Chapter Seventy-Four: The Hawaiian Vacation Messed Up by Zhang Jie
"Master, are you back?" Just a dazzle, Misaka and Kuroko went back and forth to the world for two months, which surprised Diber, although he also experienced a horror movie.
"Don't be uncommon and weird. Let's go, go back and rest. I'm going on vacation to Hawaii tomorrow. "Two months of continuous fighting was still tiring, and Misaka and Kuroko soon fell asleep.
The next day, after everyone excitedly received their new weapon from Misaka, Zheng Zhe's sword Misaka said that he would go to the curse to complete the follow-up upgrade work, so that he didn't have to worry. Then, according to Zheng Zha's proposal, we all stood in a row hand in hand, and then together we exchanged the ten days of the curse world to the "Lord God", and the location was ...... Hawaiian Beach.
"Wow, it's so beautiful here!" The next moment Misaka was already standing on a beautiful beach, the ground was full of white sea sand, the sky was sunny, blue sky, white clouds, blue sea, sea and sky...... It is worthy of the beautiful tourist destination of Hawaii.
"So...... Hee-hee, let's take a tour first, what kind of hotel or something will go later, if the hotel is out of room, how about we just sleep on the beach? Hee-hee, I've been wanting to be so wild for a long time, what do you think? Zhan Lan rushed to the beach first, turned around and said to everyone.
Before everyone could respond, they took off their clothes and rushed to the sea, and Zheng Zhe's eyes were straight when they saw it. When Zhao Yingkong, Ming Yanwei and the overlord's girlfriend went into the water, the sound of foaming and foaming sounded around them.
"A pack of perverts!" Kuroko gave an accurate evaluation.
A few of Misaka are not so bold, hide in the woods to change clothes, hey, Lori don't pull Misaka's tail. But Kuroko wasn't with us, she said she wanted to surprise Misaka, Khan! It won't be that kind of surprise!
Looking at Lori's figure, which is also a good material, and then look at Misaka's own airport, residual thoughts! Woo, fat or something is the most annoying, the summer seaside bath is so cruel! Misaka is not even as good as Lori, let alone a few sisters.
Wearing dead reservoir water,Misaka slowly moved out of the woods.,Woo,It's embarrassing.,Misaka's appearance is only something Uncle Lolita will like.。
"Sister, come out quickly!" Kuroko also changed into a swimsuit, but her surprise blinded Misaka's kryptonite cat's eyes.
Kuroko was wearing a wicked and sexy bikini, except for a very small piece of cloth at three o'clock, which was slightly covered, the rest was a slender rope, and the rope on her chest crossed with a lot of white tender flesh. If Kuroko's figure is like Zhao Yingkong, it may be very tempting for a man to dress like this, but what are you going to do with a rare resource dressed like this!.
"Kuroko! You dress Misaka normally! You can wear such shameless things, so change them out quickly. ”
"How can that be, this is a costume specially prepared by Kuroko to make my sister tempting." Kuroko, a pervert, dresses like this and doesn't change his face.
"People don't have that kind of perverted interest! Woo, don't say you know Misaka when you dress like this. "Damn it, isn't this the swimsuit that went to the city of learning?,The copy is the same pervert as the original.,Shame or something has been fed to Yuyuko a long time ago.,Misaka still underestimated Kuroko's undisciplined behavior in this regard.。
"Sister, don't be shy, straighten your chest and spend an unforgettable vacation with Kuroko." Kuroko teleported over, lying on Misaka's chest and rubbing hard, muttering quietly, "Sister, don't be embarrassed, this flat chest really makes Kuroko ......"
"Don't be a nymphomaniac in front of everyone." Kuroko is thrown into the water, and then a beach ball slams into it.
Seeing that everyone was in the water, Misaka also ran to the sea with an inflatable dolphin in his arms. The only pitiful one was Diber, the old rooster had to look at the clothes on the shore alone.
After playing with Kuroko in the water for a while, Misaka looked around, and everyone was having a good time. Lori and Zhan Lan are staging a Shura field in the water, Lori is smiling and hanging on Zheng Zha's chest, and Zhan Lan also swam over at the same time, the two girls are playing with each other while sending benefits to Zheng Zha, looking at Zheng Zha's appearance, most of them are in pain and happiness......
Zhang Jie and Bawang also took their girlfriends to play in the water, and only Zhao Yingkong swam towards the sea without a sound.
