Chapter 155: Bury the cup in my sister's hand
After eating the cake, Misaka and the girls said goodbye. I was going to go straight to the dormitory in Kamijo, but a phone call made Misaka take a detour to the shopping street.
"The café you want...", said Aresta that the cat-eared maid café had been approved, located on a commercial street near the academy house, and even the renovation had been done (really fast), as long as Misaka did not require any changes to the decoration design, it could open tomorrow.
What's going on with this unscientific anime speed? Misaka went to the café to take a look, and the decorator knew very well about the cute style of the second dimension, and it was hard to imagine that the upside-down hanging man had this kind of talent in addition to the mad scientist like Kihara Shuta. Can Misaka say that Aresta is the present world?
After reading the storefront and telling Jasmine to come to the café, Misaka can finally go to the sister and study it carefully. This visit went very smoothly, and Kamijo Danma happened to be sorting out today's harvest "spoils" at home, and when he saw Misaka coming to the door, he let him in directly.
"Sorry, just got back from the supermarket." Although Shangjo said that he was embarrassed, looking at the smile on his face, he was definitely showing off the results of fighting for specials.
But showing off this with the beckoning cat is really speechless. For Misaka, who controls his wealth and is lucky, such a thing as rushing to buy special food may only exist in the memories of his previous life. Ignoring the idiot, Misaka began a preliminary examination.
"Yes, it seems that you have been doing well for the past two days." Uejo's sister hand is actually just very slowly absorbing Misaka's luck to replenish the past, even if Kamijo went to the supermarket today to fight for character, it didn't consume much, and it was about the same as Misaka's consumption when he was experimenting on ordinary people. Could it be that Misaka really cured his misfortune? But why does Misaka feel that a special misfortune awaits this guy in the near future?
"What are you smirking at, hurry up and help move the table and set up the experimental equipment, it's time for you to fulfill your obligations." Misaka told the idiot-smiling guy to move the table away so he could set up the lab equipment.
"Hey, hey!" Kamijo Danma still has a very silly and stupid expression, so that Misaka has to wonder if this guy has become stupid because of his misfortune. Fortunately, this guy is just stupid, and he can do at least physical work.
What Misaka didn't know was that Uejo Danma was moving the table while carefully considering the words of the blue-haired earrings in his heart.
Coming out of the supermarket today, Kamijo Dangma met the blue-haired earrings that went to the anime store to buy GalGame, and told him what happened in the past two days, and the blue-haired earrings teased: "Ahshang, if that girl is really a person who can manipulate the lucky ability, you can marry her." This will get rid of misfortune! ”
The speaker has no intention and the listener has the intention. When Kamijo Danma heard this, he immediately thought that this was indeed the best way to solve his misfortune. But Mr. Uejo likes the mature dormitory administrator's big sister (narrator: Uejo himself is a year of control), how can he marry a girl who is four or five years younger than him! Although I also know that there is such an unscientific thing as legal Lori in the Dao (Teacher Xiaomeng was shot),But yesterday Teacher Xiaomeng clearly told herself,The other party has been transferred to Zhachuan Middle School.,It's a real Lori middle school student.。
Marrying a middle school Lori,It's definitely going to be regarded as a pervert.,When the wedding doesn't take place.,I'm afraid the garrison will come to arrest people first.。 No, without the garrison, the classmates of the FFF regiment in the class will burn themselves to death first. When the blue-haired earrings are gone, it can be said that if Shangjo dares to have the idea of blaspheming the pure and cute cat ear Lori, then the burn that was not lit last time will be set up the next day.
And when saying goodbye, the last sentence of the blue-haired earrings hit the bar deeply.
"It's impossible for Kamijo to marry each other. How can a fool like you be taken by a cute cat-eared loli! It's impossible for an unfortunate guy to meet Lady Luck, and a lucky girl won't have anything to do with an unfortunate guy like you. ”
Yes, if the other party is really lucky, then it is naturally impossible for an unfortunate guy like himself to pursue the other party; If the other party is not so lucky, even if he marries her, he will not be able to solve his own misfortune. It doesn't make sense logically! What's weird is that from beginning to end, Shangjo didn't even think about whether the other party would agree, just thinking that he couldn't pursue it just because he was unlucky.
Soon the middle of the room was cleaned up, and Misaka took out a pendant, and when it was opened, countless machines full of sci-fi atmosphere appeared in the room.
"Don't worry, these are pure scientific products with no superpowers, and even this pendant is developed based on IS techniques, don't worry about being broken by your sister's hand, come over and help Misaka move this big box to the bed." By the way, if you break it, you will have to pay for it. Misaka smirked.
With the help of the obviously unreliable looking Uejo Danma, Misaka set up the testing site, and the guy scrambled several times in the middle of the process, but fortunately he didn't mess up. Now the room is surrounded by a silver-white chair, full of all kinds of science fiction instruments.
"Don't continue giggling like an idiot, hurry up and sit down in the inspection chair." I really can't stand this guy's idiotic look, although Misaka also knows that you are happy to be unfortunate in the past two days, but don't act like a fool.
