is not allowed..."

"Fett and I are not brothers and sisters, and there is no such thing as no love at all!" Kamiyu retorted angrily

"Listen up, Kamiyu! Mom, I...."Lindy said solemnly to Kamiyu, "Mom, I can't resist this kind of unethical plot! ”

"Do you even have to use the Midnight Theater as a benchmark for choosing a daughter-in-law?" Kamiyu couldn't help but laugh

"I'll probably kill him for loving him too much!" Suddenly, Naha said as if blackened.

“Good· Job！ Lindy gave a thumbs up.

"If one day, our husband and wife quarrel and fall out, I will split his body and run into the embalming as a specimen!" Signo even took out the Rebandi gesture.

"My heart is pounding!" Lindy seemed to affirm.

"I may make my brother fat because of happiness because the food is too good, and I may have fat and high blood pressure problems in the future." Fit hesitated to say what he thought was the most cruel thing to Kamiyu.

After a moment of silence

"I see." Lindy clenched her fist with one hand and tapped her palm, "It turns out that Fett is planning a long-term total crime!" ”

"So Kamiyu... Who do you want to choose? ”

"I'm already completely hopeless about the so-called marriage!" Kamiyu is numb, and he may understand a little bit that there are always people who say that marriage is a grave (fog!!). ）

"I see!" Lindy hugged Kamiyu in her arms, her face full of shy intoxication

"It's okay, even if you don't want to say it in front of people, it's okay, Mom sees it all."

"What's the matter?" Kamiyu was confused

"The woman you have chosen is the most holy being in this world." I saw Lindy pointing at herself and saying word by word, "Mom, Mom, I, Ben, People." ”

The world was destroyed at this moment....

Kamiyuki felt the world spin.

"You're not my mother! You're not the ones I know! Wow!! ”

He got up from the hospital bed violently, sweating and panting rapidly, and raised his hand to touch the cold sweat on his head.

"It turned out to be a dream~"

"Kamiyu (brother), great! You're finally awake! "Déjà vu dialogue, the same people around him

"I'll never stay up late and do experiments without meals in the future! Spare me! ”

Kamiyu lifted the bed and fled the room screaming, leaving only the inexplicable, staring crowd.