Chapter 171: Who Are You Teasing?
Until from the beach to the "Feiyue", Chen Dan has always disliked Han Feng's father, and even walked as far away as possible. The reason is that this godfather not only does not learn and has no skills, but also has to compose poems with elegant scholars.
"The sea has a lot of water", is it a poem or a ghost?
Although Chen Dan didn't read much, he still resolutely kept his distance from Han Feng's father.
The little girl's mind has not fully recovered, and she doesn't want to be seen as having a problem with her head.
As for Han Feng's father who followed him stupidly, let him fend for himself!
Even Chen Dan has a feeling that Han Feng's father, who suddenly can "compose poetry", is actually more infiltrating than those dense skeletons on the bottom of the sea
In contrast, the bones of dead people don't seem to be so terrible.
This is the purpose of Han Feng pretending to be stupid.
No matter how you say it, the crazy brother can be regarded as a top student of a pheasant university in Jincheng, and the "sea has a lot of water" is still clear. The only purpose was to divert Chen Dan's attention from the skeletons, and now that I look at it, the effect is quite good.
But who said that "only the best Japanese are the best Japanese?" Why don't you see a dead Japanese devil, and you can be disgusting, right?!
This guy obviously took the initiative to forget that it was he who wanted to take Chen Dan to be disgusted by the dead Japanese
Well, don't care about these details.
"Baby, come and talk to Daddy." A few more days have passed, and Chen Dan has finally been much more lively, but depending on the situation, it will still take time to return to the carefree state before.
But what Korean style lacks the most is time.
Who knows when the catastrophe will come?
Who knows when that purple gas will explode?
Who knows how long Lao Tzu can struggle?
Who knows well, can't wait any longer.
"Dad Han Feng, if you vow not to recite poetry again, I will chat with you."
Sure enough, Chen Dan had a great contempt for his godfather's literary level, and would rather watch sea crabs running around on the beach than listen to Han Feng's father's earth-shattering poems.
The crazy brother was very hurt, and said:
"Actually, it's not poetry, it's prose."
As long as he didn't recite poetry, Chen Dan felt that his godfather was much more normal, so he moved over with his hands and feet, condescendingly looked down at Han Feng lying on the beach, and grinned:
"Dad Han Feng, let's recite Tang poems, shall we?"
Han Feng rolled his eyes, pulled the little girl down and hugged him, and said viciously:
"It's pirate time, you've been captured by this king, hurry up and surrender your gold and silver treasures! Otherwise, as soon as the king is not happy, he will throw you into the sea and feed the fish! ”
Chen Dan chuckled and said crisply:
"I don't have any money, and even if I do, I won't give it to you. But can you use a small amount of money to pay off your debts? ”
Xiao Jin stood next to him, his face darker than cuttlefish juice.
Han Feng rubbed Chen Dan's head, kissed her on the face, sat up and said with a smile:
"Relatives cannot be betrayed. Today, Dad will tell you the story of the pirates. ”
"There's a story to hear! Han Feng Dad is so good! Chen Dan chirped and kissed Han Feng fiercely.
"That's why there is an old saying in Huaxia, called 'thieves also have a way'." Han Feng pinched Chen Dan's nose lying on his body, and said softly:
"What would you do if those robbers killed grandma, killed Han Feng's father and Xiaojin, burned down our house, and robbed mom's baby?"
"Kill them!" Chen Dan gritted his teeth and was very angry, but Xiao Jin complained bitterly:
"Sister and wife, if you're not happy, you don't have to pry me! Look at it, it's all green! ”
Han Feng was too lazy to care about Xiaojin's life or death, and then Chen Dan said in a deep voice:
"So aren't robbers hateful? Should we eliminate them? ”
Chen Dan suddenly raised his small fist and shouted "Resolutely eliminate", Han Feng paused, lowered his voice, solemnized his face, and whispered in her ear:
"The people you saw at the bottom of the ocean the other day are damn bandits."
Han Feng's voice was very soft, very soft, without a bit of murderous aura. But somehow, Chen Dan actually smelled the thick smell of blood in the air and almost vomited.
Han Feng picked up Chen Dan, put it on his lap, turned his little face around, and stared straight into her eyes:
"Do they deserve to die, you say?"
Chen Dan was completely stunned.
The amiable and lovely Han Feng father, the beautiful and gentle mothers, the kind and kind grandmother Wang, and the naughty little golden brother, but they overlap with the image of the bones at the bottom of the sea, how can the little heart make a choice immediately? With only a pair of black and clear eyes, he kept patrolling Han Feng's face, constantly trying to find answers in Han Feng's eyes, and wanted to be supported by Han Feng.
This was the time when Chen Dan was most hesitant and easily attacked, but Han Feng decided to wait and see what happened.
Chen Dan's likes and dislikes directly determine the direction of the purple spiritual qi, and the crazy brother doesn't dare to take this risk!
"It's them, who owe tens of millions of lives to our Huaxia, but they still don't admit it! Baby, you say they should be damned? ”
Faced with his godfather's inquiry, Chen Dan wanted to answer "damn", but an inexplicable feeling suddenly emerged and quickly flooded his heart.