Shangjo sat down on the chair, and then "clicked" and "clicked" a few times, and his neck, wrists, and ankles were cuffed.
"Hurry up and let me go! What do you want to handcuff me when you check for it? Kamijo seemed to wake up and began to struggle.
"Sit down! Just to prevent you guy from making a fuss, and it will be troublesome if the slice thickness is uneven for a while. ”
"You mean slices, right? I don't want to slice! Don't! Unfortunate! Kamijo struggled even more, but Misaka ignored him, and instead started the machine on his own, and the room roared for a while, and a full range of examinations were carried out on Kamijo's body, especially his right hand and right arm.
"The information collected this time is enough for Xana-chan to analyze it for a while." There was no stack of reports that could crush people to death, and all the data was recorded and directly encrypted and transmitted to the dimensional ship, where it was handed over to Shana-chan for analysis.
After the last moment, Misaka took some blood samples from Uejo Danma, collected a small amount of hair, and lowered the guy from the chair.
"Hahaha, why are you tying me up just like this! I thought I was going to be sliced. Kamijo touched the hedgehog's head and said, he saw that there was no strange beam (at least not visible light) or a sharp scalpel after the instrument was activated, and he understood that Misaka was just scaring him.
"I'm just afraid that you won't cooperate well. Of course, if you agree to slice it, Misaka doesn't mind actually slicing it. Misaka's research soul has been ignited! "It seems that Uejo's right arm has been cut off many times and then taken back again, so it shouldn't be a problem for Misaka to cut a little bit and take it as a sample.
"Please don't."
It's a pity that I still couldn't slice it after the last time, so I'll go get some of it afterwards when the alchemy incident happens.
"Okay, this is the luck of this time, Misaka has something to do in the past two days, and Misaka will come to check again on the 20th." Gently holding Uejo's right hand, Misaka slowly teleported his luck to the past. In addition to the physical fitness of the current demon clan, the current Misaka has no superpowers, magic, and spiritual power, so if there is something abnormal at this time, there will be trouble.
What was going on?,Originally, it was just Misaka's cranky thoughts.,But just as it was about to be finished.,The door suddenly opened.,A guy dressed in a strange floral shirt and shorts.,Light blue sunglasses on his face.,Gold chains around his neck.,Dressed as a bad boy.。
"Ahshang, I saw Wuxia... Meow... I'm sorry to disturb you..."Tsuchigomon Motoharu saw that Misaka was holding Uejo's hand, and quickly walked out of the door and closed the door.
"Hey, it's the garrison? Someone is illegally detaining Lori here..."The sound of a phone call came from outside the door.
"I didn't detain Lori!" Kamijo rushed out of the house to snatch the phone of the Tsuchiomon Gate, and Misaka quickly packed up his things and left.
Really, it must have been because the flight loop was blocked during the inspection, and Aresta sent this double agent to spy on Misaka's actions to see if Misaka had an impact on his plan to exercise the upper strip, but fortunately the instruments had been put away.
"Ahh What is it? Because of the sudden intrusion of the Tsuchiomon Gate, Kotomi Misaka hurriedly said goodbye and left, and Kamijo Danma had to continue to clean up the room by himself, and he found a bottle of clear potion from the corner, and the label on it was incomprehensible.
“APTX9684… What is this? "The strange label on the potion bottle really makes it impossible to figure out what it is for, maybe it was dropped when I checked it just now, right? It's probably not a valuable potion (Shangjo doesn't think he's worth much until now, and it's impossible for someone to spend too much money on him), and it's marked that it's harmless to the human body, so put it aside, and return it to her when Misaka Kotomi comes in two days.
Kamijo Dangma didn't know what he was holding, this was a good thing that everyone liked to see and boys couldn't avoid, and it was a special product made by the greatest scientific genius Kotomi Misaka through reverse analysis and a large number APTX4869 of ancient alchemy and futuristic biochemical technology. Moreover, this potion is produced by pure scientific means, and the sister hand of the upper strip has no immunity to this thing.
This dangerous potion was casually thrown on the bookshelf by Uejo Dangma, so it can be seen that Kamijo's future is certainly not a life full of luck, and Misaka Kotomi's intuition is not wrong.
Early the next morning, Misaka took Jasmine and Sakura to tidy up the café, and a few Misaka sisters helped in the room. Limeng, this guy is lying on the sofa leisurely drinking black tea and eating cake, not only does he not help, but he also supports Misaka's sister who is responsible for sorting out the food, but fortunately there is Misaka's projection food supply, otherwise the food prepared by the café for the guests will be eaten by her, and Misaka can't even have the food left to check.
"What! Tears were attacked? It's good, Misaka will go over. ”
Halfway through the tidying, I received a call from my sister that Saten Tears was attacked by Tokiwadai hunters, and her two eyebrows were drawn thick and big, and my sister asked Misaka to come over and help.
