The student asked puzzledly, "What do I mean by this big brother, Bagua Lou and Dasheng?" ”

The intellectual man said: "Bagua Lou and Dashengli have always been the red light districts of Jibei City, and the great writer Hu Shi used to play in these two places."

The student asked, "Ah! That was before liberation, and it shouldn't happen anymore. ”

The intellectual man said: "I think it's hard to say, reform and opening up, opened a window, a few flies flew in, messy things, and it is not impossible to resurrect the ashes." You don't see, people's minds are much more open-minded, many time-honored brands have begun to open for business, people are now keen to find the ancient and secluded, the past many distinctive culture excavated and carried forward, Bagua Lou this time-honored brand with the characteristics of the Republic of China, will be welcomed by well-known professors, literati and writers, high-ranking officials and giants, therefore, the police officer surnamed Lin will definitely take advantage of the management of public security, near the water building first to get the moon, every day into the cave room, night and night as a groom, and finally end up in a rural area to surround the city, the local support of the central government. ”

The student asked, "I said, big brother, what do you mean by 'the countryside surrounds the city, and the local government supports the central government'?" ”

The intellectual man said: "I said young man, why don't you even know this? ”

The student said: "Big brother, I basically live in school from kindergarten, preschool, elementary school, junior high school, high school, and even university, and my knowledge is very narrow, and I don't know what it means." ”

The intellectual man said: "Look at his baldness, the middle is bare, and the surroundings are a little hairy, does it look like the countryside surrounds the city?" Some bald people always have to comb the surrounding hair to the middle as much as possible before going out, and want to cover the bald place, like the local support center? ”

The student smiled: "It's too vivid, it's really like this." ”

"Haha!" After listening to Lin Hai's words, Zhang Zheng not only did not get angry, but laughed.

"Sister Liu, what are they talking about?" In the office of Liu Yan of the provincial station, seeing the picture from the scene, Wu Lan asked puzzled.

"Do you really not know or are you playing stupid?" Liu Yan looked at Wu Lan's little beauty and said.

"I really don't understand what they're talking about?" Wu Lan said.

"Ahh You're not so innocent that you don't even know this, are you? Liu Yan said.

"Sister Liu, what are you talking about? What do I know? Wu Lan asked.

"You should always know what they mean by mating organs, right?" Liu Yan asked.

"Of course the mating organ knows, isn't it the big ** of the man and the deep hole of the woman?" Wu Lan said with a big grin.

"You're not shy, is that what you call it?" Liu Yan said with a smile.

"What else do you call that? You can't call it its scientific name, can you? Wu Lan said with a smile.

"Ahh It's even more ugly to call the scientific name, so let's call it this! Liu Yan said with a red face.

"I said Sister Liu, you are all from here, why do you still blush when you mention these things of people? Don't people say they are used to it? Why haven't you gotten used to it yet? Wu Lan said.

"Who is as skinless and faceless as you, I don't know what shyness is, these things are people's secret things, of course I will be embarrassed when I mention it." Liu Yan said with a smile.

"Sister, may I ask you a question?" Wu Lan said mysteriously.

"What's the problem? If it's about me, don't ask, and I won't answer if asked! Liu Yan said.

"It's not your problem, it's an academic one." Wu Lan said.

"What academic questions? Looking at you so mysteriously, it must be a mess. Liu Yan said.

"Sister, why do you say this man's ** is called '**'?" Wu Lan asked with a smile.

"I said Lan Lan, why do you care about all this mess?" Liu Yan said.

"That's what I asked, I just wanted to know why the ancients named it that." Wu Lan said.

"The above is the word 'corpse' of a corpse, the word 'corpse' can be used as 'body', the man's Dongdong, that is, the ** in your mouth, hangs down in the lower part of the man's body, and the 'hanging' can be done 'hanging', so the ancients used this '**' word to name the man's organ. Because this organ is always hanging, the ancients used Chinese pinyin 'diao' to phonetize this character. ”

"I said Sister Liu, don't scold people like this!" Wu Lan said dissatisfied.

"How can Lan Lan speak? When did my sister scold you? Liu Yan asked.

"What do you mean by the ** in my mouth? **It's all in my mouth, isn't it scolding me? Sister, you're too disrespectful. Wu Lan said.

"Ahh I really said that, I'm sorry Lan Lan, I didn't have a heart. The sentence "** in your mouth" has a language problem, it should be ** in your mouth, and it is not right, this sentence is really hard to say, or you can help change it. Liu Yan said with a smile.

"Sister, you're even more disagreeable, you're talking a lot of things backwards, but ** is still in my mouth, isn't this a heart? I protest! Wu Lan pretended to be dissatisfied.