"Because of the great good, there is naturally great evil in the world. But the heart is good, and all things can be merciful. Chen Dan looked at Han Feng's eyes fixedly, his small mouth turned slightly, and the words he said were completely out of step with his age.
The cold sweat on Han Feng's body broke out in an instant.
This is not Chen Dan, this is definitely not Chen Dan!
This is not Chen Dan's tone, nor is it what a nine-year-old girl can say, and in her eyes, she has obviously lost her usual agility and intelligence, but it is like an old grandmother who is more old than her mother is constantly nagging!
Han Feng was sure that this was not Chen Dan's voice, so who was the one who spoke?
The crazy brother sweated like pulp, but he didn't dare to move, so he could only maintain his body shape so as not to cause disaster
In Chen Dan's body, it's not Chen Dan himself, what else can it be except for that purple spiritual qi?!
The origin of the purple spiritual qi, but Guanyin Bodhisattva, the master of the Three Realms, and the power of the Buddha!
No matter how Han Feng blows up the sky, he will never dare to have the courage to be tough with Guanyin Bodhisattva. Even if he has reached the eighth order of the incarnation stage of the underworld now, in front of Guanyin, he will only have a low eyebrow and a pleasing life.
However, the crazy brother has a good heart, but he is not a vegetarian animal. For the sake of the catastrophe, for the sake of a small life, and for Chen Dan, it is still no problem to give a small fight.
"Baby," this cliff is the first guy ever to dare to call Guanyin to his face. However, the crazy brother thinks it's better to play acting skills and pretend to be crazy and stupid:
"Dandan baby, Han Feng's father understands what you mean." This is the rhythm of taking advantage of the situation to the end, and it is also the plan to not want to head up on the way to death, which is not the usual style of someone Han at all, but this guy still did it.
"I don't know if you've heard the story of Mr. Dongguo and the farmer and the snake? If you have heard it, you will know that Han Feng's father is right, the robbers are supposed to die. If you haven't heard of it, I'll tell you about it now."
Balabala for a while, the doubts in Xiao Jin's eyes next to him were already very thick, and when he was about to be on the verge of going berserk, Han Feng finally finished telling the story.
"Dandan baby, so it is said that because of good, there will be people who do evil. Your godfather had to use demon subjugation methods for the sake of this bodhisattva's heart, do you understand? ”
The meaning is very ghostly, and the tone is very soft. Crazy Brother has used the actor's acting skills and the concept of stealing to the extreme, and he is not sure whether "Chen Dan" can accept this theory.
After all, with the hearsay Zen theory of the crazy brother, if you want to PK with Guanyin Bodhisattva, it is better to break off yourself and be happy!
"Well, there's some truth to that." Chen Dan lowered his eyebrows, turned his head to look at the sea behind him, and the "hell bottle", sighed softly, and Yaran smiled lightly:
"Everything in the world is inherently entangled with good and evil, and yin and yang are connected. Contradicting each other, but complementing each other, like a shadow, even if the image of the Buddha is not obscure, it is just dark behind him, that's it! ”
This is even more unlikely to be the tone of a nine-year-old girl, Han Feng was frightened in his heart, covered in cold sweat, and no longer dared to make a sound, only calmly turned his gaze to the empty sea and sky, and only prayed in his heart that Guanyin Bodhisattva would not suddenly get angry and use that purple qi to destroy himself.
The crazy brother is so weak and frightened, but Xiao Jin is ignorant and fearless!
"Sister, wife, what are you talking about! Why can't I understand it? You see that Dad is ignoring you, so don't talk nonsense, let's go find the eggs and play, okay? ”
As soon as these words came out, Han Feng's heart was suddenly shocked, and he was afraid that Guanyin Bodhisattva would be angry about it, so he brought out the purple qi, and the whole world was gameover from then on.
But being scared must be scared, but I always feel that something is wrong?
The crazy brother has a successful cultivation of the underworld, and he has seven exquisite tricks, as long as there is a bug, of course he doesn't want to let it go.
"Huh"
"Even the King of Jizo was taken away by Hongjun, why can this Guanyin be so alive?"
"Could it be that there is a relationship between Hongjun and Guanyin, so they specially opened the net?"
"It's impossible!"
Han Feng quickly had his own judgment, but no matter what, he didn't dare to anger Guanyin or rather, he didn't dare to provoke that purple spiritual qi!
Han Feng doesn't dare, it doesn't mean that everyone doesn't dare, such as Xiaojin.
Looking at Chen Dan's unusually old appearance, listening to the incomprehensible words of "sister and wife", Xiao Jin was a little flustered, and raised his hand and pulled it over:
"Dad's shortcomings are normal, why are you?"
Before he finished speaking, a flash of lightning flashed instantly, and when the faint purple qi disappeared, Xiao Jin had been bounced out of sight!
Han Feng was still in shock, when he heard a soft voice coming from the sea:
"Good and evil are inseparable, keep your heart. The purple soul has the master's thing, and the layman must not be careless! ”
The voice dissipated, and there was no trace to be found.
Han Feng came to his senses for a long time, looked down at Chen Dan who fainted on his lap, and then looked at Xiao Jin who had returned from the waves in the "Hell Bottle", and couldn't help but sigh in his heart:
Lao Tzu spent so much energy, is it just to wait for this "don't be careless"?
Who's kidding!
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