Chapter 16: My Sister's Gift (I)

In the early morning, the sun was shining, and in the guest room of Buckingham Palace, Xana lifted the quilt and sat up.

"Sister..."

Although I have long known from the message that my sister is not here, it is inconvenient to see me, but I am still so uncomfortable, and my hair is drooping.

"Forget it, let's get up quickly, there are still many things waiting for today."

Patting her face, Xana finally recovered from getting up, washed and changed clothes, and her schedule was full today.

"Yooji's Baga Niang is actually like that after she turns in, stupid and cute. I actually want to rob my sister's position by becoming a girl, and at most call her an old sister..."

In front of the mirror, Xana was chattering while combing her hair, and although she said that someone was stupid, the corners of her mouth were still upturned. If the wanderer is here, most of them will say something like "don't say it with your mouth, your body is very honest", and then you will be beaten up. Of course, most of Yoyoko, the newly baked "old sister", will also be angry.

That's right! Now Yuyuko no longer has to pretend that she is still Yuuji with the Fraud Orb, but has rightfully become Xana's sister. As soon as he got on the train after meeting at the train station after meeting yesterday, the black-bellied wanderer made a surprise attack and pulled the fraudulent orb off the chest of Yoyoko, who was caught off guard.

"Ah!!h

Yoyoko screamed loudly like a rude little girl, but fortunately she was in a soundproofed luxury official car today, otherwise she would definitely attract the patrol police on the road.

"What's it called!"

"Yikes! Ahh

The imaginary fist did not appear, and Yuyoko realized that it was silly to continue screaming like this, so she quickly stopped and looked at her sister in panic.

"Alas..."Xia Na looked at Yuyoko's new image repeatedly, and sighed, "The body is stupid, and the mother is also a stupid and cute (9)", although this is very poisonous, but it makes Yuyouzi breathe a sigh of relief, it seems that her sister will not beat herself. It's a pity that the next attempt to hope that my sister will call "Sister-sama" has completely failed, and Yuyoko, who has violated the taboo, is full of old punches by Xana.

In the end, I reluctantly agreed that when I was in a good mood, I could call her "old sister", and as for my sister, it was the exclusive use of Sister Kotomi.

The wanderer was watching jokes on the sidelines, but soon she became depressed. Because Yoyoko beat the snake with the stick, relying on the bond of Xia Na, and also called Sister Kotomi, Xia Na actually didn't object. Considering how much the teacher dotes on Shana, this kind of request will not be a problem at all

And when the wanderer hugged his thigh, he didn't call Mr. Misaka every day, Mr. Misaka, this was originally Japan's honorific title for the author of light novels, like the wanderer was called Mr. Danzi back then, which does not mean anything else. But after his studio was taken over, the wanderer suddenly found that he had really become the other party's apprentice, and the whole group was a generation shorter out of thin air, and everyone else only needed to call his sister and sister, and he would always have to call him "teacher" respectfully. The husband is sluggish, and he is bullied by Flat-chested Aya and Bao'er every day, which is an important reason.

Originally, there was a newcomer to Yuyoko.,This guy has always been more restrained.,Call Misaka Kotomi "my king".,I think my subordinates are also short.,Now it's changed.,Only I'm a junior.,This is really a cup.。

The wanderer was hit hard by 999 and fell silent. Yuyoko and Xia Na happily chatted about Yuyuko's experience after signing the contract, and all kinds of black histories were dug out.

"I signed a contract with my sister, how could I still be a boy, even my sister's father, who was drugged with mother-in-law medicine. After Hallie became a girl, I wondered why you were still a man, because I was afraid that I would be beaten as a pervert, so I borrowed a fraud orb? Ha, I'm laughing to death! ”

When she heard that Yuyoko had borrowed the orb, Xana laughed and bent over with her stomach clutched. would actually believe such a ridiculous statement, no wonder he was constantly played by the black group of wanderers.

"Wanderer, you bastard! How dare you lie to me! Say that my sister hates guys who are not men or women the most! ”

Yoyoko black line! Yoyoko, who found that he had been pitted by Ji You for a long time, pounced on the wanderer.

"That's right! But Xiaoyou, you're not a man or a girl now! ”

The unhappy wanderer immediately fought back.

"Bastard! I will never let you go! ”

There was a lot of trouble in the car, but fortunately it was the automatic driving system, and the cockpit and the crew cabin were isolated, otherwise such a toss would have caused a car accident. In the end, seeing that the two guys were really arguing, Xana had to sacrifice a big murder weapon - to sue her parents.

