Chapter 1504 - Passing Through the House and Not Entering (Two More Flowers)
"Wrong! Director Jiang, have you seen those beauties? They were also unequal at first, but over time, this unequal relationship began to change, and it didn't take long for it to go from inequality to equality. Liu Yubao said with a smile.
"What do you mean?"
"I mean, these superb beauties originally begged him to do things like you, but they came and went, and later they all became Brother Zhang's confidantes."
"Haha! Brigade Liu's imagination is too rich. Everyone is some of the best yellow flower girls, and my sister has become a tofu scum, how can I compare with others? I would like to be his confidante, but the problem is that Brother Zhang will not agree. Jiang Ping said with a smile.
"Director Jiang, what you said is true?"
"What really?"
"Didn't you say you wanted to be his confidante?"
"I'm just talking about things, what's true or false?"
"As far as I know, Brother Zhang likes the best cooked ones that are bigger than him. Female. Liu Yubao said mysteriously to Jiang Ping.
"Who believes? Ignoring so many young and beautiful girls and liking an old woman, no one will believe it. Jiang Ping said.
"Haha! I said Team Liu, our ability to fool is not good, compared with Brother Zhang, it is not a little worse. Jiang Liang said with a smile.
"How can I compare with Brother Zhang, he is a real three-inch incorruptible tongue, and I, at most, is only two inches, no, at most a little more than an inch."
"Okay, you kid don't compare with Brother Zhang, even ten of you can't compare to one of his little toes." Xing Zhibin said disdainfully.
"I said, Director, is there anyone like you? What do you mean by not being able to compare to one of his little toes? You're underestimating your brother too much, aren't you? Liu Yubao said dissatisfied.
"Since you're not happy with that, let's put it another way: you're much better than his big toe."
"That's pretty much it."
"Haha!"
"Hey! What are you laughing at? Liu Yubao asked.
"I said Brigade Liu, are you stupid or stupid?" Jiang Liang asked with a smile.
"What's wrong?"
"Whether it's the little toe or the big toe, you haven't left Brother Zhang's stinky feet anyway, do you like Brother Zhang's stinky feet?"
"You like his stinky feet. Just now, the director said the thumb, not the big toe. Liu Yubao said.
"Haha! I said Brigade Liu, you have become the director. Jiang Liang said.
"Why?"
"Of course, the director is not wrong about the big toe, but this thumb is not the other thumb, it is the toe next to the word 'foot'." Jiang Liang reminded.
"Ahh I said, Director, aren't we a little inauthentic? Do not deceive people like this. ”
"Didn't you hear me clearly, what does it matter to me?" Xing Zhibin said.
Just when these guys were still arguing about his stinky feet, Zhang Daguan had already come to the table where the female bosses were.
"Hey! I said, Brother Zhang, why did you run past our third table to the fourth table? Is there a ghost in your heart? Seeing Zhang Zheng coming over with a wine glass, Charlene took the lead in attacking Zhang Zheng.
"Haha! I said Sister Xia, my brother is an atheist, where did the ghost come from in his heart? Zhang Zheng said with a smile.
"I just heard someone say go to that table to express their admiration for so-and-so."
"Sister Xia, who said that? Why didn't I hear it? ”
"This 'Guanghan Palace is a Chang'e girl, Langfeng Garden is planted with immortals, moonflowers, fish and geese have been passed down through the ages, and it is difficult to defeat the five flowers of Dongshan. Who can pick one of them, better than the harem family', Brother Zhang, who is this love poem for? How many flowers did you spend there for so long? ”
"Haha! Sister Xia is really good hearing, she is about to catch up with the police dog, right? ”
"Nonsense, police dogs rely mainly on their sensitive sense of smell, not hearing."
"No, I think I've heard that police dogs have an equally good sense of smell and hearing."
"Police dogs are a million times more able to distinguish smells than humans, and their hearing is only 16 times higher than that of humans, so how can they be just as good?"
"Listening to my sister's words, it's better to read for ten years, my brother is really insightful, it seems that this Sister Xia's sense of smell is really too sensitive." Zhang Zheng said with a smile.
"Hey! Hi! You stinky guy, how do you talk? ”
"Haha! I'm sorry Sister Xia, my brother didn't pay attention to it, and said that the police dog was Sister Xia. ”
"Stinky guy, I don't believe you're not paying attention, I'm sure you're intentional. Stop talking nonsense and answer my questions quickly. Charlene said.
"Oh well. The reason why the brothers passed by the door and did not enter, and went directly to the fourth table to toast, was for the purpose of paying attention to etiquette. ”
"What do you mean?"
"You think, since I am having a treat today, of course I should put the guest first, take the guest first, and go to the guest first. Sister Xia, did you say that? ”
"You mean this table isn't a guest anymore?"
"Of course, this table is not a guest."