Chapter 1987: A belly full of bad water

readx;?“ Sister Wang Yan's voice is so beautiful. Pen, www.biquge.info "Wu Qianqian sighed.

"It's not just the voice that's beautiful, the key is that the people are too beautiful." Qin Lan said.

"Wearing a long skirt, her hair is towering, her figure is tall, her jade arms are slender, her face is full of brilliance, and her eyes are full of affection. Open your mouth, like a yellow warbler out of the valley, elegant, like a fairy descending to earth, it can really be said: eyes cut autumn water, ten fingers pluck spring onions. Alas, although it is beautiful and empty, who will leave this fragrant fragrance for? Zhang Daguan looked at the slim Wang Da singer, and couldn't help but chant poetry.

"Hey! I said, Brother Zhang, do you kid see that you can't get out of your eyes? Lu Dayu said to Zhang Zheng.

"Everyone has a love for beauty, let alone a beautiful man like me, who is full of aesthetic cells?" Zhang Zheng said to Lu Dayu unashamedly.

"you, you're covered in pus, where are the aesthetic cells?"

"Ah, I said Sister Lu, you even know the bag on your brother's body, are you ...... with your brother?"

"You stinky guy, can you die if you don't talk nonsense? Ignore you. ”

As soon as Lu Dayu saw that this guy was about to start talking nonsense again, he hurriedly disarmed and surrendered.

"Sister Wang Yan, you sang amazingly, thank you." Lu Dayu said to Wang Yan.

Wang Yan said: "Sister Lu, you are too polite, it is the sister's wish to do something for charity since childhood, the original time due to inability, unable to realize their dreams, now okay, the sister can use singing to contribute to our charity." ”

Wang Yan said to Wang Chunlan: "Chairman Wang, I have a reluctant request, I don't know if I should talk about it or not?" ”

"Miss Swallow, of course you can talk about it, you can just say it." Wang Chunlan said.

Wang Yan said: "I want to apply to be the image spokesperson of our Yingjie Charity Fund, okay?" ”

"Of course, with Yanzi's natural singing voice and your fresh image, coupled with your love and kindness, it is very suitable to be the image spokesperson of our foundation, I think it's so decided, Xiao Zheng, what do you say?" Wang Chunlan asked Zhang Zheng.

Zhang Zheng said: "Auntie, don't ask me, you are the chairman of the board, and you have the final say in the affairs of the foundation." Besides, whatever a beautiful woman decides, it's right to be sure, and of course I agreed. ”

"Hey, stinky boy, what do you mean that a beautiful woman decides to be right? The Empress Dowager Cixi has made a lot of wrong decisions? Wang Chunlan said.

"Aunt Wang, Cixi is also called a beauty?"

"Of course it is, if Cixi is not a beauty, can the emperor take a fancy to it?"

Zhang Zheng said: "Actually, otherwise, some emperors are two-five-eyed, such as Cixi's husband Emperor Xianfeng, who is known as the "four no" emperor who has no vision, no courage, no talent, and no action. ”

Wang Chunlan said: "Even if Xianfeng is a two-eyed person, but Cixi is selected through layers of selection through the draft process, there are so many people to check it, can she still be a beauty?" ”

Zhang Zheng said: "I think it's hard to say, because the Qing Dynasty did not allow Manchu and Han intermarriages, so the emperor's draft can only be selected among individual ethnic minorities, but because there are few ethnic minorities, the proportion of beauties is naturally pitiful, so what should I do?" You can only choose the big one from the short, the general from the lame, and the swan from the Cinderella. ”

"Haha, your kid has too many heresies, Auntie can't argue with you, right? Anyway, it's decided, Yanzi is the image spokesperson of our foundation. Wang Chunlan said.

Zhang Zheng said to Wang Yan: "I dare to say that the biggest news in the major newspapers tomorrow, in addition to the establishment of the Yingjie Charity Foundation, is the news of Wang Yan's sister." Sister, your fans will soon surpass my brother, don't forget to invite my brother to eat roast duck when the time comes? ”

Wang Yan smiled and said to Zhang Zheng: "Haha! Brother Zhang, don't make me amused, just my unknown little radish head, which newspaper will pay attention to me. ”

"Stinky girl, didn't you see the flash of the multimedia reporter just now? If my brother's estimate is correct, tomorrow morning, a large color photo of you will appear in our local newspaper. But you have to be prepared. ”

"Brother Zhang, what are you doing to prepare for your thoughts?" Wang Yan asked puzzled.

Zhang Zheng said: "As long as your large color photos are published in the newspaper and shown on TV, the high-ranking sons, young talents and rich children who come to propose marriage will swarm like cockroaches. ”

"Hey! I said Brother Zhang, what do you mean by being like a cockroach? That's disgusting, isn't it? Lu Dayu said.

"Sister Lu, this is a resentful brother, this is what the ancients said, not made up by brothers."

"Wouldn't it? How did I not know that the ancients said such a thing? ”

"There is an idiom in ancient times, called 'cockroach array bee ya', which means that cockroaches swarm and swarm, so this disgusting sentence was said by the ancients and has nothing to do with brothers."

"Whoever said that, anyway, I feel sick to the thought of those piles of cockroaches, Swallow Girl, you say?" Lu Dayu asked.

Wang Yan said: "That's right, Sister Lu is so right, I feel panicked when I think of those little things that are messing around." ”

"Haha, you're feeling sick and panicking, that's right." Zhang Zheng smiled evilly.

"Ah, I said stinky boy, you deliberately used these disgusting things to describe the suitors of swallows." Lu Dayu asked.

"Haha, Sister Lu is still smart."

"Brother Zhang, why are you doing this? Don't you know the truth of 'it is better to demolish ten temples than to destroy one family'? Lu Dayu said.

Zhang Zheng said with a smile: "Even the people of the earth know the truth, brother, of course I also know." ”

"Then why are you still doing this?"

"Sister Lu, have you ever seen cockroaches?"

Lu Dayu said: "Of course I've seen it, there is this kind of thing in the kitchen of my grandfather's house." ”

"Sister Lu, is the more this thing the more disgusting?" Zhang Zheng asked.

"What do you mean the more you get, the more disgusting? Even a cockroach is disgusting enough. What do you mean, stinky boy? ”

"Sister Lu, when Sister Wang Yan sees those followers of hers one day, what will she think of?" Zhang Zheng asked.

Of course she thinks of cockroaches. Haha, I know your kid's intentions, and your kid is too bad, right? Lu Dayu said with disdain.

"Sister Lu, as the saying goes, men are not bad, women are not loved, and it is perfect to use it here. Besides, it's not a question of whether it's bad or not, it's called planning for a rainy day. ”