It's good to come to Hawaii this time, but this happy time is not long, and Zhang Jie may have to do it in the evening. Although this guy is pitiful, he will soon have a bento, but he always takes the newcomer to his death and makes Misaka very annoying, and this holiday is rare, can't you do it the day after the last!
Happy hour always goes by quickly, everyone has a good time, but overnight swimming and beach sleeping are not to everyone's liking, and as the sun goes down, everyone starts looking for hotels.
"We don't have visas, can we move in?" Zheng Zhe was nervous because he didn't have a visa.
"Don't worry, Misaka is already booked." Misaka has just invaded the official network through satellites, and the visa hotel is quickly done, as long as it is an electronic device, Misaka wired and wireless are invaded to show you.
It's a pity that there are too few presidential suites in this five-star hotel, so everyone has to stay in a general high-end suite, one for two people with female companions, one for Zhan Lan, Zhao Yingkong and Ming Yanwei, one for Misaka and Heizi, Diber was driven out of the city by Misaka to go on guard.
"Sister, let's have a wonderful night with Kuroko." As soon as he entered the house, Kuroko hugged Misaka and planned to dedicate himself.
"Good, Kuroko. There's a good show tonight, and we can't miss it. You'll talk about your electrotherapy next time. After speaking, he took out a crystal ball and began to monitor Zhan Lan. Kuroko teary-eyed! Kuroko's courtship road is still very long.,Today there is a new opponent.,My sister would rather peep at others than sunspots.,Kuroko began to grow mushrooms in the corner.。
At nine o'clock, Zhan Lan left the room, and Misaka monitored Zhan Lan's every move through the crystal ball, and Misaka wanted to see how Zhang Jie made your moves.
What is Zhan Lan going to do when he's out so late? Well, inside the hall is Zheng Zhe, and Misaka watched the two of them say hello and walk out together. I really saw something amazing, Zheng Zhe actually went out of the wall and stepped on two boats to open the Crystal Palace, do you want to record it and hand it over to Lori? I don't know if Lori's firewood knife has been sharpened, Zheng Zha, Misaka wishes you a good journey.
Misaka laughed when he thought about it, but it sounded a little scary. When Kuroko heard Misaka's treacherous smile, he also came over and was also surprised to see that Zheng Zhe was actually having an affair.
"That's what my sister said?" Kuroko was already calculating how much oil and water these videos could squeeze out of Zheng Zhe.
"It's unexpected. Someone wants to harm Zhan Lan tonight, you can take your time together. "The affair or something was just an accident, and we started to watch this romance drama slowly, and Kuroko said that the two of them must go somewhere else to open a house.
But Zheng Zhan and the two did not run to love as Heizi guessed, but went to a remote place to talk about something, and the faces of the two did not look like they were in love.
"Sister, can you hear what the other party says?" Silent films are always inferior to sound.
"I can't help it, but magic can read lips." After adjusting the crystal ball slightly, the voices of the two came out, but it was a magical synthesis sound, which was a little distorted.
“… I feel like there's a strange sense of oppression in our team, from ...... Well, it's only been since the last time I started to strengthen my mental qualities, and after I strengthened the witch this time, this feeling is even more obvious, it feels like I'm being watched or monitored by something. Zhan Lan's voice came out.
Zheng Zha said strangely: "This should be the 'main god' watching or monitoring us, right?" I already felt it when I unlocked the first layer of genetic locks, and it's even more pronounced now...... But it shouldn't be a big problem, right? The Lord God has been watching over us. ”
Zhan Lan sighed and said, "Alas, I don't know what to say to you...... But no matter what I say, you must not think that I am sowing discord...... Don't you think one of us is weird? ”
Zheng Zha was even more strange, he said curiously: "One of us is very weird? What the hell do you want to say, if you have anything to say, you might as well say it directly, although we are partners, but if one of us is really weird, or has bad intentions, then naturally we will not spare him easily......"
Zhan Lan opened her mouth, but after all, she didn't say anything, just sighed and said, "I'm not sure, it's just a vague feeling, maybe it's because of the relationship between strengthening the spiritual quality...... Zheng Zha, do you remember that I suddenly ran to that hotel during the curse? The talisman paper between us didn't burn, and if the cursed ghost had gotten me through, the talisman paper would have burned a long time ago...... You really don't notice anything wrong? ”
Zheng Zhe also gradually calmed down, he thought for a while and said, "To be honest, I did think it was very strange at the time, why did such a thing happen to Lu...... Hehe, I'm not afraid of you laughing, I haven't figured out what this is going on for a long time, so when it comes to it, could it be that you guessed the truth? ”
"I can't say the truth, I'm just a little skeptical, and it's because it's a suspicion that I can't just say that person, because we're all in a team after all...... Zheng Zhe, if I die, then please be careful of the person with the biggest contrast in the team......"