"If you two play Lily again, I'll tell Hirano and Bao'er that you're out hunting for wild food. Tell my mother that my sister has an impure relationship outside. ”

The shadow of the hatchet finally suppressed the two fools.

"Why haven't you dispersed today?! Don't go straight in, go around the side door. ”

Approaching Buckingham Palace, the wanderer who was sorting his clothes suddenly glanced outside, and then quickly ordered the car's driving system to change lanes.

"The marchers outside can't afford to hide from you, the wanderer, right?"

There were no Decepticons shopping outside or a reincarnation squad going on a killing spree here, and Xana only saw a few chaotic waves of protesting and demonstrative crowds at the entrance of Buckingham Palace, waving signs that seemed to protest against the shady allocation of utopian armored cadet slots. However, the people's demonstrations and protests in capitalist countries are daily reserved programs, and you can see signs holding signs when you have anything to do, and the content is varied, reasonable and unreasonable, and super absurd. Anyway, as long as it doesn't cause a riot, the police will mostly watch the excitement.

"Don't you know, these guys are more troublesome than the Decepticons, they are extremely unreasonable, and they can't be killed. They protest against our favoritism in favor of their sworn enemies in the establishment and enrollment process of the Double Ponytail School, and they make trouble here every day. ”

The wanderers hate these guys very much, but demonstrations are the right of the people, as long as they don't break the law, even if they are disgusting, the police can only watch. Moreover, there is an anti-magic barrier around Buckingham Palace, which is dedicated to defending against dark wizards, and it is inconvenient to use magic to dispel these guys.

"When they leave, just pack up the leads."

"The problem is that their head is hidden in the embassy area, where there is also an enchantment, and their backstage is not easy to move. Anyway, it's just a few bed bugs on the scene that disgusting people, out of sight and out of mind. ”

As the car drove around the corner, Shana saw a commotion on the other side of the protester, as if the demonstrators felt that shouting with signs was not enough to express their anger, took out a flag with a white background and a blue border and a star in the middle, and set it on fire. The policemen on the side finally stopped watching the show, but rushed up with hulala, picked up their batons and shields, and were supported by high-pressure water cannons, tear gas and rubber bullets behind them.

"Don't look at it, the flag-burning will not be detained for a few days before he will be released on bail, and then another wave of people will continue. Anyway, if you have money, you are not afraid to pay bail. ”

The wanderer closed the rear window with a look of disgust.

The car that had escaped the procession stopped at the corner of the palace, and the wanderer said that it was relatively quiet and not easy to notice. But as soon as they stopped, Yuzi and Yuyoko got off the bus and were surrounded by a group of Misaka sisters with the logo of the secretariat.

"Minister Hirano, it's office hours, where have you been? do, Misaka has to complain to his sister about the leader's absenteeism during working hours. ”

"Wait a minute, I'm because..."

Without waiting for the wanderer to explain, stacks of documents were buried. Everyone watched as the wanderer was buried in the cart with documents by the Misaka sisters and directly packed and taken away. Not far away, several guys in black suits who looked like MIB agents were also waving to this side. Yuyuko, who smiled bitterly, could only temporarily ask a royal maid to take Xia Na to the guest room to rest, and this rest was one night, Yuzi and Yuyoko never came over, and Xia Na contacted Misaka through the Misaka network and was picked up by Misaka's sister.

"I'm sorry, Minister Hirano is working on the documents she has been delaying these days (I can vaguely hear the wailing of the wanderer in the background), if there is a non-urgent matter, please submit an appointment to the Secretariat. do, Misaka said that he would not let Minister Hirano skip work again. ”

Well, it seems that until the wanderer crawls out of the file hell, don't think about talking.

Yoyoko's side is always in a state of secrecy and inconvenient to answer. It wasn't until late at night that I received a message from Yoyoko, which said that the wanderer was still staying up late to work, so don't wait tonight. Wake up early tomorrow morning, everyone goes to the suburbs to receive the gift left by my sister to Xia Na, Yoyoko complains at the end of the letter that because the wanderer is lazy, the customs approval of the gift has just been signed, and she has to go to pick up the goods overnight.

"Sister's gift?"

I heard that my sister has a gift for herself, but why does the gift need such a thing as customs approval?