In the office of the Discipline Inspector of the Academy's house, after helping Tears clean the ink on his eyebrows, Misaka turned around and asked, "Did Misaka help with the portrait yesterday?" And the academy building is full of monitors, which should be easy to catch, so why was it attacked? ”
"That's right, the iron-clad teacher only remembered that Shirai was locked in the room by you before leaving work, and quickly released it and learned that the suspect she captured was the culprit who had recently injured many members of the Discipline Inspection Commission..."Hatsuharu explained.
So that's the case, after discovering that the arrested suspect was suspected of causing a terrorist attack, the garrison's energy was focused on interrogation overnight, and the case of painting eyebrows, which can only be regarded as a prank at most, naturally no one cared about it, especially Misaka could still be eliminated, and it was not until this morning that a report was issued.
“… Moreover, the person you identified is Chongfu Shengfan of Sekisho Middle School, and his ability is a false inspection, and he is only Level 2, and he can't completely eliminate his sense of existence at all, so there is also a lot of controversy over this clue. ”
Chongfu Provincial Sail's information was retrieved by the early spring, although the direction of the ability is right, but only the person with the opposite ability has no ability to commit the crime at all, and many people in the garrison and the Discipline Commission have reservations about Misaka's information, and prefer that this person is just passing by.
I see, I'm afraid that after finding out the information of Chongfu Shengfan, I won't bother to issue a report on the investigation, not to mention that there is a more important bombing case. Misaka and Shirai glanced at each other, fantasizing that Mite's outburst had just begun, and no one thought that they would be able to suddenly improve this kind of thing. Especially a few days ago, I just completed a physical examination, and occasionally one or two are reasonable, and the large-scale incapacitated and low-ability people suddenly increased to above Level 3, and if you say that you are going to the other party, I am afraid that you will have to go to the hospital for examination first.
"That's her!" Saten came over at this time and saw the photos on the computer screen, directly identifying the criminal, who saw each other in the bathroom mirror when she was electrocuted.
"I'll just say, how could Sister No. 2 be mistaken." *2
After confirming the prisoner, Chu Chun began to link the monitoring system to find him, especially after Zuo Tian promised to invite her to eat all-you-can-eat cakes, and a powerful momentum erupted, and one computer after another was connected, and then all the surveillance footage of the academy house was retrieved from the library. Chuchun is really the patron saint of the library, so Xana-chan should continue to analyze the experimental data of the previous article.
"It's too much." My sister muttered.
"Hey, it's okay!" Early spring swears to defend his cake to the death.
"It's not about cakes. In early spring, ignore regions E to H, as well as J and N. "It turned out that there were too many monitors, and Kuroko asked Hakuro to turn off the monitors in areas that were too far away from Tokiwadai and the bustling areas, and these places would not go to Shigefuku.
In a certain alley, a Tokiwadai girl had just said goodbye to her friend, and behind her, there was slowly an extra person. But this girl didn't know what to do, because that person was invisible to humans.
Chongfu Shengfan quietly followed behind the girl, just like she had done before, using the ability to quietly follow behind the other party, knocking out with a stun gun when the other party was not paying attention, and then blackening the opponent's eyebrows with special ink and escaping.
But just as Chongfu Shengfan took out the stun gun again, a voice appeared behind her.
"Found you."
"You don't want to lose any of my cute eyebrows." Although Zuotian's eyebrows have been cleaned, this resentment is not so easy to dissipate.
"It's really gone..."Although he had already known that he had falsely examined this kind of Akaline's ability, the sudden disappearance of a large living person in front of his eyes still surprised Zuotian.
Chongfu Shengfan temporarily escaped from Zuo Tian's tears, but her Akaline aura was ineffective against the camera, under the command of Chu Chun, Zuo Tianwei chased behind, and the sunspots intercepted in front, although Chongfu Shengfan relied on her ability to escape capture many times, but she became more and more tired, and the long-term use of her ability made her tired, and she was almost unable to support it. And she didn't pay attention at all, although she fled again and again, but her range of action became smaller and smaller.
The panting Chongfu Shengfan was driven to a street park at the end of the day, and she could no longer maintain her ability and was forced to show her figure.
"Hehe..."Shigefuku Province Fan suddenly found that it was not safe here, on the swing in front, two Tokiwadai girls were waiting for him (in order not to be noticed, Misaka changed into Tokiwadai school uniforms again), and behind him, Kuroko, Shirai and Saten, who had been chasing and intercepting.
"Hide and seek... That's it. ”
"That's right. If you are willing to plead guilty, Misaka will help you plead with the judge. ”
But Chongfu Shengfan still wanted to resist stubbornly, the false test was completely ineffective, and there was no way to escape, she still chose to resist arrest and picked up a stun gun to stab her sister.
"It's a pity. I don't like that. "Sister's fingertip current flickered, not to mention my sister and Misaka, even ordinary Misaka sisters can be immune. With a slight touch from my sister, the heavy blessing of the negative resistance fell, and in the face of absolute strength, it was meaningless to fantasize about the improvement that Mide could bring.