Seeing that the two of them returned to their residences separately after talking, Heizi asked strangely, "Who is the person Zhan Lan is talking about?" Is there a big contrast between the front and back in the team? Sister-sama, that guy won't be bad for my sister! ”
"Don't worry, that guy can't do anything bad to Misaka. In fact, he was not good for Zhan Lan because of special reasons, and he couldn't do it directly. Don't talk, just watch slowly. ”
In the middle of the night, Heizi, who was dozing off by taking turns to monitor, suddenly noticed that Zhan Lan had a strange movement.
"Sister, there is a situation." Kuroko quickly wakes up Misaka.
We saw in the crystal ball that Zhan Lan slowly walked out of the door as if he had lost his soul, and a man stood there at the door, waving his hand at Zhan Lan, and Zhan Lan turned around straight and walked slowly towards the outside of the hotel.
"It's Zhang Jie. That guy ...... "Kuroko can't believe that Zhang Jie, the uncle who is always funny on weekdays, is actually a hidden master."
"See? This guy has a double A-level mental ability and telekinesis strengthening, and it is estimated that he is about to catch up with the daily combat effectiveness of the telekinetic cannonball, as well as the mental control ability, which is almost a weakened version of the combination of the seventh and fifth places. ”
"Then why doesn't he usually use it, this level is not the level of a semi-fireman in horror movies." Heizi couldn't figure it out, Zhang Jie's powerful power was not used for what to do.
"Because he can't use it, this guy is actually quite pathetic. His story will naturally be known to you when you should know the Tao in the future, but now let's go and see Zhan Lan first. "Put down the surveillance, let Kuroko take Misaka to the beach, in order to prevent Zhang Jie's further actions, Diber was asked to take over the surveillance, and if there is an abnormality, report it quickly.
Zhan Lan walked alone on the beach in the middle of the night, came to a remote bay, and slowly walked towards the sea.
"Let's hurry up..."Kuroko saw that Zhan Lan seemed to be about to throw herself into the sea, and he wanted to hurry up to save her.
"Don't worry, this flag has its own Prince Charming, let's just watch her don't really have an accident, don't disturb other people's good things." stopped Kuroko's rescue move, and Misaka switched to the Ninhua channel.
[Diber, is there anything unusual over there Zhang Jie? Kuroko can also hear this channel.
[Master, Zhang Jie used his mental ability on Zheng Zha, I don't know where Lu Dao is... Master, Zheng Zhe suddenly got up, he was running out...] Zhang Jie, this guy is not good, either you just start cleanly and be your villain boss, or don't do it, and tap Zhan Lan's ability to avoid obliteration. You start and remind, and you are not afraid that the last two ends will not fall well.
The two of us hid with magic in the sky, and Zheng Zhe rushed all the way and threw himself into the sea to stage a good show of heroes saving beauty.
Seeing Zheng Zhe giving Zhan Lan artificial respiration, although he also knew that he was saving people, he was kissing and hitting his chest (please!). That's artificial respiration), Misaka still couldn't help but take a few photos for the record, if these photos were seen by Lori, Zheng Zha would probably trigger the Shura field. Zheng Zhe, who was stepping up artificial respiration, shivered, but he didn't think much about the emergency, and continued to devote himself to Xiangyan's life-saving cause.
"What's going on? How could you suddenly come here to swim...... It's not swimming, you're still in your pajamas, what the hell is going on? Why are you drowning here? Zhan Lan actually didn't go to the sea for long, and was soon rescued by Zheng Zha, who put on his clothes for Zhan Lan, and the two started talking on the beach.
Zhan Lan coughed a few times, and then she said in a hoarse voice: "I don't know what's going on, I was sleeping soundly at the time, and then I suddenly stood up, I only felt that my body seemed to have my own consciousness, and went downstairs and walked out of the hotel, and then walked to the beach step by step, I was really frightened at that time, and I just kept calling your name in my heart...... I don't know if I really had telepathy after strengthening my spiritual quality, and I seemed to feel your presence at that time, and then I didn't know anything about Lu Dao......"
Zheng Zha smiled bitterly, and after a long time, he said bitterly: "Some of us want to kill you, because after you strengthened your spiritual quality, you felt that something was wrong with that person, and the means to kill you were ......"