After breakfast, Xia Na, who couldn't think of the content of the gift, drove to the outskirts of London with Yuyuko, and the old lady said that her sister's gift had been placed in the warehouse over there. Thankfully, this car has the same holographic camouflage as yesterday's car, otherwise I saw the middle two Lori sitting behind the steering wheel, and the level of attraction for the patrol officers on the road was MAX.

"No detours this time?"

When she went out, Xana looked at the demonstrators outside through the one-way car window, wondering if she had vented more fully yesterday or hadn't woken up in the morning, but today's demonstrators were much more sensible, just waving signs and flags at the gate outside.

"Today this car is an official car from MIB, and they don't know who is inside. If it's the wanderer's car, he doesn't dare to go from here, this gang of people also has an inside line in the royal family, at first the wanderer didn't know, thinking that it would be fine if there was a camouflage car window to cover it, but the route was secretly poked out, and he was splashed with paint as soon as he went out, and he also suffered a lot of dung bombs. ”

"Hah..."Xia Na couldn't stop laughing when she imagined the scene of the wanderer's car being splashed with paint, "I'm afraid the black ball of the wanderer is angry enough, right?" How did you get revenge afterwards? ”

"No, though I know she must hate it..."

Those who are familiar with the wanderer know that this guy has a small heart. Yoyoko said that the wanderer didn't want to retaliate, the dogs were bullying the door, how could he not want to clean them up. It's a pity that although the small book has a lot of notes, the wanderer has no action.

"Why?"

On the one hand, there is a lack of manpower, and Kotomi left a lot of Misaka sisters to the wanderer, but in order to defend against unknown crises, they were all deployed, and the rest of the general reserve cannot be moved lightly, and the only ones who can directly command the downstream in non-emergency situations are the secretariat and the studio, but they are also responsible for assisting the wanderer in managing international affairs and playing a financial group, and they really can't take out the action personnel.

On the other hand, the wanderer has some rat throwers and takes care of it more. The wanderer used to be only responsible for running the two-dimensional studio.,Occasional help at the shrine.,Now he's suddenly appointed as a temporary minister.,Become the person in charge of the affairs of Kotomi's sister in this world.,After taking office, the normal operation didn't make a mess.,It's already a good operation of the secretariat.,She's been with her sister for so many years.,How much is the best result of some experience.。

At present, the stability cannot be maintained, but it has to deal with a group of powerful guys who grasp the lifeblood of industry, and the other party still has allies within the British government (the daily travel of the wanderer is controlled), unless there is strong support from the royal family and the prime minister, it is difficult for the wanderer to ensure the stability of the situation after the move.

But the royal family has been playing Tai Chi and doesn't want to get involved, and the prime minister is no longer the "Iron Lady" Thatcher, who has worked with her sister for many years, but a new prime minister who successfully ran for election in 91 by showing photos of his pet dog (here is different from history), and the relationship between the two sides is not good. If she didn't have enough support, she would just ignore the ministers in name and the cabinet would not be able to wrestle with the political enemies who were still in front of her.

"After my sister left, there were people clamoring for the dismissal of the wanderer as a minister, and they said that it was a joke to make a female high school student a cabinet minister. Now those noble lords are thinking about brushing up on their sense of existence and playing a balancing game through fantasy armor. Since the end of World War II, it has not been enough for them to leave so many mines in South Asia, the Middle East and Africa, and now they intend to bury new ones, which further complicates the situation. The wanderer is afraid of rash action, triggering the fourth oil crisis. Now in the rules of the game, although it is unfavorable, it has nothing to do with the overall situation, and we can't afford to flip the table. ”

The driving Yoyoko talked eloquently. If you just listen to the speech, I am afraid that you will think that it is the judgment of a famous political analyst.

"Stop!" Xana interrupted Yuyuko's tirade, "That's what you heard, right?" Sister, you are a brainless guy at the airport, it is impossible for you to have such an assertion. ”

Shana's words made Yoyoko teary-eyed and brought back her sad memories. It's just brainless, or "the airport is brainless", how can you give me a label of "big chest and no brain", at least there is a European pie. Wanderer, it's all your fault!

"Well, I actually saw these from the Secretariat's Misaka network, and I heard that they were comments from the Prime Minister of Bee-Eater..."

Yuyoko wanted to show it in front of her sister, but she was exposed, and she had to confess that she saw it all from the Internet. In the end, a piece of gossip was added, Sister Kotomi seems to be exercising the wanderer, unless the situation is out of control, it is completely up to the wanderer.

"Don't worry, the wanderer will scream if he really can't figure it out, gritting his teeth and stiffening his teeth is not that guy's specialty..."

Chatting along the way, Yoyoko drove the car to a place in the suburbs that was not on the map, took out the pass, and passed three sentry posts before finally arriving at the destination.

"My sister's gift is here?"

There are several long runways for combat readiness, with towers in the distance, and rice flags and star-striped flags fluttering above the hangar where GIs stand on the side. This is supposed to be the US air base in the UK, why should the gift be placed at the air base?

"Xana, do you remember the SRR program?"

"Well, my sister's amateur leisure research and development plan."

SRR, the full name of "Sparetime (Recreation) Research Program", is a research project launched by Kotomi Misaka in order to pass the time of boredom (including when standing guard is bored), and its main content is to use old technology to develop and improve something that is completely useless (not needed to save the world) when he is bored, and later developed into an optional course to exercise hands-on ability.

And Yoyoko also knew that Uncle Long Tao, who had already been in the box, had ordered a MIG-24 fighter attack aircraft to be resold to the Celestial Empire, which was the product of this plan. In order to exercise the magic modification skills of the old aircraft, Kotomi Misaka developed and improved the MIG-23 ground attack type (MIG-27), changed the shape to the fly-by-wire engine, changed the radar with new missiles, and forcibly turned a second-generation aircraft into a third-generation and a half-role fighter MIG-24 (it may be more appropriate to call it MIG-28).

It seems that Kotomi Misaka has a soft spot for the aircraft of the Mikoyan Design Bureau (in fact, it is a grudge against the woolly bear who broke the contract and the rabbit only got half of the MIG-21), and the most played is the "MiGgai" series (don't you give it, it's all for you). In addition to the MIG-24 ordered by Long Tao, there are also MIG-22 (actually improved according to the J-7-MF), MIG-26 (MIG-25 and MIG-31 improved quasi-aerospace fighters), MIG-30 (in addition to the fourth-generation aircraft with a stealth handicap) and other models. And there are fewer Western fighters, except for the one shipped today, Yuyoko found that none of the NATO fighters seemed to have been magically altered.

"This gift has something to do with the SRR project, and combined with where we are, do you guess what we're sending this time?"

Yuyoko asked Xana to guess what model today's gift was.

"It's an American-made aircraft improved by my sister ... Then it's ......"

"That's right, today's gift is Mr. Misaka's favorite, an improved version of the F-14 'Tomcat' (Misaka Kotomi is indisputably a cat party) - F-14MX, Super Folded Ear Cat!"

The roller shutter door was drawn, and the wanderer came out of it. As the roller shutter door slowly rose, a beautiful fighter with a variable sweep wing double folding tail was slowly pulled out by the trailer, which was the figure of countless cat parties. However, unlike the original, this new Folded Ear Cat is not only much larger than the Tomcat, but even the landing gear is a sci-fi anti-gravity structure.

"These folded cats are developed and produced according to the follow-up to SRR, IS-A (Advanced) S (Support) W (Weapon) R (Research), that is, the IS Advanced Support Weapon R&D Program, which is the most advanced in the entire multiverse."

24 folded cats lined up in columns on both sides of the runway, and the wanderer accompanied the Sakai sisters to introduce and review these fighters, and the wanderer said that it looked very similar to the F-14 on the outside, but it was at the same level as the current IS at Valhalla from the inside out, and would soon enter the service at the Double Ponytail Academy.

"Serving?"

Why is it related to the Double Ponytail Academy again, Xia Na looked at the wanderer suspiciously, this is sure to be a gift to herself?

"It will take a little time for the handover ceremony, and I will go to the house and explain the details to everyone. There's an extra surprise! ”

Not far away, a group of engineers were setting up a viewing platform, and it would take some time to see the situation, so the wanderer opened the door next to the hangar, beckoned everyone into the lounge and explained slowly, saying that there was a surprise.

"I know what to do with mysteries, this black ball."

Xana was very dissatisfied with the wanderer's mysticism, but when she entered the house and saw inside, she was stunned.

"The surprise is in..."

Seeing the figure in front of her, Xana was speechless. Although I was very excited to meet Youzi, compared to the person in front of me, it was completely different from heaven and earth, second only to my sister. The familiar Tokiwadai school uniform, the folding fan that does not leave her hand on a cold day, and the domineering look, Xana didn't expect to see each other here at all.

"Sister Mitsuko!"

Xana pounced.