"Hypnosis!"
Zheng Zha and Zhan Lan said in unison, and then Zheng Zha sighed and said, "If that's the case, last time in the curse, when the talisman paper was not burning, you suddenly arrived in the hotel and you can explain it clearly, because it is not the curse ghost that made you pass, but the artificial force...... If you combine the time you have spent strengthening your spiritual quality, you will be the one with the biggest contrast between you and the person before and after...... Except for Chu Xuan and Qin Mei, I can only think of Zhang Jie. ”
Zhan Lan also sighed and said: "Yes, the person I want to talk about is Zhang Jie, since I strengthened my spiritual quality, I always feel a faint coercion when I stand beside him, as if he has strong spiritual power, but since he has such strong spiritual power, why don't you tell us?" I still remember the first time I met him, this man gave us a very powerful feeling, but in the next moment, he gradually hid in the brilliance of you and Kotomi, for what? I thought about it, and in the end, I could only think of one answer. ”
"He wants to stand in the safest place possible...... Instead of showing his strength and bearing responsibility, it is better to hide himself in the aura of the strong, he doesn't want to be a bird, but wants to keep his strength stronger and stronger...... Once it is known that he is preserving his strength, then killing the person who threatens his lies is the only possibility I can think of......"
Zheng Zha was silent for a moment before he said, "Do you have any evidence?" ”
Zhan Lan smiled bitterly: "No, I don't have any evidence, it's all just my reasoning...... Even, after breaking up with you before, I haven't come out since I returned to the room, unless Zhang Jie hypnotized me during the day yesterday, I don't believe that he will have a long-distance hypnosis method (he is really hypnotic outside the door), which sounds too unbelievable...... Zheng Zha, don't my words sound like sowing discord? ”
"I will never suspect anyone casually until there is definite evidence, but I will announce that you were attacked, whether it is him or not, he will not dare to attack you again in a short time, and then you will follow me and Li'er for the next few days...... If it was really him, I would have killed him with my own hands! Zheng Zha comforted Zhan Lan, and the two returned to the hotel.
"Alright Kuroko, tonight's show is over. Finally nothing really happened, let's go back to sleep. After the play was over, Misaka and Kuroko also went back to rest.
At noon the next day, Zheng Zhe told the story of Zhan Lan's attack, and everyone was very shocked, and Misaka and Kuroko also followed the crowd, although we know what happened before and after the road. Zhang Jie's behavior looked normal, exactly the same as usual, and kept asking about Zhan Lan's attack, and then comforted her loudly. That's the terrible thing about mind controllers, who can control not only others, but also themselves. Misaka is considered to be the sister of Zhilu Dao who is always deflated in front of the bee-eating exercises, although the sister is the third, and the queen is only the fifth.
Because of Zhan Lan's attack, everyone couldn't continue to travel, and the arrangement before the convergence of the curse and Misaka was adopted, everyone stayed in the same suite, and then assigned the team members to take turns to keep vigil, this time Zheng Zha assigned himself and Zhang Jie to a group, and Zhan Lan and Zhao Yingkong were assigned to a group, which was considered monitoring and protection. But this trip is completely ruined after such a toss, and every day it looks like a great enemy is more tiring than anything else, even if I really don't care about the attack and have no interest.
"It's so damnning, a good trip to Hawaii was made like this by this guy. Misaka/Kuroko must ...... "Kuroko and Misaka, who were defeated in tourism, cursed Zhang Jie in these nine days, you must know that Misaka is a lucky cat god, and the curse of the cat god is not an ordinary person fighting a little ghost and a grass man, except for his own anger has no effect.
In the next few days, Zhang Jie was unlucky, such as eating instant noodles without seasoning packets, only seasoning packets without pastries, instant noodles were bombarded by passing birds when they were just soaked, and it was common to go out to step on dog shit and banana peels. And as long as he dodges, it will most likely cause female difficulties and base difficulties, either knocking down a certain girl, or rolling together with a certain brother, which is naturally a chaos, and most of the time at night will be punished by his girlfriend for kneeling on the washboard.
Everyone was embarrassed, and they didn't know what to say, Zhang Jie also knew that he was most likely cursed by Misaka because of his attack on Zhan Lan, but who called himself such an unlucky character, bear it, it's all a little trouble, and there is no such terrible death event as the Grim Reaper.
Nine days were spent in everyone's tension, except for Zhang Jie, who always encountered some unlucky things every day, but he never encountered any attacks.